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Hello to all the friends of the family (street), I am an omnipotent god of reading, and I am very happy to meet you.

Do you often feel that there are always 30 days a month that you don't want to code words, and you don't know how to ask (break) leave (more)?

Today, I will introduce you to several common methods:

1. Kavin (clearly said that he couldn't write it and was sorting out his thoughts, so he had to ask for leave...... To put it mildly, it means that the literary mind is exhausted or hits the rookie wall...... This is one of the easiest ways to be sprayed by readers, use it with caution!)

2. Natural disasters (all kinds of force majeure...... Readers will be considerate of you, but you can't abuse it, and you have to have real evidence. ）

3. Sick (cold, fever, hand cramps, foot allergies, diarrhea, toothache, stomach pain, hypoglycemia, hair loss, dazzle, aunt...... As long as you can think of it, you will get. ）

Fourth, there are things (including red and white ceremonies, banquets, resignation and promotion, various examinations, meetings and travel, game PK...... Wait a minute. It should be noted that the same reason should not be reused for a short period of time, so as not to be caught by the readers. ）

5. Hardware (computers are broken, laptops are broken, tablets are broken, mobile phones are broken, Internet cafes are too noisy, other people's computers dare not be used, and artificial intelligence has not yet been popularized...... There is no heating in the winter and no cooling in the summer...... The village is not connected to the Internet. ）

6. The system (the reason for the interruption is planted on the server is abnormal, and the background of the writer's area cannot be logged in to upload chapters...... Are you sure you want to do it?!)

Seven, sell cute (no excuse, just don't want to update, to kiss and hug not code, not code, not code~ The gender is a man, this is not for you, except for women's clothing. ）

The above are the most basic ways to ask for leave.

PS, don't use: Update when you go out to buy something, update it after eating breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper, update it after watching this episode, and update it when you go to the station/airport to pick people up...... and so on. According to scientific statistics, more than 90% of the workers (streets) who use this kind of leave slip may never return.

Over the past 15 years, after the continuous improvement and innovation of all the writers (streets), there have also been some excellent and eye-catching commemorative leave (more) articles, and you will encourage them:

1, the big sword (the big sword was caught by the police uncle, and it can't be updated after picking up soap for N days...... Please give a detailed description of the process before and after being arrested and the details of the specific behavior, at least 30,000 words, and send the email address of the editor, otherwise the manuscript fee will be deducted and all recommendations will be cancelled. ）

2. Narcolepsy (sleepiness in spring, lack of autumn in summer, napping in summer, winter and March when you can't wake up...... Lazy, just one word, you need a small black house. ）

3. Hacker killing (watch a small film over the wall, all the saved manuscripts have been hijacked by hackers, and the antivirus software is helpless, and it must be restored by breaking the update for N days...... Who are you stupid for?)

4. Return to the home planet (after decades of lurking on the earth and living on code words, today I finally received a recall signal from the home planet, earthlings, farewell...... Which planet is so eye-opening? Wang Star or Cat Star?)

5. Winning the jackpot (bought a lottery ticket and won 36 million RMB...... This one...... Major, don't you accept the younger brother, or I have a younger sister at home...... ）

6. Clam Clams (addicted to code words, forgetting to update...... Now it's not popular to be addicted to game memes, but to be addicted to code words and can't extricate themselves...... Come on meow, scratch!)

7. Contemplative (the author has recently suddenly been enlightened and is thinking about life, don't disturb...... Where am I from, where am I going, and what am I going to have for dinner...... ）

To be continued......

With the development of the times, it is foreseeable that there will be more profound and distinctive leave slips in the future, please develop your imagination and contribute to the fancy leave career.

I'm done reading the words of the great god, thank you.