Chapter 6 The fourth killer Zeng Xiaoxian and the invincible female demon Hu Yifei
Now in apartment 3602, Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei, and Tian Erniu stared at each other and didn't know what to say for a while, which was very embarrassing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"That," Zeng Xiaoxian decided to break this embarrassment: "Tian, Tian Erniu, how did you and Tie Zhu meet?!
"What so much nonsense!" Hu Yifei spoke first, "Although you don't know where Wang Tiezhu's negative man is for the time being?" Hu Yifei said word by word: "You need to find him out right now, instead of preparing to listen to the story here." Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless for a while after hearing this.
Tian Erniu felt that the atmosphere was still a little embarrassed and said: "Feifei, it's not dawn yet, and Mr. Zeng has just come back from a business trip and hasn't rested yet, let's wait for dawn to find the iron pillar, okay?" After speaking, he still held Hu Yifei's arm. Hu Yifei looked at Tian Erniu's pleading eyes and sighed: "I was really defeated by you, what do you say is good about that Wang Tiezhu?!
"Hey, hey" Zeng Xiaoxian was unhappy, "Don't knock over a group of people with one shot," Before he finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian saw Hu Yifei pick up the kitchen knife that had just rested on the table, and his voice immediately lowered an octave: "Besides, men are not things!"
"Poof," Tian Erniu laughed after listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's words. Hu Yifei peeled an apple with a kitchen knife, ate it in a big gulp, and said while eating: "I love to hear this sentence, men are not things." ”
"That," Zeng Xiaoxian found that what he said just now was ambiguous, and he was even more discouraged, "I won't tell you, well, I'm going back to my room to sleep!" With that, Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and prepared to go back to his room.
"Wait a minute," Hu Yifei put down the kitchen knife and stood up, "Hello Zeng Xiaoxian, my name is Hu Yifei." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei's outstretched right hand strangely and shook it hesitantly.
"Don't stand, sit?!" Hu Yifei beckoned Zeng Xiaoxian to sit down and continued: "Zeng Xiaoxian, we are from one school, and we are considered an alumnus. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't have any impression at all and smiled dryly, "Hehe, you are also from Jiaotong University?"
"That's right, I'm in the same class as you, except that you're in the Faculty of Letters, and I'm in the Faculty of Science. ”
"Fei Fei, I didn't expect you and Xiaoxian to be alumni?!" Tian Erniu said: "This world is really small. ”
"Oh," Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't have an impression, "You, have you heard of me at school?!" Zeng Xiaoxian was secretly refreshed in his heart, this beautiful female tyrannosaurus still knows herself, it seems that she is quite a girl at school......!
"There are more boys and fewer girls in our College of Science, and my girlfriends are basically from your College of Liberal Arts, and a few of my buddies have come back to talk to me about you. ”
"I didn't expect that I would be so famous. Zeng Xiaoxian touched his head embarrassedly.
"Do you know that there are four killers in your Faculty of Letters?" asked Hu Yifei.
"Oh, aren't there only three killers?!" Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it, but still joked: "Would you like to hear it in detail?" Tian Erniu also looked at Hu Yifei with interest.
Hu Yifei said: "The first killer, Hu Yidao, director of the Political and Educational Office of the Academy of Liberal Arts. You two look at me individually, this Hu Yidao has nothing to do with me!" Hu Yifei saw the inquiring eyes of the two, and quickly showed that he had no blood relationship with him.
"I know this," Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Director Hu is older and old-fashioned. As long as there is an uncivilized phenomenon on campus, in the past, a hand knife was directly cut at the neck of the person, similar to the ancient beheading, known as Hu Yidao. ”
"That's right!" Hu Yifei said: "The second killer, Ye Nantian, a professor of history at the College of Liberal Arts, usually doesn't make a move, mainly in the final exam, mainly cheating and cheating. ”
"Who let him cheat!" Tian Erniu said: "Usually don't study hard, you can't just cheat!"
"The third killer, Professor Li, who teaches advanced mathematics, is known as Xiao Li Feidao in the rivers and lakes, mainly in the classroom. Hu Yifei continued: "The course of advanced mathematics itself is relatively boring, Professor Li is not very old, but his temper is not small. ”
"Once, a large lesson plan was thrown away, and a boy's head was smashed and several stitches were struck. Zeng Xiaoxian continued: "Actually, Professor Li thinks it's pretty good, and I've listened to his lectures. ”
"There is also the fourth killer," Hu Yifei continued.
"Wait!" Zeng Xiaoxian said confusedly: "I remember that there are only three killers!"
"Don't worry," Hu Yifei said, "The fourth killer is a student. "The students are so powerful?!" Tian Erniu said inexplicably adoring: "Then he must be quite powerful." ”
"This fourth killer is Zeng Xiaoxian, who is known as the first super virgin in the Academy of Liberal Arts!" Hu Yifei stretched out his hand and pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"What?!" Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up with a spirit: "Who said I was a virgin, I sued him for slander!"
"Calm down!" Hu Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder with a teasing face.
"Fei Fei, talk about it quickly," Tian Erniu was interested and hurriedly asked, "This virgin can also be a killer?!"
"Well," Hu Yifei ignored Zeng Xiaoxian's pleading gaze and said, "This title of the fourth killer is due to the fact that someone found that as a boy who is not many boys in the Academy of Letters, Zeng Xiaoxian actually has no girlfriend. Then some boring people found that there was only one boy in the entire Faculty of Arts, Zeng Xiaoxian, and no girlfriend. Then there were homosexuals who approached Zeng Xiaoxian without success, and then countless handsome men and girls tried to seduce (pursue) Zeng Xiaoxian without success. Finally, there are good things to comment: The world is out of my generation, and it is better than the single Zeng Xiaoxian, who has no colorful phoenix wings, and only Zeng Xiaoxian. ”
"Haha......" The two girls laughed.
Zeng Xiaoxian squatted aggrievedly aggrievedly, why don't you say that I am proud of my double master's degree in philosophy and history! I was born in an orphanage and has no money and no background......
"Don't cry," Tian Erniu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was rippling with tears, and said, "I didn't expect Zeng Xiaoxian that you are still a virgin!" Zeng Xiaoxian was so depressed that you couldn't mention this stubble?!
"No! There is no fourth killer in the Faculty of Letters!" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted: "If I am the fourth killer, how can I not know?!"
"That's right!" Tian Erniu also questioned.
"You said Professor Li, Director Hu, and Teacher Ye, do they know that they are killers?!" Hu Yifei asked.
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless, it was obvious that Director Hu and they didn't know the killer title that the students had choreographed for themselves.
"Don't talk about me, what major do you study in the College of Science?" Zeng Xiaoxian changed the subject: "I haven't heard of you. "Zeng Xiaoxian's face is full of you, you are not famous in school, I have never heard of it.
"I majored in physics, and later went to graduate school in the direction of space physics?" Hu Yifei continued: "I am also the head of the Guoshu Museum. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian remembered that there was such a female head general of the same year, known as the invincible female devil head of the Guoshu Museum, who fought all over Jiaotong University, and won the championship of the National Arts Competition of Magic University Students for four consecutive years.