Round 36 Live Threshing (1)
"Ah, the beautiful aunt is here, do you want to ssym? Some people hurt their eggs, but some people smiled, and they were very happy to see Chen Lucimi.
Chen Lu is really good to him, taking him to play and buying him things, so good that he can't say anything.
A child is a child after all, and whoever is good to him, he will remember whoever is good.
"Yes, Auntie misses Little Simi so much. Hearing this beautiful aunt, Chen Lu couldn't close her mouth with a smile, took off her sandals and walked into the field barefoot, wanting to hug Simi.
"Don't be a beautiful aunt, the big loaches will run away. Simi was stretching his hand out in the mud, competing with the loach, and hurriedly stopped Chen Lu's next move.
"Yo, sago is so good, you can catch loaches, you poop like your age, and you're still peeing and mud in open crotch pants. Chen Lu touched Simi's head, and while praising the little guy, she didn't forget Hei Yehua.
Ye Hua heard the black line in his head, and really wanted to plug this girl's mouth with mud, Nima actually ruined his brother's incomparably majestic image in his son's mind!
"Pretty auntie, you're not right, when I'm so old, I will help my grandmother do a lot of things, and I'm very good at catching fish. Simi flattened her mouth, stood up and looked at Chen Lu, seriously correcting her mistakes.
Ye Hua was very relieved when he heard this, his son is his son, and his elbow was facing him properly.
"This is your baba bragging and deceiving you, Auntie grew up with your Baba Baba, Auntie knows it very well. Chen Lu was serious and continued to talk nonsense, she was six or seven years younger than Ye Hua.
"Then ......" Simi seemed to believe a little, thought for a while and asked: "Isn't it a beautiful aunt, you used to pee and play with me in the mud? ”
After speaking, Simi still looked proud.
"Ah......h
Chen Lu was directly scorched by his words, I really don't know what to say, and the mud is barely acceptable here, your grandfather's, who has a longer range than whom, Miss Ben is squatting, how can she compare it with the standing one?
His son's words made Ye Hua cry and laugh very much, but looking at Chen Lu's expression, he didn't cry but laughed, and sure enough, one thing descended from one thing!
Ye Qingshan and Lin Lizhi are stomachs hurt with laughter, the baby grandson is terrible, he can't talk at a young age, and he will have it when he grows up.
"Ah, my loaches are gone. ”
Simi stood up and spoke, and then remembered that the loach had not been caught, so he pouted his little buttocks, and his little fingers went down the hole, and there was no doubt that the loach had already taken this opportunity to escape.
"If you run, you will run, and Auntie will take you to catch it together. Chen Lu said with a smile, she didn't dare to be casual anymore, Xiao Simi was too strong, and her cheeky face was ashamed of her words, and she was a little afraid of him.
"No, there are still so many millets that have not been beaten, I have to catch loaches after beating the millet. Simi shook his head.
"Threshing is an adult's business, just let the adults do it, the sago is still young, you can dig the loach. Chen Lu persuaded that she knew that now that the rice was not finished, Ye Hua would definitely not dig loaches with her, so she wittily hit Simi with her idea.
This baby has inherited Ye Hua's excellent genes, and she is handsome, especially the slightly curly hair, which is cute, and the old irons in the live broadcast room are sure to like it.
"Oh?" Simi seemed to believe someone's fool again, tilting her head to look at Chen Lu.
Being looked at like this by the little guy, Chen Lu suddenly had a bad premonition, and secretly said that he was going to suffer.
Sure enough, Simi didn't disappoint her, nodded vigorously and said, "Well, Aunt Mei is right, threshing grain is an adult's business." So, Simi is a child, Simi catches loaches, the beautiful aunt is an adult, and the beautiful aunt goes to threshing the grain. ”
"I, I ......" flickered the little pot friend but was brought into the set by the little pot friend, and was firmly trapped, this is a typical lifting a stone and hitting his own feet, Chen Lu was so depressed.
Your grandfather's, is this Simi crooked? Or is it a big ghost?
Your grandfather's, why did Xiao Yezi create such a freak, it seems that you really can't talk to freaks casually in the future, it's yourself who can't cry, woo.
"Hahahaha...... Come on, Master Chen, are you stepping on the rice machine to thresh the grain, or are you going to give me the grain? Seeing Chen Lu's embarrassment with his son dying, Ye Hua couldn't help laughing, he naturally wouldn't miss such a good opportunity, otherwise he would be so sorry for his son.
"Little leaf, go to your sister's. Chen Lu grinned.
"Go to my sister, go to my sister, anyway, you're my sister too. Ye Hua joked.
Chen Lu was going crazy, he was given to the two armies by Simi in a row, and he was caught by Ye Hua and ridiculed for the loopholes in his words, didn't your grandfather look at the yellow calendar when he went out today?
"Come on, Miss, don't let Simi underestimate you, maybe in the future, he won't call you a beautiful and beautiful aunt, but call you a liar aunt, then your image of the country and the city will be over." Ye Hua continued to tease, looking up and down at this girl's superb equipment, and said with a smile: "Tut, your clothes are really out of print, and now the whole country is out of print." Especially your bag, which is also an out-of-print product, is it an heirloom handed down to you by Hanzhongbo. You can't just take this out, be careful of being targeted, and lock it in the safe, the collection value is very high. ”
"you...... Uncle's little leaves. Chen Lu began to grit her teeth, and the makeup she carefully prepared was actually teased by him like this.
But this girl is very clever, she shook her twist and argued, her big eyes turned twice, and when she had a plan, she immediately changed her eyes and said happily: "Beat the grain, just beat the grain, how simple it is, do you think I won't?"
After speaking, she began to take out things from 'serving the people', mobile phones, selfie artifacts, data cables, power banks, wireless headsets......
"You don't want to live broadcast rice hunting, right?" Ye Hua looked at these things and understood what she was going to do, and immediately felt a little dumbfounded.
"What, isn't it okay? Isn't it just a live broadcast of threshing, what's the big deal, others are still live eating, sleeping and shopping. Chen Lu pursed her lips and smiled proudly.
Entering a certain broadcast platform, she began to tinker, put on a headset, cleared her throat, and pointed the mobile phone on the artifact to this place, and then to there, and said happily: "Ladies, gentlemen, big brothers, big sisters, old iron, good afternoon, everyone, I am your dear sour little pepper, I haven't seen you for more than ten hours, I want to kill you...... I am now in Yanyun Village, Fengming Town, Qingning County, a fishing village with beautiful mountains and rivers and outstanding people...... This is the border of Hunan Province, everyone sees, that is Dongting Lake, spectacular...... I'm threshing rice right now...... This person with a black face is like the bottom of a pot, the one who is picking the baby in the mud is the eldest nephew, and the two over there are my uncle and my aunt, both of whom are my favorite people......"