Yan Xiaoliu's classic lines

Six: It can be described in four words

Crowd: Outrageous

Six: Four more

Everyone: Miserable

Six: One fruit...... A new star of the six-household Ximen......

X: It's six doors

The next morning after the fake Xiaoliu incident, the real Xiaoliu came to the door, because the soup of the previous night was not too strong, he walked swayingly, and his brain was not clear)

(Everyone sees Xiao Liu enter the door) Everyone: Eh, Xiao Liu?!

Xiangyu: Xiaoliu, come on, come on, over here, are you okay?

Six: Hi ~~~~ I'm fine, how are you guys~~~~?

Everyone: Okay......

Six: Be louder~~~!

Everyone: Okay!!

Six: Yay~~~~~~~!

Six: Next, I will dedicate a song to you

Six: No, no, I'm messed up...... Where did you just go?

Everyone: Present a song

Six: No, no~~ I repeat, I just held a meeting with the brothers in the ten villages and eight stores, and we unanimously decided...... Is that you?

Everyone: It's us!

Six: Is that you?

Everyone: It's us!

Six: No, you need to prove it!

Everyone: How do you prove it?

Six: I don't have a good brain, you prove each other, starting with Xiucai.

Guo: I'm coming, is it unparalleled or am I beautiful?

Xiucai: Of course you are beautiful, you are one hundred and eighty times more beautiful than her!

Guo: It's him, after the proof, you prove me.

Xiucai: Who is more handsome, me and your senior brother chasing the wind?

Guo: Of course he is handsome, he is more than 1,800 times more handsome than you!

(Xiucai is in a hurry, step forward)

Guo: But you are more connotative than him!

Xiucai: It's her, it's done.

Yu: It's my turn, Zhantang, are you willing to marry me?

Don: No.

Everyone said in unison: It's him!

Don: Will you marry me?

Jade (angry): I don't want to!

Everyone stepped forward: Fake !!

Jade (hurriedly changed his words): I do, I do! My God, if you don't pay attention, you will be doomed.

Bei: It's my turn, it's my turn, big mouth, let me ask you, you didn't ask for the deed of sale yesterday morning, what did you say about my sister-in-law?

Big Mouth: Let's change the question.

Yu: That's it, what do you say I'm about?

Big mouth: Say that you have a black heart and a poisonous hand and do not accumulate virtue, and you deserve to be a widow at home.

(Jade pretends to give the big mouth two mouths)

Bey: That's him!

Yu: Great, you don't want to go back for the rest of your life.

Big Mouth: Mo Xiaobei, who did your homework for you last night?

MB: I made it myself.

Everyone: Fake!

MB: I was still a kid. Can anyone be like me?

(The crowd then beats her)

Bei: Okay, well, Qiu Xiaodong did it for me, I hate it.

Tang: After all the proofs are completed, please give instructions to Yan Zhutou.

There is a murderous aura

It's so stupid and murderous~~

Seventh uncle and grandfather, help!

Bao Daren came to that episode, Zhantang said that he was Jinyiwei, and asked Xiaoliu to take out the sign, Wushuang looked at it, and Xiaoliu asked, "What is written on it?" Wushuang replied: "Jinyiwei's brocade" Xiaoliu asked: "Then why isn't it Jinyiwei's guard?"

Help me take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece and daughter!

I'll fight with you

It's good, I can vaguely see the shadow of me back then in you

Xiao Liu held a piece of paper, stared at the bucket and said: A solid skimming...

What's your name, where did you come from, how many people in your family have a few acres of land per capita, and a few cows in the field, talk about it

Do you know how to catch fast?

Never let a good person suffer a little grievance

Don't let the bad guys taste a little sweetness

Help me take care of my seventh uncle............

Xiaoliu: 123, you go well 55555555

Big Mouth: Rest in peace, Liu'er!

Xiaoliu: No, it's San'er!

Big Mouth: Don't be sad, San'er!

Xiaoliu: It's Liu'er!55555555 you haven't called 5555555555 right

This is the Wind Chasing Lord of the Six Doors, the fourth of the three great gods

Surname, name, where do you come from, where are you going, how many people are in the family, how many acres of land per capita, how many cows are in the field, let's talk about it!

Whether there are witnesses, physical evidence, or temporary residence permits.

Wushuang is the person who catches the head, and whoever dares to touch her will die horizontally and vertically.

Everyone: Sit here.

Xiucai: Don't be nervous. (The three of them couldn't help but laugh when they looked at Xiaoliu)

Xiaoliu: Is there any wine?

Big Mouth: You little broken boy, what kind of wine do you drink?

Lao Bai: He also knows that wine is intimidating, hey, have you ever smelled wine?

Xiaoliu: (unconvinced) It's not that I haven't drunk, when I was in Beigang before, whoever got married had to invite me to drink, and I drank several bowls.

Lao Bai: Oh, three or four long beards, look at your little old look, hehe, why don't you say that you drink several jars, several jars?

Big Mouth: Yes, if you want to blow it, blow it big, how bluffing.

Xiaoliu: (anxious, pointing to the three) You.

Lao Bai: What's the matter? (grabbing Lao Bai with a big mouth) Don't stop me, don't stop me. It's hard to touch a wine fairy, I can't ask for two tricks, ah?

Xiaoliu: (slaps the table, reaches out) Bring the wine.

Lao Bai: Take the wine with a big mouth.

Big Mouth: Hey.

Lao Bai: (holds up a bowl) This is just half a bowl left, let's drink this wine first. (Xiaoliu took the wine and barely finished drinking)

Xiaoliu: (to the diners) Say quickly, surname, name, (walking around) Where did you come from, where are you going, who can prove it, or I will handcuff you and me. (Sitting at the door)

Shopkeeper: (downstairs) Exhibition hall, what is this for?

Lao Bai: I drank too much.

Shopkeeper: (anxious) Oh, you're still sitting, why don't you stop him?

Lao Bai: (picks up the bowl) I stopped something, so I drank half a bowl.

Shopkeeper: (walks over to the diner) Really, Little Liu'er. (As soon as he arrived at the door, Xiao Liu waved his knife, and the shopkeeper pushed back) They are all customers in the store, and they are also quite familiar with your master.

Xiaoliu: (eyes closed) Since you are familiar with my master, who can tell my master's honorific name. I'll let him go, (no one answers, a little smug) I can't say it.

Xiao Guo: Hey, hey, are you finished? Do you believe that I will row you?

Xiaoliu: (Get up) You still dare to intimidate Ben Catch, (rushing to the diners) It's none of your business, go. (Chong Xiao Guo, waving a knife) you stay.

Xiao Guo: What's wrong with you? You still want to cut me?

Xiaoliu: I handcuffed you, me. (Go to the handcuffs, everyone pulls up, Lao Bai pulls Xiaoliu away, but really cuffs Xiao Guo) Why did I really handcuff you?

Xiao Guo: (screaming) You dare to handcuff me.

Xiaoliu: (patting his head) I've drunk too much, I'll open up your thoughts. (Pick up the key)

Xiao Guo: No, Yan Xiaoliu, Yan Catch, you tell me clearly, (sitting on the elm master's seat) What crime did I commit, why did I cuff me?

Xiaoliu: I didn't mean it, you also saw the situation just now, help me plead for mercy. (Chong Lao Bai) eldest brother, (Lao Bai turns) eldest sister, big mouth, big show. (all turned around, rushing to Xiaobei) big girl.

Becky: Want me to help?

Xiaoliu: Think about it.

Xiaobei: There is a condition.

Xiaoliu: You say what you say.

Becky: Your handcuffs lend me two days to play.

Xiaoliu: What's nonsense, can the handcuffs lend you to play casually?

Xiaobei: Forget it, Sister Xiao Guo, he told me a long time ago, like you, you have to be handcuffed and killed.

Xiao Guo: (gets up) I'll fight with you.

Xiaoliu: (rolls up his sleeves) I'll fight with you. (Everyone pulled together again, and as a result, Xiao Liu and Xiao Guo were locked together with the stair railing)

Xiao Guo: You deserve it. (on the stairs)

Xiaoliu: (angry) You dare to handcuff me.

Lao Bai: It's not me, it's her.

Shopkeeper: We didn't mean to.

Old White Big Mouth: I didn't mean to.

Xiaoliu: (slammed) I didn't mean it, can these cuffs grow on my own hands?

Shopkeeper: What is this called, you didn't see the situation just now, everyone is making trouble.

Big Mouth: It's a joke.

Xiao Liu: (unforgiving) dignified court officials, are you being handcuffed and playing?

Lao Bai: (patting Xiaoliu's head) When did you become a court official?

Big Mouth: Aren't you just catching fast?

Shopkeeper: Don't take the catch fast as a cadre, Yan catch fast.

Xiaoliu: Don't say anything, I can't find a reason to cuff me today, (take out the scabbard) Hmph, this matter is not over.

Lao Bai: (Loud) Then you still won't let us live?

Big Mouth: yes.

Little Liu: (Sitting on the ground) If you can find a reason to cuff me, this matter is over, and if I can't find it, I won't go anywhere, just stay here.

Shopkeeper: (picks up the scabbard and hands it to Xiaoliu) Then you still let us do business?

Xiaoliu: If you can't find a reason to handcuff me, you just wait to go to the prison to do business. Pour water when you are thirsty.

Everyone: Xiao Guo.

Xiao Guo: I'm handcuffed...... Blaze.

Shopkeeper: Forehead to forehead. (After dinner, bring water to Xiaoliu) to drink, drink slowly, drink slowly, don't choke.

Xiao Guo: I'm so thirsty too.

Xiao Liu: (handing the tea bowl to Xiao Guo) Here you go.

Shopkeeper: Yan Zhu, you haven't married yet, have you?

Xiaoliu: Don't you know? My mother said, when you become a head catcher, look for one for me.

Shopkeeper: When will I have to wait, (Xiao Liu glared at the shopkeeper) and said, while you are young and not busy with work, hurry up and get things done.

Xiaoliu: Who do I want to go with?

Shopkeeper: If you don't want to marry on this condition, you can tell E, as long as you are willing to do this, you will cover it.

Xiaoliu: (happy) Really?

Shopkeeper: When did you deceive you, and what do you like?

Xiaoliu: I like the kind of big eyes, long eyelashes, high noses, and small stature.

Xiao Guo: (teasing) The ears are soft and the teeth are white.

Xiaoliu: Yes, yes, how do you know?

Xiao Guo: You're talking about donkeys. (The shopkeeper's eyes)

Shopkeeper: Xiaoliu, Yan catches quickly, you said this, there is really a suitable candidate. Why don't I show you it now.

Xiaoliu: Let's go another day.

Shopkeeper: Why?

Xiaoliu: You haven't figured out the reason for handcuffing me yet, how can I go?

Shopkeeper: Then you can be handcuffed and suffocated. (It's just night, everyone has decided to discuss, and Lao Bai makes a gesture)

Big Mouth: (yelling) Ah......

Shopkeeper: Little Six Run, Little Six.

Big Mouth: I'll hack you little brute. (Carrying a kitchen knife)

Lao Bai: (pulls the big mouth) Big mouth, people are from the imperial court.

Big mouth: You can't let go, you can't let go.

Lao Bai: I won't let it go. (Big mouth cut off Lao Bai's right hand and came to Xiaoliu) I am the most proud, the right hand that can eat and hold a knife. (Running to the backyard)

Shopkeeper: Take care of the exhibition hall.

Big Mouth: (Running to Xiaoliu with a knife, Xiao Sixty fingers stuffed into his mouth) Yan Xiaoliu, you still say that you are a fast catcher. Look at you, go home and drink your milk.

Xiao Liu: (gets up, angry) Li Dazui, what do you say? Okay, if you don't hack me to death today, I won't be Yan Qing's nineteenth great-great-grandson...... Come on.

Big Mouth: I'll hack you to death another day. (Withdrawn)

Xiaoliu: You'll go to jail another day.

Xiao Guo: Hey, why aren't you afraid?

Xiaoliu: Doesn't it mean I'm scared? They acted too fake.

Xiao Guo: (laughs) Hehe, you already saw it?

Xiaoliu: I haven't been exposed, I just want to see what tricks they play.

Xiao Guo: You, you may be a good catcher in the future.

Xiaoliu: Isn't it now?

Xiao Guo: It's so bad, what does it smell like?

Little Liu: It looks like something is burned. (The shopkeeper runs from the kitchen)

Shopkeeper: (yelling) It's on fire, run. (The crowd shouts "It's on fire" and runs out of the inn with all sorts of things)

Xiaoliu: (A room full of smoke) Do you believe it?

Xiao Guo: I don't believe it, the drama is too fake.

Xiaoliu: I don't believe it either.

Xiao Guo: Hey, you said that if there is a real fire, what should we do?

Xiaoliu: It's really on fire, use a knife to cut it.

Xiao Guo: Where to cut?

Primary 6: Cut the railing.

Xiao Guo: Do you have to cut the railing constantly?

Xiaoliu: Then cut it as it is. (Arms are hung out)

Xiao Guo: How do you cut it here?

Xiaoliu: Won't you be able to run for your life if you cut off your hand?

Xiaoliu: My ideal is to be a good catcher.

Xiao Guo: You're already a good catcher. My father once said that a good catcher is not to let good people suffer a little grievance. You can't let the bad guys taste the sweetness.

Xiaoliu: Well, can you do me a favor?

Xiao Guo: How can you help?

Xiaoliu: You close your eyes first, and I'll tell you.

Xiao Guo: Okay.

Xiaoliu: Okay, come on, open your eyes. (Xiao Guo pouted) Why are you pouting?

Xiao Guo: (opens his eyes) Ahhhh (Slap the little six)

Xiaoliu: Why are you beating me?

Xiao Guo: What do you say?

Little Liu: My back is itchy. I want to ask you for help, and if you scratch it once, you will hit me.

Xiao Guo: I'm sorry, where.

Primary 6: up, up, down, down, down, left, left, left, right. Up and down, up and down, left, left, right, left and right, left and right, three circles, three circles right. Neck twist, butt twist,............ Do exercise.

Xiaoliu: A few times with Kanto sugar, I changed it to such a knife that sharpens iron like clay, you have never done business as a master, ah?

Shopkeeper: Mo Xiaobei, let you eat.

Xiaobei: I dispose of everything you said about me.

Shopkeeper: (gas) at your disposal.

Little Six: Let's go. I'll ask you one last time, do you want to say it?

Candy Seller: My lord, I've been wronged.

Xiao Liu: Do you know how to call it a good catch? Never let the good people suffer the slightest grievance, nor let the bad people taste the sweetness. Say no, come with me. Yo, you still dare to resist arrest. Okay, help me take care of my eighteenth aunt and her future mother-in-law.

Everyone: (pinching his fingers) Your mother.

Xiaoliu: Yes, look at the knife.

Everyone: Keep people under the knife.