Chapter Fifty-Eight: Silly Dafan jumped off the building and became addicted
Note: Add more to Lao Tie's "Ordinary, Radiance"! Alas, oh my mother, after half a month, there is finally another brother in the group!
And the stupid big fan jumped off the building at night, because the front of the dormitory is an unobstructed playground, you have to run fast! Faster! Faster! Otherwise, you will be caught by the teacher who patrols the night!
All the way to the edge of the playground, because there are some shrubs on the side of the playground, bending over is at least a little covered, and it will not look too abrupt, and the bushes are the flashlight light of the night watch teacher, looking at the stupid Dafan running with a pouting ass in front, and then looking at the flashlight light that sweeps the night watch teacher in the bushes from time to time, Bai Shui suddenly feels like the feeling of a heroic guerrilla crossing the enemy blockade line in a TV series.
Bent down and trotted to the last line of defense of the school - an iron fence, a strong bear-like fan, pouting a coquettish ass, flexibly arching and arching over, beckoning Bai Shui through the iron fence, let Bai Shui hurry up!
Bai Shui looked at the iron fence, it was only two or three meters, Bai Shui had been trained by the troops, only to see Bai Shui take a few steps back, sprint suddenly, step on the base of the iron fence and jump, his right hand picked up the top of the iron fence, and his left foot turned over to the top of the iron fence with a little force, and a dashing turn turned over, which had already appeared outside the iron fence!
The stupid Dafan was completely dumbfounded, what is the difference between this and the movie? Kindness! Nothing is bad!
Compared to the appearance of Dafan Bear on the tree, it is simply countless grades higher!
Bai Shui looked at Da Fan, who was still stunned by the fence, and used to be a footpath.
"Where's the hammer, run!"
Dafan will also reflect this, after all, the teacher also pays attention to catching people, and I have heard a lot of people who go over the wall say that the fence outside the school is the most likely to ambush the teacher! It is also the most planted land by the wall climbing family!
took Dafan all the way to find food.
And just after Bai Shui and Da Fan ran away, in the shadow of the fence, two people walked out, it was Vice Principal Long and Teacher Liu, who taught physical education.
Looking at Bai Shui and Da Fan's distant figures, Teacher Liu laughed and said to Principal Long.
"This guy can, he doesn't like to move, he turns out to be a master who is still hidden!"
Principal Long looked at the place where Bai Shui and Da Fan had disappeared.
"Haha, good guy, you really have a hand!"
After speaking, Principal Long turned on the flashlight and said to Teacher Liu where Baishui climbed over the wall just now.
"The top of this fence is too sharp, another day let people cut the top of this fence, look at this guy's skill, absolutely no less turnover, often walk by the river, how can there be no wet shoes, in case one day misses, it is not cost-effective to tie it, our school is also this a baby, you have to protect it! Oh, by the way, let people change the security window downstairs of their bedroom to a stronger one, don't fall off! ”
Teacher Liu looked at Vice Principal Long's serious appearance and said a little dumbfounded.
"Really?"
Vice Principal Long looked at Teacher Liu and nodded seriously.
"What a cut!"
While Vice Principal Long and Teacher Liu were saying this, Bai Shui and Silly Dafan had already rushed to the nearest overnight market stall to the school.
As soon as he sat down, Silly Dafan shouted.
"Boss, two bowls of knife-cut noodles!"
Bai Shui looked at Da Fan and asked in surprise.
"On the big night, you said you would invite me to dinner, so you would eat knife-cut noodles?!"
Silly Da Fan said like a big brother Fan.
"Then you still need side dishes, one piece at a time, you go and play another plate, let people fight it!"
Bai Shui gritted his teeth and looked at the stupid Dafan, I'll go, a plate of side dishes, you still have to fight!
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I called the boss and ordered it all over the menu.
"Boss, 20 skewers of meat, 10 skewers of tendons, 4 more kidneys, grilled fish, a mixture, 6 bottles of beer"
This will be Da Fan's turn to grit his teeth, watching the boss walk away with a smile, Da Fan pulled Bai Shuidao.
"Brother, I was wrong, I didn't bring that much money! You're out of the way."
Bai Shui didn't want Silly Dafan to eat with a heart to eat the overlord's meal, so he said.
"Ann, I'll pay"
As soon as Bai Shui's words fell, Silly Dafan yelled at the boss.
"Boss, don't cut noodles with knives! A pound of lamb! ”
In this way, in the middle of the night, the two of them drank the first few small dishes, and waited for hard dishes such as meat skewers and lamb to come up one after another, the brothers had already finished two bottles, and when Bai Shui picked up another wine bottle and was about to open it, a pair of big hands suddenly passed next to him, and the wine bottle was taken over, Bai Shui raised his head in surprise, hey! Vice Principal Long and Teacher Liu, and Teacher Liu was holding a bottle cap in his hand at this time, and Vice Principal Long did not treat himself as an outsider at all, and asked the boss for the two sets of utensils after sitting down.
Teacher Liu is a physical education teacher, and at the same time, she is also the head teacher of Silly Dafan's class, looking at Silly Dafan after Teacher Liu sat down, her calves and belly were shaking, and the table next to her legs was shaking like an earthquake, swaying slightly.
Teacher Liu looked at the stupid Dafan and shouted.
"Shake what a shake! You Parkinson's! Eat well and don't shake! ”
At this time, Vice Principal Long spoke.
"Xiaobai, you two can do it, others go over the wall and go to the Internet café to surf the Internet, your brother is good, this is still eaten! It's not bad, haha, look at the big fish and meat on your table, I guess your brothers won't be able to finish it, right? Haha, you don't mind bringing us with you, do you? ”
Bai Shui looked at Vice Principal Long as he opened the wine bottle as he spoke, and sat on his butt without moving at all, thinking, you two really don't treat yourself as outsiders, sit down tightly, and ask me if you mind? Mind if you two should beat me, I don't look like a stupid fan, so he said.
"The principal is too polite, I really treat myself as an outsider, we are all our own people, what are you polite, this dish is not enough, Dafan will order it again"
Silly Dafan listened to Bai Shui's words, as if he had been pardoned, stood up and ran to order, at this time, Vice Principal Long personally poured a glass of wine for Bai Shui, and then poured a glass himself, picked up his own wine glass and touched Bai Shui.
"Xiaobai, I have made a meritorious service today! I didn't expect your father to know the city leaders very well! Today, the leaders praised our school very much, one is because of your father, and the other is that your broadcast made everyone very happy, and the leaders specially told you to take good care of you when they left! Haha, I'm asking you for today's meal on behalf of the school, come, have a toast."
As soon as Vice Principal Long's words came out, Bai Shui's reaction was mediocre, after all, you have to see those leaders and fathers shouting and shouting in the card field and after the scenes without any image, you won't have any feelings about this, but Teacher Liu next to him was very shocked.
Bai Shui smiled faintly, held the wine glass, the mouth of which was slightly lower than Vice Principal Long's wine glass, and said to Vice Principal Long.
"Principal, I, Xiaobai, am also a member of our school, I can't talk about meritorious service, it is a matter of duty to add glory to the school"
Vice Principal Long laughed when he heard this, took the wine glass and punched Bai Shui in the air, and he was bored, Bai Shui was not far behind, and he saluted Teacher Liu on the opposite side and followed closely behind to dry the wine.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Vice Principal Long pulled Bai Shui and talked about the New Year's Day party held by the school not long after, and asked Bai Shui to prepare a program!
I drank a little drunk plain water, and I agreed without even thinking about it.
The four of them, who were full of wine and food, staggered back, and when they got to the gate, they didn't go over the wall again!
As soon as he lay down on the bed, Silly Dafan was restless again, and he jumped up from the bed with a look of lovelessness.
"My phone dropped at the hotel!"
After saying that, it will be so late that he will not pull the white water, and he will jump down again.
The white water lying on the bed is also served, and at night, you are really addicted to jumping off the building to play!