625.Man's Secret Base (4/5)
Eating a meal jokingly, Hans suddenly asked, "Lee, where is your Chinese peasant food?"
Li Du pointed to the big eggplant box and said, "This is, the other one is in the pot inside." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Hansle ran in and turned on the pressure cooker, and then there was an exclamation in the room: "Fa-oh God, what's this pig head in there?"
Li Du said triumphantly: "Yes, the pig's head meat is absolutely delicious." ”
Americans don't like to eat pork, believing that it is not a healthy food with high fat and low protein, let alone pig head, and they would rather go hungry than eat pig head.
Hans honestly came back with his tail between his legs, and he didn't think much about what was in the pot.
Fortunately, there are eggplant boxes to comfort him, the aroma of the pork from the Berkeley pig, the sweet and delicious organic eggplant grown by the Amish people, and the batter mixed with eggs and butter are definitely delicious.
Four large eggplants, fried eggplant boxes were all eaten.
Li Du found that Victoria was very good at eating, this girl was very powerful, and she had to eat half an eggplant and add several pieces of roast stuffed pork.
Having eaten and drunk enough, Hans was going to run.
Li Du stopped him: "Clean up the table honestly." ”
Hans smiled dryly, "I still have something to do. ”
Li Du sneered and asked, "What's the matter? Why do you have so many things to do all day?"
Hans said aggrievedly: "It's really something, it's a serious matter, I have to clean up those electrical appliances, I have a good idea with the masturbator, isn't it the masturbator?"
The officer pointed to his nose and said, "I have a good idea." ”
Li Du said: "Then the two of you will stay and pack up." ”
The officer looked at Hans with a murderous gaze.
Victoria whispered, "I'll clean it up, I can clean it up." ”
Li Du smiled and touched her little brain melon and said, "You go to paint, this is your Fu brother's job." ”
Godzilla nodded: "Yes, Boss Fu's job." ”
Hans had no choice but to stay and clean up the table honestly.
But he didn't find an excuse not to work, and after cleaning up, he and the masturbation officer were indeed preparing to make something.
The masturbator took out a small board as a drawing board, and drew some lines on it.
Li Du leaned in and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
The official said: "We want to make use of some furniture and appliances here, combine them into one, make a consortium, and then add value to it......
"Yes, we're calling it Men's Secret Base, and I dare say it's going to be very popular with men. Hans continued his words.
The official glared at him angrily and said, "Boss Fu, this is the name I gave it!"
Hans came up and put his arm around him, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "We are a team, and this is our common result. ”
The official snorted and muttered dissatisfiedly: "But all the limelight has been lost by you." ”
Li Du raised his hand and said, "Okay, okay, this is your design? Man's secret base? Why can't I see it from the drawings?"
Hans pushed the official and said, "Now it's your turn to be in the limelight, you made this drawing." ”
The officer pointed to the drawing paper and said, "Why can't you see it?" Look, this is the cabinet I painted, this position can be dragged, you pull it out and put it in the oven......
Li Du looked at him suspiciously and said, "You painted this cabinet? Do you think you are Picasso or Monet? ”
Victoria tiptoed up to look at it, then pursed her lips and smiled.
She also had drawing paper in her hand, and Li Du asked her to paint herself.
Seeing this, Li Du opened her drawing paper, and on it was a colored pen drawing, with the figures of him, Meow, Ah Hao, and Crisp Face.
As you can see from the edges, the painting was primed with a pencil sketch and then painted.
The portrait is quite realistic, and this realism is not the realism of the lines, but the realism of the image.
Victoria's style of painting is similar to comics, with a tall figure, a meow domineering, a simple face, and a cute face, which makes people recognize the identity of these images at a glance.
That's remarkable, especially for a six or seven-year-old girl.
Li Du exclaimed: "You are really good at drawing." ”
Victoria shyly stepped back and whispered, "No, I drew it casually." ”
Li Du squatted down and asked her, "Do you like painting?" ”
Victoria looked at her toes and said, "Actually, I like to do manual work, but no one does it with me, and I don't like to do it myself." ”
Li Du stood up and buttoned his cowboy hat on the little girl's head, and said, "Okay, then you can do it with us, you can come to us to do manual work in the future, we are your good partners." ”
Victoria raised her head in surprise, her eyes shining like two sapphires: "Is it okay?"
"Of course, from now on, you join us, come, you take care of the painting first. ”
Li Du beckoned to the masturbator again: "Tell Miss Victoria about your plan, damn it, what the hell did you draw it, let Miss Victoria draw it!"
The officer rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, it's not my turn to be in the limelight again." ”
He explained to the little girl, who took out a sketch pencil from her backpack, squatted on the ground and drew it with a wooden plank.
With the introduction of the masturbator, a portrait appeared in front of them.
In the portrait is an iron cabinet, divided into several compartments, large or small, long or short, with different things crammed into different compartments.
At the bottom is an oven, above is a TV, next to it there is a place for a Xiaoice box, a place for a microwave oven, a place for a fan, and so on.
In short, it's a hodgepodge of appliances and kitchen utensils.
Li Du looked at the design with a puzzled face: "Can this thing do it?"
Hans said, "Can I do it?" You ask me if I can do it?"
"It can be put in a warehouse, it can be put in a quiet room, and then the space can be decorated as a secret base for men. The masturbator hurriedly said.
Hans waved his hand stupidly: "Okay, you can introduce it." ”
Li Du said: "I know, but what's the use of him?"
The masturbation officer looked at him and said, "Boss, you are not married, that's why you will say such stupid things, when you get married and quarrel with your wife, you will need to be quiet at that time." ”
"At this time, you need to be alone, have some beer, eat some barbecue, watch TV, so that you can stay quiet and happy. ”
"Sometimes, when you want to watch the Super Bowl or the NBA playoffs, and your wife wants to watch the Desperate Housewives and the damn shopping show, this secret base becomes your spiritual refuge. ”
Li Du pondered for a moment and said, "What you said seems to have some truth, then, let's do it." ”