On this day, Zeng Xiaoxian was cleaning up the garbage in Lu Zhanbo's room, and accidentally found a small book with poems written by Lu Zhanbo, so he opened it and looked at it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Teacher Zeng, how can you peek into other people's privacy?!" Lu Zhanbo saw Zeng Xiaoxian looking at his small notebook and snatched it back.

Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Lu Zhanbo's questioning, but asked rhetorically: "Zhanbo, are you writing love poems again?" ”

"No, no." Lu Zhanbo held the poetry book tightly in his arms and denied it.

"I'm embarrassed to say," Zeng Xiaoxian didn't bother with Lu Zhanbo's new love poem, but asked: "Zhanbo, did you give Wanyu your song "Lonely Root No. 3" last time?" ”

When Lu Zhanbo heard Zeng Xiaoxian's question, he first nodded, and then shook his head. Zeng Xiaoxian saw Lu Zhanbo's movements, and asked puzzledly: "Did you send it or not?" ”

After a long time, Lu Zhanbo said with a slight cry: "I failed to confess to Wanyu that day!" ”

"Well, I didn't ask." Zeng Xiaoxian saw that he recalled Lu Zhanbo's failed confession, and was embarrassed to retreat, but was pulled by Lu Zhanbo: "Teacher Zeng, don't leave yet!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian thought that there was still something in Lu Zhanbo's house that needed to be cleaned, so he asked, "Is there anything else that I need to clean?" ”

"No, I think, I want you to show me how to confess to girls!" Lu Zhanbo's words were a bit unexpected by Zeng Xiaoxian.

"This, I don't have much experience either, you better go ask Ziqiao!" Zeng Xiaoxian really has no experience, otherwise he would not still be a virgin when he is nearly thirty years old, and Zeng Xiaoxian remembers that in the plot of the love apartment in his previous life, under the guidance of Lu Ziqiao, Lu Zhanbo successfully pursued Lin Wanyu.

Lu Zhanbo didn't agree with Zeng Xiaoxian's proposal and said: "I don't want to ask Ziqiao, if Ziqiao knows Meijia, Meijia will know it, Meijia will know it, and everyone will know it all if you know it!" ”

"That's ......" After listening to Lu Zhanbo's words, Zeng Xiaoxian also felt that what Zhanbo said made sense, Tang Youyou in room 3602 was a humanoid gossip machine.

"Teacher Zeng, is there any good way?" Lu Zhanbo asked Zeng Xiaoxian for advice again.

"Let me think!" Zeng Xiaoxian tried hard to think of the confession methods he had seen and heard in his previous life: "You invite Lin Wanyu to dinner first, then go to the movies together, and finally confess to her under the romantic starry sky!" Zeng Xiaoxian retold the routines in the idol dramas of the previous life.

"Tried." Lu Zhanbo said dejectedly after listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's suggestion.

"The result?"

"Failed!"

"I'm thinking about it!" Zeng Xiaoxian continued to think about it, and quickly patted his head and shouted, "There you have it!" ”

"What?!" Lu Zhanbo heard that Zeng Xiaoxian had a new idea so quickly, so he leaned over and asked.

"You need to prepare a bouquet of flowers and a brick." Zeng Xiaoxian said with his hand stroking his chin.

"Flowers, I know, what's the use of bricks?" Lu Zhanbo asked strangely when he heard that he still needed to prepare bricks.

"Flowers in front, let's salute first, if you agree, it's okay, if you don't agree, hum ......" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a shake of his head again.

"Then what if Wan Yu still doesn't agree!" Lu Zhanbo asked.

"If you don't agree, the bricks are behind, salute first and then soldiers, knock down one brick, and drag them back to the cave......"

When Lu Zhanbo heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, he knew that he was joking with himself, and said dissatisfiedly: "Teacher Zeng, I asked you sincerely, but you made fun of me, and I didn't tell you, I'd better figure it out myself." After speaking, Lu Zhanbo walked out of the room.

"Hey, Zhanbo, don't go! We're talking about five yuan......" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Lu Zhanbo was really gone, and hurriedly shouted: "Zhanbo, this is your room!" ”

"Teacher Zeng, if you're okay, help me wipe the windowsill," Lu Zhanbo responded: "I'd better go and ask my sister!" ”

"Retaliation, naked retaliation!" Zeng Xiaoxian was in Lu Zhanbo's room, muttering to himself while wiping the windowsill.

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Hu Yifei's room inland Zhanbo handed his love poem book to the old lady: "Sister, I wrote a love poem." ”

"Lonely Root Number Three?" Hu Yifei opened the small book and saw this classic poem at a glance.

"No, this is the last confession I used." Lu Zhanbo remembered the last time he confessed to Wanyu, and said depressedly.

When Hu Yifei heard Lu Zhanbo, he jumped up violently, pressed Lu Zhanbo's shoulder and asked, "Confession?" Confess to whom? ”

"Sister——, let go, it's Wanyu!" Lu Zhanbo was pressed on the shoulder by his elder sister and said with tears in his eyes.

"It's Wanyu, I support you!" Hu Yifei heard the support of his brother's favorite object.

"But the last time I confessed, I was rejected by Wanyu." Lu Zhanbo remembered the failure of his confession last time, and he looked depressed.

"When did you confess to Wanyu? Such a big thing, how did I not know? Hu Yifei expressed dissatisfaction with Lu Zhanbo's last confession that he did not report to himself.

"Just the day before Wanyu's father came." Lu Zhanbo confessed.

"Oh, I said why Uncle Lin was talking to him alone when he left. Yes! Brother! Good vision, I'm optimistic about you! Hu Yifei is twelve points satisfied with Lin Wanyu, who is right for his brother.

Lu Zhanbo heard that the old lady supported him, and said boldly: "I want to confess to Wanyu once, but I am afraid that she will reject me." ”

Hearing Zhanbo's words, Hu Yifei encouraged: "Don't be afraid, as the saying goes: good women are afraid of crazy men, and besides, you are close to the door, go bold and pursue it!" ”

"But I don't know how to confess? Sister, you teach me—" Lu Zhanbo made his request again.

"I'm a girl, how do I know how to confess!"

Lu Zhanbo thought about it, the old lady was a girl, so he asked, "Then, how did the other boys pursue you." ”

"Why do you ask this?" Lu Zhanbo's question involved his privacy, and Hu Yifei had to ask carefully.

"I'll take a look at it." Lu Zhanbo rubbed his hands and said with a smile.

"I forgot!" Hu Yifei replied.

"Sister! - "Lu Zhanbo grabbed Hu Yifei's arm without a teacher and sprinkled coquettishly.

Looking at his brother's disgusting coquettishness, Hu Yifei waved his hand and said: "That group of waste materials, when they came to confess, they were knocked down by me with one punch, how can I remember the confession of a group of waste materials, you better go and ask Ziqiao." After speaking, Hu Yifei drove Lu Zhanbo out of his room.

"Sister, sister! Open the door! Lu Zhanbo patted Hu Yifei's closed door, and there was no response for a long time, so he had to go to room 3602 to ask Lu Ziqiao, the former "prodigal son of love".

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"Zhanbo, it's right for you to come to me, within a radius of 100 meters, when it comes to hooking up, well, when it comes to pursuing girls, I think it's second, and no one dares to say it's first!" After hearing Lu Zhanbo's intention, Lu Ziqiao blew very complacently.

"Ziqiao, I just asked you how I should confess to Wanyu."

Lu Ziqiao stretched out a finger and shook it and said, "As your life mentor and spiritual guide, the first thing I want to tell you is that chasing girls should pay attention to the first step by step. ”

Lu Zhanbo said: "I understand, just like boiling a frog in warm water, the frog will not escape. ”

"That's right, I didn't see it, Zhanbo is very talented!"

"Thank you!" Lu Zhanbo smiled.

Lu Ziqiao continued: "Chasing a girl is a battle, you need to use your heart to pursue her with your career, what I am teaching you now is a confession nirvana that girls can't refuse." ”

"Nirvana?" Lu Zhanbo was excited when he heard the "special move", and now what he needed was a one-hit kill for Wan Yu.

"Before confessing, try to exude a melancholy temperament." Lu Ziqiao continued to teach.

"Melancholy?" Lu Zhanbo wondered.

"That's right, men's melancholy is the most effective weapon of mass destruction for women, be delicate, be profound, use your every expression, every look, let the other party say yesIdo from the heart!" The more Lu Ziqiao talked, the more passionate he became, and it was all Lu Ziqiao's actual combat experience of mixing flowers with Lu Xiaobu.

"Do it with me." Lu Ziqiao made a contemplative state and asked Lu Zhanbo to do the same.

Lu Zhanbo has done it several times and still can't learn.

"Put your orchid fingers away, look up, and discharge...... Zhanbo, why are you so stupid! Lu Zhanbo couldn't learn anything, Lu Ziqiao accused depressedly.

"Forget it, I won't study anymore." Lu Zhanbo really couldn't learn, so he had to give up.

"Don't go! I have something else to teach you......" Lu Ziqiao saw that Lu Zhanbo was no longer studying, and was about to leave, so he hurriedly stopped him. After Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia got together, they withdrew from the rivers and lakes (not messing with flowers and grass), and finally caught a person who could "inherit" his mantle, how could he give up.

"Thank you, Ziqiao, I've decided that I'm going to use my own method this time." Lu Zhanbo thanked Lu Ziqiao for his kindness and decided to complete his confession to Wan Yu by himself.