It's May and June, and it's hot. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although more than one expert jumped up and down pointed out that because of the landfall of a certain cold snap this year, this year's temperature will be the lowest point in the history.

But anyone who has lived in the north for a period of time knows in their hearts that those idle experts and professors are brushing their sense of existence again, and they are ready to participate in the trick and death competition.

In this daytime, if you walk on the road under the sun, the taste will definitely make many people feel what is called fire-like enthusiasm.

The lowest temperature ever?

It was just after lunch, and the sun in the sky was facing the earth, showing his anger unscrupulously.

The streets that used to be bustling with traffic, but now there are not many pedestrians walking outside.

In such a hot and dry weather, it is a happy little day when you should hide in your room, turn on the air conditioner, drink cold drinks, play with the computer, and stuff some snacks into your mouth from time to time.

But for those senior high school students who sit in the steamer, sweat like rain, and are busy doing what they do for the three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation of such heart-wrenching test questions.

Not to mention drinking cold drinks and playing with the computer, even if there are a few more ceiling fans with symbolic meaning than actual meaning, it is also a luxury.

However, compared with those hard-pressed babies who are suffering from pain, Sun Feng, who is also a senior high school student who is close to the college entrance examination, is having a good time at the moment.

"Hiccup...... Belch...... When you are full, drink enough, and take a nap, it is really a day for a god to not change. ”

In a small park with pleasant scenery, in a cool and quiet secluded place, a young man who looks quite delicate is lying.

He was wearing a normal blue tracksuit, with a lower-to-average height, and the thin tracksuit on his body made him look leaner.

Casually throwing aside the empty drink bottle in his hand, Sun Feng touched his slightly bulging belly, opened his squinted eyes lazily, and then.

With your legs cocked, your hands behind your head, and humming a tune that doesn't make a tune, you're ready to spend a nice afternoon in this small place with a decent view.

As for classes or something, you have to wait until Lao Tzu wakes up, and then decide whether to go or not depending on your mood.

As soon as the word class came to mind, Sun Feng, who was originally in a mood of at least six plus signs and was sunnier than today's sun, suddenly flashed a trace of inexplicable irritability in his eyes.

If you want to ask a student what he hates the most, even if he catches a hundred people, he will only get a similar answer, which is nothing more than school, study, exams, and so on.

Well, of course, if you catch a few elementary school students asking, maybe they can give a jaw-dropping answer like failing to qualify LOL or being dumped by your girlfriend.

Let's go back to the topic just now.

If you want to ask why other senior high school students are sweating like rain in the stuffy classroom at the moment, adding light and heating to the melting pot of the classroom, Sun Feng will come to this shady and quiet park to spend his life leisurely.

That's all because Sun Feng is a proper and good student.

How good is it? Let's put it this way, you won't see his figure at all from the front, and if you look for it from the back, it won't take you a few seconds to find his old man's name.

At this moment, it is the time of the college entrance examination, and those top students who are in the top of their studies are stepping up their review and striving to get a result that satisfies them and makes their parents proud.

The students in the middle who can't get ahead and can't get behind are also working harder at the moment.

As the saying goes, it's not fast to grind the gun, but they still have some hope for a rescue, and maybe, with a moment's effort, they can get from the "death penalty" area to the "death reprieve" periphery.

In case God is blind for a while, let them be "acquitted", it will be even more cool.

As for the scumbags like Sun Feng who have completely given up treatment, then a good day is coming.

Because the college entrance examination is approaching, they are scumbags and have no qualifications to be squeezed again, so the teachers are all laissez-faire to them.

As long as you kid is not naughty, not mischievous, does not delay the study of other good students, does not make any major or principled mistakes, and does not take the initiative to jump out and die, I will pretend not to see all the small actions you make.

Everyone will spend the last month or two peacefully, and then you get rid of your eggs, and I will continue to play my ball, and I will be tired of troublesome with you.

No way, the modern teacher-student relationship is so harmonious, long live the harmony!

Because he really couldn't stand the stuffy environment and the urgent atmosphere in the classroom, he slept in two classes, and Sun Feng was covered in stinky sweat.

directly said hello to the teacher with sleepy eyes, and then in some of the classmates who had a thief's heart but not a thief's courage, in the eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred, swaggered out of the classroom and turned left.

Although Sun Feng's family cannot be regarded as a local tyrant, it can be regarded as a well-off family.

The most important thing is that his father is open-minded, and he doesn't expect his own bear child to get ahead and be an ancient talent, a role model, or something.

The purpose of sending him to school is to ensure that he can calculate addition and subtraction within 100, and that no one will pit his underwear when he does business.

This is also an important reason why Sun Feng can walk so chic!

"Hey, forget it, why do you want to do so much, Lao Tzu didn't study that piece of material in the first place, even if I was thrown to Tsinghua University and Peking University, I was going to pretend to be a big head of garlic, no matter how strong the learning atmosphere was, it could only edify a fart of Lao Tzu. ”

Shaking his head vigorously, throwing all those bad thoughts out of his mind, Sun Feng frowned slightly, threw his body to the ground heavily, and was ready to close his eyes and take a nap.

For the upcoming college entrance examination, Sun Feng was also so worried that he secretly stroked his hair.

In these years, who doesn't want to enjoy being a student, the praise of parents, teachers, neighbors, and neighbors, who also wants to be someone else's child, but the problem is that he doesn't accept other people's homes!

is approaching the college entrance examination, and he also wanted to work hard, struggle, and make a shocking reversal, complete the counterattack from a scumbag to a scholar, and scare off the jaws of a group of friends.

But this promising operation, Sun Feng only lasted less than a few minutes before it was shattered.

Not to mention the mock test questions in the third year of high school and the papers that strengthened the review, he is now looking through the books of the first year of high school, and they all look like books from heaven.

Basically he knew every word, but when they were combined, he was blindfolded.

He can barely pass in the liberal arts, but those things in the sciences, then it can only be hehe.

As for English or something, it's purely a matter of luck, praying for the blessing of the Buddha, uh, it should be God's blessing, and the Buddha doesn't care about this.

In the end, he was hit by the cruel reality and hit him repeatedly, and finally woke up and completely realized a profound truth.

A stubborn stone, after being clicked a few times, can only be stepped on the steps under the feet, but if it is chopped by a thousand knives, it may be a god and Buddha who is worshipped.

But the words of man ......

Not to mention that he was cut with a thousand knives, even if it was used in the ten major tortures of the Manchu Dynasty, he would become a handsome little fresh meat at most, and the scumbag would still be a scumbag.

This is a genetic problem, and it is really not something that can be reversed by external forces.

A breeze swept in with a faint fragrance of flowers, and the long-lasting fragrance suddenly made Sun Feng gradually forget the irritability in his heart and slowly closed his eyes.

"Grass! Which turtle grandson is sneaking up on Lao Tzu!

I don't know how long it took, but suddenly there was a terrifying roar, which suddenly broke the surrounding silence.

Sun Fengtong got up from the ground with red eyes, bared his teeth, grinned, and looked like he was about to eat people, touching the painful head, and constantly scanning the surrounding situation angrily.

He's angry, very angry!

You said that Lao Tzu is recruiting someone to provoke someone! Isn't it just skipping class and taking a nap?

Ah, wrong, wrong, Lao Tzu is called stealing half a day's leisure, this is an elegant behavior, if this is placed in the Tang Dynasty, then say it, there will definitely be a large group of people who follow behind the ass and praise it.

Besides, Lao Tzu didn't dominate the territory, hindering other couples from conducting academic research, and the place I chose was dignified and bright under the nose of the sun father-in-law.

Lao Tzu is so reasonable, who still can't get along with Lao Tzu!

"Hey? How could it not be? Could it be that I was just dreaming? But I seem, it seems, obviously, that my brain has been smashed? But this murder weapon pinched?

Looking at the clean and empty scene around him, Sun Feng, who was staring at the murder weapon with round eyes, ready to find the murder weapon, and then used a casserole-sized fist to tell the murderer that he should choose a gentle way to get others up, and suddenly became a little confused.

He stupidly touched the brain that seemed to still have a little bit of pain, and his expression was quite depressed and incomprehensible.

Now he is like Zhuangzi who has just woken up from a dream butterfly, and his whole person has begun to Sparta.

Have you ever been hacked? Yes? No, no? No? Yes?

Just as Sun Feng was struggling to figure out whether he had been attacked by terror, an inexplicable strange noise suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Ding, mental fluctuations coincide with ......"

"Ding, genetic scan passed ......"

"Ding, check the current physical condition of the host. ”

"Ding, the degree of brain development of this creature has been detected, it is extremely low, it is recommended to discard ......"

"Ding, the physical fitness of this creature has been detected, it is extremely low, it is recommended to discard ......"

"Ding, the fit of the creature's brain has been detected, perfect!"

“…………”

"Anomalous data found...... It is recommended to re-test ......"

"Test results...... Brain fit...... Perfect !!"

“…………”

"Ding, the humanoid creature meets the conditions for recognizing the master, and the strongest creature Superbrain begins to fuse with its brain. ”

The voice was closed, and a sudden sharp pain suddenly came from the depths of his brain.

In an instant, his brain seemed to be being chopped by millions of knives and axes, and it was the kind that was chopped over and over again.

It hurts! it hurts! it hurts! it hurts! it hurts!

Every cell of the brain is conveying a heart-rending and painful signal at this moment!

Holding the head that was about to explode with both hands, Sun Feng was like a madman, frantically hitting the ground with his head, and the pain in his brain had made him lose his ability to think.

"What's wrong, why did you suddenly .......!"

The boundless pain, like a tide, kept hitting Sun Feng, making his eyes suddenly burst open, his eyes were bloodshot, and the pain also had the meaning of skyrocketing geometrically with the increase of time.

That short few seconds were at best a few words for others, but for Sun Feng, it was longer than a few centuries.

He slammed his head to the ground, desperate to knock himself unconscious.

But the more violent pain made his own sense of touch more and more acute while soaring.

This made Sun Feng's pain even worse, and he was tormented like hell all the time.

Sun Feng, who was about to be tormented by the sudden sharp pain, suddenly roared hysterically and madly.

But it was the torture in his mind that the sharp pain of his death and life suddenly rose to the highest point.

With his chilling scream, he roared.

An invisible wave swept out of his brain abruptly.

Suddenly, the surrounding environment, which was still relatively quiet, seemed to have been raged by a strong wind, and it became messy in the blink of an eye.

Countless blooming flowers, along with the vigorous grass on the ground, were crushed into a "flesh and blood" unknown object by that invisible force.

After the sore spot instantly rose to the highest point, Sun Feng felt that his head had completely exploded at this moment......

"I'm just going to die, or if I die, at least I don't have to suffer that kind of inhuman sin, and I don't have to worry about the upcoming college entrance examination......

The only people I couldn't let go of were my parents......

Forget it, I'm going to die, it's useless to think so much, Dad, Mom is not too old, after I die, they should be able to have another brother and sister......

I can't imagine that death is like this, it feels quite warm and comfortable......"

After the explosion, all the pain suddenly subsided in an instant.

What followed was an unprecedented feeling of comfort, spreading from the depths of the brain and rapidly spreading throughout the body, which was similar to the sourness of fluttering immortals, flying to heaven, and leaving the body.

Sun Feng, who thought he was completely liberated, involuntarily appeared a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and slowly closed his eyes.

One second, two seconds......

"Am I dead or not?"

Time passed slowly, and a few minutes passed in a blink of an eye, Sun Feng, who had been there with his eyes closed and "waiting for death", suddenly opened his eyes with a question mark on his face, looked at the surrounding situation very confusedly, kept muttering in his mouth, and his hands were even more convulsive as if he was groping on his body.

His hands could feel the presence of his body, and if he pinched it, he could still feel the pain, and it stands to reason that he should be able to be included in the category of a living person.

But when he thought of the strange sharp pain in his brain before, and the feeling of "ascending to heaven" at the end, he suddenly couldn't be sure.

After fumbling for a long time, he became more and more confused, whether he was alive or dead at present?

Although the scene in front of him is quite consistent with the picture of him "before he died", his hands can also feel the presence of his body.

But this is not certain, the world after death is the same as reality, after all, no one has returned from a trip to hell, and he will give others a science about what the world scene is like after death.

For example, dead people have no sense of "common sense", which is even more circulated from the movie, which has no "scientific" basis.

"Ding, the strongest creature has successfully fused with the superbrain, and the cooperation with this host is perfect. ”

"Ding, the host memory knowledge extraction and integration is successful, and the speech is automatically converted ......"

"Ding, the perfect fusion of super brain, open the intelligent assistance ......"

"Ding, due to the storm through time and space, the database is seriously damaged, and the smart opening fails......"

"Ding, the current special situation has been detected, and the spare superbrain elf is ready to start ......"

"Ding, the spare super brain elf has been successfully activated, and the new intelligence will appear in 3 hours. ”

Just when Sun Feng was trying to figure out whether he was dead or alive, the extremely serious question, a series of inexplicable mechanical voices came from his mind again, and this time, he understood.

"What...... What is it...... Go out...... Come out!"

Hearing the inexplicable voice of the machine in his head, Sun Feng's hairs stood on end in fright.

He had just experienced a cycle of life and death, and now he was in a state of lack of oxygen in his brain, and suddenly heard this strange voice, and now he wondered if it was the legendary black and white impermanence that he had just talked to.

"The standby superbrain elf is successfully opened, and the new intelligence will appear after 3 hours, if the host has any questions, you can ask the backup superbrain elf after 3 hours. ”

"What? Superbrain Elf? What the hell are you talking about? Am I dead? Is this hell? Are you the legendary black and white impermanence?"

"The standby superbrain elf is successfully opened, and the new intelligence will appear after 3 hours, if the host has any questions, you can ask the backup superbrain elf after 3 hours. ”

"Hey, hey, what the hell are you talking about? Can I give me an accurate answer? Am I dead or not?"

"The standby superbrain elf is successfully opened, and the new intelligence will appear after 3 hours, if the host has any questions, you can ask the backup superbrain elf after 3 hours. ”

“…………”

After talking to the inexplicable voice in his head, Sun Feng's heart that was about to jump out of his chest because of excessive fright, was finally able to calm down a little.

Although he still didn't understand what the inexplicable voice in his head was, at least he was sure that he was still alive, and the other party was not a black and white impermanence who came to hook his soul.

"What happened today...... I'm really scared to death.,Hurry back and masturbate to suppress the shock.。 ”

Touching the cold sweat on his head out of nowhere, Sun Feng let out a long breath, and his body fell to the ground weakly.

The next moment, he didn't know what to remember, and suddenly a carp stiffened, jumped up from the ground quickly, tightened his clothes, and looked around vigilantly.

When he found that a beautiful "holy place" in Nanuoda next to him was now like a garbage dump, full of "corpses" mixed with flower petals and grass, Sun Feng shivered smartly again.

This style of painting is too ...... What's that?

I rubbed the goosebumps that came out of nowhere, and I looked around like a thief, and found that there was indeed no "third party involved" around.

Sun Feng hurriedly hugged his head with his clothes, and ran away.

If you don't run, you can't do it, the surrounding environment is too scary, even if you don't think about yourself, for next year's party expenses, he has to save his useful body.