Chapter 266: Drunken Madness

A loose group of people gathered around the edge of the pond, looking at the two big turtles in the water with great interest, when they suddenly heard someone shouting on the shore. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Brother Guanglu has gone down to the pond!"

Wen Xu took a look through the moonlight, and there was indeed a person on the other side walking towards the pond, shouting some nonsense as he walked.

Teacher Ma immediately began to mumble when he saw it: "Look at this wine, how embarrassing it is to drink too much!"

After complaining, the old lady shouted at the people on the shore, "Whoever goes down and pulls them up, he is drunk like this, what if something happens?"

At this time, Wen Guanglu had already arrived in the river, not to mention that although he was drunk, the water was still good, and he swam directly towards the two big turtles with a breaststroke that was not very standard.

"Be careful, don't get bitten by that thing"

Immediately someone on the shore shouted.

It's a pity that the pond was originally so wide, and Wen Guanglu swam fast, so he soon approached the big turtle.

I saw Wen Guanglu shouting at this time: "Big turtle, you're back, I miss you, come and hug me!" After speaking, he stretched out his hand and hugged the largest big turtle washed on the water.

"Guanglu, what kind of nerves do you have in a dead ghost, hurry up and get me ashore?"

I don't know when Guanglu's daughter-in-law came to the shore, and when she saw her man holding the big turtle in the river, she directly opened her throat and shouted, and while speaking, she grabbed the lump at her feet and threw it on Guanglu's body, wanting him to turn back, for fear that the big turtle would bite his man.

Guanglu had already reached out and hugged the back of the big turtle, as if he was hugging a piece of wooden stake floating on the water, and said to his daughter-in-law on the shore: "If I don't go up, who told you to stop me from drinking at home!" Not only is he not allowed to drink, but he also pulls me to pay the public food almost every day, and I will ...... it today I just don't go up."

Guanglu's words caused a burst of laughter from the people on the shore. Originally, a few people who were going to go out to fish looked like this, but Guanglu was not in danger for the time being, so everyone began to look lively, you must know that such a Western scene is not common.

"Sister-in-law, you let Brother Guanglu have a good rest for two days at night!

I don't know which child really received such a sentence, and the laughter in the crowd was even more sufficient.

Wen Guanglu in the water, at this time, he didn't know whether he was really drunk or fakely drunk, so he took it: "Yes, this brother is right, the man who beats him almost once a day can't stand it, I want to rest!"

Poof! At this time, he didn't even hold back Wen Xu, and Mr. Ma couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, let alone the people around him.

"Mother, what did Uncle Guanglu do at night, once a day, you see Uncle Guanglu jumping into the river when he is tired" A crisp children's voice seemed to sympathize with the uncle in the river, and asked the mother standing next to him.

"Go home and sleep honestly" His mother suddenly blushed, but fortunately she didn't notice it when it was dark, and when she turned her face, she immediately reached out and slapped her child's buttocks, and drove her son home.

Waiting for her son to leave, the little daughter-in-law suddenly changed her face and looked lively happily.

Guanglu's daughter-in-law can now be said to be annoyed and angry, pointing at Wen Guanglu and saying: "The surname is Wen, you have a kind, if you have a kind, don't come up, you will lie on the body of the old turtle for the rest of your life!"

At this time, a bad voice sounded again: "Sister-in-law, what are you going to do with Brother Guanglu's old turtle?"

"Shut your stinky mouth, if Guanglu can't do it, you'll come!"

This married daughter-in-law sometimes gets spicy, it is not an ordinary human system, and Guanglu's daughter-in-law's words immediately beat the speaker dumb. To tell the truth, this person has this heart in his heart, and he doesn't have the courage to respond in front of his daughter-in-law at this time.

Guanglu's daughter-in-law, who was dizzy, stretched out her hand and beckoned to the big turtle in the river: "Old turtle, old turtle, come here, big turtle has come!

These people on the shore who watched the excitement immediately coaxed again: "Sister-in-law, you should be a Tang monk when Guanglu is a monk, can the old turtle still carry him across the river?"

Before the words were spoken, someone in the crowd immediately exclaimed: "Come here, really come here, this big old turtle really brought Guanglu, the bear boy."

At this time, I saw the big turtle in the water, paddling its four thick claws and slowly swimming in the direction of Guanglu's daughter-in-law, and made a mooing sound while swimming.

Guanglu's daughter-in-law was stunned for a moment, and then casually patted the head door of her own child next to her: "Go, hurry up and go to your grandfather's house, bring a few small fish raised in the small pot, I want to feed the turtle!"

After saying that, Guanglu's daughter-in-law began to roll up her sleeves fiercely, and it seemed that she was not happy to roll up her sleeves, and directly reached out and tore off a wicker with the thickness of a mother's finger from the willow tree next to her.

"Hey, don't go over, don't go over!"

Guanglu looked at the tigress who was sneering at himself while holding a wicker on the shore, and he was a little flustered, and kept swinging his two legs and subconsciously swimming in the opposite direction, but his brain couldn't turn around a little between the panicked hairs, and now he kept grabbing the back of the big turtle with both hands and paddling with his two legs, can he still row too much of the big turtle?

So in two minutes, the big turtle sent Wen Guanglu to the pond, and at this time, as soon as Guanglu's daughter-in-law reached out and grabbed it, she saw that Guanglu was picked up like a chick caught by an eagle.

"After drinking two cups of cat urine, you will change sex, I will let you say, I will make you owe!"

Guanglu's daughter-in-law picked up the wicker and pumped it towards Guanglu's ass and legs, and now there were only Guanglu's ouches, ouch screams, and loud laughter from the surrounding crowd.

"Mother, the fish is coming!"

Hearing that the fish was coming, Guanglu's daughter-in-law let go of her hand and reached out to take a small basin from her son's hand, which contained three small crucian carp shells, which were not big or as long as a palm.

Guanglu's daughter-in-law directly picked up a fish tail and handed it to the big turtle, and said softly: "Thank you, old turtle!"

After the big turtle screamed, it began to eat the fish beautifully, and then another turtle also swam over, staring at the fish in the hands of Guanglu's daughter-in-law, but this one may be a little timid, the body is washed in the water, and it is a little bit of a meaning that wants to come up but does not dare to come up.

Guanglu's daughter-in-law is now in a good mood, and she feels that the old turtle has given herself a long face, so she took a fish and sent it to the mouth of the turtle in the water, only to see that the turtle bit the fish in one bite.

"Hey, it's really a god, this old turtle is still human!"

At this moment, the voice of someone on the shore who was a little older sounded.

In the midst of everyone's discussions, Guanglu's daughter-in-law finished feeding the fish, and then walked away with Guanglu's ears and shouting, leaving only a group of people looking at the two turtles, one large and one small.

Wen Xu was afraid that the big turtle would come over and bite his pants, so he immediately helped Old Man Chi: "Old man, the excitement is gone, we should go back!"

"Go back, go back!" Old Man Chi was obviously in a better mood at this time than just now, although he walked a little swayingly, but it was much better than just now.

When he arrived at the door of Old Man Chi's house, Wen Xu pushed open the door and was walking inside, when he saw two cranes sneakily jumping towards the people, opened his mouth and pecked at him.

Teacher Ma immediately shouted, "Big crane and little crane!"

Hearing Teacher Ma's shout, the two cranes stood still, flapped their wings twice, and then slowly turned around and returned to the courtyard.

"I said Old Man Chi, these two cranes are almost injured, they should be put back into nature, this is a national-level protected animal" Wen Xu was a little blind to these two things, if it weren't for the two old men, Wen Xu would have cleaned them up a long time ago.

Teacher Ma smiled and said: "We also want to put it, but these two little things don't go, I told you that Lao Chi and I have put it twice, and we haven't arrived home after each release, and the two of them have fallen into the yard, so it's not no way."

Wen Xu didn't believe Mr. Ma's words, these two are wild cranes, and they haven't entered the space, if they are released, will they not leave?

Old Man Chi told the truth at this time: " One is not to let go, the second is that our old couple don't really want to let go, with these two cranes in the yard, and the dog is fighting, my small yard is so angry, now your kid's house has not been built, I usually have no one to deal with here, say it's a door, they are quite respectful to me, the old can't talk quickly, the young people don't want to talk to me, the old man doesn't want to talk to me, I said when will your house be good, move back quickly, I'm almost suffocated!"

"There is still half a month, at most half a month!" Wen Xu said with a smile: "It's also in a village, if you talk to me, you can go to where I live now."

Wen Xu helped the old man to the house, helped him upstairs, and helped the old man to the bed in the house.

"By the way, how are things going with you and Xiao Zhuo?" Although the old man said that his head was a lot clearer, he was still drinking, and as soon as he sat on the bed, he immediately lay down, and before lying down, he didn't forget to ask Wen Xu and Zhuo Yiqing about the awkward matter.

Wen Xu said: "It's good morning, such a little thing, she just needs to figure it out!"

"Then why are you still staying in Mingzhu, not coming to you?" Mr. Ma helped to lean Old Man Chi's leg against the bed, and after taking off his shoes, he moved his wife's leg to the bed.

"We don't have any nightlife here, wait for her to have enough fun in Mingzhu, and she will naturally come back," Wen Xu explained with a smile and disapproving words.

"What does this look like, a big girl spends all night in a nightclub" Mr. Ma couldn't help muttering, for the older generation, the reputation of going to a nightclub is almost equivalent to a person who is not a three, in their time, there is a saying that a good man does not enter the casino, a good woman does not enter the dance hall, the dance hall here is not a square dance for mothers, but refers to the former dance hall, at that time almost this place was equivalent to an illegal place in the hearts of everyone.

Wen Xu didn't hear what Teacher Ma said clearly, but Old Man Chi understood it when he got closer, and then opened his mouth and said, "Now that young people are playing this, don't worry!"

"Then old man, you rest, I'll go back!"

Teacher Ma immediately stood up when he heard it: "Then I'll send you, or when you get to the yard, those two cranes may peck you."

"Okay"

With that, Wen Xu walked out of the gate under the escort of Teacher Ma, and then turned his head and walked to the construction site of his house to take a look.

Now the general shape of the whole house has come out, and the columns, roof, and terrace are almost done, and from the outside, there is only a large glass wall that is not installed.

At this time, there were still workers on the construction site who were working, but these people were very quiet, quietly squatting in the back and began to deal with various pipes.