"Everyone has seen Snow White, right?" Zhang Fan asked for silence again and then resumed recording the show, "This story is definitely familiar to everyone." But what is the meaning of Snow White's story?"

"Snow White, who is rich and beautiful, was persecuted by her stepmother and had to run away from home. When she was at home, Snow White, whose hands did not touch the spring water, came to the people, but she had no food and clothing. Fortunately, I met the seven dwarfs who were short and poor. When the dwarfs saw that Snow White was both beautiful and white-skinned, they took in the desperate Snow White. Later, Snow White ate the poisoned apple and could only lie in the crystal coffin. The dwarfs never gave up, doing what a spare tire should do, and taking care of her all the time. Until the rich and handsome prince appeared and saved Snow White with a kiss of love. ”

"Do you think the story is perfect when you hear this? But has anyone ever wondered why the seven dwarfs didn't kiss Snow White? Or did they kiss Snow White but she didn't want to wake up? That's because they are all Diaosi, how could Bai Fumei wake up because of Diao's kiss? You can never kiss a person who pretends to be asleep! No matter how good the dwarf poor are to the goddess, they are just a spare tire. All they did was to warm up for the shining debut of the rich and handsome. ”

"I'll go, how else can Snow White understand?" The colleagues at the scene were dumbfounded, is this really just a joke? Although it sounds funny, why is there a faint sadness?

"Everyone knows about the Buddha, right? The Jade Emperor knows it. Zhang Fan continued to tell jokes, "These two are both top bosses in the Heavenly Realm, but who is stronger among them? ”

"The Jade Emperor said, I am the Lord of Heavenly Dao. If you smile calmly, you have been beaten by a monkey. The Jade Emperor said, I have gone through 17,500 calamities to achieve a positive result. If you smile calmly, you have been beaten by a monkey. ”

"The Jade Emperor is anxious, can we not mention the monkey? Rulai smiled calmly, Okay, your daughter was slept with by mortals. The Jade Emperor glared. If you smile calmly, your sister was slept with by a mortal. The Jade Emperor was furious. If you calm down, your niece has also slept with mortals. The Jade Emperor sighed, let's talk about the story of the monkey. ”

"I have a colleague whose surname is Feng. Zhang Fan took out this stalk again: "When I was drinking a few days ago, he also praised me about how good his hometown village is. ”

"I asked him at the time, how good is your hometown village?" Lao Feng pinched peanuts in one hand and held a wine bottle in the other and said, "In my village, communication depends on roaring, transportation depends on walking, getting off the ground depends on hands, and heating depends on shaking." I really don't know how Lao Feng came out of their village back then. ”

A few colleagues who were listening couldn't help it, and ran out with their mouths covered with red faces. In the distance, you can hear the sound of unbridled laughter faintly outside.

"Everyone knows that female compatriots are more sensitive to their age. Zhang Fan changed to a more comfortable position and sat on the sofa, "because female compatriots will be treated differently at different ages." ”

"Let's use the analogy of various ball games. When I was twenty years old, it was a football, twenty people robbed, and two people watched the goalkeeper from the sidelines. When I was thirty years old, it was basketball, and ten people grabbed it. When I was forty years old, it became a table tennis ball, and if you push it, I will push it. If you're 50 years old, you'll be playing golf. How far can you fight, how far can you fight!"

"Recently, there was news from the zoo that an ugly monkey had been brought into the exhibition. It was so ugly that everyone vomited. I don't believe in this evil, so I went to see it a few days ago. Then I threw up. came back and told Lao Feng that he didn't believe in this evil either. He went to see it two days ago, and then the monkey threw up. ”

"Last weekend, I drove to the mountains with Lao Feng. I'm on the grill, and I'm hanging around by the river. Suddenly, a wild boar rushed out of the forest and rushed straight to Lao Feng, scaring him so much that he almost wet his pants on the spot. At the critical moment, Lao Feng suddenly shouted, Mom! It's me! The wild boar really stopped. looked at Lao Feng with a pair of big eyes like copper bells, and suddenly said to people, "My baby, why are you so thin." ’”

"Lao Feng was very fat when he went to school, because he was delicious. Later, when he graduated, there was no unit to ask for him, because he was too fat. Later, Lao Feng made up his mind to lose weight, and he didn't eat or drink all day and exercised every day. I felt like I had lost weight and went to the job fair. Before he could say anything, someone from behind him patted him, 'Dude, get out of the way, you're blocking my cell phone signal.' ’”

"Lao Feng just entered the stage when he was young, and he was thinking about being a leader or something. Every day, I work hard overtime, never complain to the leader, and never mention the salary increase. It is just to think of doing a good job, and to be a good employee in the eyes of the leader. "Zhang Fan continued to make fun of Master Feng" but his colleagues didn't see it that way, and always spoke coldly to him. This popularity is called a difference, no matter how crowded it is when they go to the cafeteria to eat, Lao Feng has always occupied a table by himself. ”

"Lao Feng is very distressed, it is not good to work in the unit without popularity. Later, he went to the temple to find the master to solve his doubts. After meeting the master, as soon as he told him about it, the master understood. Gave him two sentences. 'Your Excellency, why did the wind rise and soar up to 90,000 miles?' ’”

"Lao Feng was so happy in his heart that he hurriedly said, 'Master, I understand. Are you saying that I should find someone as ambitious as me to fight with, and let these finches continue to laugh at my ambitions?'"

With his backhand, the master threw the mallet used to knock the wooden fish in his hand on Lao Feng's head. 'I mean, you're so capable, why don't you go to heaven!'"

The colleagues of the World Story Club were so happy that they spent the whole morning in laughter. Before you know it, the show has been recorded.

After the recording of the show ended, Master Feng and the others were shocked to find that Zhang Fan had never used the script from beginning to end, and he had completely finished recording the entire show off the script!

I talked for a long time in the morning, but I didn't interrupt the recording of the show because Zhang Fan said the wrong thing. Except for the pause because the colleagues on the scene couldn't help laughing, there was no interruption of the recording because of Zhang Fan.

That's too awesome!

How can a host have this kind of ability? This is simply a humanoid computer.

People who have the ability will be noticed wherever they are. Whether it's admiration or jealousy, it will always be in focus. After all, it's mediocre not to attract envy.

Zhang Fan's outstanding performance really calmed everyone on the show. If yesterday's dinner can only be regarded as a warm-up, then today's brilliant performance is really convincing to the colleagues in the program team. This buddy has real skills!

Host Yan went to the hospital when he was unwell before, and the recorded programs left behind had all been broadcast yesterday. This is also the reason why I was in a hurry to record the show this morning, and it will be broadcast in the afternoon. What is the broadcast without tape? You can't let the show put a skylight, right?

Before, Master Feng and the others were still worried that the time was too tight, and even Master Feng thought that even if there was a little flaw, it could be regarded as not seeing the past. Let's get out this episode of the afternoon rescue program first.

But Zhang Fan's performance was too magical, far beyond everyone's expectations.

Zhang Fan, who directly recorded the program off script, recorded three episodes in one morning. It's the first time I've seen such a great host.

Because the program was about to be broadcast in the afternoon, Zhang Fan did not leave the TV station at noon, and directly had lunch in the cafeteria with his colleagues from the World Story Club.

"Yo~~~ Isn't this our host Zhang?" Zhang Fan was enjoying lunch when a nasty voice came from behind him.

"Why are you a big celebrity eating in this small cafeteria?" The person who came was He Jun, the former screenwriter of the joke talk about life show.

At this time, the screenwriter He, who had a bad reputation in the stage, was standing in the aisle next to Zhang Fan's table with an empty dinner plate. looked at Zhang Fan with a yin and yang weird expression: "This kind of fast food made by migrant workers in the corner can also enter the mouth of your big host?"

Zhang Fan paused, put down the chopsticks in his hand and raised his head, looking at He Jun who was like a fool with a smile. With a voice that was enough for everyone in the vicinity, especially the chefs behind the cooking window, to hear with a smile, he said, "Isn't this the screenwriter of He Da? Why, in the eyes of your old man, our colleagues in the station are all migrant workers? The kitchen masters are all cooking fast food in the corner?"

He Jun only thought about making Zhang Fan ugly, so as to satisfy the strong jealousy in his heart. When you speak, you naturally lose how you speak. But his brain was not flexible enough, and he didn't look at what it was before he spoke, and he didn't think clearly before opening his mouth to come. One sentence offended all the colleagues in the cafeteria and the chefs who cooked.

After Zhang Fan's words were finished, the eyes that looked at He Jun around him obviously had an unfriendly look.

"You are talking nonsense!" He Jun also reacted, and his face was red and he wanted to justify, "I didn't mean that!"

"What does that mean?" Zhang Fan teased for a long time, "Such a delicious meal is just a migrant worker's fast food in your eyes, so what else do you come here to eat." It's time for you to go to KFC. ”

"Hahaha~~~" There was a burst of laughter all around. Especially the colleagues at the same table of the World Story Club laughed from ear to ear. They spent the morning under Zhang Fan's joke offensive, and at this time, the slightest joke could make them rub their stomachs.

"You!!" He Jun was about to be angry, Zhang Fan was too damaged. But the eyes of those colleagues around him really didn't know what to say, and he could only say too much at this time.

glared at Zhang Fan hatefully, and the angry He Jun turned around and walked towards the window with a dinner plate.

'Smack!' When He Jun walked to the window with the plate, the chef inside closed the window directly!

"No, go eat KFC!" Obviously, there are many kinds of dishes, but the chef with a stiff face refused to cook for Ho Jun. This instantly plunged the entire cafeteria into a burst of laughter!