Chapter 428: Minions
The love story of a killer and a little girl.....
As soon as they hear this sentence, many people will ask:
How is it possible for a killer to fall in love with a little girl?
As we all know, the way killers survive is to kill people and then get a commission. In their eyes, there is no sympathy, there is no word for mercy.
Love is 108,000 miles away from them.
If a killer has feelings, then he is not a qualified killer.
And little girls are so young, at this age, do they understand love? Do they know what love is?
True love is not something that can be explained clearly by an ignorant "I like you".
Youth..... Not all, but most of it is just impulse, not love.
Why don't many parents support their children's early love? Because they're old people and know what it's all about.
They know that the probability that their children and the person they like will finally enter the marriage hall is too low and too low.
Therefore, Lin Hua also asked puzzledly: "A killer, a little girl, how can there be love between the two?"
The more Lin Hua thinks about it, the more impossible it becomes, in addition to his identity, the age of the two is also a huge gap.
Uncle and Lori?Dad and Daughter?
Seeing Lin Hua's stunned look, Han Qiu handed him a meat skewer: "Hehe, didn't you just say that you know everything about the concept of love in Europe and the United States? Why can't you do it now?"
Lin Hua took the meat skewer and said excitedly: "Damn, I'm talking about a normal view of love, not a love between you and a killer, completely ruining the three views." ”
"What's this?" Han Qiu took a bite of the skewer in his hand, chewed it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Love is something that is indescribable and unclear. What happened to Uncle and Lori? What happened to killers and ordinary people? What about the love of a Chinese ghost girl and ghosts, and the love of shemales in Journey to the West, why don't you say that it is unreasonable?"
Lin Hua also wanted to justify: "That's a myth, a fantasy, not a reality." ”
Han Qiu chuckled: "But love is essentially a spiritual fantasy?"
"Uh...."Lin Hua choked.
It seems like... It makes sense. Love is something that can't be seen or touched, it's just a feeling.
Sighing, Lin Hua said helplessly: "Okay, you won." ”
"Don't be unconvinced, let me tell you the story first. ”
"Hmm. ”
Han Qiu also sat down and said leisurely: "This story carries a romantic ..... that belongs to France."
.......
I don't know how long it took, anyway, when Han Qiu and Ye Chen walked into the villa, both of them had a lot of wine on them, Han Qiu was fine, Ye Chen was almost drunk.
He was still shouting: "Old Han~~~ Next year, I will go to France and make this movie." When the time comes... Let the whole world see what the love of a killer looks like..."
Han Qiu covered his forehead speechlessly and threw Ye Chen into the guest room.
Damn, this guy can't drink more than himself.
Zhou Yuxin walked out of the room, frowned and said, "Why did you drink so much wine, it smells like a lot of wine." ”
Han Qiu smiled awkwardly: "If you're happy for a while, you drink too much." ”
"You're happy, I'm not happy now. Zhou Yuxin pretended to be angry and said slyly: "You can sleep with Lin Hua tonight, I want to accompany the child." ”
Han Qiu: "....."
........
Time flew by, and soon it was Christmas.
The day after Christmas, Han Qiu went to Huaxian Anime.
At present, Kung Fu Panda 3 has been produced and has obtained the Dragon Mark. As usual, the movie is scheduled to be released on the first day of the Lunar New Year.
Han Qiu came over today, of course, not only for the panda's business, but also for the new animated film project.
After Chen Dong and the others learned about it, they had no choice but to greet Han Qiu's arrival painfully and happily.
The big boss of my own family really cares about us employees.
At this moment, in the conference room, a group of high-level executives of Huaxian Animation walked in one after another.
But faintly, some people can be heard sighing.
"Alas, Kung Fu Panda 3 hasn't been released yet, and Director Han has a new mission. Whose boss is so responsible?"
"Don't mention it, I thought Director Han would be a little more restrained when he had a child, but now it seems that there is no meaning to fade out of the film and television industry...."
"I don't know where Director Han got so many awesome ideas, it's too perverted. ”
"It is estimated that our Huaxian Animation is the only animation company that does not lack creativity. ”
"It's all tears when you talk too much...."
Lin Xiaotian and Li Anrou also walked into the conference room side by side. From the original comic of "Five Centimeters per Second" to the current planning of animated films, the two have traveled too many roads.
In their hearts, Han Qiu is the boss and the benefactor of the acquaintance.
"An Rou, what good ideas did you say Director Han came up with?" Lin Xiaotian said curiously.
Li Anrou shook her head: "I don't know, now that Director Han is a father, it won't be about children, right?"
"It's very likely that Director Han is a dad now. ”
A moment later, Han Qiu walked into the conference room with a spring breeze on his face, and everyone present greeted Han Qiu with a smile.
Most of them congratulated him on becoming a daddy.
Han Qiu replied: "Don't congratulate me, everyone here, whether you have children or not, will become a dad next year." ”
Li Anrou raised her hand with a red face: "Director Han, I'm a girl, how can I become a daddy?"
Everyone laughed, but Han Qiu shrugged his shoulders unchanged: "This is just a metaphor, over the years, our Huaxian Animation has produced so many animated movies, aren't they our children?"
Everyone nodded thoughtfully, and a sense of pride welled up in their hearts.
Yes, these animated films are our brainchild's work, our children.
Unexpectedly, Han Qiu suddenly smiled: "But the next animated movie is indeed related to daddy." ”
Everyone: "......"
Director Han, won't you be a daddy, you will have to toss out a daddy movie, right?
Han Qiu was not in a hurry, but opened the PPT and told everyone about the plot and character settings of this movie.
And there is a great animated movie about daddy, and Han Qiu has one in his mind.
That is: "Despicable Me"!
This is a story between a despicable villain who does nothing evil and three innocent and kind little girls.
The plot is also very simple, that is, the big bad guy adopted three children one day, and then a series of ridiculous stories occurred. In the end, the big bad guy is moved by the three treasures and turns to the right.
In the previous life, the box office of this movie squeezed into the top 30 of the world's total box office list, which can be described as a smash hit and became a generation of classics.
What's more, what's even more exaggerated is that the animated film based on a supporting role in Despicable Me exploded at the box office.
directly rushed into the top 15 of the global box office, and it is the second place in the history of animated films!
And this supporting role that has left a deep impression on audiences all over the world, and even makes Despicable Me more famous than the protagonists.....
Minions!
A silly, cute, short, cartoon character in bib pants like a yellow capsule.
Some of them have only one eye, and some have two eyes. But they can do everything, they can do scientific research, they can cook, they can be nannies, they can drive, they can fly planes, they can sell cute, and they can be funny.
There are only the unthinkable, and there is almost nothing they can't do.
These wonders are the hero's support army, and they are also the biggest guarantee for the box office of the movie!
When everyone present saw the Minion character, their eyes couldn't help but widen.
Belch... What the hell is this yellow sausage? It's fun to look at.
"Director Han, is this your new idea?" Lin Xiaotian swallowed his saliva, cough cough, it's really a daddy animation.
"Yes, is there any problem?" Han Qiu hugged his arms and said with a smile.
"The plot and story are pretty good, it's funny, and it's heartwarming, but what kind of creatures are these Minions?"
"They are ancient single-celled creatures, dating back to the time of the dinosaurs. ”
Ancient creatures... Or unicellular ....
A few black lines appeared above everyone's heads, and the single cell could see it, which was quite stupid. But what the hell are ancient creatures?
Looking at everyone's speechless appearance, Han Qiu waved his hand indifferently: "Oh, don't worry about this, anyway, the Minions are here to be funny and cute." Believe me, in the future they will become the most popular single-celled organisms in the world. ”
These cute little guys seem to be cute, but they are actually a group of "bastards", because their mission from ancient times to the present day is to assist each master to become a big villain, but every time they will mess things up, thus "killing" the owner.
And then all the way to the master of this generation: Gru, who is also the protagonist of Despicable Me.
So, it's not for nothing that Gru will get together with the Minions.
However, the central idea expressed in the movie is that justice will eventually defeat the evil forces, and the bad guys will also get better one day.
I will become a loving daddy.
In the end, Chen Dong and the others still accepted Han Qiu's series of extremely strange settings.
After Han Qiu left, everyone was thinking, can those yellow capsules really help the movie achieve a high box office?
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