【First Update】

Wearing a painter's hat, an electronic keyboard in front of him, a Bordeaux sheepskin drum next to him, several plastic buckets to buckle luggage, and a small plastic box in front of him, containing five pieces of odd and medium. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The uncle bites the Nanmu pipe in his mouth, plays "Nobody Sleeps Tonight" happily, jolts his body with the rhythm, smiles and looks at the passers-by, occasionally pedestrians throw change into the plastic box, he will nod his head happily and thank you, and then happily play a few playful notes out.

Smile knowingly.

Kun Ge, who was carrying blue ribbon champagne, stood in front of a group of performing stalls, walked around for a while, and stood still in front of this good-looking uncle.

followed by Zhao Ying, who was barefoot.

This stupid woman actually followed like this, even if there was a traffic police station fifty meters in front of her, didn't she want to call the police?

"Hello, uncle!"

Brother Kun grinned and waved his hand.

Then he squatted in front of the banknote basin and shook his head: "Too little." Uncle, you can't make money by performing like this. ”

Chen Kun looked up at the old gentleman and said.

The old gentleman stopped playing and sat on an upside-down plastic bucket: "How many are how much." ”

"Then why don't you make more money when you can make more money?"

Chen Kun wondered.

"That's a lot. ”

"I have an idea, and I guarantee that there will be more people to reward!"

Chen Kun smiled: "I'm a professional." ”

The old gentleman looked him up and down, stunned for a long time.

Chen Kun stood up and looked at himself, his wet pants were dry, which was really unsightly.

"Tonight the image was a bit bad. ”

Mr. Smith finally figured out the problem.

So he handed the champagne in his hand: "Uncle, do you want to drink champagne?"

"Blue Ribbon?"

The uncle was wearing a vest, and from under a plastic bucket, he took out a small bag, which contained a long-legged glass, he poured one-fifth of the amount into the cup, and then curled his tongue and tasted the horse urine that Boss Chen had swallowed from the cow.

"Hmm...... Very good. ”

This old man's white beard is well trimmed, and when he takes off the painter's hat, at first glance it is Sean Connery, much more handsome than Sean Connery, because his figure is very slender, his skin is not saggy, and his eyes are more bright.

"Thank you, thank you for the blue ribbon. ”

An uncle with excellent cultivation.

Raise your glass and smile to thank Chen Kun.

Mr. Smith scratched the back of his head in shame: "You're polite, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not be stabbed......"

"What are you talking about?"

Zhao Ying almost wanted to squirt blood, of course she could see that this uncle with a good temperament could not come out to perform for money, he was purely entertaining himself and adjusting his life, and there were such people everywhere in Shanghai.

But after the appearance of the vulgar Boss Chen, a kind of collapsed vulgar atmosphere immediately reversed this very good impression into such a situation.

This is the legendary aura?

Zhao Ying was thinking about this question at this moment.

"Give. ”

The old man took out a pair of obviously unworn new cotton slippers from under a plastic bucket and put them in front of Zhao Ying.

"Thank you, thank you......"

Zhao Ying's face turned red, and it was obvious that she was still barefoot.

Boss Chen smirked, squatted down and opened a plastic bucket: "Hey...... It's really godly, there is something when you turn over a bucket, uncle, you are performing magic. ”

"Hahahaha...... yes, I'm a magician. ”

The old man said with a smile, and then asked Chen Kun: "You just said that you can make more money, so how do you make it?"

When Chen Kun heard the old man say this, his eyes suddenly came to his senses, he slapped his chest, and said proudly: "I'm a professional! Don't worry! Look at me! Within two hours, I promise to earn more than you are now!"

He flicked his hands: "Eh, where is my high-end suit? Who stole my high-end suit?! I bought it for more than 10,000 yuan, and I only have one!"

"Your clothes!"

"Why are you still here,? took my clothes and didn't say a word. ”

Chen Kun rolled his eyes and shouted, "Get out!"

"You!"

Zhao Ying was angry, and was about to get angry, but he thought that without him, he couldn't break the siege. Just, because of his own BlackBerry...... And he was also attacked on his chest, lifted his skirt, and peeped into his bottoms...... This kind of terrible thing can happen to me.

The girl who has been rich for so many years has been so embarrassed that she wants to die.

"Women are troublesome creatures. ”

Chen Kun sighed, then turned his head to look at the old gentleman: "Uncle, did you say what I said right?"

"Hahahaha...... That's right, that's right, you see, didn't a scientist say that women are more mysterious than the universe?"

Stephen William Hawking, Professor of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics, University of Cambridge, UK. ”

"Huh?"

Stephen William Hawking said. ”

"You studied physics?"

"As soon as I graduated from college, I was an assistant mechanical engineer. ”

Boss Chen patted his chest and said ostentatiously.

Then he asked the old gentleman, "Sir, do you know how many songs you play?"

"Well, it's okay. ”

"Will the Lovelorn Front Alliance play it......?

"There is a fairy wife at home?"

"Yes, yes, that's it. ”

Chen Kun laughed, "It's good to be able to play, come, I'll teach my uncle how to make money today." ”

As he spoke, he took the Bordeaux sheepskin drum and put it in front of him, and sat on an upside-down plastic bucket, and the old gentleman also found it interesting and came out with a microphone.

One old and one young, one high and one low, the image is quite unique.

The old man is mainly handsome, handsome and handsome, more than many young people can't help but look at it, because the feeling of wind and frost experience is there, and the handsome and chic that the years have not been able to invade is the most satisfying.

Boss Chen's ...... Lu Zhishen, Li Kui, Liu Tang, Lin Chong, Wu Song...... It's not a good thing anyway.

This guy looked at the outfit on his body, white shirt?

No way!

It's too rigid.

After that, he tore off half of his sleeves, and the entire white shirt looked a lot torn, and two strips of cloth were torn off his body, and the effect of the hole suddenly came out.

The old gentleman laughed: "Interesting, then, start now?"

"Don't worry, listen to me beat the beat, and then let's go. ”

Chen Kun smiled, his thighs clamped the sheepskin drum, and then the palms of his two hands beat the sheepskin drum, listening to the sound, he almost knew how much strength he should use.

Bang Bang Bang ......

"One, two, three, four, uncle, walking. ”

Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock......

The extremely rhythmic sound of the drums came out, and the sound came out of the entrance of the flower bed, and those who walked looked back at this strange combination.

"Hey, stinky, give the microphone to Lao Tzu!"

Boss Chen commanded Zhao Ying domineeringly, the old virgin was furious, and was about to have a seizure, but finally gritted her teeth and actually gave him the microphone at a good angle.

"She always left her phone number and never asked me to take her home. I've heard that you've been in love with her before, and you've been just as ......"

Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock......

"You said you couldn't pretend to be chic, but you told me not to give up on her too soon. ”

Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock......

"Talking about the past as a myth, two **** are the same stupid ......"

The uncle's eyes widened: This word is wrong, right?

Zhao Ying's face turned green when she held the microphone, which is too embarrassing!

The lyrics are obviously "and laugh at each other's same stupidity", but it turned out to be sung as "two **** are the same stupid".

Uncle played the theme song of "There is a Fairy Wife in the Family" with the rhythm of Boss Chen, and it is said that when the grasshopper sang this song, I don't know how many hardships were forced to nod and sway along with this song.

The grasshopper was not there, but the wild singing of the helmsman Chen made the entrance of the entire line 1 flower bed vibrate, and the other side of the road poked his head to this side.

This voice is a bit interesting, I think back then, Boss Chen was also the one who sang a song at the comic convention rehearsal, a poison shocked the group house, so that the chick Kana Mizumi also understood what interaction is, what entertainment is, what is performance, and what is into the play.

Injecting your own personality into your own singing, no matter what kind of performance it is, it will come alive, and that feeling will never be erased.

And this [Lovelorn Front Alliance] is definitely a nostalgic popular classic song, not only because there is a fairy wife in the family, the meaning of the song itself may not be profound at the beginning, but with the continuous change of society, as more and more men fall into the pit of women, the final exposition of a social reality is enough to continue.

Because of lovelorn men, there will always be no shortage of men chasing the woman they love, and there will be no shortage of such men for ten, twenty, fifty, and one hundred years.

The reason why a classic becomes a classic is not that it sounds good, but that the connotation should go beyond the level of exaggerated entertainment, and the connotation and personality should be integrated into it, so a popular song will become a classic.

On the positive side, Dongying songs from the sixties, seventies and eighties emerged one after another, while on the negative side, the acceleration of the entertainment industry in South Korea after entering the 21st century led to the problem that almost all new songs could not withstand 18 months of torture.

Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock......

“…… Find a way to admit that you have lost your love, and let me have a good vacation, when I accidentally think of her again......"

"Just draw a cross in your memory~~~"

A decorated desolate uncle was beating the Bordeaux sheepskin drum, a handsome uncle was playing the electronic piano with a smile and a beautiful woman with smooth skin and bright and moving lips held the microphone for the mad uncle.

Such a combination...... Why are you waiting for if you don't take pictures with your phone?

Give money first!

Ten pieces.

Twenty.

Five pieces.

One piece of three.

Two cents ...... Are you sorry?

A few animals standing there smiled happily and said, "Haha, it's very interesting." ”

"Interesting. ”

In the box where the money was put in, it was just a cycle of singing, and there were two hundred more. After a while, one of the people who stood there threw over a fifty, and then squatted there to give Boss Chen a few close-ups......

"Go back and spread it online!haha!"

Zhao Ying's eyes widened, she seemed to have heard something strange? (To be continued.) )