Chen Qinglang didn't think so, after all, he didn't know which of the green stiffs and the white stiffs were stronger or weaker, in case the green stiffs were not afraid of the fire talisman, wouldn't he just die young when he bumped into it?

He was kind, but not great. Let him be Huang Jiguang and Dong Cunrui, he really doesn't have that awareness.

But it doesn't seem appropriate to refuse directly.

He was thinking about words, and Old Man Jiang was already a little annoyed over there.

He slapped the table: "What's the matter, unwilling to serve the people?" Unwilling to defend the country and the people? Unwilling to protect your own siblings? Unwilling to become a proletarian red fighter? Are you a man or not? ”

It's all about whether it's a man's sake, and it's a bit serious.

But Chen Qinglang was thick-skinned, and still didn't agree directly, but said: "Of course I am willing to serve the people, but I'm afraid I'm not the opponent of that zombie." ”

"Nonsense, aren't you going to burn the zombies to death today?"

Chen Qinglang explained: "Zombies are different from zombies, I can deal with this zombie, but I may not be able to deal with that zombie. ”

"You haven't tried, how do you know?" Old man Jiang blew his beard and glared, "I'm so afraid of death, why don't you just be a girl?" ”

Chen Qinglang has a lot of opinions about this: "You are discriminating against women. ”

Jiang Shuqing also felt the same way: "That is, you are discriminating against women." We girls are not afraid of death, Comrade Liu Hulan proved it for us. ”

Where is this?

However, discrimination against women is categorically unacceptable.

Old man Jiang's tone softened: "I'll just say that casually...... But, Shuqing, do you think this kid is so suitable? As a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, he didn't go to catch zombies, and he didn't have any professional ethics at all. ”

Chen Qinglang hurriedly said: "Gesoap Mountain, not Maoshan Mountain. ”

"The three mountain talismans, all the same, aren't you Taoists just slaying demons and eliminating demons, and now there are zombies in the world, you actually want to be a turtle with a shrunken head?" Old man Jiang's impression of Chen Qinglang immediately changed, and he felt that Zhang Peipei was simply blind when he saw him.

Chen Qinglang just didn't respond positively, and pushed the topic to other aspects: "Cultivation is for immortality, and slaying demons and demons is only incidental, I'm not a turtle with a shrunken head, I'm just Mingzhe to protect myself." ”

"Immortality? When I'm a three-year-old? Old man Jiang was completely furious, "You just say whether you want to catch zombies or not." ”

Dare to love this old man thinks that cultivation is for catching ghosts, and immortality is a joke.

"I didn't lie to you, cultivating the Tao is really for immortality. It's not our job to catch ghosts and zombies. ”

Old man Jiang directly picked up the gun and pointed it at him: "Don't talk to me about anything else, I'll ask you if you want to go." ”

Jiang Shuqing stretched out his hand to block the gun's eye: "Grandpa, what are you doing?" Such a dangerous thing, people love to do it or not, how can they be forced? ”

This is Chen Qinglang, if it were someone else, Jiang Shuqing would definitely feel too cowardly, not a man, a turtle with a shrunken head. But because it is Chen Qinglang, his thoughts are completely different, and he feels that it is normal for Chen Qinglang not to go, and if he goes, he is either a fool or a fool.

Old man Jiang was really angry.

"Such a man, you actually protect it?"

"If you have the ability to do it but don't do it because you're afraid of death, that's called a nest, and if you don't have the ability to do it, that's called wisdom." Jiang Shuqing was very organized, "Besides, he is Pei Pei's boyfriend, are you willing to let him die?" Pei Pei's kind of character, it is a god to be able to get a boyfriend, you want to send her boyfriend to the battlefield so ruthlessly and ruin the happiness of her life? ”

Jiang Shuqing stood directly on the moral high ground, and Old Man Jiang was suddenly so angry that he couldn't speak.

However, he is a selfless character, and in a blink of an eye, he thought of saying: "Those who are soldiers, there are more girlfriends, one dies, one happiness is lost, two deaths, two happiness is lost, what do people say?" The happiness of other people's families can be ruined, but ours can't? The boyfriends of other girls can die, but Pei Pei's boyfriend can't die? Why don't men take Wu Hook and collect Guanshan Fifty Prefectures, he is young, he has no arrogance at all, what else can he do? is still immortal, just like this, it is useful to be immortal, but to be a thousand-year-old king! ”

Chen Qinglang blushed completely, but Jiang Shuqing still had the strength to fight back.

"You spend taxpayers' money, and you force taxpayers to die, and you say that death is so fresh and refined, don't you blush?"

"I ......"

"You have so many weapons, aircraft cannons, mines and bombs, if you can't even deal with a zombie, then what do you want to do? The commander of the dignified military region, instead of using strong ships and cannons to fight the enemy, but wants to use a gun to force a Taoist priest to do it, just like you, I think the country will be finished sooner or later. Don't be a soldier, don't invent any new weapons, and all go to become Taoist priests to learn to draw talismans, and if you draw well, maybe you can live forever. ”

Jiang Shuqing had sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and he almost wanted to vomit blood from the old man.

However, after all, Old Man Jiang has lived for decades, and with a roll of his eyes, he actually thought of a good explanation.

It's useless for me to be selfless, so it's good if I'm selfish.

So he said: "Okay, okay, we don't talk about these false big empty things, we talk about realistic things." "Saying that the duke's selflessness and disobedience are fake and empty, this old man Jiang's temperament is also unusual," Pei Pei can now cats in the suburban ravines, she can't draw talismans, and the spear in her hand can't deal with zombies, you say, what if she runs into that thing and dies? ”

Jiang Shuqing has been worried about this.

"You just transfer her back."

"Hey, that's what I said. We are a military region, and we are armed police, can I control them? Besides, people want to dedicate their youth and lives to the country, can I still pull them back? When the time comes, what others think of me, I don't want to lose the night. ”

This is true, Jiang Shuqing immediately had nothing to say.

Chen Qinglang didn't want to say anything, Zhang Peipei was also a nominal girlfriend no matter what she said, and the two had also gone through life and death together, if he just ignored her, he really couldn't help it. Although his current ideological realm cannot be compared with martyrs such as Huang Jiguang and Dong Cunrui, there is no problem in taking risks for the people around him.

Only now there is one more concern.

"If I'm gone, what will Sister Shu Qing do? Isn't it very dangerous if there is no one to protect you? Chen Qinglang said.

Old man Jiang saw that his words had loosened, and the expression on his face looked a little better: "She is my granddaughter, I will naturally find a way to protect her safety, you don't have to worry about this." ”

Chen Qinglang said: "Okay, then I'll take a risk and meet that zombie." But I said in advance that Zhang Peipei must stay by my side during the mission, but if the zombie appears, she must immediately retreat to a safe enough place. ”

Old man Jiang: "Pei Pei is a stubborn character, she said that she wants to protect her family and defend the country, and if there is a danger, you can transfer her, but she can't be transferred at all." ”

"Then knock out and get away." Chen Qinglang said.

Old man Jiang glanced at Chen Qinglang a few times and nodded: "Okay, you care about her so much, I am also relieved." Although he doesn't have the heart to defend the country, he has the heart to protect his family, and he can be regarded as half a man. ”

Chen Qinglang pursed his lips and did not speak.

- If Lao Tzu can fight that zombie 100%, who is rare enough to be a turtle with a shrunken head?

"You are ready to prepare now, and I will immediately ask someone from the armed police to come and pick you up." Old man Jiang is a fiery character, and when the matter is settled, he will immediately send Chen Qinglang to the battlefield.

Jiang Shuqing was suddenly unhappy: "Why are you in such a hurry?" It's better to rest for a day. ”

Old Man Jiang said: "You ask him, do you want to go tonight, or will you go again tomorrow night?" ”

Chen Qinglang was very simple: "Just tonight, zombies may appear at any time, Pei Pei is there, I really don't feel at ease." ”

"That's what a man looks like." Old man Jiang finally said a good word, and then took out an old-fashioned mobile phone to contact the cadres of the armed police.

Jiang Shuqing had nothing to say to the old man, and turned his head to worry about Chen Qinglang: "You can't do it, haven't you and Pei Pei met that zombie, you should know if you can fight, right?" ”

Chen Qinglang shook his head: "I really don't know if I can fight or not, I haven't practiced that fire talisman at that time." However, it is estimated that the zombie should be more powerful than what appeared today. ”

"If you can find someone to control the zombies, that's fine." Jiang Shu said.

Chen Qinglang said a little strangely: "That zombie doesn't look like it's controlled by someone, it seems to have a little bit of its own spirituality, all its actions are autonomous, it's different from today's one, today's one is obviously controlled by someone, and it's hidden in the green belt in advance." This zombie will hide and choose the time to attack, and the difference is obvious. ”

Jiang Shuqing was even more worried: "Then what should I do?" If you can't beat it, aren't your lives in danger? ”

Chen Qinglang spread his hands: "I can only adapt when the time comes." ”

Jiang Shuqing hurriedly said: "Don't improvise, just run away if you can." ”

"Comrade Jiang Shuqing, your thinking is very problematic!" Old man Jiang covered the microphone with his hand, blew his beard and glared at Jiang Shuqing, "Deserters are as shameful as traitors!" ”

Jiang Shuqing couldn't help but roll his eyes, and then he didn't pay attention to him, but continued to tell Chen Qinglang: "Protect Pei Pei, don't take risks." Where there is life, there is hope. Anyway, there are so many weapons in the army, howitzers, mortars, there are always things that can cure zombies. Don't do anything with zombies unless you have to. ”

Chen Qinglang nodded: "Don't worry, I'm very cowardly." ”

Jiang Shuqing poked him with his finger: "If you are cowardly, dare to break into my house yesterday?" Like a hooligan, it scared me half to death. ”

Chen Qinglang scratched his head: "Isn't that to protect you?" Hooligans are hooligans, I don't need to. ”

This looks quite a bachelor, but it makes Jiang Shuqing even more moved.

"I was like that yesterday, you ...... in your heart Angry or not? Originally, the two of them had collective amnesia in this matter, but now that the atmosphere is suitable, Jiang Shuqing couldn't help but mention it.

"Don't dare to be angry."

"Hmph, don't you dare...... The explanation is to be angry. ”

Chen Qinglang said: "If you are angry or not, what can you do?" Can you still be guilty? ”

Jiang Shuqing said very seriously: "I was wrong yesterday, if you really let me bear the guilt, I have no complaints." ”

Chen Qinglang knew that after the zombie appeared just now, she must have felt guilty about it, although he was really unhappy yesterday, but he didn't want Jiang Shuqing to feel too uncomfortable.

So he laughed and said, "If you are really willing, then bear the guilt." However, he was guilty of pleading, as if he was going to take off his shirt. ”

Jiang Shuqing smiled and said, "Do you want me to take off my shirt?" ”

Chen Qinglang thought about that scene, and was a little excited for a while: "I don't have an opinion on taking it all off." ”

Jiang Shuqing kicked Chen Qinglang's leg, stretched out his hand and grabbed his ear: "You bad boy, you are becoming more and more disrespectful to me." ”

Chen Qinglang hurriedly held her hand: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, ......it hurts."

At this time, Old Man Jiang came back after making a phone call, and looked at the two of them playing intimately there, and suddenly "coughed": "Comrade Jiang Shuqing, Xiao Chen is Comrade Zhang Peipei's lover, don't be confused!" ”

At the mention of Zhang Peipei, Jiang Shuqing was so frightened that he quickly let go of Chen Qinglang's ears, broke free of his hand, and swished back to his original position.

Chen Qinglang was also very embarrassed, sitting there cramped and not knowing what to do.

Old man Jiang snorted and said, "Wait here first, and the armed police will come over immediately." ”

"I'm a little tired, let's go back to my room and rest first." Jiang Shuqing threw away the two old men and fled back to the bedroom by himself.

When I closed the door, I immediately became annoyed.

How can you make such a joke with Chen Qinglang? It's so undignified.