Chapter Seventy-Two: How Funny It Is
My cousin actually said she liked it......
How funny this is!
In the room, there are snow-white walls, blue curtains painted with several permanent lamps, and a small desk below, on which a table lamp is placed, and the bed is against the wall.
My cousin sat on the bed with her, looking at the display in the room, and talked about some boring things all the time.
Suddenly it occurred to her that today was not a weekend, and tomorrow was not ......, "Cousin, it's not a weekend, why did you come out?"
Li Xin felt very strange.
"Because we just had a midterm exam, so. Aman said with a smile.
"So it's a holiday. Will you go back tomorrow?"
"Yes!"
"Then don't you go back tomorrow, okay? ”
My cousin smiled and said, "Okay, in fact, I don't want to go back, the county is more lively." ”
"Then my sister will take you to play on the weekend, okay?"
"Okay, sister, you still have to go to class, don't you?"
Li Xin smiled and said, "Let's take the exam." ”
"Oh!"
The little purple cat kept looking at Li Xin and Aman naughtily, thinking that the owner was really good to his peers who were younger than him.
The little purple cat smiled and said, "Master, it's not early, it's time to sleep." ”
I saw that Oman didn't react at all, so Oman couldn't hear it this time.
"Yes!, master, I've turned on the blocking button. The little purple cat said with a smile.
"Aman, it's not early, you go to bed first. ”
"What about you, sister?"
"My sister has to review for a while. ”
"My sister is so hardworking. ”
"Thanks for the compliment, we still don't speak. ”
Aman went to take a shower, and Li Xin stayed at the desk to read.
There was a light light in the morning light, and the dawn of the next day arrived.
Li Xin and Aman ate the breakfast prepared by their father.
"Aman, you're at home, let's go see your aunt together when we come back today, okay?" Li Xin said with a big smile.
When it was almost half past eight, Li Xin went out.
In the school classroom, the invigilator was delayed, and everyone in the examination room was talking.
Lin Tianqi smiled and said, "Brother Huang, why hasn't the invigilator come yet, it's almost nine o'clock." ”
"Yesterday I checked out a few cheating exams, and the school seems to be circulating criticism!"
"Cheating on exams? Our school has been the most tightly checked, and we have not slackened at all. ”
"Look, is that Li Jiajia yesterday's daughter the principal?"
"Yes, is she one of the cheaters?"
"Hmm. ”
"What is the headmaster going to do now?"
"Why are you so worried!" Huang Yuping said with a smile.
"This is really news!" Lin Tianqi couldn't help but sigh, "The principal's daughter was caught cheating in the exam!"
"That Li Xin has the same surname as Li Jiajia, it won't have anything to do with it!"
"It seems that I don't know, Li is a big surname in China, and there are many people with this surname. Lin Tianqin explained.
"Of course I know that Lee is a big surname. By the way, have you ever seen the principal's daughter?" Huang Yuping thought that Li Jiajia and Li Xin looked alike, then maybe they were relatives.
"Nope. I will have the honor to know her in the future. Of course, Lin Tianqi knew Huang Yuping's purpose.
Li Xin watched the two of them talking and laughing from time to time, and thought to himself, what are you doing here.
It's 9:40 a.m., and the invigilator hasn't arrived yet.
Li Xin walked out of the examination room and went to the classroom office to have a look.
Lin Tianqi didn't have time to stop Li Xin and said, "What are you doing here?"
"I guess I'm going to find a teacher!"
"Oh. Lin Tianqi suddenly fell silent.
……
Li Xin returned to his seat.
The teacher stood on the podium, counted the test papers, and then said, "The students are quiet, because I am late, today's exam time is 11:15. I sent out the test papers. ”
The teacher sends the test papers to the students.
In the afternoon, biology will be examined.
After the biology exam.
Li Xin went home first.
"Cousin, are you cooking?" Li Xin and his cousin made an appointment to cook together.
"Yes, cousin. ”
"How do you get this fish-flavored eggplant, this one is very simple......" my cousin was talking about the detailed steps of making fish-flavored eggplant, "This is because my sister doesn't cook, I learned to cook at home very early." ”
"You're only six years old now!"
My cousin said with a little pride, "I made it delicious when I was five years old!"
"Okay, let's finish eating and send it to your aunt and your aunt!"
"Hmm!" the cousin nodded.
She came to the hospital with Aman.
Li Xin smiled and said, "Mom, we're here." ”
Dad said, "The doctor said that your mother will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow!"
"Mom, that's great! You must take care of your body when you go back. Li Xin said with a smile.
"yes, mine is lying sore. Mom said with a smile.
"Aman, are you and your cousin having fun together?"
Li Xin remembered that she used to quarrel with her cousin all the time, but now she is finally at peace.
But such a day will last for a few days, I don't know if my cousin will turn her face, and my cousin will be naughty again.
The next day, Li Xin had already seen her mother at home after the last test, and she originally wanted to go to see Lin Tianqi's grandmother before her mother was discharged from the hospital, but this time the plan fell through.
Li Xin felt uncomfortable.
Why things always go faster than imagined, and plans don't keep up with changes at all. Li Xin sighed involuntarily, sighing......
I don't know how much she sighed!
At this time, the little purple cat appeared and said that it sighed 249.
"Master, don't sigh anymore, it's almost 250 sounds, do you know that two hundred and five? That's synonymous with fools!" the little purple cat stopped Li Xin accurately.
"Oh......" Li Xin didn't sigh again.
(Tell a few jokes)
Paragraph 1
One man suspected that his wife had a mental problem, so he went to see a psychiatrist. He told the doctor: "She was always afraid that her clothes would be stolen. The doctor asked, "How do you know?" One day I came home from work early and found that she had hired a man to stand in the closet and look at the clothes. Doctor: "I suspect ... You have a mental problem. ”
Paragraph 2
The little zombie said to his mother: "The current anti-Japanese war TV series is too exaggerated, outrageous, and incredible." Mom said, "Why?" The little zombie said: "Watching the TV series of Zombies vs. Plants today, there is actually a scene of hand-torn cabbage. ”
Paragraph 3
Anyway, I always want to get a tattoo and want to tattoo a domineering wolf. The tattoo artist asked me: tattoo black wolf or golden wolf. I said: Since you want to come out and mix, of course you have to be ambitious, and you have to learn to forbear. In the end, the master tattooed one for me, the gray wolf!
Paragraph 4
Husband: "I'm going to quit drinking." Wife: "I'm tired of hearing that." Husband: "Don't believe me, I'll bet you two bottles of 'Erguotou'."
Paragraph 5
As soon as I pushed open the door and turned on the light, suddenly my eyes were full of salutes and streamers, and a group of people ran out of the room and shouted happily: "Happy birthday!!" I looked around with emotion and said with teary eyes, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'm next door." ”