Hu Kui didn't think that the female singer stretched out her hand to push her away because she was disgusted, but felt that it was teasing, and her heart was even more itchy and unbearable, and she was cheeky, and she came to the side of the female singer's face with a smile on her face, sniffed deeply, and said with satisfaction: "This little lady's rouge is really fragrant!"

The old bustard heard Hu Kui's voice outside the door, and wondered in his heart: "Why did this second fool come to the backstage, what kind of fame is it, and the drama can't be opened?"

The old bustard stood still, listened to a few more words, and only heard Hu Kui continue: "I don't know what this rouge tastes like, let this son taste it?" and then understood that Hu Kui was molesting the female actress in the background.

Pushing open the door curtain, the old bustard rushed into the room with a smile on his eyebrows, waved the red embroidered lotus handkerchief in his hand, paced and stood in front of Hu Kui in small steps, and stopped him from leaning towards the female girl's mouth, but unfortunately Hu Kui's eyes were slightly closed, and he didn't see the old bustard who was killed halfway, and he pouted and was ready to eat a mouthful of rouge, and almost kissed the old bustard's blood-red mouth.

The old bustard pretended to be girlish, turned half of his face, and let Hu Kui kiss him on the cheek, and said shyly: "Oh, I said Hu Gongzi, you don't have to look at it and kiss me, I have been closed for ten years, and today is the door of Pengmen for you, I can't afford it." ”

Hu Kui was taken aback when he heard her voice, opened his eyes, and rubbed it again, only to realize that the wrinkled face he kissed just now was actually an old bustard, not a fantasy girl in his heart.

"What the hell are you doing here, Bao Niang, you killed a trip to bite gold halfway, and caused Lao Tzu to eat a mouthful of!" Hu Kui almost wiped his mouth, still wiping his mouth.

The old bustard's face was displeased, his hands were crossed on his waist, and he said: "I think my Bao Niang was also a radius of hundreds of miles when she was young, and countless men admired the top brand of the Qinglou, who didn't covet me, waiting for my man to block the Yangtze River and cut off the flow, even if he was old, he didn't have to dislike it, if he kissed me, he would have to wipe his mouth hundreds of times, I am afraid that you will kiss this famous corner, and you are afraid that you will even vomit out the bitter gall." ”

"Phew, phew. Hu Kui wiped his mouth for the last time, spit a few mouthfuls of spit, and said, "I don't believe it, if I can kiss this little lady Fangze, I will have to wake up laughing even if I dream." ”

A group of people around him, including the class owner, all looked at this second fool with a smile, the class leader smiled with a little helplessness, and the person had to bow his head under the eaves, and walked over and said: "Bao Niang, you spent silver money to invite us from Fucheng, it stands to reason that we should eat people's soft mouths and sing big dramas on stage with all our hearts, but this Hu Gongzi has been staying in this backstage, you see that my female singers don't dare to change their costumes and makeup, how can the play start?"

The old bustard didn't think that he was here to urge the play, so he didn't speak first, but was commanded by the class master, and he endured the unhappiness in his heart, and said with a smile: "Master Hu, the play is about to start, why don't we go back to our seats and watch the play?"

Where can Hu Kui listen to her words, only the woman sitting in front of the bronze mirror with makeup in his eyes is in his eyes, only to see her facing the mirror, not moved by the noisy outside world at all, focusing on tracing her eyebrows, the infinite delicacy between her eyebrows and eyes, almost made Hu Kui's heart drunk, her knees were soft, and she couldn't wait to worship under the pomegranate skirt immediately.

Hu Kui patted the female singer on the shoulder, regardless of the persuasion of others, stirred his eyebrows, smiled evilly, put his head to the female singer's ear, and said softly: "Little lady, I will kiss it and obediently go back to watch the play, and when you come to the stage, I will give you a lot of silver." ”

Seeing that the girl was drawing her eyebrows, she thought that she had acquiesced, but because of her bad face, she agreed, so she pursed her lips and leaned over to kiss her face, preferably to kiss the flaming red lips smeared with rouge, and taste the delicious taste of red rouge.

It's a pity that Hu Kui has a bad problem, when kissing others, his eyes will be closed unconsciously, just now because he closed his eyes and almost kissed the old bustard, but he didn't learn a lesson, this time he closed his eyes again, thinking that he was so close that he would be able to kiss the face of the female singer, foolproof.

However, only hearing a crisp slap, Hu Kui felt that his face was slapped heavily, it hurt hotly, covered his face, opened his eyes, and saw the female singer's face full of anger, her eyebrows slightly bent slightly, if you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't notice it at all, and the trembling slender hand was exactly the same as the five fingerprints on Hu Kui's face.

"Didn't you say that I would reward you, why did you beat me?" Hu Kui said aggrievedly, covering his face.

The woman's anger did not subside, and she said hatefully: "Do you know how much work it took to put my eyebrows, and when I was touched by you fool, I immediately lost my efforts, and it was light to slap you, and I haven't chopped you yet!" This voice was a little weird in the shrill voice, not like a woman, but like a man pinching his throat to say.

Hu Kui was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and he couldn't even care about the pain on his face, and said in disbelief: "Are you a man?"

Laughing, it turned out that although this female singer played the role of Hua Dan, she was played by a male actor, painted with makeup, like a beauty, but unfortunately after all, she was a man, and she couldn't completely become a woman from the root, and her voice could only imitate a woman, but it was more than sharp and thin, and she was not gentle enough, and it was difficult to be as fake and real as a female voice.

The old bustard is a person who soaks in the wind and moon field all day long, he has a little experience in opera, and he has long admired the famous actor who plays Hua Dan, but he didn't expect that after inviting Jingnan, he was teased by Hu Kui's straw bag as a beauty, I am afraid that it will be difficult to invite him in the future.

The class owner had a flat smile on his face, for fear that he would laugh too loudly and rampantly, and no one would settle the expenses for singing, but he couldn't help it after all, especially when he saw Hu Kui's surprised and painful smile, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"If I can't fix my eyebrows today, I will shave all your hair, don't sing Sifan, and sing "Mountain Gate" instead. The horn said angrily, "Mountain Gate" is to beat Lu Zhishen to death in the west of the town with three punches, in order to avoid trouble, he went to Wutai Mountain to shave as a monk, but he went down the mountain to drink secretly, and returned to the temple to get drunk and beat the mountain gate.

Hu Kui was not only slapped in the face, but also caused himself to lose face, and he was both angry and ashamed in his heart, especially the beautiful and beautiful woman, who was actually a man! Fortunately, he didn't kiss her, otherwise all her internal organs would have been vomited.

"You...... Why didn't you tell me it was a man earlier!" Hu Kui said forcefully, rolled up his sleeves, and asked menacingly.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the old bustard hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and the other three sons also came up to persuade him, just to see him flirting with the female singer, but he didn't expect it to be a man, and they all secretly laughed secretly.

Seeing that Mingjiao was angry, the class leader hurriedly rushed over, stopped between the two, smiled all over his face, and said sloppily: "Master Hu must have already seen that Mingjiao is a man, and deliberately teased us, forget it, forget it." ”

The words gave Hu Kui a step down, Rao is Hu Kui is reckless and stupid, and he also knows the truth of accepting it when he sees it, so he snorted, opened the curtain and went out.

The other three burst out laughing and hurriedly followed out of the room.

The crowd laughed so hard that they couldn't help but laugh, and even the corners of their mouths couldn't help but laugh.