"Hey, hey," Zeng Xiaoxian felt in a daze that someone was slapping his face, and at the same time, a voice came into his ears, "Are you awake, wake up and get out of the car." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Oh," Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his head, "Sister Rong, why did I fall asleep?" And how does your head feel a little sore? And where is this? ”

"Where is so much nonsense! Get out of the car. Sister Rong opened the car door and got out of the car first.

"What are you bringing me here for?!" Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the door of youth psychological counseling written on the plaque and said hatefully. "You've been here?" Sister Rong asked in surprise: "This is not easy to find!" Then he gave him an inquiring look.

"No, no, absolutely not!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted with an aggrieved face. How is it possible, haven't been here?! Zeng Xiaoxian, who just fell out of love three months ago, did psychological counseling here, and it was here that we were loved, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who saw flowers blooming, cried with snot and tears, and said all the embarrassing things from childhood to adulthood, such as: playing with urine mud at the age of five, falling into the urine basin at the age of seven, and secretly eating plasticine as a cookie at the age of ten...... Another example: Zeng Xiaoxian, who is now twenty-five, is still a virgin!

The most important thing is that the whole clinic at that time was listening to their own stories and talking about good private privacy?!

"What do you see," Sister Rong shouted at the door, "Zeng Xiaoxian, hurry in." ”

"Sister Rong," Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated and poked his hands, "Didn't you mean to go to the Tenth Agent Consultation Office?" What are you doing here, what are you doing here? ”

"That's right," Sister Rong's words gave Zeng Xiaoxian a bad premonition, "This is the Tenth Agent Consultation Office. Then he couldn't help but drag Zeng Xiaoxian in

"Huh!" Counselor Assistant A, "Zeng Xiaoxian? ”

"Hmm, hello." Zeng Xiaoxian responded helplessly.

"It's you! Come on, Zeng Xiaoxian is here! As the counselor's assistant A shouted, seven or eight idlers hula surrounded him.

"It's really Zeng Xiaoxian!"

"I didn't expect him to come again!"

"Come and see, this is Zeng Xiaoxian! He was still a virgin. ”

"Hurry, live Zeng Xiaoxian! I'll tell you, the last time he came ......."

"Help," Zeng Xiaoxian was about to collapse in the middle of a group of gossipers!

"Zeng Xiaoxian!" Sister Rong's shouting rescued Zeng Xiaoxian. Zeng Xiaoxian quickly rushed out from the crowd of onlookers, and saw Sister Rong who appeared at the door of the psychological counselor so kind, "Sister, I'm here." ”

"Come on in."

"Hey!" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and ran over, "Sister Rong, I'm here." ”

"Stay away from me," Sister Rong looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who suddenly turned into a dog's leg, and took a step to the side.

"Mr. Zeng," a short, bald counselor held Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, "Fortunately! Fortunately! ”

"I'm glad you're big!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook off the fat man's hand, "Last time, I received 888 for an hour, and I was also given a 20% discount!" Refund! ”

"Mr. Zeng is not right to say that," the fat man sat down in front of the table in a detour, "I have all the records of your last consultation here, as well as your autograph, hehe......"

"Bring it, bring it!" Zeng Xiaoxian jumped to grab the consultation information in the fat man's hand, and the scene was a mess.

"Hey! I said two, "Sister Rong, who was watching the play on the side, couldn't stand it, "Lao Xie, get down to business first." ”

"Oh, yes," the fat man asked, pressing the information on the table, "Lisa Rong, what are you here for?" ”

"It's a warrant." Lisa Rong handed a USB flash drive to the fat man, who plugged the USB flash drive into the computer, and then entered a password that only he knew.

"Hey," Zeng Xiaoxian quietly poked Lisa Rong beside him, "This fat man is also organized?" "Well," Lisa Rong affirmed, "Dr. Xie is an expert in psychology and the head of the organization's mental assessment of the magic capital. ”

"No," Zeng Xiaoxian smacked his lips and muttered quietly, "It's just him, is it okay?" Gee! "There was disdain in my eyes.

"Okay," the fat man, well, Lao Xie nodded after reading the contents of the USB flash drive, "No problem." Zeng Xiaoxian, come with me. ”

"Where to go?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little inexplicable.

"I'll give you a psychological assessment! Here, answer the questions on the paper first, just tick the box. ”

"It's easy, I just did it last time." Zeng Xiaoxian took the question and answer and began to answer. Damn, what's the problem. The car lost control and there were two people in front of you, did you hit a pregnant woman or a grandmother holding your grandson? Hit your sister! Which grandson came up with such a problem, is there any basic morality! Damn, there's still this question.

Ten minutes later, "Alright, hand in the papers." ”

"So fast?!" Sister Rong asked at Zeng Xiaoxian's speed of questions, "Two hundred and fifty questions!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his handsome head with both hands, "Who am I, it is rare for me to be loved by everyone and see the flowers blooming Lu, Zeng Xiaoxian." Almost leaking his mouth, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Sister Rong, who was still surprised, as if he didn't find the problem in his words.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian," Lao Xie checked the answer, "Twenty-five points." ”

"How is that possible?" Zeng Xiaoxian snatched the answer, "I scored more than 200 points last time." "It does say twenty-five points.

"That's right," Lao Xie said lightly, "The lower the score, the healthier, Zeng Xiaoxian, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Hehe, I'll just say that I am loved by everyone, how can Zeng Xiaoxian, who is blooming flowers, have a low score, wahahaha! ……

"Old Xie," Lisa Rong asked, puzzled, "Is it as low as possible?" ”

"That's right, the lower, the better." looked at it and then explained: "If this set of questions is less than fifty and the score is absolutely healthy, one hundred and fifty or more in the normal range, one hundred to one hundred and five psychology begins to have problems, one hundred to two hundred psychology is extremely distorted, more than two hundred it is not a human being, it is a devil, either destroying itself or destroying the world!" ”

"Yes, yes," Lisa Rong asked as she looked at Lao Xie's extremely distorted face and trembled.

"So," Lao Xie stared at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked loudly, "Zeng Xiaoxian, who are you?!" ”

"Old Xie," Zeng Xiaoxian sneered: "Don't be kidding, okay, we're all so acquainted." I'm Zeng Xiaoxian! People love each other, and flowers bloom ......"

"Shut up!" Lao Xie shouted, "Isn't your verbal talk, a good man is me, am I Zeng Xiaoxian?" ”

"I,"

"I, what am I," Lao Xie's huge face was almost blocked on Zeng Xiaoxian's face, "You! It's not Zeng Xiaoxian, say! Who are you? ”

"I'm really Zeng Xiaoxian," Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed, "Believe me, I'm really Brother Zeng." Zeng Xiaoxian said incoherently.

"Thank you for drinking too much, I'll leave first, and I'll come to see you another day."

"Stop!" Lao Xie continued to ask, "You're incoherent, aren't you?!" Are we cooked?! Aren't you Zeng Xiaoxian? You are loved by everyone, and you are ...... flowers."

"I am Lu Xiaoxian, who is loved by everyone and blooms when flowers bloom!" Zeng Xiaoxian went out and shouted, "What's wrong! It's not what I want, and I don't want to come, I ......."

Bang! Lisa Rong hit Zeng Xiaoxian's stamina with a hand knife, "It's really annoying." Zeng Xiaoxian fainted gorgeously again, and a thought flashed at the moment he fell to the ground: "Ah, hey, ...... exposed"

"Alright," Lao Xie opened the door, "here's someone, take him to the headquarters." ”

"Lao Xie," Lisa Rong asked puzzledly, "It's as simple as that, and he recruited it?!" ”

"Well, what else are you going to do?!" Lao Xie said impatiently, "Every time I am asked to do these simple things, I am a doctor of psychology, doctor!" Do you understand?! ”