Today, when he was running for the class committee, Li Xin was quiet.

"The students are quiet! Tonight, I am running for the class committee. Zhang Yan commanded.

"Do any of you want to be a class committee member today?" said a classmate with a pen in his mouth.

"I wanted to be a squad leader for a long time, but now this squad leader is not boring when he speaks softly!"

"Well, that's the obedient students in our class, you know? She's the president of the former Dec County Middle School hooligan class. This classmate preached.

"Really, it must not be soft!"

"It's certainly not soft. The classmate put down his pen and walked to the podium, "Teacher, I want to be a health commissioner!"

He glanced at Li Xin as he spoke.

Because he knew that Li Xin had not only been the class leader of the hooligan class, but also the health committee member of the hooligan class! He knew that he was not qualified enough, but he could still be a health commissioner, and he always felt that he could be a health commissioner, and his purpose was to have some fun in life.

Li Xin sat on the seat and thought, the current sixth class of high school is a quiet class, a very active learning atmosphere, an environment of respecting teachers and loving friends, in this class body, she should focus more on her studies and work hard, but she wants to be a good class committee member. To create a better learning environment for each student in the class to the best of their ability.

Li Xin decided, and she participated in the competition for class president.

Li Xin stepped onto the podium and said to Zhang Chang, "Teacher, after thinking about it, I still decided to participate in the election of class president, and I think I have the ability to manage this class well and be qualified for this position!"

Li Xin looked at the teacher and said firmly.

"Okay, the students' election for the class committee has officially begun!" Zhang Chang said excitedly, "Now running for class president." The candidates for the squad leader are Huang Yuping, Huang Xianyi, Li Xin, and He Lanqing. ”

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I haven't been able to write a word count lately, but I'm not discouraged, I'm almost about to release a new book, please support!

(Here are a few little jokes)

1. Since I got a fitness card, the road to fitness has been completely stuck.

2. For girls, if they can take a satisfactory selfie on this day, it will be a meaningful day.

3. What is the scheming? I didn't show my legs much in the summer, and I started to wear skirts in early autumn. . . Now there are not many people on the street who can be whiter than me!

4. If you quit your job after finding a new job, it's called being responsible, but if you do this to your girlfriend, it's called "cheating."

5. A man should marry such a woman, first: she will not live in vain, second: she is not a superficial person, and third: she is the person you can't find with a lantern in the legend.

6. What should be paid attention to when new students enter the school: the boys and girls who can perform singing, playing the guitar and dancing in military training should stay away, otherwise you will be the next one to have a fetus at home.

7. I really don't understand what kind of psychology boys have when they exercise all day long?!

8. Conspiracy theories can make simple-minded people feel that their minds are not simple.

9. The first criterion for making friends is not to be a middleman in trouble, there is nothing that can please both ends, only you will end up inside and outside is not a person.

10. The most time-wasting thing in the world is to tell young people about experience, 10,000 words are not as good as you falling on your own, tears teach you to be a man, regret helps you grow, pain is the best teacher. The detours that life should take are actually indispensable for one meter.

11. Many of us are like street signs, standing on the side of the road to show the way to confused people, but we can't go where we want to go.

12. The more a person achieves nothing, the more he likes to win in quarrels, because this is one of the few areas where he can achieve success.

13. Many injuries are originally one-off, maybe because of your obsession, it is like a saw, constantly pulling on your heart, and the person holding the saw tightly is actually yourself.

14. If your heart is stronger, you won't listen to the wind or rain. If you know more things, you won't be able to follow the crowd.

15. What is the most powerful skill in the world? It is to grow old in a happy mood, to choose to rest when you want to work, to be silent when you want to speak, and to ignite hope when you are disappointed.

16. If you are not a bad person in nature, don't learn from others to do bad things, whether you can hurt others is not necessarily, but it is definitely you who have a troubled conscience.

17. The relationship between a gentleman and a villain is the relationship between water and oil. A small person in a gentleman's pile is like a drop of oil in a kettle. It won't blend, but it's acceptable, and you can see the oil floating on the water.

1. A: It's too hard to do IT, the more data is stored, the budget is getting smaller and smaller, there are more and more good friends, and there are fewer and fewer girlfriends. What if you want to change lines?

B: Hit enter.

2. Programmers are this kind of people: honest and well-treated, busy with work, less talking, more money and less talk, die early, and have simple thoughts and don't fool around.

3. Why do programmers like to carry a computer bag wherever they go, even if there is no computer in it?

A: Because they don't have any other packages.

4. The plot when the programmer solves the problem: change the light bulb, find that the shelf is loose, and when you take the wire cutter, you find that the roller of the drawer is going to be oiled, and the oil is gone, and you have to drive to buy it, but the car is broken again...

1. The main contents of this week's work are: waiting for the National Day.

5. Every day, I know that I follow the trend and complain that the holiday attractions are all everyone, everyone and everyone, as if you will go out to play during the holidays, and you have to work for a few days without points in your heart?

6. A: Excuse me, under what circumstances does 7 plus 3 equal to 8?

7. B: Equal to 8 in case of miscalculation.

8. A: Wrong, daughter-in-law, you say.

9. B: When the National Day meets the Mid-Autumn Festival, 7 plus 3 equals 8.

10. Moon cakes should be the essence of the food industry, it can touch any taste, five-kernel jujube paste ham and lotus paste;

It can be eaten in any way, cut into pieces, swallowed, stir-fried and steamed;

It rubs all hot spots, and emojis are popular this year;

It has any price, and the sky-high price gives people sublimation friendship.

1. The number of deposits is decreasing, and the number of weights is rising, which is the pain of middle age.

2. If a person does not have a dream, what is the difference between being carefree and carefree?

3. When you give babies food, they will play with it, and when you give it to a toy, they will put it in their mouths and bite it.

4. People in the upper class, everyone is staring at each other's strengths;

People in the middle class, everyone is waiting for the good of others;

People in the lower classes, everyone is sitting and waiting for someone else's joke!

Hahaha, do you think these words make sense???

5. When the temper comes, the blessing is gone! The key to human elegance is to control one's emotions. Hurting someone with your mouth is the stupidest thing to do.