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When Xu Xingkong returned home, he was already as listless as a frosted eggplant.

He Jingyuan was eating snacks on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, maybe he was fooling a stupid girl again. Seeing Xu Xingkong come back listlessly, He Jingyuan raised his head and observed for a while, and asked with a meaningful smile:

"Monk, did you go on a date?

"Do you think I'm a success?"

"Hehe, don't be discouraged, even if you fail, you won't lose a hair, there are a lot of girls in this world, or next time my brother introduces you to one, you should also have a woman, won't you feel uncomfortable being so single all day?"

"Get out, **!"

He Jingyuan rolled his eyes, and patted the sofa next to him with a smile: "Come, let's talk about it, brother will give you a free counselor, brother sue you, you are not afraid of failure, what you are afraid of is that you will not sum up lessons and lessons, the biggest difference between people and monkeys is that people are good at summarizing experience." ”

Xu Xingkong was stunned, why did he think He Jingyuan's words tasted weird? It was like a very serious emotion, it can be seen that it is necessary for this sentence to be so emotional, could it be that He Jingyuan actually thinks that he is a monkey?

Shaking his head, shaking off the strange thoughts in his mind, Xu Xingkong hesitated, but still sat next to He Jingyuan, snatched the bag of potato chips that had just been opened from He Jingyuan's hand, pinched a slice and threw it into his mouth, chewed it with a clatter, and said a little vaguely:

"Lao He, do you think I'm a hypocrite person?"

He Jingyuan glanced at Xu Xingkong strangely, and then sneered and said: "Self-pity and self-pity must also find the right direction, besides, we have to sum up lessons and lessons and objectively understand our own strengths and weaknesses, can we not talk about these inconsequential things?"

Xu Xingkong rolled his eyes: "I'm serious, I think I'm quite hypocritical, obviously I want to be self-satisfied, but I just pretend to be a good person." ”

He Jingyuan stretched out his hand and pinched a piece of potato chips from the bag in Xu Xing's empty hand, and said while sending it to his mouth: "You can't say that, in fact, Mo Yiyin is like an idiot."

"What?"

"I mean, in fact, everyone is like this, who doesn't live to satisfy themselves? The difference is just that in the process of self-satisfaction, there is no harm to others, or even good to others, the former is considered a bad person by universal values, and the latter is a good person, and to be honest, the evaluation of others has nothing to do with whether you are self-satisfied or not. ”

Xu Xingkong thought about it, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "That's right, I'm not wrong to say that." ”

"What's right, by the way, who are you dating today?"

Xu Xingkong looked at He Jingyuan curiously: "Why are you so sure that I'm going on a date?"

He Jingyuan pouted with disdain: "You otaku are bored to go shopping?" Okay, although the probability is very small, but it is not completely impossible, to be honest, I think you can live to old age as long as you have the Internet and express delivery." ”

"Hehe, that's true. ”

He Jingyuan pursed his lips again, and snorted with disdain: "Don't you think your behavior today is very different? Since you lived in our nest, I have never seen you dress yourself so carefully, although dressing up is the same as not dressing up, or even worse." ”

Xu Xingkong's old face turned red, and he resisted a little unwillingly: "It's exaggerated, how can it be worse, this dress is my most expensive." ”

"It's the most expensive ten years ago, right? The clothes when you wear them are very temperamental, brother and I can wear a nostalgic gentleman's taste, you can only wear the smell of turtles"

"Stop, buddy, you're off topic!"

Xu Xingkong shouted to stop with a constipated face.

He Jingyuan smacked his lips and said, "Okay, I'll give you a good science popularization of the basic knowledge of dress another day, let's get down to business today, do you still deny that you are dating a woman?"

"Well, it's true that I went to meet a woman, but it's not a date, it's just a chat between ordinary friends. ”

Xu Xingkong replied with a hint of cunning.

He Jingyuan glanced at Xu Xingkong, then nodded a little abruptly, and said with a look that I had already seen through: "Do you want to sue me that you are going to be a warm man? I didn't expect you to have a girlfriend? ”

Xu Xingkong had to admit that He Jingyuan's intuition on these gossip matters was keenly scary.

"Excuse me, this person doesn't need to be introduced, you already knew him"

"Hey, it won't be Lu Qianqian, right? You really have a leg with her! Listen to brother, this woman is really not suitable for you." ”

Xu Xingkong smiled bitterly: "I said it all, just an ordinary friend." ”

"Then you and I understand, you also want to persuade her, right?

Xu Xingkong shook his head with a wry smile again, he found that he always smiled bitterly today.

"That's not true, at least she's still polite"

Xu Xingkong did not hide that he had met Lu Qianqian today, of course, he didn't completely say his careful thoughts, at least, the reason why he was doing a qiē was actually because he found that the halo on Lu Qianqian's body was becoming more and more dangerous, Xu Xingkong would not sue others if he was killed.

After He Jingyuan listened to Xu Xingkong's narration, the expression on his face became very exciting, and after enduring it for a while, he finally couldn't help but spray, patting the sofa hard and rolling around laughing.

"Poof~ You, you, what does Brother Jean say about you! You have to be more than two to do such a thing!"

Since Xu Xingkong said it, of course he knew that he would be ridiculed, but despite his psychological preparations, he was still a little blushing and hot, but he couldn't bear to do nothing, and waved his hand generously and laughed at himself:

"If you are not crazy, you are not an adult, and if you are not a man, you will not be able to do it for many years. ”

"You're still a teenager? Okay, you're a real boy!"

"Thank you, I will continue to work hard. ”

He Jingyuan stopped laughing wildly, looked at Xu Xingkong with a serious face, and said: "It's done, you have finally achieved a positive result! Keep it up, hope is a big drop, Sao Nian!"

"Get out!"

Xu Xingkong pushed away He Jingyuan's face stretched out in front of him, threw a piece of potato chip into his mouth angrily, chewed it hard, and it was like He Jingyuan's bones were broken.

"I'm serious, as the saying goes, people are invincible, do you know that women are most afraid of pestering Han? As long as the skin is thick enough and people are shameless enough, what kind of woman can't catch up?

He Jingyuan blinked at Xu Xingkong, with an expression that you understand, Xu Xingkong pursed his lips, it's no problem to hit the mouth cannon, if you really want to act, Xu Xingkong hasn't lived enough.

"Okay, you've laughed enough, right? Help me analyze what do you think Lu Qianqian means? Did what I said cause her to misunderstand, I really didn't mean it. ”

"No, it's not like that, if your description is correct, she doesn't mean to blame you, it's just that she can't promise you anything. ”

He Jingyuan said with great certainty, but He Jingyuan was so sure that Xu Xingkong felt a little weird: "Why?"

A strange light flashed in He Jingyuan's eyes, and Xu Xingkong felt that his temperament changed suddenly, as if he had suddenly changed from a traceless breeze to a thick mountain, but when Xu Xingkong looked at it carefully, he was still the erratic wind.

He Jingyuan shook his finger proudly: "The reason is very simple, because I know more about the situation than you know." ”

Xu Xingkong's face sank and said, "What do you mean?"

"It means that Lu Qianqian is bolder and more radical than you think, or to put it this way, she did everything you could think of, and she did it if you couldn't think of it. In fact, what you said is true, maybe that's the truth, but unfortunately, your construction is no longer able to be adopted, you said it too late. ”

"Facts?!" Xu Xingkong was taken aback: "You mean that everything that should have happened has already happened?"

In fact, Xu Xingkong didn't need He Jingyuan to answer anymore, he had already figured out that the changes in the halo on Lu Qianqian's body, as well as Lu Qianqian's words and attitudes today, were all tightly matched.

Yes, she has already done what she should do, and besides, things are likely to be developing in the worst direction, and it is precisely because of this that Lu Qianqian is so irritable, and the halo on her body will make Xu Xingkong feel uneasy.

Xu Xingkong smiled bitterly, it turned out that the reason why he made up his mind was because of the facts that had happened, and the useless work he had done was to change what had happened, which was too funny.

But thankfully, my previous worries and guilt are no longer necessary.

Xu Xingkong looked at He Jingyuan in a daze, and He Jingyuan shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "Although it's cruel, I still have to sue you, buddy, you fought with windmills before." ”

Xu Xingkong shook his head, he didn't care about He Jingyuan's sarcasm, but said abruptly: "I just regret it, why didn't I do it earlier." ”

He Jingyuan grinned: "Cut, is it useful to do it earlier, I also warned him, but what is the result? A fool who thinks he is smart still wants to seek skin with the tiger? Poor people must have something to hate! In vain is the trace of kindness that my brother finally broke out, my conscience that drifts with the wind."

Xu Xingkong didn't smile, stuffed the potato chips in his hand into He Jingyuan's hand, stood up decadently, and walked towards his room with a sway, he just wanted to sleep well now, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped, and whispered without looking back:

"It didn't work, but at least you did it, and I didn't do anything. ”

He Jingyuan looked at Xu Xingkong's slightly rickety back and opened his mouth, but he didn't make any sound, and his mouth was like a fish out of water, which looked a little ridiculous.

A thin wooden door divided the world, Xu Xingkong's strength seemed to be emptied in an instant, a ball of mud was carried to the bed, his face was buried in the pillow, and his mouth emitted some meaningless **, and then, the room was quiet, and the last rays of the sunset slipped away quietly from the corner of the window, and night fell again.