22. The Queen's Cook
Qiao Mengchen's stunned appearance could not help but attract Uncle Yu's attention. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info is like a child who has done something wrong and has been caught by his family, and it is a little embarrassed to swim away. But in less than a second, it immediately turned its head to stare at Qiao Mengchen again, and its expression was clearly provocative: What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?
Just like Chijin appeared, when Yu Bo first appeared, the surroundings were dumbfounded, and it seemed that even Feng'er was hiding. As time passed, a bold little birdsong insect chirped a few times...... There were no surprises. So, slowly, the sinkhole returned to that small and vibrant world.
One person and one dragon looked at each other for a moment, and with a whoop, a few fish were spit out from Uncle Yu's mouth, and they landed at Qiao Mengchen's feet impartially.
The semi-round fish has a blue skin and looks like a pomfret from the sea, but it is more than twice as large. If you don't take into account the disgusting scene you just saw, these fish still look fresh, and one of them is still slightly opening and closing its gills.
“…… Make it into a roast rabbit, "Xu hasn't spoken for too long, and Uncle Yu seems to be very difficult," ...... I eat...... I'm going to eat. ”
Qiao Mengchen was so surprised that his eyes almost dropped! I'll go, it's obviously a fish, you just want to be able to become rabbit meat! A puzzle game where a madman teases a fool?
He looked at the fish and then at Uncle Yu, and his brain switched countless times to the sour mode of swimming fish turning into a hare, and roasting rabbits into roasted fish, and feeling that he might be dizzy immediately...... Don't be impatient, didn't there be a bizarre incident where half of the leftover roast rabbit disappeared before? Thinking of this, Qiao Mengchen suddenly understood a lot in his heart.
Two cases were solved at the same time.
The watch hung on Uncle Yu's neck, which can be described as a stolen one. The missing roast rabbit was definitely stolen by Uncle Yu! Otherwise, why did it only roast rabbit meat, not chicken or bird meat? It must have been obsessed with delicious cooked food, so it brought some fish, and it had to make the taste of roast rabbit meat by Chef Qiao, thus self-defeatingly exposing its theft.
Stealing demon dragons, you are too unscrupulous.
"No wonder I didn't remind you, hurry up and cook honestly, don't think about playing tricks. This time, Uncle Yu's words were much clearer, and it saw Qiao Mengchen's thoughts at a glance, so he threatened.
Fortunately, I gathered some dry firewood and wool grass, and when I was about to light the fire, I found that my glasses could not be found, and I don't know if they fell off before I encountered the fog. The demon dragon was dumbfounded, but when he saw that Qiao Mengchen was only halfway done, he stopped, and couldn't help but lose his temper: "Boy, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you rub it again......"
Qiao Mengchen didn't make a sound, he silently put down the things in his hand and sat down. Yu Bo's brain turned quickly, and it immediately understood why Qiao Mengchen was slacking off. So a handful of sparks, in the smoke of the fire, landed on the pyre out of nothing, setting fire to the branches and thatch.
Knock knock, the herring was thrown over again. Uncle Yu was anxious, and he had already lit the fire, but he saw Qiao Mengchen not moving for a long time. It swirled its mind and rolled up several large fish into the air. A fish landed on Qiao Mengchen's head and smashed him dizzy.
The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, Qiao Mengchen thought to himself that if he didn't obey his fate, this guy would dare to do anything to the Qilin, and would he care about a helpless outsider like him?
He found some wild plants that could be substituted for condiments, managed to make a powder, and the fish cut their bellies, washed and smoothed the powder, and finally wrapped them in a few broad leaves, and buried them in the shallow soil under the campfire. For about half an hour, the smell is mouth-watering.
Qiao Mengchen was about to take out the grilled fish, when a black shadow lightning flashed, and the firewood ash and soil choked his face, making him cover his nose and cough. When he opened his eyes again, the three big fish had been swallowed by Yu Bonan, two and a half. Enjoying the food, Uncle Yu half-closed his eyes, revealing a satisfied look.
"It's so delicious," although Uncle Yu is stubborn and aggressive, but people can only smell the smell after working hard for a long time, and he is a little embarrassed. “…… Ahem, that, now officially canonized as my royal chef, and promise to make me wonderful meals every day...... How?"
Hey, this guy is so thick-skinned that he has to make new demands. Qiao Mengchen covered his cooing stomach with his hands, but still bowed his head and remained silent. Demon Dragon Yu Bo thought he was afraid, and hurriedly added: "It's not for you to do it in vain, I will give you the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, and the ability to be admired by all people, and the two sides will not owe each other, okay?"
This is obviously a naked coercion, and it is still wishful thinking that they do not owe each other? bandit logic!
Qiao Mengchen still didn't speak, and Uncle Yu's eyes widened: "Young man, don't be ignorant." Do you know who Lao Tzu is? Well, how many people are crying and shouting to come and pour tea and water for me, but Lao Tzu has never taken a straight look! Yang Chenghan in the upper realm, the nerd Mu family in Ying Tiancheng, and the land ghost animals in the demon domain are all majestic enough, right? Lao Tzu doesn't ** them! The well water does not interfere with the river water, and it is urgent, and Lao Tzu dares to pierce a layer of ...... even in the sky."
These powerful characters of the demon dragon Yu Boluolie, Qiao Mengchen didn't know any of them.
Yang Chenghan is the heir of Yang Ziyuan, and is now the first person in the Nine Heavens Upper Realm. The Yang clan has lived in the open sea for a long time and is difficult to see, in comparison, the Mu family of Yingtian City and the descendants of the Fenglong clan Yi Qilei of Zhou Mountain are more famous in the Litian Continent, and the Rui Beast Qilin has an inextricable relationship with them. And the Demon Domain, the city of clouds and mist in the sixfold high heavens, a place where even the divine birds can hardly fly, inhabit the most mysterious creatures on this continent: Yun Kui, and the land ghost animal is the leader of Yun Kui.
Qiao Mengchen didn't want to make friends with any powerful people, let alone meet them. He also didn't believe in Uncle Yu's boasting. Although the purple mist here is vast and clear, it is very likely to be closely related to the special geographical structure and feng shui flow, not because of the demon dragon's own qi. Besides, it has such a profound Taoism, how can it still be locked up in the depths of such a small mountain?
The sky is high and the birds fly wide and the sea is wide and the fish jumps, if you don't go out, why are you staying here?
Qiao Meng did not respond, but Yu Bo became furious as if he had been belittled. It let out a thunderous roar, four massive dragon claws clawing at the air. A white light appeared in the void, and a giant pillar of qi went straight to the sky. Yu Bo hugged the air pillar with dragon claws, and his body arched while twisting, trying to climb up in the shape of embracing the dragon pillar.
It may be impetuous, it may be intentional, or it may be both, and the huge dragon body that rises rapidly on the air column is more like an ugly big lizard. In the purple qi lingering, the black scale armor shone brightly, and it was indescribably strange and weird.
All the beings in the sinkhole were silent, and the vitality that had just been restored immediately became dead and silent. After climbing more than ten zhang, the arrogant and fierce body of Yu Bo suddenly skyrocketed four or five times, and a black phosphorus dragon that seemed to devour the sky and the earth and level the common people suddenly appeared in the purple qi.
Woo Woo - an earth-shattering dragon roar, from the inside out, like a shock wave, spread out from Yu Bo's vocal cords in circles. Qiao Mengchen hurriedly covered his ears on the ground, so as not to be harmed by the demon dragon who didn't know the severity of his attack. Where the dragon groaned past, even the clouds floating in the high sky were frozen and slowly descended from above. The purple mist of the sinkhole faded from thick to light, and then it was peeled away from it like a thread, leaving countless filamentous purple snakes flying around.
These countless snakes are almost transparent, faint to purple, and vary in length and thickness. Relying on his eyesight, Qiao Mengchen found that some of them had small horns and small short legs, and the vaguely recognizable horn was a single horn, just like the black lin demon dragon Yu Bo. Without the protection of the purple snake, the mist was slowly and briskly, and it disappeared when it was blown by the wind.
The cliffs cracked and the rocks were intertwined, and dense multicolored beetle worms gushed out, constantly bouncing, jumping, or swooping down from a height, desperately trying to capture the air shell that was originally attached to the purple snake's body. Although the number of successful people is very small, the base of these lowest-level things is too large, and even if only one in a thousand succeeds in drilling into the gas shell, it is a large number.
The chill penetrates the liver and gallbladder, and shiveres into the marrow. In an instant, Qiao Mengchen understood why the cliff wall of the sinkhole was automatically closed in minutes, it turned out that these spiritual maggots were collectively showing favor to Yu Bo all the time, in exchange for the slim chance of turning into a snake.
After the trembling, Qiao Mengchen still focused his attention on a dark corner in the east of Yaoshan. From that direction, he had heard a terrifying howling.
There was no movement, and the cry hadn't been heard since Chijin appeared. Uncle Yu's roar was loud enough, but there was still no response from there.
Damn, shouldn't that guy have been frightened by Chijin's way of coming?
Overhead, with the fading of the purple qi, the dazzling Yu Bo's qi disappeared a lot, and it retracted its original body and returned to the ground majestically: "Did you see it, what is called 'Qi Gathering Divine Condensation', what is called 'Qi Dispersing Soul Separation', and if you learn one of these skills, you can run rampant near the left side of the mountain." ”
Qiao Mengchen couldn't stand Uncle Yu's arrogance anymore: "Senior Yu, don't be too embarrassed about yourself...... I'm not going to give you a chef anyway. ”
Uncle Yu thought that he would be shocked that Qiao Mengchen threw himself to the ground, but he didn't know that people still didn't buy it, making him very faceless. Uncle Yu wanted to be angry again, but half of his fangs were exposed but he retracted them: "Listen, I won't say it a second time." Staying in this place where birds don't, no one can force me, but out of my own volition...... If you do something wrong, of course you will be held responsible!"
"Starting tomorrow, please get some delicious food as requested. And I will also fulfill my promise and give you some of the most basic ways to survive. You can't get into this world without a skill!
Uncle Yu's 180-degree change was also unexpected by Qiao Mengchen. A demon king of the mixed world for a while, a humble gentleman for a while, which is the real body, and which is the phantom body.
"Senior Yu, I want to ......"
Uncle Yu's long beard swayed, interrupting Qiao Mengchen: "What kind of fish senior, turtle senior? Phew, I don't have the surname Yu! Uncle Yu was imposed on me by those guys! You want to stop me just like that? There is no door! The eldest husband will not change his surname or change his name, Lao Tzu's surname is Ao, and the dragon clan in the whole world is surnamed Ao! Lao Tzu is Ao Mao Jiu! The Mao of the little hairball, the nine of the ninety-nine to one!"
"I'll prepare the ingredients for you, study the recipe with peace of mind!" Seeing that Qiao Mengchen was still in a daze, the black qi rose sharply, and Ao Maojiu turned into a bulldog that had appeared in the ancient tomb, and jumped into the bottom of the pool and disappeared.