Chapter 86: Where there is a ditch, there will be fire
November. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the evening, in the hotel.
Han Qiu leaned on the bed alone and flipped through the script, which was densely covered with marks made by Han Qiu.
"This one is filmed, this one is also completed, then tomorrow ....."
Speaking of this, Han Qiu turned to the next page, and then a look of extreme strangeness appeared on his face.
"This is a bit difficult to do..... Han Qiu looked bitter, but after muttering a word, he smiled excitedly, "Tsk, it seems that tomorrow I will have a chance to see the birch boy show his majesty." ”
Thinking of this, Han Qiu immediately picked up the phone and called the person in charge of the props team.
"Xiao Zhang?"
"Director Han, is there anything wrong with me?"
"I'm going to prepare a women's outfit tonight, I want a black skirt, black stockings, and by the way, black heels."
"Uh....."
"Well, let me think about it, let's have another low-cut underwear."
"....." Xiao Zhang was speechless, "Director Han, what are you....?" ”
"Business!" Han Qiu said righteously.
"Oh~~~"
Answered, Xiao Zhang hung up the phone and said to himself: "I'll it, why does Director Han want these things?" ”
"Could it be that he is a transvestite?"
"Or does he have a special hobby for black silk?"
The more Xiao Zhang thought about it, the more exciting he felt, grandma's, I didn't expect Director Han, who is usually like Hades, to have such a fetish, it's really better to see than to hear! Sure enough, it's weirdos with quirks.
"Hey, hey." With a sneering smile, Xiao Zhang sneaked out of the hotel.
.........
The next day, the crew.
Xiao Zhang carried a pocket and mysteriously came to Han Qiu.
"Director Han, you want a set of black silk." Xiao Zhang smiled lewdly, "The brand goods are guaranteed to be silky and feel great!" ”
Han Qiu nodded, "Oh, I've bought it, bring it to the stylist." ”
"Huh?" Xiao Zhang was stunned, "Director Han, for the stylist?" It's not you...."
Hearing this, Han Qiu knew that this kid wanted to be crooked, and immediately gave him an angry look, ", I don't need this." ”
"Who is that for?"
"Birch."
"What?"
"I'm talking about birch!" Han Qiu emphasized.
"What !!" Xiao Zhang looked at Han Qiu as if he had discovered a new world, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he peeked at Liu Dehua again, and then made up in his heart the appearance of Liu Dehua wearing a black skirt, wrapped in black stockings, and then pedaling a pair of high heels.....
Vomit~~~~~!
What a cold Nyima!
.........
And when Hua Tsai heard the news, his face was no better than Xiao Zhang.
"Han Dao.... We don't have to be like this, right..."Liu Dehua looked at the bag of your extremely tempting clothes, and his handsome face was stunned and squeezed into a bitter gourd shape.
Although he said that he had read the script and had expected this day for a long time, why not bring a wig? I still have to wear black stockings for Mao, and I have a low-cut shirt?
I don't have a ditch to show you!
Squeeze! All! Squeeze! No! Go out! Come!
Han Qiu said lightly: "Huazai, for the sake of his career, sometimes he has to sacrifice a little hue. ”
Hue? As soon as Liu Dehua heard these two, his whole person was not good.
Isn't hue just for girls? I'm a man! Where does the hue come from to sacrifice!
But he only listened to Han Qiu continue to say lightly, "Originally, I prepared white silk, but I thought that you should have leg hair, and it doesn't look good when you wear white silk, so I replaced it with black silk for you." ”
"Also, didn't you say that if there is a ditch, it will be fired? Birch, if you show it a little bit, it will definitely make the dark war very hot! ”
Liu Dehua wants to cry without tears, Nima, where did I come from. Also, I'm already hot, okay? As for the dew ditch coming out?
Liang Chaowei walked over, quietly opened the bag and looked at it, then was stunned, and then immediately burst out laughing.
"Haha, Birch Boy, this outfit suits you very well, a handsome guy with long legs in black silk!"
"......" Liu Dehua is completely sore, black silk and long legs? Oh my God, Lao Tzu's image is going to be ruined!
In the end, under the encouraging gaze of Han Qiu and Liang Chaowei, Liu Dehua went to the dressing room with the bag step by step.
How sad and desolate it is.
Liang Chaowei looked at Liu Dehua's back and sighed: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return." ”
"It's okay to export it! Wai Tsai. Han Qiu gave a thumbs up.
"Where, where, when I see the birch, I feel it."
"Hey, hey." The two of them laughed in unison.
........
More than an hour later, Liu Dehua walked out of the dressing room, a gust of fragrant wind hit, everyone's eyes were intertwined, and the entire crew hall was suddenly silent.
Only... The occasional sound of swallowing saliva.
Looking along everyone's line of sight, I saw Liu Dehua wearing sunglasses and a black knee-length skirt, under the skirt, two powerful holes, and the calves with bare muscle lines were wrapped in sexy black stockings.
On the chest is an open low-cut garment, revealing a bottomless ravine.
The face is a little white and red, obviously with foundation, and the two horizontal eyebrows have also turned into curved willow eyebrows.
On his head, he had short chestnut hair that just covered his cheeks.
And Liu Dehua still twisted his hips, walked towards everyone with sexy cat steps, and smiled, "charming"!
Grunt~~~~~
There was another sound of swallowing saliva.
"Who is this girl?"
"It's kind of sexy."
"It's kind of cool to wear sunglasses."
", this ditch, 36E!"
"This leg is playing with the New Year."
"But why do I feel familiar?"
Only Xiao Zhang, Han Qiu, and Liang Chaowei looked sluggish.
Grunt~~~
This, this, this.....
Xiao Zhang spoke up first: "Director Han, I think, I kind of understand the thoughts of those ladyboys in Thailand." ”
Liang Chaowei was also dumbfounded, "I feel like next year's Best Actress is going to be an upset." ”
Han Qiu was speechless, so he had to nod: "Who said that the makeup skills of the island country are better than those of Huaxia?" Come out for me, I promise not to kill him! ”
At this time, a girl suddenly stumbled out of the dressing room, "Birch, the makeup hasn't been painted yet, I need to make up for it again." ”
What rice?
Everyone was stunned, what the hell is Birch?
Then a scene that made countless people's jaws drop appeared. I saw Liu Dehua take off his sunglasses leisurely, and then reveal his whole face.
Suddenly, the audience screamed!
"Ahhh~~!"
"! Spicy eyes! ”
"Nima, how is it a birch?"
"Birch, you ruined my three views and ruined the innocence of my eyes! This enmity is not shared! ”
"Oh my God, Lao Tzu actually became interested in a man just now?"
"Look at this, impotence for three years!"
"It's over, it's over, I'm a girl, I'm not as beautiful as a boy, and I can't marry in this life."
Liu Dehua smiled slightly, raised his hand at everyone, and threw a wink.
"I'll go back as soon as I go."
"......" was cold and silent.
At this time, Yuan Meng, who was late, trotted into the hall, "Director Han, I'm sorry, I'm a little delayed." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yuan Meng noticed that everyone was a little strange, and when he looked at the past, he saw the "beauties" who stood out from the crowd in the field.
Suddenly, a strong visual impact hit, and then Yuan Meng's expression froze, and he was stunned: "That... I'm sorry, I went to the wrong theater. ”
After saying that, he grabbed the door and fled. Yuan Meng's screams could be heard in the distance.
"Ahhh~~, it's so scary, Birch Boy was taken by a female ghost!"
(PS: The fat cow has exploded welfare, or is it women's COS?) What about the support of the brothers?
By the way, I heard that someone asked me who the heroine is? ←_←, hehe. )