Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Covenant!
"Hahahaha~~~"
Why don't you leave if you want to go? Zhang Fan's words instantly brought the scene that had fallen into silence to life in an instant.
The audience burst into laughter, and the entire studio seemed to be shaking. Even the staff couldn't help but smile. Deputy Director Wang, who was originally black-faced, also burst out laughing.
"You!" The judge wearing gold-rimmed glasses turned pale with anger, and pointed at Zhang Fan with trembling hands, "Why are you talking to me like that?!"
"Who are you?" Zhang Fan rolled his eyes, "You are not my parent, nor my teacher, nor the leader of the unit." When I open my mouth, I squirt, how can I talk to you?"
"Hahaha~~~" The scene was overturned.
The judges of the gold-rimmed glasses were obviously average, and they were blocked by Zhang Fan and speechless. I can only sit there in anger and tremble.
"Ahem~" Seeing the death of the cannon fodder who took the lead, the sea, who knew that time was running out, finally couldn't help but shoot. Opening the mouth is a series of coughs trying to cool the atmosphere, and the attention is concentrated before speaking.
"Is the air conditioner in our studio turned on?" Zhang Fan looked at the sea with a kind face, "Your old man is so old, but you have to take care of your body." ”
Before the sea could speak, Zhang Fan came to him with a mallet, and his face full of horizontal flesh was almost solidified.
"Hahaha~~~" The audience was so happy, this was almost as good as the joke before.
The audience had little impression of the judges. When I sat there, I was all old-fashioned, and I looked like an old qualification. When commenting, except for the first group of players, everyone else is dissatisfied with this and unhappy. Don't leave a mouth to speak, how to come how ugly it is.
Don't take people for fools. The times have developed to the point where they are today, and there are no fools at all.
The level of several groups of contestants is about the same, but these judges all praise a group of contestants to suppress other contestants, and the audience is really blind? Now seeing these judges deflated in front of Zhang Fan, the audience is not afraid of watching the excitement.
"Your joke is too vulgar and has no connotation. The blue-faced sea knocked on the table in front of him, and stared at Zhang Fan expressionlessly, "The preface doesn't match the afterword, what is the mess." ”
Not to mention, the chubby body of the sea with a face full of horizontal flesh is indeed a power when the face is raised. In the past, when he reprimanded his apprentices, the apprentices who could be frightened didn't dare to breathe. It's just that Zhang Fan is not his apprentice.
In Zhang Fan's opinion, the only one who can reprimand him in this world is his old son. Others, hehe~~
Zhang Fan squinted his eyes and looked at the sea, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth: "I didn't hear it myself if it was vulgar or anything." The audience probably didn't hear it either. I just heard the audience laughing and applauding loudly. You are the only one here who says this joke is vulgar. I really don't know if it's my vulgar joke or the only one who can hear it. ”
"Oh~~~" The audience at the scene all coaxed in unison, and instantly turned an old face of the sea reddened with shame.
The director under the stage looked at Deputy Director Wang and asked if he needed to cut the signal. Deputy Director Wang, who was still angry before, smiled and shook his head at this time. This kind of review is sure to grab the attention of the audience, and the ratings are bound to rise. How can you give up cutting off at such a time?
"Cross talk is an elegant art!" The sea has already begun to be annoyed, and directly slaps the table and roars, "We say that cross talk must make the audience feel elegant, be able to learn from cross talk, and play a role in purifying the soul! What you say is too vulgar! It's not cross talk!"
"Oh~~~" Zhang Fan hadn't spoken yet, and the audience at the scene stopped doing it first. All of them went to boo the sea in unison.
The audience listens to cross talk just for fun, who has a problem to purify their souls? If you want to purify your soul, go to church, what are you doing here?
"Hmm. My answers, the audience told you for me. Zhang Fan's response instantly won a full house, and even the audience applauded loudly. These are real audiences, and if they were specifically applauded, the audience as a backdrop would not have reacted this way.
"If you want to be elegant, you should go to the opera house and listen to the opera, it looks quite elegant. Zhang Fan smiled and looked at the angry and blue sea, "I only know that cross talk was street art performed on the flyover at the beginning, in order to have fun." I really don't know when it became so elegant, and the elegant audience didn't want to watch it. ”
"Wow~~~" There was thunderous applause at the scene, and Zhang Fan's words were said to the hearts of the audience.
When cross talk originated, it was street art in places such as flyovers. The so-called wind halves, and rain is exempt from this kind of street art. insists on turning the cross talk performance of street stalls into some kind of elegant art, which is actually out of the essence of cross talk.
The essence of cross talk is to make people laugh. It's an art of laughter.
Zhang Fan's words, the judges all looked very ugly. They have always advertised that cross talk is an elegant art, and they also rely on this to be on top. Now that Zhang Fan said this, wouldn't all their hard work be in vain?
In fact, any industry will be controlled by conservative forces when it matures. Because being conservative means being stable, and being stable means having a stable income.
The sea is all a vested beneficiary in the cross talk world. As long as you continue to be complacent, you can protect your own interests, and of course you don't want to see a person like Zhang Fan who can turn the entire industry upside down.
The cross talk actors, represented by the sea and these judges, have always adhered to the traditional cross talk, and added their own elegance and purification of the soul. Even if it leads to the loss of audiences, it will definitely not change. Because that's what they depend on for their food.
But the cross talk that Zhang Fan said is completely different.
Zhang Fan is not talking about traditional cross talk, but commercial cross talk. In order to make the audience laugh and make the audience feel like. Everything is based on the greatest advantage of the art of cross talk, which is funny. There are no other private goods at all. Maybe you will forget after listening to it, but when you listen to it, you definitely can't laugh!
Traditional cross talk and commercial cross talk cannot coexist. The change brought by Zhang Fan is enough to make them lose their jobs in the sea. Because which one the audience will choose, there is no need to think about it at all.
Cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents, and they can't do without wealth in the sea. Isn't it their hard work to do cross talk for their money? Facing Zhang Fan, who has cut off his own financial route, these people must attack him in groups!
"Anyway, what you're talking about isn't cross talk!" "The sea yelled angrily, "We will never admit it!"
"Yes, we don't!"
"This is not cross talk!"
"We will never let you enter the cross talk world!"
“......”
Several of the judges roared as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. At this time, they put down the open and secret battles between them, and the spearhead always wanted to get Zhang Fan down. This is a major matter related to the financial road, and there is nothing more important in the world.
The audience at the scene saw the clumsy performance of the judges, and many people had disdainful looks on their faces. Again, no one is really stupid, and don't treat others as stupid!
Zhang Fan narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth were full of sneers. His mission is to revive the cross talk world, and all these barking in front of him are stumbling blocks in his way to completing his mission.
"It doesn't matter if the judges don't admit it, my cross talk is not for you. Zhang Fan turned to look at the audience, "Audience friends, my cross talk is for you." Do you guys think so?"
"Good !!"
The scene instantly resounded with thunderous applause and roars. The audience, who was angry by the judges' words before, finally had a chance to vent, and the sound was shocking.
Feeling such a warm atmosphere at the scene, the sea and others trembled. This is the audience's angry response to the cross talk world that is controlled by them and made a mess!
"Anyway, we just don't approve of it!" The annoyed and angry sea stood up directly, glaring at Zhang Fan with a hideous face, "The audience at the scene is all bewitched by you! They can't represent all the people who love to listen to cross talk!"
"Wow~~~" The sea is now a hornet's nest. Who in the audience will give him face? They are not the apprentices of the sea. The noise rang out in an instant.
Deputy Director Wang was taken aback. The previous rhetoric was nothing, and it could increase the ratings when it was broadcast. However, if there is an accident at the scene, it will even break out into full force. Then his show is also done.
Just when Deputy Director Wang was anxiously preparing to cut off the live broadcast signal first. Zhang Fan chuckled and pressed his hands to the angry audience.
Amazingly, the already angry audience fell silent. It's as if they know that the young man in front of them who brings them laughter can give them anger.
After the scene was quiet again, Zhang Fan turned to look at the sea with a calm face, "This sea." Hey, that's an awkward name. ”
"Hahaha~~~" The audience laughed again, and even the staff of the program team couldn't help laughing. Zhang Fan's eloquence is really good, and he can amuse people in just a few words.
The sea, which had been hit by Zhang Fan repeatedly, did not speak, but just stared at Zhang Fan with a pair of bloodshot eyes. If the eyes could kill, Zhang Fan would have been cut into pieces by the sea a long time ago.
"Who's that. Zhang Fan grinned: "Since you said that the audience at the scene cannot represent all the audience." Then we'll let all the viewers decide what they really want. What do you think?"
Without waiting for the sea to speak, Zhang Fan continued to speak, "Look at the number of votes, I will definitely enter the finals." When the time comes, you will also participate in the finals as a special guest. Let's let all the audience decide who they like. Speak directly by the number of votes. How's that, do you have the guts to respond?"
"Okay!" the sneering sea responded without the slightest hesitation, "Let's use the votes to decide everything!"
At this time, the heart of the sea has blossomed. Thinking that Zhang Fan is a young man who doesn't understand anything. I didn't know that there was a water army in this world, and there was such a thing as swiping tickets.
Lao Tzu is a rich man, take money and stone you to death!