Yu Minglang opened his eyes suddenly, startled the child and giggled.

Zheng Xu listened to the sound of Yu Minglang making the child laugh on the other end of the phone, accompanied by bursts of dog barking...

I suddenly felt so tired.

I used to laugh at the old man for being stupid, and he only guarded a woman and lived like a housewife and a man.

But now... Looking up in the direction of the ward, he was not as good as a housewife, and Aka was reluctant to talk to him.

"Chen Xiaoqian, now only you can help me, tell me, how to do it, the conditions are up to you. ”

Xu Ye was plucked by Mr. Qian a lot, and he was pulled out of consciousness.

Without waiting for Xiaoqian to speak, he first explained the bottom line.

"For the sake of many years of friendship, this friendship is not rewarded, and if you want to get Acre's consent, you only need the simplest three-word secret, just do it. ”

"What three words?"

When Zheng Xu heard only three words, he couldn't wait to ask.

The heart said that Chen Xiaoqian should not let him learn the sour routines in the TV series, Shenma said affectionately I love you and you will die if you leave.

"Not smart. ”

"I'm not as smart as you, but no matter how smart a person is, you can't guess the end of the matter when you say the beginning, right?"

"I said, not smart. ”

Pierced the old iron!

Even if it's a free move, it can't hurt people so much, Xu Ye was already choked and speechless.

Yu Minglang couldn't listen to it anymore, how did this guy live so big?

So Justice incarnated as Yu Xiaoqiang walked over, snatched the phone from Xiaoqian's hand, took a deep breath and held his strength, and roared into the microphone.

"The three-word secret that my daughter-in-law said is that you are not smart, stupid to death!"

Zheng Xu was still waiting for Xiaoqian's explanation, and his ears were buzzing when Yu Minglang suddenly came to such a voice.

I just wanted to scold this old man Yu who had nothing to do, but found that someone hung up the phone.

So, Xiaoqian made him not smart?

What does that mean...

Xu Ye stood silently in the cold wind, he felt for the first time that he might not be so smart, he really didn't understand wow~

Yu Minglang can be regarded as finding an opportunity to talk to Xiao Qian by bullying Zheng Xu, he leaned over and touched Xiao Qian with his arm, with a good face of the two brothers.

"Daughter-in-law, what do you mean by those three words you said to the black cucumber?"

"Yu Xiaoqiang, I warn you not to say some nonsense words in front of the child, if she shouts something black or something as soon as she speaks, I will chop you into a dough melon!"

Well, the self-proclaimed clever Xiaoqiang's attempt to break the ice failed.

Xiaoqian put down the phone, thought about it again and again, deleted the text message that she had just written half of to Aka, re-edited a paragraph and sent it over.

After doing this, look at Xiaoqiang, he makes a grimace to make the child laugh, stupid.

When the child fell asleep, the beauty also slept in the living room nest, and Xiaoqian saw a man wearing only pajama pants surrounding her.

Xiao Qian half lay on the sofa and read a magazine, he would come over and pretend to pour a cup of coffee, and pretend to take a magazine for a while, seeing Xiao Qian ignore him, simply standing in front of the window shirtless, pretending to look at the night scene outside the hotel.

Xiao Qian smiled and watched him play treasure.

Yu Minglang looked at the scenery outside bare-chested for a while, and when he saw that she didn't react, his heart felt like a small fire.

It's just love and itchy for her.

"Is it pretty?" Finally, she put down the magazine and spoke first.

Yu Minglang was overjoyed in his heart, but he continued to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf quietly on his face.

"It's ok. ”

"Then you keep looking, I'm asleep. Xiaoqian stood up, and just wanted to leave, someone finally couldn't hold her breath, and with a move of a fierce tiger pounced, rushed over and pressed her on the sofa.

She was pressed by him in the soft couch, he was on top and she was below.

He had a fierce face, and she smiled.

"Woman, you have been provoking me!"

"What's the matter, what did I do?" Xiao Qian was innocent.

Looking at her pretending innocent little expression, Yu Minglang is not only itchy with teeth, but also itchy with his heart, itchy, so he has to take action.

So, he paid.

Bow your head, dear!

finally kissed her little mouth red, and then let go of it panting, her eyes were full of accusations, and she almost stabbed a few big words on her face: You bully people!

Xiao Qian secretly reminded herself that she must not be overwhelmed by this guy's beautiful male scheme, let alone immersed in male sex.

barely stabilized the disturbed mind and pretended to be calm.

"Why are you looking at me like this? You bully me, and then look aggrieved?"

"Whoever bullies whom!

"Of course you bullied me, didn't you just play like a villain? I called you that, and you didn't pay attention to me!"

There is no one who can reverse right and wrong more than Mr. Qian, Yu Minglang is called a stinger!

"When did you call me?"

"I call you affectionately with my eyes!"

New skills, get!

"I don't have eyes behind my back!" he kept his back to her, how could he see her "call of eyes"?

"That's even more excessive, my beautiful daughter-in-law is sitting here, but you keep your back to me, you say, do you have an opinion on me? Do you think that after I give birth, I am old and yellow, and I am old and decrepit, and then I am not happy to look at me?"

Xiaoqiang was so angry that she banged his head on the sofa cushion with her unreasonable statement.

Never discuss it with a woman, if this woman is still a psychiatrist, then don't play tricks with her, it's all crooked reasoning, or a set of crooked reasoning with complete logic!

As if feeling the roaring of the broken villain in Xiao Qiang's heart, Xiao Qian leaned over with a smile, pressed him on the sofa, and sat on his lap.

"Is the evening food delicious?"

"It's not delicious!" his teeth were sore.

"I see that you eat very happily, and I think that I will make up for you according to today's recipe in the next week, hey, I have a jealous husband, I also have a headache, or I will discuss with my father, the main research direction of my next paper is how much impact does having a jealous husband have on physical and mental health?"

Xiaoqiang put on the score all night, just to euphemistically mention her, pay attention to his emotions as a husband, and was a little embarrassed by her to be so directly exposed.

"I eat sour, that's to clean up the vigorous liver fire, Chinese medicine pays attention to acid into the liver, can't I make up for myself? What, you still want to put gold on your face, think I'm the kind of man who eats flying vinegar for a little thing?"

Tut-tut, Xiaoqian really wants to give him 18 likes, in terms of pretending to be ×, she only serves Brother Lang!

However, Xiaoqian is not a vegetarian, as soon as he is so stunned, she will follow up and return the trick.

"Okay, you're not jealous, it's me who makes myself amorous and thinks I'm too charming, and I provoked something that shouldn't be provoked, which makes my husband a little negative, I wanted to give you guidance, and talk about raccoon and Aka, but since you think so, then I won't discuss this matter with you, go and apply a mask~"

Yu Minglang dragged her back and shackled her tightly in his arms, "You dare to run!"

This little woman is too good at whetting people's appetites!

"Hurry up, don't be angry with me!"