18, beauty, is it okay to be reserved

Tall and with slender limbs, the ivory one-shoulder dress looks extremely elegant, outlining a perfect bust line. A pair of gold-rimmed large-framed sunglasses are placed on the bridge of the tall nose, which covers most of the perfect face, but it looks youthful and invincible.

Glancing at the blonde, seeing that she ordered a cup of coffee after sitting down, he didn't pay attention to himself anymore, but turned his gaze out of the glass window, Zhao Hao shrugged. He will not be narcissistic enough to be able to attract beautiful women with the appearance of an old driver, and it is not impossible to use the temperament of Brother Xiao Ma or Ip Man.

Since the beauties don't take the initiative to talk, Zhao Hao focuses on the great cause of business with water friends.

"According to my research, this is actually a fake fairy tale, and the real fairy tale is like this. ”

"There is a group of old men who are forced to make a living and open a courier company called Golden Arches, known as 'Golden Arch Dart Bureau, Dart Dart Must Arrive'. Old man, everyone understands that people are sleepy when they are old, lacking in spring, taking naps in summer, sleepy in autumn and hibernating, and only on December 25 can they have the spirit to send out the goods that have been hoarded for a year. ”

"On that day, they put on red overalls and rode free-range reindeer. In fact, they are reluctant to ride reindeer, after all, people are old and osteophoresis, and no one dares to help them if they fall. But the company had no money and couldn't afford to buy a car. Forced by livelihood, I can only work hard to deliver couriers. ”

"When the children receive the toys, they are very happy to sing the nursery rhyme, 'Golden Arch, Golden Arch, Golden Arch on the way.'" ”

This story spread to Huaxia, and due to the accent problem, the golden arch dart became the golden arch cannon. Everyone thought it was strange that the day dedicated to gunners was designated as a festival and turned into a children's rhyme, which was worthy of being an open foreigner, so they followed suit. Couples go on a date to open a house, use apples as sex props, and leave single dogs to eat chicken at home. ”

"This is the origin of the 'Remaining Single Festival'. ”

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The beauty on the opposite side smiled, and when she turned around and looked back, she revealed a beautiful and sexy back curve, which made Zhao Hao on the opposite side amazed.

But, beauty, I'm bragging to water friends in Chinese, what are you laughing at? Do you understand Chinese?

Zhao Hao grinned.

If it were at another time, he would definitely take the opportunity to flirt with his sister, obviously, now is not the time, and the sailors are laughing at the new story of his story.

"The anchor is awesome, how can you let me look at the three words Christmas in the future. ”

"Use apples as sex props, anchor, tell me how to play?"

"There is a link in the traditional Chinese wedding with Apple Road sex props, and there must be a single dog upstairs. ”

"The single dog said he had been hit by an arrow in the knee. ”

"Anchor, what did you eat to become so big?"

"The anchors in this live broadcast room are all talents, and they have big brains, so I like it here. ”

"I believe in your wickedness!"

"In this live broadcast room, I can learn new postures every day. ”

……

Seeing that the number of forced numbers was soaring, Zhao Hao also let go.

I didn't expect that I still had a talent for stand-up comedy.

In one go, Zhao Hao continued to boast: "In fact, this is a foreigner who puts gold on his face, and this story can be traced back to the end of the Shang dynasty in my country. ”

"According to legend, when fishing by the Ziya River, everyone often hears Jiang Taigong chanting 'straight hook catch, straight hook catch, straight hook catch, straight hook catch, straight hook catch', thinking he is crazy. When King Wu invited Ziya out of the mountain, everyone knew that this was an auspicious song, singing this song, but with good luck, he would meet a noble person in the future, so he sang it one after another. ”

Later, the Western Zhou Dynasty conquest of the Shang Dynasty, and some residents of the late Shang Dynasty fled to the West and spread this song to the West. Later, a cardinal considered the song to be a hymn, so he transliterated it into the language of his own country, and it was sung by the choir in public during the birthday service of Jesus in winter, and was unanimously praised by the faithful and has been passed down to this day. ”

……

"No, I really can't stand it, the anchor is so knowledgeable. ”

"The anchor who is not a joker is not an old driver. ”

"The anchor knows everything about astronomy and geography. ”

"Which timeline is this?"

"The anchor is so capable of blowing, why don't you go to heaven?"

"An anchor is blowing to make money every day!"

"If it weren't for your gags, I'd have believed it. ”

"A group of people who don't understand anything, just break around. In fact, this allusion comes from the Qing Dynasty, when TJ's Goubuli buns were particularly famous. Others asked, why is this bun called the dog to ignore it? The boss replied, because the dog will vomit when he eats it, so he naturally won't eat it. Later generations have poems, Jin Gou, Jin Dog, Jin Dog vomited!"

"Poof...... How can you make me look directly at the bun in my hand?"

"TJ Dog ignores it and doesn't want to lose face, you are so black it, do you know how hard it works? ”

"You're going to ruin the Chinese buns!"

"On the importance of parallel worlds. ”

……

The blonde on the opposite side frowned and looked sideways.

The corners of Zhao Hao's mouth stiffened slightly.

Isn't it, you really understand Chinese?

But don't be a devout Christian, you can't get into trouble.

But obviously, Zhao Hao was too worried.

Since no one bothered him, Zhao Hao took out his laptop and uploaded a video with a crackle: "Do you need advertising at Golden Arches? I'll do it for you." 》

Under the rising sun, accompanied by the song "When the sun rises, our love lasts forever", several men dressed in northern Shaanxi characteristics of service pulled up an inverted triangle.

- Golden Arches!

As soon as the picture turned, Fahai used the golden bowl to capture Bai Suzhen.

- White Lady Coffee!

The screen then turns, and at the same time as the narration "Everyone says I've been successful, but for me, it's just getting started" sounds, a female athlete is running. Just_do_it。

β€”β€”Dei_Dei!

Wearing a clover mark, the popular little fresh meat sings and dances to declare its individuality.

- Movie Channel!

"Poofβ€”"

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……

"God's Movie Channel!"

"6666666, I'm crazy about calling for the anchor!"

……

"You deserve to be single, doesn't anyone notice that there is a beautiful woman sitting opposite the anchor?"

"Damn, the big Yanma on the other side is so beautiful. ”

"The anchor drove me off guard. ”

"What did I see? Yanmar actually threw a hug to the anchor!"

……

I go, what's the situation?

Without waiting for Zhao Hao to raise his head, the sweet fruity fragrance entered his nose.

The fresh and sour yuzu is the opening, and the sweet lychee flavor emerges, and the first lychee you taste in summer is put on your mouth, and the juice splashes down, and the sweet and delicious feeling hits the whole body.

Immediately afterwards, the intervention of the floral fragrance added a little pink texture, the fusion of soft floral fragrance and lychee fruit, exuding the taste of a young girl, pure, sweet and lovely, this immature taste of the world with a peerless face in front of you -

Beauty, can you be reserved? We don't know each other!