Chapter 682 It's lively to watch

An old street in the town is full of things to eat, drink and have fun, Wen Xu thought that the old street should be finished to the so-called ice sculpture garden, who knows that this is not the case at all, after the old street to the west, the vacated large wheat field, more lively than the old street, there are actually theater troupes, circuses, and some so-called small country 'modern dance troupes'.

"Fellow, fellow, come in and watch a show, there are just five minutes left before the opening, you can not only watch the play here with us, but also order some snacks, even Lao Liu's roast chicken noodles, Lao Chen's osmanthus brewing this famous shop in the town, we can help you call, and save you the time to queue up over there......" A young man who solicited customers at the door saw Wen Xu's strange dress and immediately stretched out his hand to stop the two little people Niu Niu and Coco who rushed in front, and immediately began to sell like a river.

The young man did not speak with a local accent, but spoke authentic Mandarin, and began to use food as a breakthrough to offer hospitality to the two children.

Wen Xu smiled and said, "Young man, has your sales done like this?"

The young man is also a wonderful person, and when he heard Wen Xu ask, he smiled and said, "Fellow, can you go in and see if it has any effect?"

"You are a fellow countryman, and you can also attract guests when you shout?" Wen Xu asked again.

The young man smiled and did not speak, for the young man, this is also a process of touching the character of the guest, two weeks ago when the song and dance troupe first arrived, everyone a boss, to the adults to sell the so-called modern dance, who knows that there are not many people to see, and finally replaced it with a fellow countryman, and then hit the idea on the child, immediately saw the effect, and then slowly the young man also understood, the real fellow is not willing to spend thirty or forty yuan to see a roadside performance, can be willing to spend this money are all tourists, they have little interest in being called the boss, but for others to call the fellow still feel quite novelwith a rustic taste.

So after a few days, everyone in the group knew about it, and the target was these foreign tourists, and the main target of attracting tourists was changed to the little princes and princesses from the city, and the scope of business was broadened, and the business slowly improved. By now, almost all the seats have been filled, which is not what can be achieved by ordinary 'normal' programs.

The young man now saw Wen Xu's strange shape, adults and children each had a tiger head hat on their heads, and they were full of big and small things in their hands, and they looked like tourists and not real fellows who purchased New Year's goods, so they stopped Niu Niu and Coco, and began to speak

Xiao Yao looked up at the young man who was picking up customers at this time and asked, "Is there beef soup, the one with a long queue on the corner of the street?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" the young man nodded and said, "You can go in and wait for five minutes at most, and their beef soup and crispy pancakes will be hot on the table."

Hearing what the young man said, Xiao Yao turned his head to look at Wen Xu. The matter of eating beef soup was proposed by Xiao Yao, but it was Niu Niu Coco, the snacks in the whole town were already eaten by the two children, who did it well, who did not do it, the two children were clear, but Xiao Yao didn't know, which child was willing to play with him and tell him about it, so when he heard Niu Niu Coco say that beef soup was the best, he wanted to eat a bowl.

But when I went, I found that the door was full of people, not to mention finding a place to sit on the ground, and even a few tables outside the house were crowded with people, and some people were still squatting on the ground with bowls to drink, and they really couldn't squeeze in, so everyone decided to continue shopping and wait for the time when there were fewer people. Saying so, but everyone understands that it is a bit unrealistic to expect it to be less crowded on this day.

As soon as Xiao Yao heard that there was, he turned his head to look at Wen Xu, who saw that not only Xiao Yao was greedy, but also Niu Niu and Coco, two little things, looked at him with wide eyes.

"Is this song and dance suitable for children?" Wen Xu had to ask again in order to be safe, and without waiting for the young man to answer, Wen Xu himself said: "If there is anything out of line, I will call the police, believe me, I still know some people here."

Wen Xu, the so-called small 'song and dance troupe' in the countryside, knows what the performance is, and if the girls on the table dance, thinking that it is still a small performance in the countryside, they will directly tear off their pants, so what should I do? If they are all big masters, it doesn't matter, and they can't scare Wen Xu if they don't pull it, but now it's different, and they have children here.

The young man immediately patted his chest and promised: "How can we, brother! We are a regular song and dance troupe, and there is no such mess, besides, such a troupe can perform here? Don't you see, there are police everywhere here."

Wen Xu thought about it, if there was any inappropriate performance, it was estimated that it would have been banned a long time ago.

"Okay, five of us, each of us will have five bowls of beef soup and one cracker," Wen Xu said.

When the young man heard this, he immediately shouted happily into the tent: "Come on, fellow, five!"

As the young man shouted, a little girl soon came out of the tent and led the five of them in with a smile.

As soon as I entered the tent, Wen Xu found a good guy, where is this song and dance troupe, it is directly a food stall, except for a stage facing the entrance, as long as there are tables and chairs in other places, there are those folding small tables and chairs. As soon as I entered the tent, I smelled that it was not the artistic smell of singing and dancing at all, it was not a stew or the smell of meat buns, and the smell in the whole tent was exactly the same as in the canteen, but it smelled better than the canteen.

Wen Xu observed that most of them were two adults and one child, that is, they came in with children.

"How many of you sit here!"

For the first time, Wen Xu was arranged to sit down at a small round table, facing the center of the stage and the first row.

Not long after sitting firmly, another little girl jumped up and down in front of Wen Xu, and smiled and gave Wen Xu a deep bow first: "Sir, what do you want?"

"I just said, five portions of beef broth, five pancakes, well, one more portion of beef per serving," Wen Xu said.

"Okay, sir, let me tell you again, fifteen yuan for beef soup or something, five pieces of beef, two pieces of thin crispy, and thirty tickets for the song and dance troupe per person, in addition, your position is the main seat, and you also need to add fifty yuan, if you want to change seats, I can also arrange you to the back position, there is no seat fee for those seats, do you think you need to change it?"

Only then did Wen Xu understand that he had dug a small pit for himself, but when he thought about it, he came in to watch the singing and dancing and was still short of the fifty yuan, so he shook his head and said, "Okay, it's right here!"

"Hello, please check the amount and pay the bill first" The little girl immediately typed out a ticket and handed it to Wen Xu.

"Are you afraid I'll run away?" Wen Xu said with a smile.

The little girl immediately shook her head: "No, we just bought beef soup or something, and we don't ......make it ourselves."

Seeing that the little girl was still grinding her teeth with herself, Wen Xu immediately raised her hand and said, "Okay, I know, let's get our soup on it a little faster!"

"Okay!" the little girl jumped down like a rabbit after receiving the money.

Not to mention, the speed of the soup was really fast, not long after sitting down, five bowls of soup with five small pancakes came up, and at the same time the venue was also full of people, so the performance officially began.

Watching the performance while drinking the soup, Wen Xu was originally afraid that this small song and dance troupe in the countryside would be too 'meat', who knew that he would only know when he watched the show, it was too vegetarian!

The first song that the announcer came up to was "Reading Lang", and when he came up again after singing, it was a snail, and when he sang to Wen Xu's finished drinking the soup, all the water was children's songs.

That's just a children's song, but what is the idea of that group of dancers, all wearing leather skirts and leather pants, twisting around, with a reading boy?

If it weren't for the girl's skirt on the stage being long enough, Wen Xu would have taken out the phone to report it. Although they are acting in children's programs, these actors have the unbridled spirit of a small country dance troupe in their bones.

Just as he was about to say something, Wen Xu heard a conversation between two people at a table next to him.

The woman said, "What are you singing?"

"In the countryside, what kind of program can the small song and dance troupe have, so it is estimated that it is very good, you think it is our big city, watch an opera and step on the accelerator to the big theater......" The man pretended to be very stylish and said. There is a sense of pride in being a city person, and the contempt for rural people is overflowing.

Wen Xu pursed his lips when he heard this, and said in his heart: Pretending to be forced is not afraid of being struck by lightning!

"Okay, let's go," Wen Xu looked at it for a while and thought it was too boring, so he said to a few children.

"Shh

Xiao Yao made a silent gesture to Wen Xu, and then looked at the stage intently.

Now there is a musical and dance drama "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" being performed on stage, and after watching the first minute, Wen Xu understands that these people on the stage have never rehearsed before, and they are just performing indiscriminately, not to mention anything else, just talking about this play, have you ever seen the prince who killed Matt? At the same time, he is wearing a pair of black leather pants, with silver chains hanging on his pants, and snow boots on his feet! What is the difference between this prince and the one who came out to sell!

Not to mention Snow White, with forgive-colored hair on the top of her head, the powder on her face is about to fall off, and her whole body looks like a princess, which is directly plow-shaped, and Wen Xu, who wriggles around on the stage, wants to vomit.

Just such a stage play, a group of monsters who don't know what monsters are twisting and jumping on the stage, but it has attracted countless children, not only the three of Wen Xu's table, but Wen Xu turned his head to look at Wen Xu and found that most of the children on the table were attracted by the people on the stage.

"The IQ of these zero-generation generations is worrying!" Wen Xu muttered quietly.

With patience, Wen Xu finished watching the so-called ghost version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" for ten minutes. Only then did I hear the announcer report the last program, but what Wen Xu didn't expect was that this last program was a nonsense song and dance drama "Scarecrow".

Wow, this drama was played by them, from a fairy tale to a collection of fantasy, time-traveling, A comprehensive drama with nonsense, Wen Xu doesn't know how these people practice filming, it's even more nonsensical than Xing Ye's nonsense, Wen Xu's three views were directly shattered on the ground, what Tin Man fell in love with the Scarecrow, and then the Tin Man couldn't be with the Scarecrow because he had no heart, and finally asked the witch to make a wish for a heart, but this witch was relatively bad and gave the Tin Man a heart without love, and then the Tin Man and the Scarecrow Girl began a Korean drama-style entanglement.

Wen Xu was halfway through watching it, and suddenly he felt like he wanted to die. I felt that I had a fake childhood, watched a fake scarecrow story, and chased the crotch of the anti-Japanese drama with a lot of nonsense, tearing devils.

But the children are quite engaged in watching it, and it seems that these nonsense stories make them very involved.

"Okay, look?" Wen Xu had to turn his head and ask his little cousin at the beginning of the year.

Hang Chen said: "Look at the excitement!"

Wen Xu understood, it turned out that these children were not watching stories, but lively. A drama full of, and a drama performed by a very LO singer and dancer can attract the eyes of children, Wen Xu finally understood through this why those little fresh meat who have no acting skills are now in charge.