I have the ability to sense a certain magnetic field that resonates with it, and when this perception is very strong and reacts with someone, there is a kind of ability to predict, to see what this person is going to happen in the future.

It differs from the prophecies of the prophets, the vague generalizations, the dark results, which preach the reckoned assertions as a nightmare of either he dies or I die.

It's not like the god of the rivers and lakes who pinched his fingers and roughly analyzed his life, but it sufficienced people's appetite to say: Heavenly opportunity, you can't say it. If the crisis comes, the savior appears is fine, but if it does not appear, it is a deep sigh, if the crisis does not come, it is the same as no one at all, you should eat and drink.

I have the ability to say big and small, because I can perceive people who are absolutely unfortunate.

My name is Qi Wu'er, and the number five does not mean that I am the fifth oldest in the family, but that this is the fifth time in my life.

I, who lived for five lifetimes.

In the first life, I was born in an era similar to the Tang Dynasty, and I lived for a hundred years in a daze from my mother's womb, although my husband was a broken arm and had no heart for women, but I didn't need to please the mutual calculations of the harem warbler and Yanyan, I lived quite well.

The one of life is called a moisturizer, and the fart is not stretched by the heart thief, and as soon as I eat and drink, I come to the end, and I go directly into the coffin and fall asleep.

When I opened my eyes again, I started from scratch again.

The carefree and simple simplicity of this life directly laid the foundation for me to be bitter in my second life, and I will be slapped in the face bitterly.

So, in order to live this sudden extra life safely, I learned to have a black heart, tore the little white flower that had been maintained for a hundred years to pieces, and gradually subverted the three views, calling myself the second in my last life.

In the second life, I seemed to have arrived in a mercenary world, and the sinister way of the world was not comparable to the first life.

After many years, although I didn't learn to kill and set fire, my good character of stinky shamelessness was exerted by myself, which is called a cool, and many jokes that I couldn't think of in my previous life were called more and more convenient by the one I used.

The most memorable thing to do, and ready to keep it in the brain inventory all the time, so that people can take it out and show off, is to push a blushing and heartbeating male god who looks at himself directly to XXOO, which is simply too fulfilling.

That taste, tsk, ripp~

But I'm just a person, and he still lived to be two hundred years old, and Mei Zizi's life is over?

If you want to say what you have learned in this life, it is very thought-provoking......

Qi Er didn't just paste a few layers of skin on her face, what else did she do? This is a mystery that doesn't need an answer.

The third life, Qi San'er (I admit that this name is the biggest shame in my life, thank you.) Different from the silly white sweet in the first life and the big thick face in the second life, Qi San'er, who has learned from the pain in this life, no longer strives for the advantage of face and fat thickness, and decides to let his brain, which has been occupied by paste for several lifetimes, get the knowledge reserve he deserves.

As a result, the ancestor of the otaku who still insisted on playing games the day before she lived to be 400 years old finally had something in her mind in her third life - a game world composed of a bunch of artificial codes.

Fortunately, I was idle at home all day, and no one noticed that the person playing the game was actually a centuries-old monster.

In the fourth life, after learning the lessons of the previous seven hundred years, when Qi Si'er found out that she was alive in the Xianxia world, she carried a sack of rice deep into the mountains, and when she was going to find the immortal and almost starved to death because she couldn't make a fire and didn't bring a pot, she finally met the magic stick that brought her into the right path - Yu Jinglei.

Yu Jinglei once said: "We are all immortals in the world of the Heavenly Subterranean Sect, and our roots are very red." ”

Yu Jinglei said after drinking: "Get out of the NND, endlessly, you give a good time, let Lao Tzu fool people day by day, when I am a psychiatrist?"

Yu Jinglei once said: "I am a psychiatrist, and I am still the kind who treats great men." ”

Yu Jinglei said after drinking: "We are born with the attribute of a god stick, how can we drop? Lao Tzu is a cow!"

Yu Jinglei once said: "In this life, I will definitely die in three thousand two, one more day, I am your grandson!"

Yu Jinglei once said after drinking: "My uncle, do you dare to let me live one more day?"

At that time, Qi Si'er learned from Yu Jinglei that he didn't know where he got the exercises, and he could always hear him slap himself in the face again and again.

In the year when Thunder was 3199 years old, Qi Si'er finally knew something.

Yu Jinglei drank wine this time, but he was not drunk.

"I've lived six lifetimes, and if I open my eyes next year, I'll definitely live another six thousand four, and I won't run away. ”

"Master, we seem to have lived a little long?"

"You, you stupid girl!"

Qi Si'er still remembered Yu Jinglei's stunned tone when he slapped himself with straw sandals, and the sour smell from his straw sandals.

"I really doubt how you survived after so many years! Let me tell you this, this kind of longevity, 'resurrection' again and again, is not a good thing, if it is good to say in our immortal cultivation world, not to mention people who have lived for thousands of years, even old monsters that are 10,000 years or hundreds of thousands of years old.

However, if we go to other environments, especially in some technologically advanced worlds, the particularity of our group will definitely be slowly unable to hold back, and if someone finds out one day, the result will definitely make the ants living in the short-lived dust crazy!"

I think I'm hearing something terrible......

"From ancient times to the present, countless people have longed for longevity and Tianqi to obtain eternal life, and they will do whatever it takes to achieve this. Especially for the high-ranking and powerful, so Si'er, decorate your head with something that can be used, with your IQ, I'm really afraid that you won't be able to jump out of the pit.

You have no drama in this life, and you must read all the books in the small room for the remaining hundreds of years after I leave......! I probably won't be back here, you'll be alone from now on, so you can do it yourself. ”

This is the saddest thing Yu Jinglei has ever said, Qi Si'er is very reluctant to separate, and she is even more confused about the future, she doesn't even know what she is living and living in a different world.

"Master, what should I do in the future?"

"Raise your hands, open your legs, face the rising sun and move forward bravely, not afraid of hardships and difficulties, bravely do things that are meaningful to the society, the country, and all mankind, and uphold the spirit of 'not abandoning and not giving up', go forward, girl!

Qi Si'er is sure that Master has been to Earth, and he has watched TV series and listened to a lot of books.

"Master, speak human words. ”

"I'm about to grow hair every day at home, go back to read books, find something to do for myself in the next life, you waste!"

Well, the master has a point.