"Xiao Yu, I have no opinion on you taking advantage of Uncle Xiao, why do you even take advantage of me, it's not normal for the girl's family to always like to be a little aunt!" Chi Haiyang joked with a smile. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Last year, in order to test whether Grandma Zhu was pretending to be sick, Sun Cheng asked Chi Haiyang for help, that was the first time Chi Haiyang saw Wu Yuluo, and later Chi Haiyang often took Sun Cheng to Weimingju to eat and drink, and occasionally met Wu Yuluo, the two are quite familiar with each other, and Chi Haiyang often heard Wu Yuluo claiming to be Sun Cheng's little aunt, taking advantage of some verbal advantages.

"How do you speak?" Wu Yuluo pouted and said dissatisfiedly, "Who took advantage of you? It's because I've suffered a loss! I have already drunk blood wine with Sister Zhou Xue and become sisters of the opposite sex, and Sun Cheng also admits that I am a little aunt! You are Sun Cheng's nephew, I only let you call me little aunt, you can take a big advantage!"

"Lao Chi, don't listen to her nonsense," Sun Cheng retorted, "She and my mother just became a family, and I never recognized her as my little aunt!"

"Lao Chi, Sun Cheng is just embarrassed to admit it in front of you, in fact, deep down he recognizes my little aunt, he called me three times a few days ago!"

"Senior sister, you said that I called, who heard it, how can you prove it?" Sun Cheng said fearlessly, "If there is no evidence, beware of me suing you for slandering my reputation!"

"Da Laipi, you are Da Laipi! I obviously called me three times but my little aunt didn't admit it, I despise you!" Wu Yu said angrily.

"I've won awards, compared to Senior Sister Laipi's kung fu, I'm still far behind!" Sun Cheng sneered.

Sun Cheng's words are not unfounded, Wu Yuluo once cried and his nose was hit by him, wiped his snot clean on him, and immediately did not admit that he had cried, and said that if he had no evidence to prove that she had cried, he would sue him for slander.

There was also the time when Min Xiang invited him to dinner, because Min Xiang had not yet arrived, Wu Yuluo asked everyone to wait for Min Xiang to come before they could eat, but she secretly ate the dessert, and did not admit it, after being pointed out that there were traces left by stealing food at the corner of her mouth, she lied and said that the dessert was eaten after a meal, not a meal.

"Uncle Junior," Chi Haiyang interjected, "Your IQ has dropped, doesn't your answer like this prove that you are indeed cheating?"

Sun Cheng was stunned for a moment, and found that this was indeed the case, he just wanted to ridicule Wu Yuluo, but he didn't expect to say that he had leaked his mouth, so he simply said: "Okay, I admit that I called it, but so what? I also called Yiyi 'little aunt', it was just a joke, it can't be true!"

"Why can't I take it seriously, I have to take it seriously!" Wu Yuluo said happily, "See, Lao Chi, your little uncle has already called me little aunt, now it's your turn, call my little aunt and let my little aunt be happy!"

"......" Chi Haiyang was so choked that he couldn't speak for a long time, he originally wanted to see Uncle Xiao's jokes, but who knew that he actually lifted a stone and hit his own foot.

"Don't be stunned, Lao Chi," Sun Cheng urged with a smile, "People are waiting for you to call, hurry up, don't rub it off!"

"That...... whisper," Chi Haiyang scratched his head and said with a sneer, "You probably don't know yet, in fact, I am the same generation as Uncle Xiao's parents, and we have different names, you are not the doorman of the Divine Needle Gate, I can't call you that, otherwise it will be messed up!"

"Hmph!" Wu Yuluo pouted, "I know that you are as good as your little uncle, the upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked, and you are talking about ...... like you."

Chi Haiyang started the car and drove to a private hospital, according to the information he received, Tao Jinwei had impotence and would go to that hospital for treatment every day after work.

Wu Yuluo sat in the back seat, and saw a hole under the backrest of the passenger seat, through which Sun Cheng's ass could be seen, he was a little bored, so he had a prank heart and took a baseball bat to poke the hole.

"Damn, what's it?" Sun Cheng felt that the chrysanthemum was stabbed, startled, turned his head to look, and found that there was a hole in the backrest, and saw Wu Yuluo lowering his head and snickering, and said angrily: "Senior sister, did you do it?"

"I didn't do it," Wu Yuluo stifled a smile and raised the baseball bat in front of Sun Cheng, "It's it!"

"Haha......" Chi Haiyang suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at, what's so funny?" Sun Cheng was speechless at Chi Haiyang's low laughter.

"Uncle Junior," Chi Haiyang couldn't help laughing, his face flushed, and said, "You have come up with such a damaging move, is this considered a report of the present world?"

"Report your size!" Sun Cheng scolded, "Why are your thoughts so filthy and obscene!"

Wu Yuluo didn't understand the implicit meaning of the two people's words, and couldn't help but ask: "Sun Cheng, why are you scolding Lao Chi for being filthy and obscene? He didn't say anything!"

"Yes, I didn't say anything, how can Uncle Xiao scold casually?" Chi Haiyang showed an expression of watching the show.

Sun Cheng squinted at Chi Haiyang's unbeaten face, and said: "Senior sister, if you have been in contact with Lao Chi for a long time, you won't ask like this, because as long as you understand him, you will know that as long as he stops there, he doesn't need to speak, and he doesn't need to make movements, he will naturally exude the words 'dirty and indecent'!"

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At about eight o'clock in the evening, after Tao Jinwei's treatment, he came out of the hospital and found that his car tire had been punctured, and he had to go home.

When Tao Jinwei was waiting for the car at the intersection, a broken car stopped in front of him, and then the door opened, and a few seconds later, the door closed, and then the broken car drove away, and he was no longer there.

"Is it so easy to beat the stuffy stick?" Wu Yuluo saw Sun Cheng cleanly knock Tao Jinwei unconscious and take him to the car, and felt that beating the stuffy stick was nothing more than that, waved the baseball bat in his hand, and said, "The next Peng Hui, just leave it to me!"

"No!" Sun Cheng refused, "This is not a joke, you can't control the proportions, it's easy to make mistakes, or I'll do it!"

Wu Yuluo pursed his lips, a little unconvinced.

Chi Haiyang drove on in a broken car and continued to his next destination, the bar.

It took a few hours for Tao Jinwei to wake up after being knocked unconscious by Sun Cheng, so Sun Cheng, Chi Haiyang and Wu Yuluo did not leave anyone to guard him, but came to the bar together.

The three of them soon found Peng Hui in the bar, he was flirting with a woman in front of the bar, and he had no intention of leaving for a while.

The three of them asked for a few bottles of wine, sat at a table not far from Peng Hui, and waited quietly for him to leave before secretly starting.

"Little handsome guy," a young woman with a good figure and a bit of good posture came to Sun Cheng's side, threw a wink at Sun Cheng, and said coquettishly, "Don't you invite someone to sit down and have a drink?"

"I'm sorry, I don't have this plan!" Sun Cheng kept looking at Peng Hui, and without twisting his head, he refused directly.

"Don't, little handsome guy," the young woman sat next to Sun Cheng, shaking his shoulder with her hand and rubbing his arm with her chest, "People have been so lonely and lonely lately, I really want to find someone to accompany me, can you just have a drink with them......?"

"You flash me aside!" Wu Yuluo felt very angry inexplicably when he saw the young woman pestering Sun Cheng like this, and used the baseball bat in his hand to separate the young woman's chest from Sun Cheng, and said coldly.

"Handsome brother, she bullies others and beats others, you want to make the decision for me?" The young woman looked at Wu Yuluo with a provocative gaze.