Kitchen knife door 4

In the backyard, everyone took turns examining the model kitchen knife.

Xiao Guo held the knife and said insincerely: "I think it's good, it's good." ”

Dazui took the knife from Xiao Guo's hand and handed it to Lao Bai, "Lao Bai, take a look." ”

Lao Bai took the knife, and when he saw it, he sentenced it to death, and then threw it on the grinding table, "What a broken thing! This knife is too rough, and you can curl it up when you cut a piece of tofu!"

Dazui also learned Yang Huilan's "pyramid scheme" method, and immediately drew a big pie for a few people: "You don't understand this, the knife is not valuable, what is valuable is the treatment!"

Lao Bai immediately replied: "Oh, if you are treated, we will have a broken knife left!"

Big Mouth continued to brainwash a few people: "No, you can also sell it, when you sell enough, you can also enjoy the treatment." ”

This is Xiu Cai, who has been silent for a long time, and hit the nail on the head: "Then in the end, there are always people who can't enjoy treatment, right?"

Big Mouth didn't know how to refute it, so he could only respond to this sharp question with fatalism: "Then it can only be counted as their fate, then if it really doesn't work, I'll give them a training, right?"

The shopkeeper didn't agree to buy a knife from the beginning, and when he saw that several people were also against it, he struck while the iron was hot, wanting him to dispel the idea of buying a knife: "Big mouth, there is no free lunch in the world, you better think about this matter clearly." ”

However, the shopkeeper is destined to be in vain, and the big mouth has lost himself. "What do you want to think about this, I don't believe that Huilan can sell me! Even if it's a scam, I'm willing to drill into it!"

Xiao Guo was greatly moved: "Look, look, this is called deep love!"

Xiaobei also added to the chaos, instigating the big mouth to buy a knife: "Buy, buy, buy a knife to join the sect, such a good thing, who doesn't want to do it?"

Lao Bai stroked his hair and complained: "You are already the head of Hengshan, sister!"

"There are no people in my faction, their faction must not be small, let's go in, that's right (chuo)!"

As soon as Big Mouth saw that Xiaobei supported him, he immediately slapped his ass: "Oh mom, if you don't say that you have been the head, the little brain is better than others." ”

"She has a clear brain, she has a clear brain, so she doesn't need others to help her write essays!" Xiao Guo complained.

Xiaobei immediately sneered: "That's better than letting others make clothes, I don't have to say I did it myself!"

Xiao Guo was poked in the foot, and he was furious: "Hey, what are you talking about!"

Xiucai: "Fleurβ€”"

Xiao Guo immediately closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and muttered to himself: "The world is so wonderful, but I'm so irritable, it's not good, it's not good!" Suppressing the anger in his heart, Xiao Guo seemed to be a different person, and smiled kindly: "It's okay, just say it." ”

"Okay, okay, do you agree or don't you agree with the big mouth to buy a knife?"

"Agreed!"

"Disagree!"

Seeing that everyone could not agree on the same opinion, the shopkeeper adopted the most democratic way: "In this case, everyone votes by raising their hands, the minority obeys the majority, and those who agree raise their hands!"

Big Mouth, Xiao Guo, and Xiao Bei raised their hands.

"One, two, three. The shopkeeper counted silently.

"Raise your hand if you don't agree!"

Lao Bai, Xiucai hurriedly raised his hand.

The shopkeeper looked at the venue and looked at Lao Bai: "Why is there one less vote?"

"And yourself!" reminded Lao Bai.

The shopkeeper immediately reacted, raised his right hand and shouted, "I firmly disagree!"

Big Mouth hurriedly got up and played the emotional card: "Xiucai, Lao Bai, are you still not my brother?"

Lao Bai's reason is very good, because he is a senior victim: "It doesn't matter if you just spend a little money, the key is this kind of secret organization, if you go in, it will be difficult to get out, do you know how much effort I spent to get out of the Sunflower Pie?"

Xiucai was also bitter: "Big mouth, this woman is with you because of the silver, and it doesn't mean anything to get her." ”

The big mouth immediately furious: "Hey, you said it lightly, dare to love you are happy now, you have a strong tenderness and sweetness, why don't you think about it for me? You said that I have lived for half my life since I was a child, I have lived half my life, who has taken care of me?"

Also, when Xiao Guo left, didn't you cry and howl that night, so don't I always sleep and I stay with you? But what's going on now, you don't think about it from my point of view, you still say it's my brother, is there a brother like you who crosses the river and demolishes the bridge?"

Xiucai heard these embarrassing things, and then saw Xiao Guo's happy expression, and was embarrassed for a while: "What, what, big mouth, I understand you, I agree!"

The big mouth looked at it, and immediately said: "That's okay, then in that case, let's vote again, raise your hand in agreement!"

Big Mouth, Xiao Guo, Xiao Bei, and Xiucai raised their hands.

The big mouth was very proud: "Oh mom, such a big piece, raise your hand if you don't agree!"

The shopkeeper raised his hand, and Lao Bai remained silent.

The shopkeeper saw that he was lonely, and hurriedly elbowed Lao Bai: "Zhantang?"

Lao Bai sighed: "I abstain!"

"Oh, mom, it's so pitiful, just this one vote, let me tell you, four votes to one vote, one vote is invalid, so, bring me the silver?"

The shopkeeper reluctantly took out the silver, "Wait, I signed the deed of sale, and if she sells you, I can still talk about it." ”

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Big Mouth spread out his palm, and there were three taels of silver inside, Hui Lan saw that Qian was open but was stopped by Big Mouth, "Before that deal, I want to make it clear first, it's all about your face." ”

When Hui Lan saw the money, it was as if she had smeared honey on her mouth: "Brother Big Mouth, your mind, Hui Lan knows it clearly in her heart." ”

When Dazui heard this, he had a score in his heart, and handed over the silver with a smile: "That's good, take the flowers, take the flowers..."

Hui Lan hurriedly put away the silver, and then gave Big Mouth a big thunderbolt: "But I swore a poisonous oath to the sky, and I won't marry anyone in this life." ”

"Why?"

"Hey, I've been recruiting relatives for so long, and I've long been disappointed in men. ”

The big mouth was full of displeasure.

Hui Lan looked at the face of three taels of silver and told a white lie: "Except for you." ”

Big Mouth was immediately happy, but he wasn't happy for five seconds, and he was issued a good person card.

"You're a good man, but not for me. ”

When he heard this, he wanted to return the silver that Huilan had collected, "Then you said it earlier, you return the silver to me!"

Huilan raised the kitchen knife and quickly retracted her big mouth: "What are you doing?

"Why are you eating, since you bought a knife, it is our own brother, as long as you don't go too far, I won't attack you, and the tiger poison doesn't eat children." ”

"Huh?"

"It doesn't seem appropriate, that's what it means. ”

Dazui remembered Lao Bai's warning at this time, and said tentatively: "Then as my own brother, can I make a small rude request?"

"Whatever you want, except for the silver. ”

"Shall I quit now?"

"Impossible, if you enter my kitchen knife door, you won't want to go out in this life. As he spoke, he shoved the kitchen knife into Big Mouth's arms, "Take it, take it." ”

The big mouth held the kitchen knife and wanted to cry without tears: "I'll take this, this this..."

Hui Lan didn't care whether the big mouth was stimulated or not, pushed him out of the room, and then happily took out the silver and counted it.