Chapter 2 Referring to a Deer as a Horse
Although Tang Zhi is not good at history, he still has a lot of understanding of this well-known allusion.
Of course, which of the ministers present is not officialdom fritters, something that even Tang Zhi can see, how can they not know the prime minister's intentions?
Therefore, all of them lowered their eyebrows and remained silent, looking at Chen Xueru with a smile, their eyes full of banter.
Chen Xueru's heart couldn't stop regretting.
If he knew this, he wouldn't have come out to show off his talents.
But now, it's too late to regret it.
"Lord Chen, let's take a good look, is it a sika deer or a bloody BMW?" The prime minister's words were slightly cold, and there was a threat in his eyes.
That powerful momentum was like a mountain that made Chen Xueru breathless.
At this time, there was even more deathly silence in the main hall, and countless people were quietly waiting for Chen Xueru's answer.
Is it to obey the prime minister's obscenity or to stick to his conscience?
This is a serious question.
You know, being respectful on weekdays and talking nonsense with your eyes open are not the same concept.
After a long time, Chen Xueru, who was covered with cold sweat, knelt on the ground with a puff, and there was still half a point of pride in his mouth.
"I am deaf and dazzled, and I don't know the true face of BMW, and I ask the prime minister to atone for his sins!"
"Hahaha!" The prime minister's hearty laughter sounded in the hall: "What kind of crime can Lord Chen teach his son?"
Hearing this, Chen Xueru breathed a sigh of relief.
At this critical moment of life and death, he still sacrificed his life to survive.
The prime minister motioned for Chen Xueru to get up, but his eyes slowly swept towards the others.
"What about the ministers, what do you think?"
This naked question came out of the prime minister's mouth again, and at this time, the ministers fell into deep thought, but Chen Xueru was a little gloating.
"You laughed at me just now, but now it's your turn!"
At this time, many ministers all spoke.
"The prime minister is right, this is a bloody horse!"
"It's just that when you look at how bright the coat color is, you can see that it is extraordinary. ”
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Of course, there are sycophants, and naturally there are also taciturn.
There are also many courtiers who dare not refute on the spot, but they do not actively support it. They just passively pretend to be deaf and dumb in an attempt to get by.
But how could the prime minister give these people a chance.
"Master Li Zongtang, what do you think?"
Li Zongtang, who was wearing a three-grade official uniform, had a bitter face, and he could only answer ambiguously: "Lord Prime Minister, the lower officials think that this is really a peerless and rare treasure!"
"Lord Li Zongtang, you are wrong again, the original appearance is asking you whether this is a sika deer or a bloody BMW?"
Faced with the prime minister's successive questions, Li Zongtang had to answer respectfully.
"Xia Guan thought that this was ...... Sweat and blood BMW!"
The deep words were mixed with deep humiliation, and the other ministers all dared to be angry.
No wonder this is so, it is really because the prime minister is too powerful now.
Seeing that Cheng was threatening hundreds of officials in front of him, Tang Zhi knew that he could no longer let the prime minister do it.
You must know that in the era of Tang Zhi, after Zhao Gao successfully pointed out the deer as a horse in the court, it didn't take long for Qin II Hu Hai to be wiped by him.
Now that the prime minister is also successful, wouldn't Tang Zhi even be unstable in eating and sleeping?
No, it's absolutely not going to work!
When it comes to things that are dangerous to Tang Zhi's life, he will never tolerate it.
But the ministers in front of him have already yielded most of them, what should he do?
At this time, Tang Zhi's eyes rolled, and he suddenly came to an idea.
He stalked his neck and laughed loudly.
"I've been struggling with no BMW to play with recently, but I didn't expect the prime minister to be so intimate to send this treasure of the Western Regions. The only one in the world who knows me is the prime minister!"
The prime minister listened to Tang Zhi speak like this, and the corners of his mouth curled up with a hint of mockery.
Gentleman is gentleman, waste is waste, even the intention of referring to the deer as a horse can't be seen, sure enough, Datang hit the end!
It seems that it won't be long before it will be my turn to sit on this dragon chair, Qin Gui.
The prime minister thought so in his heart, and his face became more and more proud.
Those sycophants were full of joy on their faces, especially Chen Xueru was even happier than the New Year. The silent ministers, by contrast, were disappointed.
But Tang Zhi's next sentence made the situation above the court turbulent.
"However, this BMW seems to be extraordinary, but whether it really has the ability still needs to be tested!"
Tang Zhi opened his mouth, but he didn't give anyone a chance to react.
"Someone, give me a good saddle!"
The soldiers in the main hall didn't seem to expect Tang Zhi to say this, and they were all a little stunned at that time. They subconsciously set their eyes on the prime minister, and their eyes were full of questions.
Before the prime minister could react, Tang Zhi scolded.
"Presumptuous! I talked to you, didn't you hear?"
The guard looked panicked and fell to his knees.
"The ministers deserve death, please forgive your majesty!"
"Forgive your sins? How much face do you have to let me forgive your sins? Someone came to me and peeled off his skin, and he will never be hired from now on!"
As soon as these words came out, the guard was completely panicked. He hurriedly cried and begged for mercy, and his head was even more desperate to the ground. Compared to the previous perfunctory, now is the real fear.
"Your Majesty spare your life, Your Majesty spare your life!"
"Your Majesty, this ......"
The prime minister was about to open his mouth to plead, but Tang Zhi forced him to speak first.
"What are you three still doing in a daze, do you want to disobey the same order as him?"
Tang Zhi deliberately accented the two words "Anti-Will".
This seems to be said to the guards, but in fact, it is beating the prime minister.
What if you are a powerful minister? If you dare to openly disobey orders in this Jinluan Palace, I will dare to punish you justifiably.
The three guards dared to say anything more, two of them hurriedly took out the guards who had been stopped by Tang Zhi, and the other went to get the saddle non-stop.
At this time, Tang Zhi looked at the prime minister with a smile.
"Prime Minister, did you have anything to say just now?"
The prime minister looked at Tang Zhi like this, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.
You've taken people off, what else can I say?
He had no choice but to divert the subject: "Your Majesty, I just wanted to ask you what you want the saddle for?"
Tang Zhi asked rhetorically with an exaggerated expression: "Such a good BMW, of course I want to test ride it myself!"
By this time, the guard had already brought back the saddle.
This time, he learned shrewdly, and without waiting for Tang Zhi to speak, he hurriedly put the saddle on the sika deer.
Tang Zhi swaggered down from the dragon seat and was about to get on the horse.
When the ministers saw Tang Zhi like this, their mouths were hypocritical persuasions.
"Your Majesty, you must not, if you hurt the dragon body, wouldn't it be a disaster for the country!" said Chen Xueru, who was showing off his talent before, with a face full of "worry".
He said so on his lips, but in his heart, he wished to let Tang Zhi ride.
With a deer as a horse, if this word is spread out of the main hall, wouldn't it make people laugh?
Just when he thought Tang Zhi was going to ride the horse himself, Tang Zhi nodded.
"Well, what Aiqing said is reasonable, since that's the case, then you can come!"
"Me?" Chen Xueru's eyes widened.
Tang Zhi stared at him: "Do you have an opinion?"
First there was the guard in front, and then there was Tang Zhi's warning. Which round to get him Chen Xueru said nothing.
Helpless, he had no choice but to go up.
But this sika deer itself is small, which can compare to the tall horse. Chen Xueru is a scholar and is not good at riding and shooting, and it took a lot of effort to sit on it.
But even so, the embarrassed appearance made everyone laugh.
Tang Zhi was also full of smiles: "Come, take two steps and take a look!"
Chen Xueru clamped the deer between his legs, but he never thought that the deer jumped up and down and directly turned him upside down.
"Hahaha!" all the ministers laughed.
Only where Chen Xueru rubbed his ass and secretly complained.
"It seems that this BMW horse is really not recoverable by ordinary people!"
Tang Zhi laughed at the corners of his mouth when he saw him like this, and at this time, he suddenly turned his head and stared at the arrogant prime minister.
"I heard that the prime minister is excellent at riding, and he is a first-class hero of my Datang, why don't you try it?"