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In the history of the Earth's American comics, Aquaman is almost the most popular and the most hacked superhero.

Note that it is used almost, because in the DC Comics universe, among the superheroes who are slightly well-known, there are parallel goods like Green Arrow at the bottom, compared to Marvel's Hawkeye, which is also good at archery, Green Arrow's popularity is really 108,000 miles behind.

If it weren't for the TV series released in 2012, this modern-day Robin Hood would have been forgotten.

Of course, no matter what, Aquaman is undeniably the least popular one in the Justice League.

Aquaman is a veteran hero, a little later than Batman, but looking at the history of Aquaman's changes on the earth for more than 70 years, you will find that this product really comes out of the water, it is really watery.

On the one hand, there are almost no changes to the ability setting of Aquaman, and it stands to reason that such a character designed based on mythology should take the strong output route, but he has always been high or low.

Compared to strength, you can't beat Superman, but you can't beat Wonder Woman.

Compared with team cooperation, it can't compare to Martian Manhunter, who is known as "silver ball" and "Swiss Army knife", not to mention that the latter also has a big plug-in like "thinking connection", which can connect the minds of multiple people at the same time, and become a transit station for thinking signals, which is simply the best choice for team battles.

Specific speed, huh...... The Flash hehe.

Compared with intelligence, Batman's IQ crushes the entire DC Comics universe, and there are all kinds of plug-in black technology, even Superman is not scared.

Compared with the ability to adapt on the spot, not to mention you Aquaman, most heroes may not be able to compare to the brain hole brother of "how big the heart is, how big the stage is" - Green Lantern......

On the other hand, let's take a look at Aquaman's character design.

What the hell is your gold and green non-mainstream outfit going on?!

And what kind of superpower that breathes with gills is used by a bird? In the early setting, you still have to poop in the sea?!

You can't breathe if you leave the water for a long time, even if its abilities are enhanced in the New 52, but what is the reason for having to touch water every hour?

As for the skill of communicating with the fish, it is even more ridiculous......

All in all, Aquaman is a very embarrassing existence in the Justice League, and it is precisely because of this that there is the famous line in "The Big Bang Theory": Aquaman Sucks (Aquaman is too weak)!

In this parallel world where Meng Qi lived, Aquaman was almost in the same tragic situation.

With the launch of the second issue of "Aquaman" magazine, the superhero's voting activity on the official website of AC Comics, not only did not increase the number of votes, but caused a collective complaint among readers.

In the end, this kind of spit turned into a kind of collective black, a joyful game of collective participation.

Of course, if we go back to the roots, we will find that it started with a spoof of doujin posted by a netizen on Twitter.

The netizen posted a picture on Twitter soon after the second issue of "Aquaman" went on sale.

The picture shows a muscular, tall and strong Aquaman, standing on tiptoe on one foot, the other foot stretched back, his arms stretched out in parallel, posing in the classic ballet pose in Swan Lake, and the most hilarious thing is that he is also holding a cute little goldfish in his hand, and his mouth makes sounds such as "woo woo", obviously communicating with fish.

This netizen spoofed Aquaman's ability to communicate with fish, but in his pen, the cute goldfish, ballet and muscular man form an extremely strong contrast, so that everyone who sees this painting can't help but feel ......

This is a shameful play!

The Twitter post spoofing Aquaman garnered millions of retweets 24 hours later, and it sparked a wave of Black Sea King on the Internet, with fandom spoofs like this popping up one after another.

For example, Aquaman tied the reins to two flying fish, and he also stepped on two flying fish, flying above the sea at an extremely slow speed.

Well, it's in the Black Sea that the king will not fly.

For example, in the desert, Green Lantern used his brain to conjure a bottle of water, and Aquaman was already dying of thirst, lying on the ground and begging: "Oh, please, dear Hal, give me a sip of water......

For example, some netizens posted a fake news with a big news headline: The U.S. military rescued the dying Aquaman from the desert, and the latter said that Atlantis is an eternal ally of the U.S. Federation.

What's more, I've already started creating a spoof four-panel comic, let's take a look at the following example.

The first frame shows Superman, Green Lantern, and Martian Manchum floating on the ground in a neatly seated position, shouting, "Brother, hurry up, the stealth plane is about to take off!"

In the second frame, Aquaman runs over anxiously, shouting, "Wait for me!"

In the third frame, Aquaman jumps up and slams to the ground.

The fourth frame shows these three flying superheroes flying in the air, laughing at Aquaman lying on the ground like a dead dog, while muttering to himself: "Okay, okay, I'll go swimming!"

It's so dark that it's almost crazy.

However, this is not the climax.

Because Meng Qi, the author of "Aquaman" Frank Miller, also quickly got involved!

Meng Qi posted a six-page short story on his Twitter, in which he painted Aquaman more handsome and more heroic.

However, this time he was ridiculed by the inhabitants of the manga world!

At the beginning of the story, it was Aquaman who intercepted two robbers who robbed a bank on the street, although the two gangsters were armed with heavy weapons, but in the face of Aquaman's ability, bullets could not hurt him at all.

Aquaman used his trident to overturn the robbers' cart and quickly take them out.

So far, the story is quite normal. But the next scene surprised and amused the readers.

After solving the gangsters, he quickly came up with the police and asked, "Mr. Aquaman, do you need me to give you a glass of water?"

Aquaman glared at the policeman unhappily, left without saying a word, and then came to a small restaurant.

When he walked into the restaurant, a female customer began to whisper: "Although the legend says that he is useless, he is still very handsome......"

Aquaman sat down in his seat and ordered mashed potatoes and fish fillet, at which point a glasses next to him immediately said, "Oh shit, you can't order fish fillet......"

"Why?" Aquaman was already a little upset.

"Because you can communicate with fish!"

Next, Aquaman put on an extremely resentful expression.

"I don't talk to the fish. ”

Many netizens who saw this were already Sparta, what the hell is Frank Miller doing?

This is the official black!

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