……

Returning to his residence, Lin Xiaoan inhaled deeply and exhaled: "I am famous! How can you let Lao Tzu play (pretend) and play (X) happily in the future?

Xiao Hei made up for it: "Host...... It's not late at night, so don't you think about it. You know,The author is happy to delete the book list and rebuild.,What if the author is laughed at by your involuntarily and finishes the book in advance?Host, you bought a girlfriend in a treasure and is still in the hands of the courier brother......"

"What have I done~ Other people's systems are either cold or cute, and unreliable people like you dare to write on the street like the author!" Lin Xiaoan covered his heart and said half-deadly: "Forget it, so be it." I can't die, I haven't been rich yet! When Lao Tzu is rich, I have to lock the author in a small black house!"

Lin Xiaoan sat down at the desk and turned on the computer again: "What? I think I have to use the chat record to record the number of words? Phew! I should play a game with you!

Xiao Hei entered silent mode and walked away silently.

……

The next morning, Lin Xiaoan, who had been tossing and turning all night, and Xiao Hei, who had no heart to eat chicken legs, had a serious (lively) discussion on the topic of future development:

Lin Xiaoan: "Just say it, as the protagonist, can I still counterattack and slap my face?"

Xiao Hei turned into a god stick in a second: "Host, there will be meat buns...... Sweet soy milk is also available...... No. ”

"......" Lin Xiaoan plucked his ears: "What are you talking about? It's too windy...... No, anyway, I didn't hear it clearly!"

Xiao Hei looked at Lin Xiao'an with pity: "The author was told by relatives and friends that the protagonist is too motherly and more suitable for female frequency, so I plan to cut you off the host at any time...... TJ, is it still swollen and counterattacked?"

"I said that I went to modern romance, the author can't think of it himself, blame me?" Lin Xiaoan became more and more angry the more he thought about it: "Don't say anything else, the author's setting is a scum! Writing urban essays, even the most basic perspective eyes are wooden! The protagonist of other people's families, gambling on the stone out of the imperial green, picking up a jar from the garbage heap is Yuan Qinghua, hundreds of beauties promise each other, and all kinds of water bezel people compete to be the little brother! Look at me again!"

"Here's a system...... I won't say whether you are reliable or not, you can ask yourself! In a hundred cubic meters of space, not to mention the spiritual spring, there is not even a wool thread! Giving a skill for nothing is carpenter's work! If you want to save a girl, you won't give me a chance! I'm just a child who has graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years, why do I have to face so much!" Lin Xiao'an came from it and hid his face...... Dry howl.

Xiao Hei scratched his face: "Host, you are really good enough...... No, that's it anyway, since you can't change it, of course you choose to forgive!"

Lin Xiaoan glared at Xiao Hei angrily: "Are you doing something......, right? Hey, who's calling again...... It's not creative, it's so blunt to turn the plot......"

Lin Xiaoan looked at the caller ID and answered the phone: "...... Hey, okay, I'll go down...... Well, thank you, thank you, bye~"

Ending the call, Lin Xiaoan glanced at Xiao Hei with complicated eyes, changed his shoes and prepared to go out.

Seeing this, Xiao Hei hurriedly hugged his thighs and stretched out his claws: "Su (purple) Lord (Wei)~ Do you want to drop a meow in this system? You are so ruthless and unreasonable~"

……

He is strong, he is strong, and the breeze blows on the hills.

He is horizontal, and the bright moon shines on the river.

Lin Xiaoxin silently thought that Lao Tzu couldn't be disgusted to death by a broken system, and picked up Xiao Hei and put it aside: "Lao Tzu...... Go down and get a courier, where are you going to be cool!"

……

After a while, Lin Xiaoan came back with several boxes of different sizes: "I actually bought so many things...... I don't even feel it, I won't be eating dirt again at the end of the month......"

Xiao Hei fried hair: "It doesn't matter if you eat soil, this system is absolutely not!"

"......" Lin Xiaoan, who was powerless to complain, unpacked: "I'll just say, it turned out to be a love package sent by my mother." ”

Lin Xiaoan took out a large number of unknown objects from the box (in fact, Benxian still wants to write the number of words in the water of the snack variety, clams and clams~) and began to sort it out: "Alas...... It's homesick, when will I go back? ”

Xiao Hei said curiously: "Host, aren't you a Chongguang person?"

"I am. ”

"What kind of wanderer are you pretending to be a host, if you want to go home, go back!"

Lin Xiaoan said with a straight face: "The Huns have not been destroyed, why should they be at home?

"Ask the host to speak human. ”

Lin Xiaoan straightened his tongue: "Ahem, cough, you don't understand, you haven't felt the fear of being 'cared for' by the third aunt, the sixth mother-in-law and the seventh aunt...... 'How much do you make a month?', 'When will you get married?', 'Have you bought a house and a car?'...... These three questions are even more unsolvable than 'who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going?' and can only be matched by 'who do you save if you fall into the water at the same time'. ”

Xiao Hei suddenly realized: "Oh~ It means that the host you are still a poor D silk, and you have no face to face the father and elders at home, so you don't need to explain so much~ Don't worry, host, there is a ...... of this system"

"Stop!" Lin Xiaoan made a "shut up" gesture: "Don't brag about yourself, I don't have any hope for you." It is better to rely on the sky and the earth and the system than to rely on yourself. When this special mission is completed, I will honestly stay at home and not go anywhere. ”

"Host, you forgot? Next month you're going to a writer's training class and a meeting with the (female) readers. Xiao Hei incarnated as Erha, wagging his tail vigorously and selling cuteness: "Maybe there will be an important turning point when the time comes? For example, the host is favored by a certain bigwig reader, and he sends money to send a house to a beautiful woman, and since then he has soared into the sky and laughed proudly!"

Lin Xiaoan closed his eyes and daydreamed for a while to let himself go, and then came to his senses and sneered a few times: "Heh! Why don't you say, maybe I can become the richest man in the world by playing an online game in the future?"

"I've seen it through, the author without an outline is a scumbag! I want to learn from other people's gods every day, and I can still ensure that the plot is cool enough? The mirror is laughing, okay!"

Lin Xiaoan packed up his things and picked up his mobile phone to call: "...... Evil Buddha, what's going on today? Do you need help? Me? I'm fine, what can I do...... Okay, okay, then I'm not going today...... Okay, no problem! Wrap it up on me! You don't know...... Okay, that's it. Okay, Bye~"

Hanging up the phone, Lin Xiaoan stretched: "I won't have anything to do in the next few days...... What are you doing here?"

Xiao Hei closed his eyes and muttered something softly, and raised his head when he heard the words: "Host, this chapter has enough words, you can change it." ”

"Finally enough two thousand words? Emma, it's finally messed up!" Lin Xiaoan was overjoyed, and looked in a blink of an eye: "Dear readers, see you in Chapter 18!"