Round 8 Someone's capitalized embarrassment
The breeze is gentle, and the autumn mood is getting stronger.
In the weather in October, the meaning of autumn is becoming more and more obvious, and the autumn tiger is like the grasshopper after the autumn, and after jumping for a while, it is always yang ~ impotence.
Some people like spring, the temperature is warmer, all kinds of waste are waiting to be revived, and it is full of vitality. There are also people who like autumn, autumn is high and cool, and there is a scene of harvest everywhere, which is really gratifying.
Ye Hua also likes this autumn, likes this harvest season, likes this cool climate, likes not to blow the air conditioning fan, and covers the thin quilt to take a nap beautifully.
He slept after picking up the dozens of catties of fish with his mother, and when he was sleeping soundly and dreaming of bubbling, the mobile phone rang, and he called.
"Huazi, where are you fishing in the morning?"
On the other end of the phone, Ye Qingshan was a little embarrassed and a little crazy.
Yes, he is going to go crazy.
He and Liu Tiangen each drove a boat, brought a few sticky nets, and also brought a trawl net dozens of meters long, and roared into the lake. This time, they are working together and sharing a record.
Thinking that Ye Hua's half-hung level of fishing is so huge, this makes the two professionals full of confidence, and they feel that if they pull a few nets casually, the harvest can be bursting, plus the catch of sticky nets, not to mention more, it is not a big problem to be two or three times more than Ye Hua in the morning.
I never thought that the two of them had been out of the lake for two or three hours now, and the nets were recognized as good fishing spots for Tibetan fish, but one net after another, dragging three nets in succession, Amitabha, the catch was miserable.
The two were dumbfounded, looking at each other, both seeing the disbelief in each other's eyes.
"Qingshan, this, what's the situation?" both of them were speechless, the two boats got together, and Liu Tiangen asked depressedly while smoking a cigarette.
"How do I know what's going on?" Ye Qingshan sat on the boat, not speechless, but about to vomit blood, I really couldn't understand that his own kid was tossing around blindly and the cabin was full of explosions, he and Liu Tiangen, two old rivers and lakes that have been crisscrossing the East Court for decades, dragged on for a few hours, just a few fart fish, Nima, how scientific is this?
"Why don't you ask Xia Huazi and see where he did it in the morning?" I really can't figure it out, he can fight so much, and the two of us ...... instead" Liu Tiangen didn't know what to say.
"Okay, I'll ask the cub. Ye Qingshan took out his mobile phone and dialed Ye Hua's number with some embarrassment.
To tell the truth, he was really embarrassed to ask Ye Hua, whether this has nothing to do with Ye Hua and whether his son has nothing to do with it, the key is what level that guy is, what level is he? The most important thing is that today is not less about fishing, saying that he laughs at him and that...... Now go and ask him, where is the old face?
The reason why he still asked hard, Ye Qingshan also figured it out, saying that if he was busy working in the afternoon, he would go back with a few catties of fish, and he was afraid that he would be even more unbearable with this face.
"Dad, how is your harvest? Is there so much fish that the net bursts? Do you want me to come over and get the fish back first? By the way, I will bring you two net pockets?"
Ye Hua's conscience was really bad, and he pretended to be stupid and teased him like this, fortunately Ye Qingshan didn't know the truth, otherwise he would have to clean him up when he came back.
"This, that ......" Ye Qingshan's sweat flowed like a waterfall, Ye Hua's words made him want to plunge into the water, and he would never see anyone again, he was really ashamed.
He turned on hands-free, and Liu Tiangen also felt hot on his face when he heard it, and he really felt shameless.
Ye Qingshan touched his head, his eyes rolled around, and said, "Well, no need Huazi, the main task of me and your Uncle Tian Gen today is to touch the fish in the lake and think about it for the long term." I didn't do much to do it, so I tried the water a little and got a few. ”
Liu Tiangen on the other side gave him a thumbs up, this egg is good and level, so there is no need to worry about face now. Expert-level characters, it's normal to touch the fish first.
"Oh, that's right...... My morning's fish were all in the area of Smoky Hills. Feeling the embarrassment of his own Lao Tzu, and hearing his words of self-seeking steps, Ye Hua almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and he didn't continue to squeeze and be funny, after all, it was his own Lao Tzu, so he had to stop in moderation, and let him know that it was wrong to look down on his son.
"Okay, you know, you can get busy. ”
Ye Qingshan hung up the phone, let out a long sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his head, and scolded with a smile: "This rabbit cub has embarrassed Lao Tzu...... Go to Tiangen and go to Yanshan Island to touch the fish. ”
"Let's go, let's go. Liu Tiangen responded.
"Hahahaha......" The two looked at each other and laughed, the meaning of the smile was too obvious.
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"Hahahahaha...... "At home, Ye Hua couldn't hold back anymore after all, and his stomach hurt when he leaned forward and backwards with laughter.
The sleepiness was gone, Ye Hua got up and started to work, first wrote a resignation report, mailed it to the relevant leaders of the school, and then took a firewood knife, a pair of ropes, and a few snakeskin bags out of the door, and came to the mountains not far from the village.
The same name as the village, Yanyun Mountain.
This mountain is not big or small, it is not small or small, it is several miles larger horizontally and several miles longitudinally.
Animals like to live in the mountains and waters, because of the existence of Dongting Lake, there are still many wild animals in the mountains. There used to be tigers, leopards, wolves, and other fierce beasts, but in that era, people did not have the concept of rare animals to protect, only knew that these things were scourges, hurting people and animals, and sudden light was the king.
Based on this, the fierce beasts of Yanyun Mountain have long disappeared.
However, there are still many rabbits, pheasants, and various water birds, and wild boars, but for various reasons, there are very few.
The purpose of Ye Hua's entry into the mountains is not for wild meat, but for wild fruits.
Sour dates, wild chestnuts, wild kiwi fruit, sugar pits, which are not the best fruits, are rare to buy with money.
Every time he went home on National Day, he would go to the mountains, pick a lot of wild fruits, and take them to the school to share with his colleagues, which was very popular.
More than two hours later, Ye Hua returned to the house with a few half large bags of wild fruits.
Coincidentally, he entered the house with his back foot, and Ye Qingshan followed his heel.
"Dad, how about the catch? Do you want me to go to the dock to pick it?" Ye Hua asked seriously, as for whether he had good intentions or not, only he knew by himself.
"I said that I went mainly to touch the fish, do you want to pick it?" Ye Qingshan had a dark face, and glared at his son angrily, at this moment he was already a little about to collapse, after learning about the fish spot of Yanshan Island from his son's mouth, he and Liu Tiangen hurried over, thinking that ...... As a result, the horse was even worse, but fortunately he found a perfect excuse, otherwise he would have been embarrassed to go home.
"Oh well. Ye Hua estimated that he would blow up his hair if he talked more, and he would accept it decisively.
"Qingshan, do you want to get back all the fish that are not for sale? Before it gets dark, I'll deal with it, and I guess it will take two hours...... Wait a minute, cook dinner. Inside the house, Lin Lizhi, a melon-eating crowd who didn't know where to go, stuck out her head and shouted.
"This ......" Ye Qingshan scratched his ears and cheeks, just wanted to find a corner where no one was there and cried secretly for a while, embarrassing with a capital letter.