At the end of January, the Spring Festival is coming. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Han Qiu's brothers and sisters, as well as Zhou Yuxin, returned home for the New Year together, and they were accompanied by Ha Erxian, an idiot.

As soon as he got home, Zhang Tong happily threw himself into Han Qiu's arms and hung on Han Qiu's body like a koala.

"Brother~~~"

Han Qiu touched the little guy's head dotingly, now, the little guy is also ten years old, and his height has grown a lot, from a small loli to a big loli.

"Come down, Xiaotong has grown up and gained a lot of weight, and my brother can't hold it. ”

"Hmph, you've just gotten fat. Zhang Tong said with a snort, but he still slipped down from Han Qiu honestly. Everyone has a love for beauty, even children.

"Hey, where did the dog come from? Zhang Tong's big eyes flickered, and when he saw Ha Erxian in Han Xia's arms, he immediately showed a curious look on his little face.

Han Xia put Ha Erxian on the ground and said maliciously: "This is Ha Erxian, it's my brother's little brother." ”

"Hehe, Ha Erxian?" Zhang Tong said with a smile: "It's really my brother's little brother, even the name is so similar." ”

Han Qiu's face darkened, and he really didn't want to pay attention to these two people.

After the New Year's dinner at noon, an uninvited guest came to my uncle's house, or a frequent guest - Zhang Tong's head teacher: Li Ping.

After paying New Year's greetings at her uncle's house, she came to Han Qiu's house to greet everyone for the New Year.

Mom and dad were smiling ambiguously, and little Lori was also happily holding Li Ping's arm. Only Han Qiu is still a little confused, is it possible that she and her uncle are really successful?

However, Han Qiu didn't talk much very interestingly, with his mother's help in his uncle's life, nothing should happen. If they really became, Han Qiu would really bless them.

It's really not easy for my uncle to find his other half like he is now.

.......

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Tang Bohu ordered autumn fragrance to be released nationwide.

This time, Han Xia was the east and invited Han Qiu and Zhang Tong to the cinema to watch it together. In her heart, this is the first movie in her life, and she must watch it with her closest people.

If Han Qiu and Zhou Yuxin go out, they must be fully armed, otherwise they will be blocked at the door of the cinema at that time, then they will want to watch a movie today, and the fans alone will be able to stuff the door of the cinema tightly.

But even so, the foursome still turned their heads, not to mention Zhou Yuxin's mysterious and elegant temperament, just Han Xia and Xiao Lori's eccentric beauties made people in the cinema hall look sideways.

Han Xia never cared about this, and she wasn't particularly worried that someone would recognize her. At that time, she only relied on a photo to become popular on the Internet for a short period of time, and then there was no follow-up news.

As for Zhang Tong, she has grown up a lot, and it is estimated that no one will be able to recognize the little girl crying so much in room No. 7.

After a few people walked into the theater, it didn't take long for the movie to officially begin.

And then.....

From beginning to end, there was not a moment when the laughter stopped in the packed cinema.

From the beginning, Zhou Xingchi had a room full of beautiful wives who liked to play mahjong, and then he used other people's naked substitutes to paint.

In particular, the insects in the eagle's mouth were drawn with other people's small dingdings, which directly made the audience laugh.

I thought it was an eagle's head, but I didn't expect it to be just a worm in the eagle's mouth. Isn't this a slap in the face over and over again?

Later, the four prostitutes went out on a spring outing together, and they were all so wet that they were so obscene, and the strange verses directly thundered a group of audiences.

Afterwards.....

Nose pick-picking back killer.

Qiu Xiang (Zhu Yin) smiled back in a group of crooked melons and cracked dates.

Zhou Xingchi hitched a ride on a sunken ship.

Selling his body in front of Washington to bury his father...

The laughter of the audience did not stop for a moment, especially Xiaoqiang's appearance, which made everyone lean forward and lean back with laughter.

Xiaoqiang?haha, this nickname of cockroach is really unusual!

Subsequently, Zhou Xingchi entered Washington in pursuit of autumn fragrance. Han Xia also officially appeared at this time. In fact, when the four talents played beggars before, she had already appeared in the camera, but there were no lines at that time.

Han Xia appeared as a maid in Washington. There are four maids in spring, summer, autumn and winter, Zhu Yin is "autumn", and Han Xia is "summer".

Sure enough, Ye Chen really fulfilled Han Qiu's orders and gave Han Xia a lot of shots, among the four maids, except for the heroine Qiu Xiang, she had the most scenes.

This is the director's blatant opening the back door!

However, no one dared to say in front of Ye Chen that he was not authentic, and Dingtian could only secretly complain behind his back. Not to mention that Ye Chen is the great director of Huaxian, the mere fact that Han Xia is Han Banxian's sister can make countless people honestly shut their mouths.

After entering Washington, the jokes did not decrease but increased. In particular, Zhou Xingchi's non-mainstream allegro and rap have blinded the eyes of countless people. Not only did Washington hear an explosion head, but even the audience's heads were going to hear the explosion.

Later, the climax of Zhou Xingchi and the couplet came, and these classic jokes from the previous life were finally revealed in this world!

........

Staff Officer: There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, but they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!

Zhou Xingchi: Ten rooms and nine poverty, I got eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and he was still half-hearted and obscene!

.........

Staff: In the picture, the dragon doesn't groan and the tiger doesn't roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous!

Zhou Xingchi: In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!

..........

Staff: I'm a superior and majestic, and I show a lot of courage.

Zhou Xingchi: You are obscene and cheap, revealing half of your head.

........

In the end, the staff officer really couldn't stand it and bowed to the wind. Then he raised his head and spat out blood from the sky, like a blood-red fountain.

The audience also held their stomachs and laughed convulsively.

"Hahaha, that's right, that's right, it's worthy of being the first of the four great prostitutes!"

"Showing half of his head,, Lao Tzu is really convinced! Master, little brother admires, admires!"

"I'm laughing to death, it's the first time I've seen it so funny to vomit blood. ”

The audience was simply overjoyed, and only Zhou Xingchi was able to match these couplets into these tricks.

Until the end of the movie, the audience's smiling faces still can't return to their normal appearance. The muscles on their faces seem to have been shaped in more than an hour, and they can't be corrected for a while!

Even children like Zhang Tong giggled, and their big beautiful eyes narrowed into a slit.

When she left the theater, it was Han Qiu who walked out with her on her back. Because the little one said that she had no strength to laugh and could not walk.

And this is just a small microcosm of the whole of China, all the movie theaters on both sides of the strait are bursting with laughter, and the laughter is eager to break through the movie theaters and hit the sky.

In the new year, everyone thinks that this movie ticket is worth it. Smile, ten years less!

Under the laughter of the whole country, Tang Bohu was hot with autumn fragrance, and won the box office of 300 million RMB in the first week of release, and directly won the box office championship in the first week!

Zhou Xingchi's name finally became popular all over the country at this moment, and this movie directly established his status in Chinese comedy films!

As the person behind the scenes, Ye Chen, although the intensity of attention is not as high as Zhou Xingchi, he has been recognized by insiders as a great comedy director!

Without him, the box office of Tang Bohu's movie is too fierce.

Judging from the current trend, this movie is likely to become the third director in Huaxian to break the box office of one billion in the Chinese film industry after Han Qiu and Lin Hua in those years!

As for Wen Ziren, because he developed in the United States and took the box office of Americans, he was not counted by Chinese audiences.

Many insiders sighed, fortunately, Chainsaw Horror could not be released in the mainland, otherwise the Chinese film industry would really be attacked by Huaxian.

In the second week, as expected, Tang Bohu's box office was still singing all the way, winning a box office of 280 million RMB. Several movies released at the same time as him were squeezed out by it, and there was not even scum left.

And at this very moment. On February 14th, someone finally came out to snipe it. The person who stood up was none other than Lin Xiaoming.

And their Cosmos Chinese Ghost Story!

The reason why it was chosen on February 14th is that I want to avoid the hottest peak of Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance, and second, the theme of Valentine's Day and the movie is more in line with the Spring Festival!

This fantasy romance movie starring popular domestic star Leslie Cheung attracted a large number of audiences as soon as it was released. Among them, many people are going for Leslie Cheung.

In fact, the film didn't disappoint them either.

Humans and ghosts are in love..

The lingering love between the white-clothed scholar Ning Caichen and the female ghost Nie Xiaoqian...

This love that crossed yin and yang and broke through life and death made countless people shed tears.

Without the tragicomic style of Journey to the West, this is a pure love tragedy.

In the end, when the sun rose, Nie Xiaoqian's ashes disappeared and she was reincarnated, and when Ning Caichen picked up an ash altar and left sadly. Many viewers couldn't help but shed tears.

Spanning the love of yin and yang, can't you still escape the reincarnation of Skynet?

That goodbye in the afterlife, can we really see each other in the next life?

The classic plot coupled with Leslie Cheung's perfect interpretation made this movie gain a high reputation and box office as soon as it was released.

In the first week, Tang Bohu was directly pulled to the altar of the box office champion next week, and won the championship directly with a box office of 280 million EMB!

And Tang Bohu's third week may be a little weak, with a box office of only 200 million RMB.

However, this was originally an unfair duel, and Tang Bohu had already passed the box office peak. Therefore, even if he lost, Ye Chen had no complaints.

After the success of A Chinese Ghost Story, the audience who cried a lot sighed for a while, in addition to Han Banxian's troublemaker, there was a super touching movie in Huaxia.

But...

When Han Qiu was the screenwriter of A Chinese Ghost Story was exposed, everyone was stunned.

Grandma's, no wonder this ending routine looks a little familiar, and it's a special thing made by Han Banxian for a long time!

"666, I'm convinced, I can see Han Banxian's shadow everywhere. ”

"Crying blind,, Chainsaw has something to do with him, Tang Bohu also has something to do with him, and now A Chinese Ghost Story is a global movie that has something to do with him, this guy is really ghostly!"

"The reputation of the tragic director is really not covered!"

"Alas, I want to know now when Han Banxian's own movie will be released? It's been almost a year since I waited!"

"Yes, although the recent movies are very good, I just want to watch Han Banxian's movies, I've been holding it for so long, this big move should also be held back, right?"

......

At the end of January, Han Qiu returned to Huaxian, and soon, the Oscars ceremony will start, although those awards have nothing to do with him, but as the director of the Dark Knight, he still has to go over and take a look.

As for the V-word vendetta, Han Qiu is eager to bring the movie out and release it immediately, but the London bombing still has a lot of aftermath in the world.

This time, he also had to negotiate the release date of the movie with Warners by the way.

Han Qiu really doesn't want to wait any longer, if he waits any longer, this movie will be suffocated to death.