Chapter 201: Untitled
To be honest, I've seen people use copper coins as a divination tool, turtle shells as a divination tool, and even tarot poker or even bamboo sticks as a divination tool, but this is the first time I've seen a book as a divination tool. "Speaking www.biquge.info of which, the fat man Meng did not continue to say anything stupid that you use books as divination tools and do not work, but changed the topic and looked at Liu Tianyu and asked: "How did you suddenly make such a big and thick book just now, I didn't understand it at all when it was so close, and I don't seem to have any place on you to hide such a thick book." ”
After listening to Mr. Meng's inquiry, Liu Tianyu smiled and didn't say anything, Meng is always an old man, and when he saw this, he didn't know what Liu Tianyu meant, so he didn't continue to ask at the moment, and raised the wine glass in front of him and toasted Liu Tianyu.
Without the-stirring stick Mr. Cheng, the atmosphere on the table gradually began to warm up, and Liu Tianyu, as the protagonist, was naturally taken care of by everyone.
After three rounds of drinking, Sister Wang beside Liu Tianyu picked up the wine glass again, this time she not only toasted Liu Tianyu, but also had to ask Liu Tianyu to calculate a hexagram divination for her.
It is difficult to shirk the enthusiasm, Liu Tianyu opened the "Book of Heaven" and took a look at the past and future of this Sister Hong, and picked it up and told Sister Wang.
Sister Wang didn't know what was going to happen in the future, but Liu Tianyu really didn't miss anything bad when she talked about what happened in the past.
With Sister Wang taking the lead, except for Zhang An's eldest brother and Li Kun and Mr. Li, who had troubled Liu Tianyu before, several friends invited by Zhang An basically asked Liu Tianyu to help him take a look, and even the boss of the supervision company with a gloomy face licked his face and asked Liu Tianyu to calculate a hexagram for himself.
Originally, Liu Tianyu still had some nostalgia for the boss of the gloomy face supervision, but seeing that the other party didn't say a word, he directly killed three bottles of beer Liu Tianyu apologized, especially when the gloomy face punished himself, Zhang An also told Liu Tianyu at this time that the gloomy face is such a stinky character, and it has been provoked to be used as a gun for people more than once, and Liu Tianyu also put aside the matter that he had just used as a gun for Mr. Cheng to find his own bad luck, and picked out some small problems that he was about to encounter recently.
When giving everyone 'divination', Liu Tianyu will always say a few things that have happened in the past, although what will happen in the future cannot be proved now, but Guangping Liu Tianyu has nothing to say about their past, the title of Master Liu was finally deducted from Liu Tianyu's head, and even Zhang An followed the trend to call Liu Tianyu Master Liu instead of calling Liu Tianyu Xiao Liu.
Seeing that her master was softened, as an assistant with a gloomy face, she naturally wouldn't just sit like this, and then she stood up with a smile, handed the cup to Liu Tianyu, pinched her throat and pretended to be gentle, and said, "Master Liu, we meet for the first time, I toast you." ”
"Okay!" Liu Tianyu picked up the cup and touched it with the other party, and then drank all the wine in the cup.
After the female assistant finished drinking, she poured herself again, and said in surprise: "Master Liu has a good amount of wine, it seems that one cup is not enough, I will give Master Liu another glass!"
Everyone at the table drank two to three times, and now Liu Tianyu has drunk a lot, Zhou Ruolan asked in a low voice beside Liu Tianyu: "Are you okay? ”
"No problem. Liu Tianyu looked at Zhou Ruolan and smiled slightly, and then drank another glass.
As soon as the second cup was drunk, the assistant poured Liu Tianyu full again: "Master Liu, you are really a good amount of wine, the little woman is willing to bow down." ”
"Pass the prize!" Liu Tianyu said politely to her.
"Master Liu, can you also help me tell fortunes. With a little bit of meaning, the female assistant threw a wink at Liu Tianyu and said coquettishly.
For the female assistant who just found Liu Tianyu to trouble, he didn't say a word, and he didn't say a word about apologies, his master just said a basket of sorry words for three bottles of beer, and now the other party didn't mention a word about what happened before and let him give her a 'divination', the most fucked up thing is that the female assistant's voice is like a spring female cat, which makes Liu Tianyu have goosebumps, Liu Tianyu can't respond in his heart, but his face looks at her with the same expression and asks casually: "What do you want to count?"
The female assistant immediately coquettishly said: "People are girls, of course, it has to be considered feelings and marriage, master, when will people find Ruyi Langjun?"
Liu Tianyu nodded and opened the "Book of Heaven", focusing on the man who had something to do with her, especially the relationship between her and the gloomy face, after all, the relationship between him and the gloomy face was not even necessary to read the "Book from Heaven" It can be seen only by looking at the eyes, in Liu Tianyu's opinion, she asked this question to ask when she and the gloomy face would be able to achieve positive results, but this time Liu Tianyu was a little stunned, originally Liu Tianyu thought that she was just a gloomy face and a little entangled, except for the gloomy face, she was actually entangled with more than a dozen men, and even Liu Tianyu found that she often played wild games of one phoenix and several dragons, and the closest one to now was last night.
The gloomy face just apologized to himself very sincerely, and Zhang An also said that the character of the gloomy face is like that, so Liu Tianyu's little bit of mustard for the gloomy face has disappeared without a trace with the three bottles of beer he killed, but for this female assistant who didn't mention anything about the previous things, and now she is disgusting enough, Liu Tianyu feels that it is necessary to remind the gloomy face, let him know what kind of character his female assistant is, and by the way, take a small revenge on the female assistant who is disgusting to himself.
At that moment, a strange smile flashed on Liu Tianyu's face, and he looked at the female assistant and said, "It's really hard for you to ask me about this, you have to ask the two men who you last night." ”
The female assistant's face changed drastically, and she glared at Liu Tianyu angrily and scolded: "Shameless magic stick, you dare to ruin my reputation! I want to sue you for slander!"
Hearing Liu Tianyu say this, the gloomy face was also a little unbearable, who of you here didn't know the female assistant and his twists and turns, although his female assistant was not his legal wife, but after all, the female assistant was his woman, and being cuckolded was always a good thing to say, but because Liu Tianyu had just given everyone a divination without a miscalculation, the gloomy face subconsciously believed what Liu Tianyu said, so it didn't break out on the spot, but this kind of thing is too embarrassing, the gloomy face pinched the wine glass, and stared at Liu Tianyu with a pair of eyes, hoping that Liu Tianyu could make it clear, If Liu Tianyu has no evidence to talk nonsense, then the gloomy face will really throw the cup in his hand in his face in the next moment, even if the other party is a strange person in the rivers and lakes.
"I've ruined your reputation, and you're going to sue me for slander?" Liu Tianyu glanced at the female assistant playfully, and then continued: "You had a great time last night, two kings and one queen, and these two kings don't include the one next to you, do you dare to say that there is none?"
"No! I swear no, I must sue you, you shameless bastard. The female assistant was willing to admit that she had not done such a ridiculous thing.
The others were all stunned, they didn't expect things to turn out like this.
At this time, the gloomy face had already believed ninety-five percent of Liu Tianyu's words, and looked at the female assistant with a dark face and asked, "Didn't you tell me yesterday that you were going home to see your mother?"
The female assistant's eyes flashed with panic, and she hurriedly replied: "Yes! I really went back to see my mother yesterday, would you rather believe him than me? Is our relationship for so many years all fake?"
Before the gloomy face spoke, Liu Tianyu was very suitable to add fuel to the fire: "Believe her or believe me, this matter is easy to solve, you call her mother and ask her mother if you have eaten the bird's nest you let her bring back yesterday, won't the truth be revealed at once." ”
Everyone looked sideways, Liu Tianyu's words were a bit poisonous.
The fire in his gloomy face and heart was arched by Liu Tianyu again, he stretched out his hand, looked at the female assistant and said sharply: "Give me your mobile phone!"
The female assistant held her gloomy arms in both hands, rubbed her chest desperately, and begged: "You have to believe me! I really went back to see my mother, will I still lie to you?" ”
The gloomy face turned even colder, and he whispered: "Give me the phone!"
"You have to trust people. The female assistant twisted her waist and continued to plead.
The gloomy face can no longer suppress the evil fire in his heart, and it is a slap in the face to the female assistant!
"Stinky ****!"
The female assistant didn't stand firmly, slammed into the chair and fell to the ground with a bang. She was about to quibble, when her gloomy face grabbed her hair with one hand and dragged her out of the box, and soon, the door of the box was closed, and the female assistant's pleas for mercy disappeared.
The box was silent for a moment, Sister Wang, who was sitting next to Liu Tianyu, took the lead in laughing, she and the female assistant have not dealt with each other very much, now that this kind of thing has happened, she can be regarded as happy, and now she laughed and said: "Hahaha! I laughed to death, I have long seen that the assistant is not pleasing to the eye, today is really relieved, what a pleasure! Master Liu, I salute you."
Liu Tianyu smiled and said nothing, and touched a glass with Sister Wang.
Sister Wang beside Liu Tianyu smiled unscrupulously, but the others were holding back their laughter, they were afraid that their gloomy faces would suddenly come in, and now one or two of them were holding themselves quite hard.
"Come, come, eat, eat!" The gloomy face was a friend of the host, and he didn't want to embarrass his friend too much at this time, although his friend was now outside the box, and he couldn't help but smile and reveal the matter, beckoning everyone to eat and drink.
Everyone here is also like Spiegel in their hearts, and they no longer have gloomy faces at the moment, they began to drink and eat, and praised Liu Tianyu one after another.
"Master Liu, can you show me?" After a table of people touched Liu Tianyu again, Zhang An's eldest brother suddenly spoke.
"Xiaoyu, can it still work?" Zhou Ruolan remembered that Liu Tianyu had said before that divination was a very draining thing, and today Liu Tianyu had basically calculated for everyone here, Zhou Ruolan was afraid that Liu Tianyu's body would not be able to bear the current worry, so she asked.
"Sister Lan, don't worry, I'm fine now, I can still bear this consumption. Feeling Zhou Ruolan's concern, Liu Tianyu's heart warmed, and he reached out and patted Zhou Ruolan's arm, showing her a bright smile.
"Thank you, Master Liu, I'll do it first as a respect. Zhang An's eldest brother heard a little information from the conversation between Zhou Ruolan and Liu Tianyu, and hurriedly raised his wine glass and drank one first.
Liu Tianyu opened the "Book of Heaven" again, but when he finished reading some of the things about Uncle Zhang An recorded in the "Book of Heaven" this time, he was really a little shocked, so that everyone noticed that his expression was wrong, causing everyone's eyes to start rolling back and forth on Liu Tianyu and Uncle Zhang An's bodies, one or two didn't know what to think in their hearts.
Zhang An's eldest brother also changed his complexion after seeing Liu Tianyu's expression change, his eyes began to flicker, and a fine cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Liu Tianyu secretly smiled bitterly at this time, he didn't expect to encounter such an unlucky thing, and it was another human life.
"Liu, Master Liu, I... I ・・・・・" Before Liu Tianyu could speak, Zhang An's eldest brother took the lead in speaking in a trembling voice, and he 'me' a few times, but he was not able to ask the following words, to be honest, he now regrets that he is a little anxious, and he is really afraid that Liu Tianyu will say the matter regardless of it.
"Don't think about it, I don't see anything. My ability is limited, my cultivation is not enough, and when I meet some people with special personalities, I really can't get a glimpse of the other party's future now, and my face has changed a lot just now, and it's because I can't calculate it that I'm like this. Thinking of what he saw on "Book from Heaven", Liu Tianyu weighed it, and finally sighed and chose to help Zhang An's eldest brother.
"Huh~~~ Since I haven't calculated it, forget it. Zhang An's eldest brother took a long breath and responded to Liu Tianyu as if nothing had happened.
Although Liu Tianyu said that he didn't calculate anything, but everyone here is not a fool, Liu Tianyu just thought about it for a long time before saying that he didn't calculate anything, coupled with Uncle Zhang An's expression just now, everyone didn't know that there was something here, but everyone here was a human spirit, and it was wise that no one would stab this layer of window paper to death.
"Come on, come on, Master Liu will also help me take a look. Zhang An knew very well about his eldest brother's affairs, and just when his eldest brother spoke, Zhang An felt that his eldest brother was a little anxious, but fortunately, Liu Tianyu was a man and did not poke out some things.
"Mr. Zhang has no catastrophe, but there are many illnesses on your body, and you have problems with your head, heart and cervical spine. It is recommended that you take a break, change your lifestyle, pay attention to your diet, quit smoking and drinking, and it will be better. Liu Tianyu is also reluctant to get too involved in Zhang An's uncle's affairs, according to past experience, indiscriminately meddling to change people's fate is to be counterattacked, at that moment Liu Tianyu got off the donkey, used "Book from Heaven" to check Zhang An, and then gave a little advice. (To be continued.) )