revolve

caper

I closed my eyes

The hustle and bustle is invisible

Are you intoxicated?

……

"Two holes, two holes, I'm Dongyi, what's the situation with you?" Wei Liaochen connected the satellite phone and asked Lin Xiaoan.

"Ahh

"Drive slowly, slow down, you're going to hit it, you're going to hit it, you're going to hit it, you're going to hit it!

"I'm going to die! I'm going to kill someone! I'm going to kill someone! I'm not going to let you go if I'm a ghost!"

"Meow me

"......" Wei Liaochen hung up the phone decisively.

"What's the sound, the ghost is crying wolf?" Er Hu followed the guidance of the old village chief Liu who was sitting in the co-pilot seat next to him, and cautiously drove the jeep along the road, and vaguely heard the shouting on the other end of the phone.

"Nothing, everything was fine. Wei Liaochen's face remained unchanged and replied calmly.

I listened to a rough Dumon on the side: "......"

……

If you use God's perspective to let the reader stand in the clouds and look down on the north side of the King Mountain, you will find that an orange giant excavator seems to be possessed by a river crab, and it is like a mad bull, rampage through the steep slope of the mountain without any scruples.

In order to reach the destination as soon as possible, and with a bit of an inexplicable mentality, Lin Xiaoan turned on the [Driving] and [Martial Arts Supreme] skills at the same time!

Lin Xiaoan stepped on the horse, stepped on the seven stars in a heavy dantian, held the steering wheel in one hand, and held the joystick in the other, and started his performance brazenly under the humble conditions without the help of a photographer and gaffer!

With the roar of the engine, the excavator reaches its limit, and the tracks crunch on the slippery, muddy mountain path as it turns.

When encountering small piles of rubble, the excavator did not hesitate to run over them.

Even if the big stone was in the way, Lin Xiaoan was not in a hurry, I saw him sneer, his hands danced like butterflies, turned the cab, raised the boom and stuck the bottom of the stone with a bucket, and gently pried it, and the big stone rolled towards the side of the road "bonely", obediently getting out of the way.

Unexpectedly, the excavator drove a few meters and encountered a boulder blocking the way, which was more than ten times larger than the previous one, almost like a hill.

Lin Xiaoan said in a deep voice: "Hold it firm!"

After speaking, Lin Xiaoan didn't care about paying attention to the situation of the three people behind, and rotated the cab 360 degrees, leaned his back against the boulder, lowered the boom to let the bucket hold up to the ground, and the excavator crawler slowly retreated against the boulder.

At this time, the excavator body, boom and bucket form an irregular trapezoid, and the whole excavator relies only on the bucket as a fulcrum to slowly climb the boulder.

Just a meter away from the top of the boulder, the boom was stretched to the longest, and the excavator was suspended in mid-air.

He was calm and calm, without sorrow or joy, and pulled the lever with one hand to lift the bucket, and the excavator was about to fall suddenly!

The digging arm quickly retracted, inserted the edge of the bucket into the crack three-quarters of the way above the ground, and then pushed the excavator past the top of the boulder.

The gourd was drawn from the top of the boulder to the ground, and as soon as the crawler of the excavator came into contact with the ground, the three people in the back row, who had already flown out of the sky, collapsed into a ball, and Xiao Hei was clasped around Lin Xiao'an's neck and pretended to be a scarf.

"Huh?" Lin Xiao'an thought moved slightly, turned his head, and found that a big stone was being smashed from the high hillside towards the direction of the excavator, and he couldn't help but shout: "It's good to come!"

At this time, the boom of the excavator is connected to the bucket, as if turning into a huge slap, and the cab is twisted lightly, driving the bucket to slap the stone of the attacker!

"Bang!" sparks burst out from the intimate contact between the bucket and the stones, and the large stones that could not withstand such a warm welcome instantly fell apart, shattering to the ground, and the splashed gravel crackled on the excavator shell.

"Fight with me?" Lin Xiaoan drove the excavator majestically and continued to move forward, humming a little song and looking left and right, his face was unconcealed pride, which made people inevitably have the illusion that he was not driving an excavator, but an anti-missile tank disguised as an excavator.

……

There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, but there is also an end to the road.

The excavator at the end of the road reluctantly stopped running, and the closed door of the cab finally opened.

Liu Yilu, Guo Zhe and Liu Lingshan jumped from the excavator and jumped to the ground, and the three of them made a move in unison: hugging the tree!

Liu Yilu hugged the tree and eased up, raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at Lin Xiaoan, and shouted with a crying voice: "Lin Xiaoan! I, Liu Yilu, admit that I have not done anything to be sorry for you! The handling fee and income tax you had to pay in the temporary mine before were all deducted from my share! I was busy and only got less than 10 percent! I gave you a lot of the first penny! Today you actually hurt me like this!"

Lin Xiaoan hugged Xiao Hei with one hand, stepped out of the cab and jumped, and stood still: "Look at your little bit of interest! Isn't it just a rush to an excavator, is it a shame to be scared like this......?

After a glance, Lin Xiaoan immediately shut up and turned on the [Wonderful Hands Rejuvenation] skill-

It turned out that Guo Zhe and Liu Lingshan were holding the tree and fainted with their eyes open.

……

After a period of chaos, the "Lin Xiaoan Rescue Team" regrouped and prepared to hike up the mountain to find someone.

"So, here's the problem......" Guo Zhe asked, "It's all trees, how to find them?"

Lin Xiaoan finally knows what the "perception" in the personal panel represents.

Xiao Hei instructed Lin Xiao'an with his mind: "Host, your perception has reached 50, please trust your intuition. 」

Lin Xiaoan closed his eyes and raised his head, raised his hands flat, felt the rain, and smiled slightly in the eyes of the remaining three people, "Ma Ma loves to come here, there is stagflation and pretending to be forced": "Follow me." ”