In the guest room, Lao Bai directly blocked Tong Shi.

The stone suddenly got up: "What? Flower thief?! ”

That expression is even more wronged than Dou E.

"Don't get excited, it's just a suspicion now, and I haven't given you the final verdict yet. Come on, come on... You sit down and settle down first, don't be startled......" Lao Bai hugged his arms and condescendingly interrogated his brother-in-law: "Stone, brother-in-law asked you, what is the matter with your official boots?" ”

"Officer boots? Official boots were given by my father! Jadeite, my mother set it by hand! Questions? ”

Lao Bai touched his nose and took a square step, "Then I'll ask you again, your ears...... What's going on? ”

As he spoke, Lao Bai stretched out his hand and directly grinned at the stone. But even so, the stone was still hard-mouthed: "This... This is what I accidentally knocked while walking, what's wrong? ”

"Knock? Okay, come, knock me another one, knock on the back of the ear, knock one! Knock one! ”

The stone jumped to the side in fright, and then shouted, "Don't push me! ”

Lao Bai was dismissive of his clamour: "What's the matter? Do you want to make your tiger claw fist with me again? ”

"I'm in a different shape now...... The black tiger digs out the heart, and the white crane spreads its wings! As he spoke, he also put on two nondescript flower shelves.

"Look at your monkey-like appearance, and the white crane? Is the next trick to grease the soles of your feet? ”

Tong Shi immediately jumped to the door, and then smiled proudly at Lao Bai: "Brother-in-law, take care!" I'll explain it to you later, and apologize to my sister for me! ”

After saying that, he slipped out of the guest room directly.

"Hey, this kid, it's really not worry-free......"

。。。。。。

On the street, Bai Zhantang, who is excellent in light skills, blocked the way of the stone.

"Run, where do I see you fleeing?"

Tong Shishi poked his head behind Lao Bai and said, "Alas, sister, why are you here?" ”

took advantage of Lao Bai's efforts to turn around, and ran away.

Lao Bai's reaction was still very fast, and in the blink of an eye, he threw himself at the stone, and then twisted his arm to grab him.

"Good boy, dare to run, be careful of me, Tong Shi, I warn you, if you continue to make such nonsense, I will really send you to the yamen!"

Seeing that there was no hope of escaping, Tong Shishi immediately remembered the time they spent together last time they came to give the dowry, so he grinned, and then took out a silver ticket with his still free arm, "Brother-in-law...... I have two hundred taels of silver here. ”

Bai Zhantang coughed dryly, looked around, and found that there was no one on the street, "You are bribing me." ”

"What do you mean by bribery? It's called condolences – thank you for taking care of my sister! As he spoke, this kid directly stuffed the silver ticket into Lao Bai's arms.

Bai Zhantang immediately smiled sneakily, it was very good, so the hand holding the stone also spread. "Tsk! It's all your own people, so you're welcome. Then he leaned into the stone and whispered, "Where can I exchange it?" ”

"Any money bank, ticket number, can be exchanged for cash."

"Thank you......" After speaking, Lao Bai dragged the stone and walked back.

"Hey, hey, let me go."

"You still can't go."

"Then you give me back the money!"

"What else!" Lao Bai twisted the arm that the stone stretched out.

Tong Shi saw that he had lost his wife and broken his soldiers, and he couldn't help but get anxious, "Hey, hey, let go of me, I'm biting..."

Lao Bai hurriedly dodged the iron teeth and copper teeth of the stone, and then hated that iron is not steel and taught him a lesson: "You are also in your twenties, you don't think about yourself, you also think about your father, your mother, and your sister!" ”

Shi naturally knew why Lao Bai said this, but there was also a "legitimate" reason for what he did: "I didn't do anything to conceive anything!" I went into those boudoirs just to find someone. ”

Faced with this kind of reason, do you guess Lao Bai will believe it?

didn't spit on his face, all for his sister's face!

"Who are you fooling? The streets are full of people, who are you looking for in the boudoir? ”

"Didn't I find it?" Shi calmed down for a moment, and then began to tell the cause and effect of this incident: "Brother-in-law, the last time I walked the dart, I passed by Eighteen Mile Pu, and I met a girl while eating in the Drunken Immortal Building, oops! That girl looks good, tsk......"

Lao Bai directly stretched out his thumb to wipe the saliva from the corner of the stone's mouth, "You say it, don't be a fool." ”

"It's really good, hey, it looks ...... Very virtuous and gentle...... It's completely different from the girls I've seen before! ”

As soon as Lao Bai heard that it was a major event related to his brother-in-law's life, he hurriedly asked:

"What did that girl do?"

"Miscellaneous, but very professional, everything is done in an orderly manner, but the boss treats him badly, and even beats and scolds, I really can't stand it, so I quarrel with him for a few sentences, and then ......"

"And then what's wrong?"

"Smash that drunken immortal building for him! I went again the next day, and when I inquired, I found out that the girl had been fired because of me. ”

Now Lao Bai basically understands what's going on, although there are extenuating circumstances, but this kind of behavior is very shameful, very shameful! And according to the law of the Ming Dynasty, if you enter the boudoir without permission, you will have to be in the army.

"I just wanted to tell her in person, to say I'm sorry. However, I didn't know where she was, so I started looking around...... From Eighteen Mile Shop, to Zuojiazhuang, and then from Zuojiazhuang to Qixia Town, anyway, all the boudoirs, I went in. ”

"Okay, if you enter someone's room without permission, it's a crime."

"I had permission to knock on the door every time I entered, and then they said, 'Please come in,' and I dared to go in."

"Then you can't everyone say please come in, right?"

As soon as he said this stone, he became angry, and he couldn't help touching his ears. "There are also those who don't say it, but tonight I met a woman, and she didn't say anything, so she asked me, 'Who?' I said, 'Me! ’。 She said, 'Tsk! Dead ghost, why did you come and make the family wait all night...'"

"And then?"

Then she opened the door and hugged me and kissed me...... And finally - scratch me. ”

"Scratch you?"

The stone immediately pulled his ears to show Lao Bai, "Look at it, let her scratch it." The eldest sister is too ruthless. ”

Lao Bai immediately pushed him away, "The girl you like doesn't have any characteristics?" ”

"Anyway, no matter what, just one sentence - 'Let me come!' , brother-in-law, what are you laughing at? I'm serious! ”

Lao Bai has only one sentence in his heart at the moment, it is really a coincidence that he can't write a book. The stone is his brother-in-law, and Wushuang is not an outsider, they all know the roots, and the two really want to make a couple, which can be regarded as a good marriage.

It's just that as the saying goes, the newcomer hugs the bed, the matchmaker throws it over the wall, Lao Bai is such a chicken thief, kicking people and pulling red ropes, being a big matchmaker, how can you get some benefits.

So Lao Bai smiled: "Stone, brother-in-law asks you, do you want to see this girl?" ”

"Yes, I want to do it so much."

"Then you ...... two hundred taels of silver."

Naturally, the stone knows how to answer: "It's yours!" After the flower is finished, I will take care of it. ”

This is a great joy for all.

"Well said, well said...... Stone, my brother-in-law told you that this girl's name is Wushuang, and I will take you to see her early tomorrow morning. ”

"Really? Can you, brother-in-law, Ana—"

"—two kind words for you!"

"Oh, brother-in-law, don't say anything, it's all up to you! Hey hey...."

So a deal was made in secret.