Chapter 219: Humanoid Money Printing Machine

Early the next morning, Mr. Dou stomped downstairs with small steps, walked to the door and looked at it for a long time.

"Hey. Is anyone looking for me today? ”

Chu Nan shook his head, "I don't know, I just came back from morning practice." ”

"Is there any notice on the outside?"

"Yes! Reduction of agricultural taxes and increase of entertainment taxes. By the way, there is also the next temple fair that is attracting investment, so it is better to take action than to be excited. ”

"No, no, not an announcement." Mr. Dou waved his hand again and again, "It's the kind with a villain's head painted on it." ”

Looking at Mr. Dou, who was like a thief, Chu Nan joked: "Drawing a villain's head? Wanted? ”

"Forget it, forget it, I won't tell you, I'll look at it myself." Mr. Dou turned to look out of the door, and suddenly leaned behind the door, as if he was hiding from someone.

"What's wrong with you?"

Mr. Dou was stunned for a moment, and then rubbed on the door panel, "It's okay, I'm a little itchy, scratch it here, you are busy with yours." ”

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In the dormitory, Chu Nan called everyone together, "There is definitely something wrong with this Mr. Dou." ”

After these two contacts, Bai Zhantang also noticed something unusual, "I think so too, did you say that he came out to hide from his debts?" ”

The shopkeeper was giving Xiao Beiza hair on the side, and when he heard this, he shook his head again and again, "Impossible, he only has fifty taels of silver for a painting, and he has no money to paint directly, and he is a money printing machine." ”

Li Dazui held a bowl of melon seeds, and said while knocking: "Is it possible that he is wanted by the government?" ”

"What nonsense? He is an honest man, and he doesn't dare to do bad things with his three guts. ”

Chu Nan grabbed a handful of snacks from the big mouth bowl and sat back on the kang again, "But this morning, he asked me if there was a notice with his head painted outside, did you think it would be a wanted warrant?" ”

"He's stupid, if he's really wanted, can he ask you? Isn't there no three hundred taels of silver here? ”

"That's not necessarily, why don't we find Wushuang and ask about the situation?"

"Let's take a look first." The shopkeeper didn't act rashly, "Xiaobei, you go out and see if there is a wanted warrant, go and come back quickly." ”

"Don't worry, sister-in-law."

Xiaobei didn't go out for long, and Guo Furong's voice came from the next room: "Is there any mistake, this is pot ash!" How do you put mold on your face? ”

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Dou, who had a dark face, came in.

"Oops."

"Scary, what is this?"

Mr. Dou looked in the mirror for a long time, and wiped it on his face twice, "The black is a little dark, but it's not uniform." ”

Guo Furong snorted for a while, "That's pot ash, not rouge!" ”

"Hey, Rouge? Why didn't you think of it? Mr. Dou first muttered to himself, and then stared at Xiao Guo, "Do you have rouge?" Borrow me one box, and I'll pay you back two. ”

Bai Zhantang's eyes narrowed and he grabbed Mr. Dou's arm, "Mr. Dou, what happened to you?" ”

"It's fine." Mr. Dou stroked his beard, obviously absent-minded, and suddenly, he made a strange request, "By the way, do you have a razor here?" I'm going to have to shave my beard. ”

"I think you look good with a beard."

"It looks better when it's shaved." After being stunned for a moment, Mr. Dou forcibly added: "I want to change my image, and by the way, change my mood." "I don't know if it's for these people to explain, or just to hypnotize myself.

"Razor razor, is there a razor?"

Chu Nan gave Big Mouth a look, and he directly put the bowl down, "You wait, I'll find it for you." ”

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Half an hour later, Mr. Dou shaved his beard and looked in the mirror with a smile. Touching his smooth chin, Mr. Dou smiled happily, "Don't say it, you look young when you shave." ”

"Hehe, shaved your eyebrows to be younger." Looking at the other party's weird eyes, Big Mouth quickly apologized, "I'm kidding." ”

"I think he has a lot of point." No one expected that Mr. Dou would really roll up his sleeves and prepare to shave his eyebrows, "I'll shave my eyebrows." ”

When the people saw it, they quickly stopped him.

"Mr. Dou can't help it! With shaved eyebrows and a big bare face that looks like duck eggs, aren't you afraid of scaring people? ”

Mr. Dou seemed to have an iron heart: "I'll write after I shave!" I plan to have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, a red bird on the top of the head, and a Xuanwu on the chin. ”

"Then you don't have a hole in the middle of your face?"

"I can't care so much."

The shopkeeper saw that the other party was quite resolute, and immediately said: "That's really not good, let's pull it out, at least it won't look too weird." ”

"Pull ...... Will it be troublesome? ”

Having said that, the shopkeeper still saw that the other party was moved, since this is the case, then don't blame the sisters for having black hands.

"No trouble, no trouble. I plucked five at a time, and it was done in no time. Don't move, don't move. ”

As soon as he pulled it out, Mr. Dou covered his eyebrows and ran over, and he was still screaming in his mouth.

"No, no, no, let's do this, do you have any new clothes? Find me a few, the older the better. ”

"Is it new or old?"

"Old! Look for the kind that is wide and large, and patch it more, preferably to cover the person's head completely. ”

Lao Bai was just about to go out to find old clothes, but Mr. Dou stopped him again, "Wait, wait, then prepare pen and ink paper inkstones, Xin Yaxuan's paper, Tianyi Pavilion's ink, and it's best to get some watercolors." ”

Half an hour later, Mr. Dou finished painting a landscape painting.

Bai Zhantang shook again and again, "Mr. Dou, you are really generous!" ”

In the face of Lao Bai's compliment, Mr. Dou's expression was complicated, "Generally, I have been in a bad mood recently, and my hands are a little astringent." As he spoke, he pointed to the middle of the flower roll, "It's not good, look at the water." ”

"What's wrong with the water? Isn't this water good? ”

"The water is dead, it does not flow, it does not move, and it does not breathe." Mr. Dou took the pen and wanted to change it, but then let go again, "That's it, it's okay." ”

The shopkeeper thought that the other party was pretending to be modest, and said with a smile: "Mr. Dou, you are too polite, if this painting is put on the market, it will cost at least fifty taels of silver." ”

Mr. Dou stretched out his hand, "Ten taels, it's yours, I mean it." ”

As soon as Guo Furong heard that there was something to be occupied, she immediately urged: "Hurry up and get the money, shopkeeper." ”

"Well, I don't have much research on art, I still prefer blue and white."

"Eight taels."

"I'm not too expensive."

"Six taels."

"I don't have the budget for this."

"Five taels, it can't be lower."

"If you're short on money, I can help."

"Three taels, I'll send you another painting. Li Bai's "Will Enter the Wine", wild grass. What do you think? Bring me the paper, I'll write it now. ”

At first glance, it was said that this was on it, and the shopkeeper was no longer hypocritical, "No need, three or two will be three or two." You wait, I'll get you the money. ”

Li Dazui on the side looked stupid, "Mr. Dou, three taels of silver, I just don't eat or drink, I can't save it for a year!" If you draw like this, you'll earn a few thousand taels of silver a month! ”

Mr. Dou looked depressed and sighed: "When painting, if you are in a bad mood, your painting will not be good, and if you take everything out and sell it, your value will fall." ”

"Oh, the starting price is fifty taels of silver, where can it fall if it falls again?"

"Perhaps, in the case of the current painting, it is worthless in my mind."