Chapter 138: Reasons for Fancy Loss

This series of angry scolding shocked everyone, cool, it's so cool!

This is what everyone who loves football wants to say, and even every Chinese wants to say. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

In the past, for various reasons, no one said it happily, or only said something that rubbed the edges, which was not painful or itchy, so everyone was not too touched.

But today Qin Feng said it unscrupulously, and it was so thorough, which made everyone feel extremely happy.

As the cross talk continued, the applause given to him by the audience became more and more intense, and the applause became louder and louder.

And the men's football team is getting darker and darker, and their eyes are getting redder.

The entire training base was filled with vicious curses, and the target was naturally Qin Feng.

……

on stage.

Qin Feng looked at the main camera and said angrily: "I'm sorry, I may really not understand the ball"

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop him: "There's nothing to be sorry for."

Qin Feng stretched his face forward and patted his face with his right hand:

"I'll stretch my face out, just wait here, just wait for the men's football team to fight once, get into the World Cup, even if you can score a goal! You can all come and slap my face, I hope that one day, you can swell my face, then I am willing, I will laugh at you"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide and smiled: "That's a lot of people, yes, it's swollen."

"Hahaha"

Laughter erupted in the auditorium once again.

Qin Feng's words are very encouraging, and listening to them makes people's hearts surge.

Every Chinese fan has this idea.

Can you guys get into the World Cup that day? Can you score the first goal of the Chinese in the World Cup that day?

If there is a day, I believe that all the fans will abandon the previous humiliation and show all their enthusiasm to support you.

But can you shitty do it?

When the men's football players heard Qin Feng's words, they all shut up with pale faces, even those who scolded Qin Feng before also shut up at this time.

They know they can't do it! They don't have the ability, and no one dares to make any bold statements.

"Hit the World Cup, swollen Qin Feng's face!"

I can only watch the live broadcast and secretly luck, keep the insult I received today in my heart, and find an opportunity to take revenge on Qin Feng in the future.

At the end of the live broadcast, they also felt a burst of joy.

Not to mention the men's football team's achievements, they are still dragged like 2580,000, looking like Lao Tzu is the first in the world, they can't touch it, I really don't know where they got this confidence?

Even the leaders in charge of the Zhang Bureau were not less angry with these football masters, and Qin Feng's angry scolding could be regarded as helping them breathe a good sigh of relief.

While the rest of the audience applauded and laughed, their hearts were also very happy, and they scolded so well that they scolded everyone's hearts.

Qin Feng's voice lowered a little, and said with a wry smile: "I have found out, these people used to be Koreanophobia, and now they are globulophobia."

Lin Yang replied disdainfully: "What kind of kick is this!"

"Bang Bang Bang"

There was another round of applause.

The term Koreanophobia has been popular for I don't know how many years, it can be said that it is a pain in the hearts of every fan, everyone hates this word, but it always appears in front of everyone, and there is no way to avoid it!

And Qin Feng mentioned it again now, which immediately aroused the anger of many people against the men's football team.

As for what he said about ballphobia, no one takes it seriously, after all, it is cross talk, and alarmism is inevitable.

When the men's football team heard this, they were so angry that they almost died.

Koreanophobia can be said on the outside world, but inside the men's football team, it's a taboo.

No one would mention it without amusement, it's a common scar on the hearts of all men's football players.

Now it was ruthlessly uncovered by Qin Feng in front of the people of the whole country, and a handful of salt was sprinkled, how could this not make everyone hate it crazy?

The attack did not stop there, but continued to rage.

Qin Feng said helplessly: "I've been tired of hearing all kinds of losing excuses over the years, and I can memorize them."

Lin Yang answered curiously: "Let's hear it"

The audience was also curious, everyone really didn't summarize this.

Qin Feng stretched out his first finger: "The turf is too hard!"

"Hahaha" a laugh rang out.

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "This is a reason"

Qin Feng stretched out his second finger: "The turf is too soft"

The laughter grew louder and louder.

Lin Yang laughed twice: "This is also said in the past."

Qin Feng stretched out his third finger: "The turf is neither soft nor hard"

"Hahaha"

The audience is already bursting into laughter.

Lin Yang smiled in surprise and asked, "Is this a good reason?"

Qin Feng stretched out his fourth finger, and then opened his entire palm: "The opponent is too strong to kick, the opponent is too weak to underestimate the enemy, and the opponent is not strong or weak, resulting in the psychology of wanting to win and being afraid of losing."

When he said this, Qin Feng unconsciously sped up the speed of his speech, and suddenly these reasons became very funny and nonsensical.

"Hahaha"

The audience was already bursting with laughter, and the atmosphere in the entire auditorium was about to explode.

These reasons are so weird, I don't know how the men's football team came up with it.

When the men's soccer players on the live broadcast heard this, they all blushed and wanted to go to the ground.

Even they themselves feel ridiculous to hear these reasons, let alone others!

The leaders of the General Administration also blushed, and Zhang Ju couldn't help but scold:

"This bastard boy is so ruthless! Isn't this a slap in everyone's face!"

The people who ate melons on the live broadcast side also burst into laughter.

"These reasons have really been used, Qin Feng is really awesome, he actually summed this up"

"I'm so well prepared"

"It's too bad, Qin Feng can't afford to mess with this thing! This mouth can kill people!"

"Hahaha, the men's football team's face is swollen and I can't see it, right?"

"It's ridiculous!

"Scold, go on, there are still a lot of filthy things that haven't been scolded"

……

Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "What a messy reason for this!"

Qin Feng said disdainfully:

"Where is this, there are countless strange reasons: rain, snow, hail, the sun is too good, cold, hot, lukewarm, the referee helps them, the referee does not help us, the opponent is too strong, the opponent's technique is too delicate, the goalpost helps them, the opponent's goalkeeper plays BT extraordinary, the stoppage time is too short, the stoppage time is too long, the atmosphere of the away game is not good, the home game interference is too great, the audience does not cheer for us, someone throws grenades into the field、...... , the turtle didn't come back to play and lost, the snow hidden main force, the turtle came back to play and lost, the jet lag didn't come back, the head coach was bad, the fans were bad, and even the team doctor was bad, there are countless reasons"

"Hahaha"

"It's wonderful."

As Qin Feng spoke, the burst of laughter and applause resounded throughout the auditorium and continued.

The hilarious applause on the live broadcast side also continued.

This series of reasons erupted from Qin Feng's mouth like a cannon, and immediately stunned everyone on the scene and the live broadcast end.

It's so awesome, how much Qin Feng hates the men's football team! How shameless the men's football team is!

The men's football team was also shocked, how much effort was spent on the preparation of this product, and the blood feud was nothing more than that!

Of course, these reasons have been used by the men's football team, and they can't refute Qin Feng when he says it, so they can only be pumped by Qin Feng again and again with a black face.

The rest of the sports circles and the leaders of the General Administration looked at the live broadcast screen in shock, this thing is really vicious!

Lin Yang was also dumbfounded, and after Qin Feng finished speaking, he picked up a few seconds: "This is simply ridiculous"

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Two days ago, a friend saw the dispute between me and the men's football team and sent me a message"

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What's the content?"

Qin Feng looked at the camera and said with a smile: "My friend said that when it comes to men's football, it will be hot, and all the people on the field are sissies, and they have been disgusting Chinese fans for decades."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter erupted again, and all the audience went crazy with joy, and some burst out laughing.

In the auditorium and on the live broadcast end, many viewers were staggered by this sentence.

It's so vicious!

When the men's football players heard Qin Feng directly describe them as sissies, they almost died of blood in anger.

When the rest of the sports people heard this, they all sweated and were terrified.

This guy is really ruthless to the extreme, he actually spoils the men's football team so badly, it's crazy!

The leaders of the Sports Bureau were completely stunned, they didn't expect Qin Feng to directly use the word sissy to describe the men's football team!

Qin Feng's family members also had stunned expressions, this is going crazy!

……

Lin Yang laughed twice: "How can this mouth be as poisonous as you, isn't it your brother?"

Qin Feng smiled and pushed Lin Yang's shoulder:

"you, I don't really agree with this friend's words, I criticized him and said, 'How can you insult the sissy so much! This is not right, and the sissy world probably doesn't want you to be like this.'"

"Hahaha"

The laughter was louder, almost blowing off the roof of the auditorium.

The classmates were laughing to tears, slapping the objects around them and their thighs.

The stars and teachers in the front row also laughed crookedly.

"Boom-......"

As soon as this passage ended, the sound of smashing the computer was already heard from the men's football station, followed by countless vicious scoldings.

All the men's soccer players are completely mad.

When everyone in the cross talk world saw this, they couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, it seems that Qin Feng was really merciful in dealing with the cross talk world just now!

Everyone still underestimates the lethality of this product, it's really terrible!

Everyone in Qin Feng's family watched the live broadcast sluggishly.

My aunt muttered to herself, "Is it really okay for Xiaofeng to say this?

My uncle said with a worried face: "And it's still a men's football team, a national team, will there be trouble?"

Aunt: "What can I do if I am in trouble, I have already been scolded, let's see the move"

Uncle wiped his sweat: "This little wind, the mouth is too powerful"

Mom spoke angrily: "This little bastard, I'm really angry, I must clean up when I go back, this stinky temper, why don't you leave any room at all!"

The cousin laughed so much that tears flew into his eyes, but he didn't forget to cheer for Qin Feng: "My brother is too good, come on, scold the men's football team to death."

The cousin also threw herself on the sofa and kicked her legs: "My brother is too powerful, idol!"

……

The laughter in the auditorium was still deafening.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pressed down, his voice lowered slightly, and the performance continued.

Lin Yang laughed and continued, "And this realm?"

Qin Feng also laughed a few times: "I also just heard that it should be established not long ago, why don't I introduce you to join?"

Lin Yang hurriedly shook his hand: "I'd better forget it, it's good to be a man."

"Hahaha"

Burst into laughter again.

When Cong Shan in the audience heard this, she couldn't help but blush and look at the two people on the stage.

Liu Yan was the same, looking at Qin Feng and glaring fiercely.

Qin Feng continued disdainfully: "There are still people who use race as an excuse"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes, there is such a statement"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward:

"You talk about the human race, how can you explain that Japan and South Korea are abusing West Asia every game? Those people can win the game by eating kimchi and mosaics, why can't you win, can you change the recipe?

Lin Yang laughed, forcibly held back and immediately continued: "Is that something that people eat?"

"Hahaha"

The live broadcast was completely blown up, and all the students went crazy laughing.

The joke was a bit disgusting and yellow, and no one on the scene could hold back the laughter.

It's the same with the live stream, where everyone laughs out loud.

The boys in the auditorium burst into laughter while clapping the armrests of their chairs and the backs of their chairs in front of them.

The female classmates now understand the meaning of eating mosaics, and they all blushed and lowered their heads and burst into laughter.

The same is true of many female stars in the front row, everyone's faces are completely blushing, and they are lying on their laps with their heads down and laughing to death.

These women, big and small, kept scolding Qin Feng while laughing.

"It's really a stinky hooligan, I can't forget to say meat jokes, and it's so disgusting"

Sister Fei and Han Ru each stretched out a hand to grab Liu Yan's arm, laughing while frantically denouncing Qin Feng.

"Fuck your boyfriend! this joke is so hooligan, it's shameless."

Liu Yanna can still manage this, at this time, she can't wait to find a dress to cover herself directly, and the lower head is about to be planted on the floor.

"It's so embarrassing, how can I see people"

The men's soccer team was almost disgusted to death by this joke.

Everyone can imagine that from this moment on, this joke will immediately spread widely, and it will surely become a classic joke that ridicules and scolds the men's football team in the future.

Listening to the continuous hilarious laughter in the live broadcast, everyone in the men's football team has a feeling of self-shame.

"Bang-!-!"

There were a few more loud noises in the hallway, apparently someone had smashed their computer again.

Then all kinds of vicious scolding resounded throughout the station.

While everyone was scolding Qin Feng angrily, they were also scolding Li Yufeng and Shen Yi in their hearts.

You guys are really full, how can you provoke such a living Hades!

Zhang Ju and other leaders watched the live broadcast, and everyone was stunned.

Then there was a smile that could not be concealed, and soon the laughter came from their respective homes, which was extremely hearty and cheerful.

While the rest of the sports people laughed, they all felt a chill.

The joke is so damaging that it's disgusting.

Now many people are a little sympathetic to the men's football team, how could they provoke such a vicious and vicious stinky hooligan, and as a result, they incurred such a tragic revenge.

The Internet is even more completely explosive.

"Qin Feng's goods are too damaged, this can't disgust the men's football team to death."

"Awesome, I've never seen such a crazy person as Qin Feng, who can scold the national brand team like this, bold!"

"Eat mosaics, damn it! I'm sick to death"

"Another classic joke, this guy is so funny, how many classic jokes have you dedicated today"

"It's really not counted, anyway, every sentence of this scolding of the national football team is a classic"

"Hahaha, I support changing the recipe for the men's football team"

"Hahaha, you guys are disgusting"

"Looking forward to more classic content, Qin Feng is mighty"

…… (To be continued.) )