Chapter 216, Mouth Cannon
Throughout the ages, there have been countless poets and writers, leaving many ancient poems for future generations, and with the circulation of these poems, some great poets have also been admired by future generations, immortal.
And some poems can't find the author, so they can only be signed anonymous, and some poems are not suitable for being known for various reasons, and the original author hides his name, and he also signs anonymous.
There is an anonymous poem here that describes a scene from a spring or summer morning.
The poem says:
"Twenty-eight delicate ice moon essence, not stingy with good customs on the side of the road.
The heart of the flower is soft and the spring is dewy, and the willow bone Tibetan fern (rui, the meaning of lush vegetation) sleeps at night.
The clouds on the pillow are sleepy and sleepy, and the butterflies lock a few vertically and horizontally in the dream.
Relying on the fate of the sky to borrow people's convenience, Yulu is cool for six or seven more. 」
The second line of this poem is particularly good, saying that the air is fresh in the morning, there is more moisture, the dew is thick on the grass and trees, and the stamens of the open flowers are also gathered with crystal droplets. The willow tree has slender waists, but dense foliage, and the thick branches hang down next to each other, and the narrow willow leaves are abundant and vigorous, and behind this green brocade tent, there is a yellow warbler that roosts all night.
It's just that this bird won't feel good when it comes to it, and it must be already soaking wet.
In Puhai City, it was about nine o'clock in the evening, the time was wrong, but the poem was still appropriate.
At this time, you can discover the breadth and profundity of Chinese culture, which is obviously a poem with a special intention to write the scene, but in the blink of an eye, it can become an obscene poem. However, the so-called prostitute sees prostitution, and the poet does not have to bear this pot.
But to say that this poem is completely appropriate is not quite right.
"The heart of the flower is soft and the spring dew", this sentence is very appropriate, but "the willow bone Tibetan warbler at night" is a little inappropriate.
"Willow Bone Tibetan Oriole Night Warbler" is Chen Qinglang's wish, but this wish will definitely not be realized before Jiang Shuqing returns, so now it is actually a different situation, but the so-called "do not see, do not listen, do not speak, do not move", this "another scene" is a bit difficult to describe, if the second sentence is changed to "cherry lips and lilacs with nightingale", it would be more appropriate.
But if you change it like this, it's not poetic at all, but it doesn't matter, it's good to have "wetness".
Originally, according to Zhang Peipei's attitude, not only could things like "willow bones and hidden ferns stay at night" be unrealizable, but even "cherry lips and lilacs with nightingale" were also impossible, but Chen Qinglang had watched too many love action movies, and he was more open to the things of cloud and rain.
One is the sense of humiliation in terms of self-esteem, which is gone in an instant, in fact, the so-called contempt, which is also made up by her own brain, of course she also knows that Chen Qinglang can't look down on her, but her mother's things make her self-esteem stronger than others, and this aspect is really not very civilized, so there will be this kind of thing that can't be controlled in her heart is the feeling of looking down on people. Now that Chen Qinglang is doing this kind of thing for her, it makes her instantly feel a feeling of being deeply loved, after all, in her concept, this kind of thing is very "disgusting" and insulting to people's self-esteem. Only if you really love someone, you will be willing to do this kind of thing for them.
And now Chen Qinglang did this kind of thing for her without hesitation...... Although I always feel that this guy is not very skilled, the shock of the soul is still incomparable.
What's more, it was the first time for her, and she felt that she had been stimulated to explode, and some technical flaws could not be taken into account at this time, and the occasional pain of the bite made her scalp tingle like electricity.
She pressed Chen Qinglang's head with one hand and covered her mouth with the other, "Don't dare to frown loudly", this is the scene she is talking about.
The so-called reciprocation of the peach.
The scene where Mingyue taught was finally staged.
It's just that the "Moonlit Night on the Twenty-fourth Bridge" lasted for a long time, Zhang Peipei gritted his teeth and frowned there, cheering up and cheering, I don't know how long he had been mentally prepared, and how many times he had gone through a little bit of water and a shallow taste, and finally succeeded.
Zhang Peipei's skills are worse than Chen Qinglang's, and he almost didn't bite off a mouthful of nightingale, which is really a bump. It's just that this seems to be more exciting, Chen Qinglang was caught off guard, and after a short time, he couldn't help it, and directly choked Zhang Peipei.
He thought about it at the time, and now he was going to have a volcanic eruption.
Then I saw Zhang Pei Pei running out of bed like crazy, opened the door in an instant, and was just about to rush to the bathroom, when he suddenly heard two screams, and then saw Chen Yao and Jiang Siyu standing outside, and as soon as the door opened, the two of them almost hit her head.
The three of them looked at each other.
Chen Yao and Jiang Siyu watched Zhang Pei Pei open the door naked, and there was "milk" flowing out of the corner of his mouth, and they were all stunned for a moment, they didn't expect that Sister Pei Pei would still do this kind of work when she looked very conservative.
Zhang Pei Pei didn't expect that there was someone listening outside, remembering that he was not wearing any clothes at this time, and he was still holding something in his mouth, he was so shocked and ashamed that he almost fainted, and he also screamed, and the throat that was forcibly controlled instantly seemed to open his mouth, and the thing in his mouth was swallowed with a grunt.
Chen Yao and Jiang Siyu opened their mouths wide at the same time: "......"
At this time, they all felt that Zhang Pei Pei was too strong.
And Zhang Pei Pei almost wanted to hit his head to death at this moment, and at the same time bent down and stuffed his fingers into his mouth, wanting to vomit out what he had swallowed.
Jiang Siyu looked at her in pain, and couldn't help but say, "Master, it's okay to swallow it, it's very nutritious, and it's rich in protein." ”
Chen Yao: "......" She was also drunk.
And Chen Qinglang covered his body with a sheet for the first time, and then looked very angry: "Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, you still have to be shameless!"
They still want faces.
So the two girls glanced at Chen Qinglang, and after finding that they couldn't see anything, they hurriedly ran back to the room together.
"It's all you, it's okay now, how will you see Sister Pei Pei in the future?" Back in the house, Chen Yao immediately became worried, "Sister Pei Pei must be very angry, I guess she won't want to pay attention to us in the future." ”
Jiang Siyu was annoyed: "The teacher is too fast, I didn't see anything." ”
"And...... We also caused Sister Pei Pei to give the things in her mouth to ...... Woo, Sister Pei Pei must want to kill us now. Chen Yao walked around the room, feeling that the friendship boat between her and Zhang Peipei might be about to capsize.
Jiang Siyu sighed: "The teacher is so strong, he can actually let a person like the master who seems to be very introverted and cold and conservative do this kind of thing for him, it's too powerful, I can't accept it." ”
"And I almost saw Master's body, but fortunately I didn't see it, otherwise I would have had a needle's eye. This is the only thing Chen Yao feels fortunate about.
"No wonder I haven't heard anything all the time, I've been talking for a long time, not playing white-knuckle warfare. Jiang Siyu felt that it was a pity.
Chen Yao was still worried there: "What should I say when I meet Sister Pei Pei tomorrow morning?"
What a mess, completely donkey's lips are not on the horse's mouth.
On the other side, Chen Qinglang put on his pants and got out of bed, and when he saw that Zhang Peipei wanted to vomit, he hurriedly poured a glass of water and handed it to her: "I'm sorry...... I didn't control it...... Let's go to Seguchi. ”
Zhang Peipei raised his head, his eyes were teary and his face was resentful, he didn't take the water, ran to the bathroom, and continued to pick his throat.
Chen Qinglang scratched her head, what's going on, I didn't think things would turn out like this, these two little girls are really nonsense.
Zhang Peipei didn't vomit in the end, and broke his mouth in the bathroom, still feeling uncomfortable, and ran to the bed and beat Chen Qinglang hard when he came back: "It's all your fault, I'm going to die." ”
"Don't worry, I didn't poison it. Chen Qinglang said shamelessly.
Zhang Peipei became even more angry when he heard this, and beat hard, and after the beating, he was worried: "I was actually seen by Yaoyao and Siyu, and now it's over, I don't have the face to see people." "My face was sad, I really wanted to cry.
Chen Qinglang comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, if they dare to laugh at you, I'll help you beat them." ”
"Woo woo, what should I do, how will I face them in the future, I'm a dead person. The more Zhang Peipei thought about it, the more embarrassed she became, feeling like she had been caught and raped, and her mood was very complicated.
It doesn't matter if you break the lingering or something, the problem is that this is not an ordinary lingering, the most important thing is that I actually swallowed something in front of the two girls...... I thought I couldn't accept this, but it turned out to be like this, and I felt even more ashamed, and I really wanted to commit suicide by hitting the wall.
What can Chen Qinglang say, he can only keep explaining her.
However, it seems that Zhang Peipei can't let go of his feelings, and he can't sleep in the middle of the night, so Chen Qinglang is even more annoyed with the two girls, thinking that he has a chance to clean them up.
At three or four o'clock in the morning, Zhang Peipei couldn't stay any longer, she just got dressed and ran away, she really didn't know how to face the two little girls in the morning, she was not so thick-skinned, and it was embarrassing to think about that scene.
It is estimated that I dare not meet Chen Yao and Jiang Siyu for a long time.
Chen Qinglang was depressed, he was going to score a brace, or he could get a hat trick, and if he didn't do it, he could stand it even if he was a senior in college. It's okay now, comforting Zhang Pei Pei in the middle of the night, all the beautiful thoughts are gone, and the mood is very bad.
By the next morning, Chen Qinglang sat on the sofa early, ready to wait for the two girls to come out and immediately serve them.
It was almost eight o'clock when the door to the second bedroom finally opened.
Chen Yao came out of the room sleepily, glanced at him and quickly lowered his head, his eyes looked at the floor, and asked, "Did you see Siyu?"
When Chen Qinglang heard this, his brows immediately furrowed: "What do you mean? This girl is not in your room?"
Chen Yao raised his head violently, with a look of surprise on his face, and then scolded in his heart, this is not righteous, he actually ran away secretly!
"Well, maybe I'm not used to sleeping here, so I'll go back early...... Let's make breakfast, I'll go wash first. "Chen Yao wants to run.
Chen Qinglang slapped the table and said in a stern voice: "Come here!"
Chen Yao's body trembled, pretending to be puzzled: "What are you doing?"
"Don't pretend to be confused, come over to me. Chen Qinglang said impatiently.
Chen Yao immediately became apprehensive in her heart, not knowing how Chen Qinglang was going to clean her up. The footsteps were grinding, and they rubbed against the ground to Chen Qinglang.
"Yesterday...... It was Siyu's idea, she had to pull me, so she ......" Chen Yao hurriedly shook the pot.
Chen Qinglang was heartbroken: "Don't you know Pei Pei's thin skin? I didn't sleep well last night, and I couldn't help but run at three or four o'clock, I don't know how long it will take to recover my strength, I look very distressed, do you know?"
Chen Yao rubbed the corners of her clothes: "I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”
"What's the use of knowing that it's wrong at this time? Can you turn back time? Can you make up for the psychological trauma caused to Pei Pei? It's just nonsense!"
"Big deal...... What did you do to me...... I won't mention it in the future, will the two of us be even?" Chen Yao said weakly.
Chen Qinglang glared at her vigorously: "Hey, it's over, don't use that thing as a shield at every turn, it's useless!"
"If a man is not a saint or a sage, he can do no wrong...... Everybody makes mistakes. Chen Yao said aggrievedly.
"It's okay for you to make a mistake to me, but now it's Pei Pei who is hurting. Chen Qinglang emphasized, "If she has a psychological shadow because of this incident in the future, can you afford this responsibility?"
Chen Yao pouted: "I still have a psychological shadow......
Chen Qinglang felt that this little comrade's attitude was very problematic: "You have a Mao's psychological shadow......"
"There is! I feel uncomfortable when I wear underwear!" Chen Yao's decibels suddenly increased, and her eyes were still red, "It's all your fault!" and then turned around and went to the bathroom angrily.
Chen Qinglang was stunned, looking confused.
Holy, this is so serious?
The weak one shouted at the bathroom: "That...... That's it......"
Flatten your uncle!
Chen Yao closed the door of the bathroom and felt particularly uncomfortable between her legs......
This bastard didn't know how hateful what he was doing, and he should have let him take advantage of it, but the two women were injured......
It's hard to be a woman.
I have to wash my underwear again......
It won't be like this every day, will it......
Isn't that a man dead......
How much water do you need to drink each day......
I'm obviously gay......
No, I have time to talk to Sister Celadon and quickly correct my sexual orientation, and if I continue like this, I will have to feel for the opposite sex physiologically...... It's just horrible......