It is said that men, just like the food in the cafeteria, although it is unpalatable, they are not there when they go late! However, women, like the delicacies of the mountains and seas, some people can't afford to eat them, but some people, not to mention the leftovers, and even throw them away without discipline.

In the eyes of the hippopotamus, his own head is this kind of beast that eats 'delicacies from the mountains and seas' all day long, and only gives him these hanging silk to eat 'canteen' meals...... In the words of the warhead, if the two of them don't hurry up and stroke each other, they really won't even be able to eat hair...... There are so many GAY (gay) today, all of whom are forced by people like Xiao Sheng......

Sent away the charming Bai Meiniang, ushered in the wild Liu Jie, the two of them pulled out one casually, and put it outside, all of them made people crazy to rob women, but why can't they break free from the clutches of their squad leader?

Loyal and honest and never do some illegal things, is the kind of typical otaku who has a thief's heart and no thief's guts, pure hanging silk! never steals chickens and dogs, and even in Henan, stomping on the widow's door, but also instigated by his own brother, who knows that the door is stomped open, people do not leave, and are directly pulled into the house by the other party...... Could it be that you were born to pick up the material of 'broken shoes', and the whole 'new shoes' is so difficult?

In the already silent carriage, the hippopotamus who kept muttering in his mouth was really harsh! Xiao Sheng, who was slowly moving away from the seat, came to the back of the hippopotamus's head, and Liu Jie, who was sitting next to him, saw Xiao Sheng's virtue, and held back to prevent himself from laughing!

I didn't hear the specifics clearly, but Xiao Shengxuan heard the self-proclaimed paragraph very clearly. Suddenly, feeling that there was a hippopotamus behind him, he subconsciously stepped on the brakes, and Xiao Sheng, who sat back with his buttocks, made a close contact with the leather seat cushion with a 'bang', and Liu Jie, who was beside him, couldn't hold back his 'haha' laugh anymore, quite a gentleman's style.

"Head...... Head, what are you doing here? ”

"It's nothing, the gods are chattering all the way, you are muttering a and a in your mouth! Let me tell you, hippopotamus, you are really this life in this life, the 'young woman killer' is not a few of our brothers, all mankind knows it! Obediently, the means of wanting to capture and indulge have been demonized by you! Self-sufficiency can be happy for a long ......time."

"Come on, you're so sarcastic, I kind of know where the gap between us is! My mouth is too honest! I'll just do it. ”

"Then what do you mean is Xiao Sheng's mouth is cheap......?" When Liu Jie said this sentence coldly, the hippopotamus who turned around abruptly, covered his head with a nervous face, and said softly:

"Head, that's not what I said. Really ......"

"I'm not deaf ......"

"Haha......" This way really makes Liu Jie laugh! Such hearty laughter, until he returns to the community, is still in an endless stream!

When the Audi was steadily parked in front of the courtyard, Liu Jie, who was just about to open the door, suddenly found that the door had been opened from the outside! Needless to say, the one who opened the door must have been a coquettish warhead. The 'sister-in-law' who opened her mouth called Liu Jie was 'overjoyed', but she still said in response:

"Just call me sister! I'm still a big girl. Hearing this, Xiao Sheng, who had just gotten out of the car, was really a little nervous. This Nizi is familiar with anyone, and she doesn't know what it means to be reserved?

After entering the house, Liu Jie carefully looked at the decoration and furnishings in the living room!

"Well, don't show off your erudition! I forgot to tell you in advance, the warhead has won the Dortmund International Home Decoration Design Jackpot, and the single prize is 500,000 US dollars! That is the highest award in the home decoration industry, which is internationally recognized! Hehe...... Can I say, are you very 'two'? Next time the professional structure figures are familiar with the memorization, the keel of the partition door is not thirteen millimeters, and the steel plate is only this number, thank you. As for this orchid ceiling, it is not an ornament. Just as Xiao Sheng finished saying this, in an instant, the originally open ceiling orchid pattern changed in an instant, and the originally seemingly chaotic pattern was beautifully presented to everyone after being treated by lighting. Liu Jie, whose whole face was as red as a monkey's belly, kicked Xiao Sheng for the first time today, and her side face was hot, and she was about to go upstairs directly, when she suddenly thought of something, she stood in front of the spiral staircase, looked back at Xiao Sheng, who seemed to be smiling, and asked viciously:

"Which room do I stay in?" the warhead, who heard this, replied directly:

"Sister, I've put all your salutes in the room where I go! There are few rooms and a lot of people! You two can make do with it! The first room upstairs is ......."

"Let him sleep in the bathroom......"

"Is it the one in the room? Are you really interested in bathing together at night?"

"Smack. The expensive watch on Liu Jie's hand was thrown down from a high altitude by him, and Xiao Sheng, who caught it directly, stood in place with a smile! The hippos and bullets in front of each other pretended not to hear anything, turned their heads and walked out of the door! They squatted together in front of the courtyard and looked up at the dark sky...... There was a tacit understanding of each other's answers:

"The moon is so round today......"

"Yes, the moon is so round today......"

Liu Jie, who shook her hand angrily and closed the door and turned on the room light, sat on the edge of the bed angrily, not knowing what Xiao Sheng was scolding, and at this moment, the mobile phone that was sandwiched in the pocket of her jeans suddenly rang......

'Difficult' pulled out the mobile phone from the root of his thigh, and looked at Liu Jie, who looked at the number, and her cheeks became even more gloomy.

"Mom, what kind of news have you received here, what are you going to remind me of?"

"Good girl, how dare I remind you, it's just okay to talk to you?"

"I'm angry......" Hearing this, Liu's mother on the other side of the phone said softly:

"Do you want to change it?"

"Do you think it's possible?"

"What...... What do you mean? Don't scare Mom, what are you doing? Didn't I sue you, women have to be reserved, haven't you heard a word, men are cheap...... Men like women who laugh and stab him, rather than women who cry and beg him...... Do you understand?" Just as Liu's mother finished saying this, Liu Jie instantly heard her father's dog-headed Liu, the faint words:

"There are many defeated sons of loving mothers, and many wasted daughters of rotten mothers......"

"Smack...... Cracking sound...... Bang Dang ......"