Chapter 11 Heaven wants to die, and it will make it mad

"Why do you say I'm inferior to a pig and a dog, why do you say that I'm inhuman?

Chu Nan went out to take a look, and it turned out that Xiucai had drunk too much in the backyard and was drunk. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, the others were also woken up by him.

"What are you howling about?"

"I hate it to death, and you still don't let people sleep?"

Even Lao Bai, who was sleeping in the lobby, came over, and opened his mouth to say: "Do you still have any humanity, and you still don't let people live?"

It's good not to mention the word "human nature", but when he said this, Xiucai was even more full of grief and indignation:

"I've been studying hard for so many years, and I can't even lift people, so I might as well die. As he spoke, he was going to drill into the well and look for a short view.

As soon as everyone saw it, this was worth it and dragged him aside.

"Let me ask you, there are so many people in the world who can read books, how many can be lifted?"

Hearing Lao Bai's relief, Xiucai became even more depressed: "I'm different from others. ”

"What's different about you, aren't you all carrying a head on two shoulders?"

"I, Lu Qinghou, can read a thousand words at the age of three, and memorize Tang poems at the age of five..."

When Chu Nan heard it, it was this set of words again, and his ears were calloused.

"Okay, you can't just memorize other people's things, you have to innovate in learning, you have to have your own opinions. ”

When Xiucai heard this, he didn't make a fuss anymore and walked straight to the lobby.

"Xiucai, why are you going?"

"Write a book!"

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Early the next morning, Xiucai was sleeping soundly on a table, with an extinguished oil lamp in front of him and a few pieces of manuscript paper pressed under him.

Chu Nan went over and knocked on the table, "Xiucai, wake up, wake up." ”

Lu Xiucai bounced up directly, and then rubbed his sleepy eyes.

"Morning. ”

"Morning, how about Xiucai, what did you write last night?"

Xiucai was a little embarrassed, "I didn't write anything, I'm thinking about it." ”

"Think, think about what?"

"Think about what exactly I'm going to write?"

"Then did you figure it out?" Chu Nan then asked.

Xiucai yawned, "No, I'll go back to the house and think about it later." ”

Seeing that Xiucai was about to go back to the house to sleep in the cage, Chu Nan proposed: "I think you can write a novel, and if you write well, you can definitely make money." ”

Xiucai is worried about the cost of next year's township test, according to the original calculation, he is likely to sell the last piece of land on his ancestors, that is, this piece of Tongfu Inn (Xiucai only sold the inn to Tong Xiangyu two years ago, and the land is still Xiucai's), but now it seems that there is one more choice.

In the end, Xiucai thanked Chu Nan, and then went back happily.

At this moment, Mo Xiaobei sneakily passed by Xiucai with her schoolbag, looking at her appearance of being a thief, didn't she clearly tell others that there was a problem in her schoolbag?

"Mo Xiaobei, come here. ”

Mo Xiaobei was still quite afraid of Chu Nan, so he could only slowly rub himself in front of Chu Nan.

Chu Nan didn't touch her things, but just asked her, "What are you in your bag?"

Mo Xiaobei was so anxious that his eyes rolled, and it happened that Tong Xiangyu came down from upstairs.

"Xiaobei, what time is it, why don't you hurry to school?"

Mo Xiaobei took advantage of the topic and pointed at Chu Nan aggrievedly, "Sister-in-law, he.."

Tong Xiangyu glared at Chu Nan and hurriedly sent Mo Xiaobei to school. Chu Nan was helpless, this little girl was definitely going to get into trouble again, and now she could only give Tong Xiangyu a reminder: "Shopkeeper, Xiaobei's schoolbag is..."

"You don't care, you don't understand the things of scholars. ”

Hearing Tong Xiangyu's words, Chu Nan was so angry that he almost doubted life, feeling that he was a martial artist in others.

"Shopkeeper, you have also read books, and you must know the story of Hurt Zhongyong, so I won't say anything more. ”

After speaking, Chu Nan directly brushed his sleeves and left.

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At noon, Xiaobei came back for dinner.

"Uncle Xiucai, don't eat it yet, you can help me spray a gang rule first. ”

"What's the gang rule?"

Mo Xiaobei said triumphantly: "I have established a sect called the Eight Great Sects. ”

"Which eight factions?"

In the face of everyone's inquiries, Mo Xiaobei said with a heartfelt voice: "My sect is called the Eight Great Sects, and this girl is the head of the sect." ”

Everyone thought that this little girl was playing at home, especially Guo Furong, who even mocked: "Dare to ask Master Mo, you eight major factions won't be alone with you, right?"

Who knew that this girl slapped the table, "Who said that, the students of our academy have all joined my eight major factions, except for Qiu Xiaodong." ”

"Then why didn't he join?"

"I won't let him in, who made him laugh at my ugly handwriting?"

Lao Bai took a piece of potato and stuffed it into his mouth, "Don't say it, this kid still holds a grudge." ”

"Not only do I remember it, but you all have to remember it. ”

"Why?"

"I declare that from today onwards, you will all join my eight major factions. Mr. Lu, you are the military advisor, and Brother Bai and Sister Xiao Guo are the left and right protectors..."

"What about me?" Tong Xiangyu on the side hurriedly asked.

"Honorary head, also as a money envoy. ”

"What?"

"The money messenger is the one who gives money specially. ”

Unexpectedly, Tong Xiangyu was not angry at all after hearing this, but was still happy, it seems that she really treats Mo Xiaobei as a Mozi. In the end, she always slammed the door, and even took out half a penny of silver to reward Mo Xiaobei.

Mo Xiaobei got the silver, and happily didn't even eat, and was about to go out in a hurry.

"Why don't you eat?" asked Lao Bai.

"Hey, where do you have to report to the Dharma Protector? After saying that, he ran away without a trace.

When Lao Bai heard this, he had to do it, and he had learned to contradict adults.

"Shopkeeper, you don't care? What kind of mess is this kid. ”

The rest of the people also spoke out one after another, saying that they should be strictly disciplined.

But the shopkeeper Tong seemed to regard Mo Xiaobei as a future sage, and said with a smile: "You have to manage, of course you have to manage, if I had managed her in the past, I would have managed her properly, but since Mr. Zhu came, I am really afraid that Xiaobei will be managed into a showman." ”

When Lu Xiucai heard this, he immediately stretched his face, he could even say this to his face, isn't this a deliberate slap in the face?

Lu Xiucai directly flicked the chopsticks, "I'm full." ”

Chu Nan didn't have the heart to eat, as the so-called heaven wants to die, it will make him crazy, you just wait for Mo Xiaobei's "surprise".

It's a pity that Tong Xiangyu is like a woman this time, "Don't go, who will write the rules when you leave?"

"I'm still busy writing novels. ”

"Looks like I'm going to have to find a new tent back. ”

In the end, Xiucai still succumbed to Tong Xiangyu's obscenity.

Half an hour later, a thick book of gang rules was freshly baked.

"It's also called gang rules, the whole prison guide. ”

Lu Xiucai was also helpless, "I wrote it completely according to the shopkeeper's meaning." ”

The rest of the people also couldn't get used to Tong Xiangyu's approach, but they only dared to bully and bully Lu Xiucai, "If she asks you to die, you will also die?"

This Lu Xiucai is too, he can't hear the voiceover at all, and he pointed to the gang rules in a matter-of-fact manner: "Na, according to Article 7 of the gang rules, the boss has an order, don't dare to disobey." ”

"Cut!"

Lu Xiucai also felt that he was a little too much, and said with a sneer: "Why don't I go back and change it?"

And while a group of people were chatting, an old and hoarse voice came from the door:

"Shopkeeper Tong, is Shopkeeper Tong there?"