The original tense and depressing atmosphere in the room suddenly broke out because of a fart from She Shangguo:

After the young man who stood up was threatened, his face was full of anger, and he took out his phone and pointed at She Shangguo and said evilly:

"Okay, good! Sure enough, it's a gang of swaggering and deceitful little gangsters, who dare to be presumptuous in front of the Huang family in my Star City! You wait...... Lao Tzu, this is going to detain you!"

After saying that, he angrily dialed the phone in his hand.

Although Huang Xinxing was also angry with the young man's tone and wording, before he could persuade him, She Shangguo had already stirred up the whole scene!

Seeing that the young man made a call, Huang Xinxing quickly knelt in front of the oldest old man, and said anxiously:

"Uncle, I'm really looking for an elder from the Dao Sect, but don't let my second cousin mess around, it's great to offend them!"

I sighed secretly when I heard this, Huang Xinxing's words were too tasteless, and he tried his best to persuade his own people to stop and push us to the forefront, which simply added fuel to the fire!

It seems that this kid still lacks experience, and is almost just a master of eating, drinking, and having fun......

Sure enough, after listening to Huang Xinxing's words, several people stood up behind the sofa at the same time, and accused Huang Xinxing angrily:

"Xiaoxing, how can you talk to your uncle! No matter how much our Xingcheng Huang family says it, it is also a famous family, how can we depreciate our identity so much!"

"Good boy, you really have stiffened wings, and you don't even pay attention to the patriarch of the uncle, don't you? Second brother, you call and invite people from the local public security department and government departments to ask if this place can accommodate such swaggering garbage!"

"Xiaoxing, don't complain about your cousin! We are all very anxious when the third uncle is sick, but you can't listen to people to be confused and deceived by others! Look at these two people, one is wearing a strange dress in the middle of nowhere...... The clothes on the other one are all torn, black and black, tsk! I said that you can't pay attention to your image if you run the rivers and lakes, if you want to deceive me, the Huang family has to find a mirror to look at yourself!"

"Second cousin Hee-hee, you think too highly of them, and they are still image-oriented, I think they are beggars at all, I don't know how much ecstasy soup has been poured into Xiaoxing these days, it's almost the end of the year, and I want to cheat some New Year's goods, isn't Hee-hee......"

......

Except for the young man in the white shirt who stood up first when we entered the room, everyone in the room, including Huang Xinxing's eldest brother, accused Huang Xinxing in a stern tone, and all of them complained about me and She Shangguo by the way, and the lively atmosphere in the room suddenly reached a climax!

And was surrounded in the center of the living room, like the target of the public, She Shangguo, but at this time, it was like Zhuge possessed and began to fight with the crowd!

He stepped on the coffee table with one foot, crossed his waist with one hand and pointed at the young men with the other, and scolded:

"What the fuck are you dragging on! Uncle Lao Tzu can deign to come over and show you, that's the Pengsheng Guanyin sending off the son! And swaggering, what did Lao Tzu lie to you? Is it to lie to the two taels of loose pork belly on your waist, or the three tender hairs in your armpits?"

"And you! went out with a quilt, and dare to say that Lao Tzu's clothes are strange? Your quilt is off the line and faded, but be careful, but don't break it, beckoning Lao Tzu to make mistakes!"

The more She Shangguo talked, the more energetic he became, and I was amused by the sentence "Guanyin sends a child"!

That's who he really is, hahaha!

Lao Tzu is a Taoist priest, and he has a Tai Chi Mirror, a Yin-Yang Mirror, a Ruler Mirror, a Bagua Mirror, a Demon Mirror, and a mirror...... It's far worse than the black cult in Miao Jiang!"

She Shangguo said that he was rising, and casually took out a few bronze mirrors and put them on the coffee table.

"What, do I want to borrow you a mirror to look at? It's not expensive, borrow 30,000 a day, borrow a week to give you a discount—500,000! Hahahaha......"

He pointed to the last woman to speak, and I hurriedly stepped forward to grab him, and said softly:

"Okay, that's enough! Your blow is too wide, take it when you see it!"

She Shangguo snorted twice, and after putting away his legs, he stood beside me and stopped talking.

But the power of his words just now was still there, and I saw that the young men and women were so angry that their faces were flushed, and they urged the second child to call someone.

I saw that everyone was anxious, and it was time for my heart to say, so I clapped my hands to attract everyone's attention, lifted the evil qi to my throat, smiled and whispered slowly:

"The world laughs haha, why are you competing for fame and fortune. It's better to go back to the Great Dao and be carefree and immortal!"

For a while, the echoes in the room reverberated layer by layer, although it was not deafening, but it made everyone stunned.

Then everyone's noise slowly calmed down, and the second child forgot to call.

The chanting gradually stopped for a moment, and the room was quiet again.

At this time, the old man sitting in the middle of the sofa suddenly spoke:

"Chief, please be seated!"

The voice is loud and majestic, and there is a bit of the military temperament of Huang Lao.

There are three kinds of people I admire in my life: one is a soldier, the second is a scientist, and the third is a doctor!

Seeing that he asked to be seated, I nodded and pulled a chair over from them, sitting directly across from them, staring at the three old men on the sofa calmly.

In folk families, the older generation has a lot of authority, and can even exercise the power of their parents on their behalf.

Don't look at these young people's quick tongues, but the key thing is to listen to these three old people, so I basically turn a blind eye to them!

Huang Xinxing saw that I was holding down the field, wiped the cold sweat on his head, stood up and walked next to me, and introduced to me: Fun recitation of small books

"Elder Chen, this is my uncle, vice chairman of the Guangzhou Provincial Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference!"

He looked at the old man sitting on both sides and said:

"These two, one is my second uncle, and the other is my fourth uncle...... They are all here for my father's illness, please don't take what happened to me to heart!"

It turned out to be a politician, seeing that he was over sixty years old, sitting on the soft sofa and still straightening his back, he must have also been a soldier!

I gestured to the three old men, and said to Huang Xinxing:

"It's okay, you don't have to care! If the folk Taoist can't even pass this level, then how can you drive away evil spirits and eliminate demons?"

"Hahahaha!

After listening to me, the old man in the middle stood up with a smile, paced a few steps around the coffee table, and said while thinking:

"Xiaodao Chief, Huang doesn't want to ask you about your teacher, and I don't want to know why Xiaoxing found you! But before looking at Huang's third brother, I have a question I want to ask, if you can satisfy Huang, whether you can be optimistic about my third brother or not, double the honorarium - give it all!?"

As soon as these words came out, the young men and women behind them whispered, and after a while, one of the slightly older young men spoke up:

"Dad, this can't be done! We don't know how much honorarium Xiaoxing promised him, so I'm afraid that I will be fooled if I am so rash!"

Then, another person stepped forward, but it was the girl who had just said that our clothes were in tatters, and she frowned and said:

"Uncle, look at the two of them, the Taoist robe is not like the Taoist robe and the clothes are strange, you have to be more careful, there are liars everywhere these days!"

The old gentleman Huang raised his eyes and looked at the slightly older young man, who shrunk his neck and retreated into the crowd, and then said to the girl:

"Xiaoli is right! Uncle is going to test them, as long as you have real skills, even if you don't take a good look at your third uncle, I will admit it, uncle, and I should make friends!"

The girl who was called Xiaoli pursed her lower lips, but finally softly answered yes and retreated.

Huang Xinxing, who was standing next to me, saw this, his face that had been bitter finally relaxed, and he looked at me with expectation, presumably after seeing me shoot twice, he was full of confidence in me!

At this time, Huang Xinxing's eldest brother standing at the window spoke up.

He came over with a wine glass, looked me up and down with a flirtatious face, and said:

"I listen to my uncle......! But Xiaoxing, in front of you, if he can't satisfy us, then the two of them must take off their clothes and get out of here naked today!"

When Huang Xinxing heard this, his face became bitter again, and he looked at Mr. Huang as if asking for help!

Before Mr. Huang could say anything, he saw She Shangguo next to me patting his chest and saying:

"Okay! Lao Tzu agreed! Actually, I don't need my uncle to make a move, I also have a rough passage method, if I can't satisfy you, I don't even wear pants, I can run naked three times in the garden outside!!"

As soon as I heard this, I thought to myself—it's broken!

How can this kid talk but have no brains, we should bargain when people bid! Why did you add the price......

Thinking about it, I hurriedly took a step back and motioned for me to keep my distance from him, this kid must have forgotten Elder He's instructions, and wanted to rush forward whenever he had the opportunity to show his face, and he didn't leave me a little right to speak as an uncle!

"Uncle Shi, yes!"

She Shangguo said with his left hand and wanted to pull me, but found that I didn't know when I stepped back and looked at me blankly.

"Hahahaha!"

Huang Xinxing's eldest brother laughed when he saw this, and lit him with a wine glass.

"Look at it, even your own uncle doesn't have confidence, and you dare to say crazy things! Hahahaha laughed at me to death!"

She Shangguo was aggrieved and aggrieved, looking at me at a loss for what to do, and finally stomped his foot and took a step back, panting and silent.

I was secretly happy that I had to teach him a lesson!

It's okay to speak wildly, but now the target is a group of ordinary people, and there are also old people, which is not in line with the traditional virtues of the Daomen, and when Elder He knows it, he will not be angry with me?

I ignored Huang Xinxing's provocation and ridicule, and said to Mr. Huang:

"Okay! Mr. Huang is full of words, although the trail is young, it will not be weak, I am famous for the three realms, please advise!"

Mr. Huang nodded approvingly and said:

"Xiaodao Chang is open-minded and open-minded, rare and rare!Okay, my question is very simple, Huang I like to watch "Journey to the West", we might as well have a - guess the partition, how about it?"

I've seen "Journey to the West", and the partition guesses - that is, guessing what is inside through a wooden board or cabinet.

In fact, this is not out of the realm of Taoism, the number of spells and I Ching can be guessed according to the direction of the five elements, the different numbers of plum blossoms, and the magic power similar to the Tianyan of the Daomen!

The topic is quite simple!

Can...... But damn it, I don't know how to do it......