36. The brain will jump into the pit when it enters the water

didn't let Zhao Hao wait long, and ten minutes later, a Mercedes-Benz E stopped in front of Zhao Hao. The passenger window was lowered, revealing the graceful (juicy) figure of Gong Jiu.

"Get in the car!"

"Good. ”

Zhao Hao sat in the co-pilot, and as soon as he sat down, Gong Jiuyi stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the strong push back force pressed him the seat.

Seeing Zhao Hao deflated, the corners of Gong Jiu's mouth rose slightly, and he finally won back a city.

Gong Jiu's driving skills are the same as people, vigorous and resolute. Although she is a female driver, she has good skills and has the potential to be a racing driver. Obviously it usually takes 20 minutes to drive, but she only arrived at the TV station in five minutes, and the key is that she hasn't violated the rules!

Awesome, my sister.

Before Zhao Hao finished sighing, he saw Gong Jiu drifting and flicking his tail, and his handsome side parking attracted the attention of the people around him.

"Get out of the car!"

Gong Jiu acted resolutely, picked up the small satchel, and led Zhao Hao to the TV station.

"What's the matter, so urgent?"

Zhao Hao finally found an opportunity to ask.

"About the new show, I'm afraid it's going to be a lot of fun. ”

Gong Jiu frowned.

Before the two of them could reach Gong Jiu's office, they were stopped by a middle-aged man.

He held his fat belly, his face was piled with fat, and his smile was even uglier than crying: "Jiu'er, you are finally here." I watched the new show you submitted, and it was very nice and thoughtful. ”

Gong Jiu let out a disgusted "um".

The middle-aged man was not interested, and pretended to mutter: "However, there is a fatal flaw in your new show. ”

"What fatal flaw?"

"With such an interesting and promising food show, how can you let a temporary worker with no experience be the host?

The middle-aged man wanted to pat Gong Jiu on the shoulder, but she gave way without a trace. In order not to be embarrassed, the hand stretched out in the air immediately flung to the left, pointed to the pink-faced young man behind him and said, "I recommend you a powerful host." ”

"Hello, Sister Gong, I have loved your show since I was a child, and I grew up watching your show. The pink-faced young man held out his hand with a look of compliment.

Growing up watching my show? Am I that old?

Gong Jiu's face was unhappy, and he denied: "Thank you for your kindness, but I have made up my mind, this new show must be hosted by Zhao Hao, he is the soul of the show and indispensable." ”

Hey, the soul of the show is indispensable, I think you are empty, lonely and cold, and you want to raise little fresh meat.

The middle-aged man was upset.

You dare to veto the person I recommend, and don't take me as the director in your eyes!

But he didn't dare to take Gong Jiu what to do, after all, the latter was a popular host and a pillar. But he could pinch Zhao Hao, put away his smile, turned into a serious face in seconds, looked around, and deliberately ignored Zhao Hao: "Who is Zhao Hao, stand up for me!"

"You are blind, Lao Tzu is standing in front of you alive, you can't see it, I suggest you go to the ophthalmologist. Zhao Hao said with a smile.

"You temp worker dare to say I'm blind, do you know who I am?" the middle-aged man was so angry that his face trembled.

The young man with a pink face hurriedly shouted: "This is Director Liang Qiancheng Liang who is in charge of the first trial of the variety show." You are a temporary worker, you dare to insult Director Liang, I don't think you want to mix up in the TV station. Ahh

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped and hit the wall, and he fell to pieces.

And Zhao Hao, the initiator, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm sorry, there was a fly buzzing in my ears just now, and the thief is annoying." Look, now that I'm fanning you, the world is finally quiet. ”

……

"Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, forcing the number to +2!"

"Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, forcing the number to +2!"

"Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced, forcing the number to +2!"

……

I didn't start the live broadcast, how did I get so many forced numbers.

Zhao Hao took a look and found that he didn't know when the surrounding area was full of people watching the excitement.

"Thank you, thank you!"

Zhao Hao held his fist and said to the colleagues around him: "Those who have money will hold a money field, and those who have no money will hold a personal field." ”

Poof-

The onlookers were overjoyed.

Never seen such a brazen person.

Are you juggling this place?

Hey, don't really say it, just slapped an adult away, it's really amazing.

I don't know who made the fool, but a steel hammer flew from nowhere, and landed on the ground, which was particularly conspicuous.

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be invisible, forcing the number to +5!"

……

It's really cooperative, but unfortunately I don't know who threw it out, and I won't be able to mix in the TV station in the future, and I can still find him for a cross talk.

Zhao Haole thought happily.

This made Director Liang so angry that he almost had a heart attack.

Bastard!

There is no leader and lawlessness.

If this kind of temporary worker doesn't teach him a lesson, then he still has to do it, how can I lead the troops in the future?

Liang Qiancheng wanted to point at Zhao Hao's nose and scold, but when he thought of his skills just now, his momentum suddenly leaked, and he could only blush, and said angrily: "You, dare to be presumptuous here, is there still me as a director in your eyes?"

Zhao Hao was not to be outdone.

With such a powerful colleague here, don't pretend to be forced to wait for a while at this time.

If you don't take it, you will be damned!

Zhao Hao climbed in momentum, stared at Liang Qiancheng and said: "You say you are the director, you are the director, and I also said that I am the director." How do you prove it?"

Liang Qiancheng was stunned for a moment, and pointed to the work card: "Did you see it?"

Zhao Hao didn't look at it, and picked up his work card: "Then you look at me!"

Liang Qiancheng looked down, Zhao Hao (director)?!

Paralyzed, who gave you the guts to forge a work permit.

Your brain is not funny.

Liang Qiancheng looked at Gong Jiu with a constipated face: "I suspect that the host you recommended is mentally retarded." ”

Mentally retarded?

Zhao Hao was dissatisfied.

Now how can anyone who looks like a dog be a leader?

"Who are you scolding if you are mentally retarded?" Zhao Hao asked rhetorically.

"The mentally retarded scolds you!" Liang Qiancheng scolded.

"Sure enough, it's a retard. Zhao Hao said suddenly.

Be quiet.

The air was suddenly quiet.

And then......

A burst of laughter was mixed with the sound of a forced number prompt, and the sound was boiling.

Liang Qiancheng's nose was almost crooked, and he pointed at Zhao Hao and said, "You said that you are not mentally retarded, then good, let me ask you a question that a primary school student knows." ”

Say. ”

"There is a five-meter deep pit in front of me, there is no water in it, how can I get out if I jump in. ”

This kind of brain teaser can't be guessed at all unless you know the answer.

Liang Qiancheng Zhizhu is in his hands.

Zhao Hao didn't think about it, and replied: "It's simple, don't you float up if you release the water in your head." ”

Get the water out of your head......

Damn, it's a retard

Liang Qiancheng sneered: "How can I have so much water in my head?"

Zhao Hao said seriously: "If you don't have so much water in your head, why do you jump in?"

“……”

Hahaha –

Dididi——

"No, lend me an arm to make me laugh. ”

Gong Jiu put one hand on Zhao Hao's shoulder, laughing so hard that his stomach hurt.

Looking at the intimate two, Liang Qiancheng couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out: "Okay, kid, the host can't hold up a show by playing tricks." ”

"What do you rely on if you don't rely on your mouth?" Zhao Hao held his hair with his right hand and said confidently, "This host can support a TV station by relying on his appearance." ”

“……”

You don't pretend to be so unconventional, how can I pick it up?

Liang Qiancheng was so angry that his gums hurt. "It's your talent! Do you have it?" Liang Sheng not only won the first place in the National Host Contest Newcomer, but also a well-known magician who won the championship in the country of sticks. The new food column needs such talents, not garbage like you!"

"Who is the garbage talking about?" Zhao Hao squinted.

"Trash said......" Liang Qiancheng hurriedly stopped, lest he fall into the trap of language again, and looked at Gong Jiu, "Since we can't reach a consensus, let's rely on our own abilities." Liang Sheng, come over to me!"

Liang Sheng strode towards Zhao Hao: "I will convince you to lose!"