Chapter 2 Be a good person and make a lot of money

"You mortals, it's really a mess now. The poor die to the poor, and the rich die to the rich. Therefore, Grandpa Fortune said that he wanted to find a commissioner, and through him, Grandpa Fortune wanted to tell the world a truth - be a good person and make a lot of money. ”

Wow, so great! Lin Xiaojin's mind immediately thought of "luxury car", "villa", "marrying Bai Fumei", and "embarking on the peak of life...... He was so excited that he almost knelt down for Jade Rabbit's cuties.

He doubted everything in front of him again. If he hadn't been hit by the cutie just now, he would have reached out and touched someone's face again.

"That's right", Jade Rabbit Meimei said, "That's what Grandpa Fortune said, Grandpa Fortune said that you have a good character." So I've been secretly watching you these days. The main thing is to assess your character. ”

"Character?" Lin Xiaojin suddenly looked like a deflated ball. What is not good to assess, height, weight, measurements, whether you snore when you sleep, whether you have athlete's foot, whether you are a virgin...... But it is necessary to assess the character.

Speaking of his character, Lin Xiaojin feels that it is really not "ordinary" and problematic, but "very" problematic. I failed the exam, I went to an underground casino to gamble, and I never won;

I bought a lottery ticket behind my parents' back, and I didn't even win five yuan......

Regarding his character, Lin Xiaojin has long been suspicious.

To be more precise, what he doubts is not his "character", what he doubts is simply his "life".

Jade Rabbit Meimei didn't pay attention to Lin Xiaojin's reaction, but said very sincerely: "Yes, character." Your character is good, but you lack a little aura. As long as you practice more, you will have the potential to be a 'God of Wealth Commissioner'. ”

Heaven and earth! Lin Xiaojin couldn't help but open his arms and raise them high towards the ceiling, shouting in his heart: It turns out that the person who knows me in the world is standing in front of me.

I'm still a fairy, I'm still a beauty, oh my God! If it's a dream, let me die in a dream!

"What's wrong with you?" asked Jade Rabbit, puzzled.

Lin Xiaojin withdrew his arm: "Oh, it's nothing. Sister Xiaoyu, you continue, you continue. As he spoke, he secretly decided: Even if the Jade Rabbit cutie in front of me is cosplay, I will make a promise today.

Jade Rabbit Meimei continued: "Don't you want to know what it takes to be a 'God of Wealth Commissioner'?"

"I do!" Lin Xiaojin replied with a roar.

Jade Rabbit's beautiful eyebrows couldn't help but laugh with a "poof": "I haven't said what to do, you're willing." ”

"I do!" Lin Xiaojin had never been so sincere when he swore at the Young Pioneers' joining ceremony.

Jade Rabbit Meimei nodded and said, "Okay then." Whether you want it or not, I'm going to make it clear first. To be a 'God of Wealth Commissioner' is to do things for Grandpa Fortune.

"Grandpa Fortune wants you to go, you have to go! Whatever you want you to do, you have to do! Grandpa Fortune said that there is a big problem with mortals' view of money, and a special commissioner is needed to set things right.

"Grandpa Fortune wants to tell the world a truth - 'Be a good person and make a lot of money'. ”

"'Be a good person and make a lot of money'?" In fact, Yutu Meimei had already said it just now, but Lin Xiaojin didn't have time to think about it, and now he seemed to understand, "In other words, in the future, I will be a 'good person'?

Jade Rabbit frowned and tilted her head and thought about it, "Well, that's probably the case." I don't know the specifics. I don't know much about money.

"To put it bluntly, what stocks, futures, foreign exchange, P2P, and O2O are you in the world...... Even Grandpa Fortune can't figure it out. Therefore, he wanted to find someone in the mortal world to play the role of a model for him to make money. ”

"You mean stocks, futures, foreign exchange, ......" Lin Xiaojin's passion that had just been mobilized was frozen like being put into an ice cellar.

There is a chasm between his own intelligibility and these lofty things, and the gap is so wide that even a spaceship can't fly through it.

Jade Rabbit Meimei seemed to understand what Lin Xiaojin meant, and encouraged softly: "Don't worry. Do you know that you don't understand this, and you can't learn if you don't understand it? How are you studying?"

"Study?" If it weren't for the fact that the cutie in front of him was really good-looking, Lin Xiaojin would have scolded his mother, he endured it and endured it, and finally didn't scold.

Then he said pitifully: "Sister Xiaoyu, aren't you a pot that you can't open......?" My Learning ...... I ......"

He was on the verge of crying. Think about the novels you've read, once the protagonist is favored by the gods, he will either send skills, or send books from the sky, and the worst thing is to send a winning lottery ticket.

This is good, the dream has come true, he has really become the apprentice of the God of Wealth, and he actually let him work hard to "learn". Heaven is unfair!

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaojin was relieved. It seems that he is still in a hurry with his "character", so even the gods he meets are discounted. He couldn't help but make a grimace at Yutu's eyebrows and said, "Sister Xiaoyu, don't bring this!"

"What kind of do you bring?" Jade Rabbit Meimei didn't understand Lin Xiaojin's witticism, she suddenly remembered something, took out a booklet from her sleeve, handed it to Lin Xiaojin, and said:

"Grandpa Fortune asked me to give this to you first, so that you can study hard first. He said it was an introductory technique to be a correspondent. ”

Lin Xiaojin was dizzy when he saw the book. Damn, what does this look like what the God of Wealth said? "Study", you have to be the little brother of the God of Wealth, and you still have to learn?

But when he saw the serious look of Jade Rabbit's eyebrows, he had to reluctantly take the book. Subconsciously read the title of the book on the cover word by word:

"The Origin of Gambling and the Significance of Quit Gambling, the Harm of Gambling to Society and Family, and the Harm to the Formation of Life and World View. ”

With such a long title, it is still arranged vertically, and it still does not have any punctuation, Lin Xiaojin almost lost his breath after reading it.

He couldn't help but feel obscene - it would be embarrassing if he really turned his back on his anger and caused the cutie in front of him to give him artificial breathing or something.

Obscenity is obscenity, but with Lin Xiaojin's language skills, after reading such a long title, it is like not reading it, and I don't know what I am talking about at all.

Lin Xiaojin had to read it again from the beginning, but it didn't work, so read it again...... It wasn't until the seventh time he read it that he was finally able to distinguish the "subject-verb-object" in it. Only then did he realize that it was a book that asked people to quit gambling.

Damn, Lin Xiaojin thought: With such a long title, there is no need to quit this gambling fight, because the title is too long, and after reading the title, I can't get up in one breath, and the gamblers have been suffocated to death one by one.