Chapter 163: The "Thai Legend" Duo
Xu Lang threw his passport in the taxi, and had no choice but to open a room with Wang Bao.
Wang Bao also named the combination of the two "Thai Legend"
When the two were in the elevator, a beautiful woman came in and spoke Thai, and the two began to argue about whether this was a shemale or not.
Later, the baby was about to talk, and a scissorhand came, and he showed off a sentence in English.
"Hello!"
This is a beautiful woman answering a phone call, using Chinese.
"I'm in the elevator, there's two 2Bs!"
The two of them were embarrassed, and their expressions stiffened a little at this time.
really saw her performance on the big screen, Yang Mi was even more exaggerated than when she was filming, "Hahahaha... This is too funny, I didn't think it was so funny when I was filming, ouch, no, haha..."
At this time, no one laughed at him, everyone was amused by this scene for a while, and there was continuous laughter in the screening hall, and even Li Mu, who had seen it more than once, laughed out loud.
"Goddess Xia Qiao!!"
"Yang Mi actually played a shemale, director you ******"
"Mysterious Silent ......"
"Confused with a capital letter, haha..."
"I recognize such a beautiful shemale!"
"Oops, I'm laughing, let me slow down!"
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Audiences were constantly laughing in movie theaters across the country, and some of the audience in the theater next door were a little curious about what kind of movie could be so funny.
There are also people who sneak up on the theater where "Thai Embarrassment" is being shown to see the situation, but after these people came in, they were attracted by the funny plot and couldn't leave, so they squatted in the aisle and watched it all the time.
It's just the theater next door, and even the audience waiting in the movie theater hall was attracted by the laughter coming from inside, and they asked the waiter at the entrance ticket check.
The waiter looked at the place where the voice came from, and then replied, "The sound should come from Hall 2, and now it's "Thai Embarrassment"!" β
The audience who got the answer seemed to be a little impressed, after all, the crazy publicity during this time was not in vain.
Then I looked at the posters on the surrounding walls, and saw the promotional poster of "Thai Embarrassment" in a more conspicuous place.
One of the most conspicuous is the oversized poster in the middle chapter, with some Thai-style temples in the background.
The three tasks in the middle are Wang Baoqiang, Xu Zheng and Chen He, between which Wang Baoqiang's left hand is pressed on Xu Zheng's shiny bald head, and his right hand is also compared to a scissor hand gesture.
Xu Zheng grabbed Chen He's hand with one hand and pressed his chin with the other, not knowing what he was doing.
One of Chen He's hands was grabbed by Xu Zheng, and the other was pressed on Wang Baoqiang's face.
Looking at the strange expressions and movements of the three people, the audience became interested, and the eight big words in the lower left corner of the poster "Rather than waiting for death, it is better to die of laughter" made the audience look forward to it even more.
At the moment, many audiences who have not yet bought tickets have rushed to the ticket office to buy tickets for the next show of "Thai Embarrassment".
And some of the other audiences who have already bought movie tickets directly threw away other movie tickets in their hands and went to buy tickets for "Thai Embarrassment".
The theater in the middle of the night should have been very calm for a while, after all, there are not many people who come to see the movie at this time, but it is this few audiences who have broken out into a craze that is usually difficult to meet, which probably no one expected.
Eyes turn back to the big screen, where the movie continues to unfold.
"Why do you have Muay Thai on your list?" Xu Lang was puzzled.
"I have negotiated with Qian Songyin's agent, as long as I come to Thailand to play a Muay Thai P match, I can be his personal bodyguard!" Baby starts YY.
"I can make scallion pancakes for her every day!" The baby's ambition is still relatively large.
"That person, Qian Songyin, can't eat scallion pancakes every day!" Xu Lang was a little disdainful.
"You don't understand, this scallion pancake sounds simple!"
"Is the noodles dead or the noodles hot or the noodles hot!"
"It's burned, it's roasted, it's steamed, it's fried!" Then the baby began to explain the truth of scallion pancakes.
"Okay, okay, how much do you sell for one?" Xu Lang was impatient and asked directly.
"Two pieces of five!" The baby replied
"How much does it cost?"
"About a dollar!"
"And how many loaves can you sell a day?"
"Eight hundred!" Can bread also be said to be "only"?
"So much!" Xu Lang was shocked.
"That's not much..."
"Even if you make a net profit of 26,000 a month!"
"Then you can sell it to a franchisee," Xu Lang began to come up with an idea.
"The franchise fee is 5,000 yuan, and if you open 100 stores in the capital, the monthly franchise fee is 500,000 yuan."
"It's six million a year, and if there are 5,000 chain stores in the country, you can earn 300 million a year!"
"That's it, that's itβ" The baby slapped the table a few times excitedly.
"In less than two years, it will definitely be listed on the main board!"
"Sell me the recipe!" He is worthy of being an elite in the workplace and has a lot of business acumen.
"Actually, there is no secret recipe for rice, that is, it can't be lovers, it can't be quick-frozen, it must be freshly baked, and I have to make it myself!" The baby says the "formula".
"So you're only going to make scallion pancakes for the rest of your life, you know?" Xu Langbai said so much, a little angry.
"How do you know that? I love making scallion pancakes! The baby thought he was praising him.
Then Xu Lang began to demonstrate the function of the oil bully to the baby, first pouring gasoline into it, about one-third. Then pour in the oil bully.
At this time, Gao Bo pretended to be a guest in Xu Lang's room and tricked the waiter into opening the door.
The camera cut back, and the oil bully began to exert its effect, which actually increased the oil directly.
The baby is strange, why is that? Then Xu Lang began to explain.
"You go to the gas station and fill up the tank, two-thirds of the tank, and drop two drops of this thing." Xu Lang's expression was a little mysterious.
"And then you find that your tank is full."
"Renewable energy!"
"Improve fuel efficiency!"
"High-tech, you know!"
"Now you know what I do!" Xu Lang said proudly.
"I see, you're in TV shopping!" The baby came to his senses and said.
Xu Lang lowered his head deeply, and was completely defeated by this wild cock in the deep mountains.
"Baoqiang is so rich, with a monthly income of 26,000!"
"There is no one else who is this economic mind!"
"Make a fortune with scallion pancakes!"
"I'll go, and I'll have gas with me, can this thing get on a plane?"
"Brother Zheng, Great Alchemist, there's nothing wrong with it!"
", it's also black technology!"
"I remember where I saw someone who said something like this a long time ago, and then... was assassinated..."
"Something out of nothing? Violating the laws of physics! β
"It doesn't conform to the law of conservation of energy!"
"If there really is such a thing, then what kind of Yirak is there in the United States."
"The screenwriter didn't graduate from junior high school, or the physics teacher died early!"
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