Hung up the phone gently, Wen Xu hummed a little song here and began to eat breakfast, today's breakfast is a little simpler, a pot of jade stubble porridge, and then a plate of sesame oil mixed with soy sauce soaked dried radish, the most brilliant nature is the more than 200 monkeys who got back last night, and now some things have been fried in oil, and a white plate is full of white plates, and the snow-white plate is swaying with oil. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"We, the common people, are so happy today, our boss's surname is ......"

Although he made a phone call to his girlfriend last night, he was hung up after two rings, proving that Zhuo Yiqing was still angry, but this incident still did not affect Wen Xu's good mood this morning.

Knock!

There was a sharp knock at the door.

"Here we go!"

Wen Xu, who had just picked up the bowl, had to put it down and walked towards the door while humming a little tune.

opened the door and saw a smiling Shi Shangzhen standing at the door, Wen Xu said hello with a smile: "Good morning, your legs are so long, I just picked up the bowl here, you are here, come in quickly!"

Wen Xu, who was happy, didn't notice that the smile on Shi Shangzhen's face was not a normal smile, it could be directly attributed to the category of smiling and not smiling, and there was anger in his eyes.

Not to mention, Shi Shangzhen entered the house, Wen Xu looked at her without saying a word, although he felt a little strange, but because of Zhuo Yiqing's matter, he always felt that all women during this time were not normal! So Shi Shangzhen's reaction was not a problem for Wen Xu at all.

Seeing Shi Shangzhen enter the room, Wen Xu closed the door, and then made a gesture of please and said to himself, after saying please come in, he sat back on the sofa and picked up the bowl.

Turning the bowl and sucking a small circle of stick noodle porridge along the edge of the bowl, Wen Xu found Shi Shangzhen sitting opposite him, holding his cheek in one hand and then looking at him with watery eyes open.

Seeing Shi Shangzhen like this, Wen Xu immediately felt that his back was cold, and his heart trembled!

"Why are you looking at me like this early in the morning?"

Wen Xu couldn't help but stay away from Shi Shangzhen a little while holding the bowl.

"I especially want to ask you now, is my figure good, how is my skin?" Shi Shangzhen changed his hand and held up his chin with his backhand, pretending to be cute, and asked Wen Xu while stretching out his spring-like hand to rub back and forth on his overlapping calves.

Early in the morning, Shi Shangzhen only wore six-point pants on his lower body, although it looked loose, most of the pink calves were exposed. If you want to say that this Shi Shang's real skin is really nothing, it can be said that it is shiny like jade, it can be broken by blowing, it is the kind of pink baby white, and it is born with no hair, very smooth and lubricated, and it has its own reflection in the sun, which is called a good wow!

Wen Xu didn't think much about it for a while, and couldn't help nodding and said: "Your skin is really amazing, your figure is also great, your head is in this place, and the women are more than one meter seven, and they are all significantly tall and beautiful." To be honest, although your figure is not up to the catwalk, but the comprehensive conditions are combined, what kind of Victoria's Secret angels have you thrown around several times, I'm not talking nonsense......"

Hearing Wen Xu say this, Shi Shangzhen's face suddenly turned green, but it quickly turned from cloudy to sunny, and his face smiling at Wen Xu was like a pink, and he was delicate: "Then how did I behave last night?"

"Last night?" Wen Xu hadn't turned the corner yet, thinking that she had drunk to the end, so she naturally thought of the mountain carving-like style of this girl lying on the sofa last night, and couldn't help but smile and said, "You slept like a pig, and you didn't react at all!"

"Why don't you take advantage of the early morning, I'm sober now, you can tell me about last night, if you don't have fun, let's revisit it this morning?" Shi Shangzhen had a smile on his face, and his heart was already itching with hatred, looking at Wen Xu holding the bowl and smiling like a weasel who stole a chicken, he suddenly stopped getting angry.

Wen Xu said: "Revisit, forget it, you want to pit me with a bottle of Moutai this early in the morning? I won't be fooled by you! Besides, I will make you miscellaneous fish pot and drunken shrimp, trouble!"

"Pit your Moutai wine, and also miscellaneous fish pot and drunken shrimp?" Shi Shangzhen couldn't help but be a little stunned when he heard this, the hand that was originally stretched out to his waist suddenly stopped, and after thinking for a while, he looked at Wen Xu and asked: "I ask you, you answer my question honestly, if you are not honest, I want you to look good!"

"Okay, if you have any questions, hurry up and ask, I'll have to send breakfast to Dongliang later" Wen Xu looked at his watch and reached out and tapped it on it, indicating that it was not too early, and he still had something to do here.

"How did I get back to the house when I got drunk yesterday?" Shi Shangzhen asked.

At this time, when he asked again, Shi Shangzhen had already calmed down, and thought about it carefully, except for the fact that his head was a little uncomfortable when he got up in the morning, although he was only wearing a little underwear, there was nothing uncomfortable on his body, and he couldn't help but let go of his heart.

But when I thought that I was only left with underwear by Wen Xu, I suddenly felt a little hateful, and felt that Wen Xu was still a big pervert.

Wen Xu and now Shi Shangzhen's thoughts are not on the same channel, it's not that Wen Xu is stupid but he didn't think of this at all, and opened his mouth and said honestly: "At that time, you were sitting on the sofa you are sitting on, sleeping like this!"

Speaking of this, Wen Xu also learned from Shi Shangzhen last night and lay down, and continued happily: "I want to get you back to the house to sleep, you want to sleep here, I'll let you sleep in the bed, I will sleep on the sofa and I will suffer." I'll sleep in my own bed, and I don't want to go to you, so I'll have to carry you back to your room."

Seeing that Shi Shangzhen's face was about to change, Wen Xu raised his hand and said: "Don't worry, I, as a person with a girlfriend, am just responsible for carrying you back to the house, and by the way, I will come out with the decoration of your girlish heart with the appreciation of the director of the division, if you want to ask about the rest of the things, then look for Xu Jingrong, I can't answer if you ask me."

"So you didn't take off my clothes?" Shi Shangzhen breathed a sigh of relief.

Hearing her say this, Wen Xu understood no matter how stupid she was, why Shi Shangzhen was abnormal from entering the door to just now, so she said: "Do you think I did that to you last night? I'm sorry, I'm a person with a girlfriend, okay!"

Seeing that Shi Shangzhen was about to speak, Wen Xu immediately raised his hand: "I didn't expect you to look at me like this, okay, let's cut off our robes and break our righteousness from today, and we will be friends!"

Hearing Wen Xu say this, Shi Shangzhen understood that he really wanted to fork, but when he found that he was thinking about fork in his heart, he felt embarrassed, not that he was embarrassed in the face of Wen Xu, but that Shi Shangzhen realized that in addition to being relieved, he was actually mixed with a sense of loss.

"I'm just joking with you, Wen Xu, how can you take it seriously" Shi Shangzhen saw Wen Xu's posture and immediately began to exert the kung fu of a woman, that is, he wanted to take this matter over.

Wen Xu sat down with the bowl, continued to suck the porridge and ignored Shi Shangzhen, took two sips in a row, Wen Xu said: "Are you still joking with me? Now that I'm coming back to my senses, when you enter the door, if you have a gun in your hand, you probably want to kill me, right?"

Hearing Wen Xu say this, Shi Shangzhen's face changed slightly, and he couldn't help but pull the corner of his clothes, and then said after a pause: "How can I be, I can't bear you, you are still useful to you, the rich man of the land, the great development of Wenjia Village is inseparable from you!"

"Come on, I understand that in your heart, I am taking advantage of the danger of others! From now on, we are just nodding friends, go out and turn right is your room, go away or not!"

Wen Xu wasn't really angry, but since she misunderstood herself so much, she had to make some gains, even if Shi Shangzhen washed the dishes more and picked a few dishes, it would be good.

Shi Shangzhen also knew that although Wen Xu was unhappy, he had not yet reached the point of losing his temper, so he continued to play tricks, stood up and brought himself a bowl, sat down with a bowl of porridge, and began to eat.

"Come, Mr. Wen, you don't remember the villain, eat a fried disgusting worm" Shi Shangzhen smiled and endured the nausea, and put a monkey in Wen Xu's bowl.

Seeing that the porridge in Wen Xu's bowl was finished, he immediately put down the bowl in his hand, stood up and reached out to pick up Wen Xu's empty bowl: "Lord Wen, you sit down, let me come to the little one for this little thing of rice!"

"How much, a bowl or half a bowl?"

Suddenly, Shi Shangzhen's sense of service is called an explosion.

"Hmm!" Wen Xu snorted from his nostrils and said, "Half a bowl!"

"Okay!"

After a few spoonfuls, Shi Shangzhen filled Wen Xu with half a bowl of porridge and then brought it to Wen Xu with both hands: "Please use it!"

"Don't think you're going to be able to mess with this little thing! it's impossible!" Wen Xu said, picking up the bowl.

Shi Shangzhen said: "I know, how do you say you want me to compensate? As long as I can do it, you can just say it!"

"You have to say it yourself to show the sincerity of apologizing, I'll say it here, then it will look like I'm stingy" Wen Xu really didn't think of a satisfactory move for a while, so he said while sucking porridge.

Shi Shangzhen thought for a moment and stretched out five fingers: "I wash vegetables and wash dishes for five days in a row?!"

When Wen Xu heard this, he immediately glared at Shi Shangzhen for a while: "Give you a look, you can experience it yourself!"

"Or a week?"

Seeing that Wen Xu ignored himself, Shi Shangzhen gritted his teeth and added a code to himself: "Half a month!"

Wen Xu raised a finger, clearly indicating a month.

Shi Shangzhen quit: "Twenty days at most!"

"Deal!" Wen Xu nodded, then stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the monkey and quickly put it into his mouth.

"I don't eat insects, don't worry, how disgusting!" After Shi Shangzhen finished speaking, he took out the paper towel on his body, wiped the chopsticks that he had just given Wen Xu to know the monkey, and after wiping it, he stretched out to the dried radish.

"That's good!" Wen Xu took the plate to him.

Just then, there was another knock at the door.

Wen Xu nodded at Shi Shangzhen, and Shi Shangzhen stood up and walked over and opened the door.

"Director Shi, you're awake, the clothes you changed yesterday were thrown into the laundry basket, and they were a little dirty" It was Xu Jingrong who was standing at the door, and when she saw Shi Shangzhen opening the door, she said a word to her.

"Hey, why didn't I meet you earlier, I'm going to work for twenty days" Shi Shangzhen was a little annoyed when he heard Xu Jingrong mention this matter to himself at first sight.

"Oh!" Xu Jingrong stood at the door and sighed, and was attracted by the smell of fried monkeys in the house: "Fried monkeys?"

"Awesome, let's eat some" Wen Xu immediately opened his mouth to invite Xu Jingrong to come over and share the deliciousness, there are more than 200 in total, Wen Xu can't eat it alone, everything is delicious when you eat less, knowing that monkeys are delicious but can also be eaten as food.

Xu Jingrong entered the room and saw such a big plate, and said, "Then I'm welcome!"

"Hey, that waiter at the door, what are you doing with a bowl of rice?" Wen Xu evoked Shi Shangzhen.

Xu Jingrong immediately smiled and said: "No need, I've had breakfast, just eat two monkeys, why did you catch so much, there is a collection of three cents in the town, you can get a lot of money for this plate."

"I caught it myself, in my forest, I caught so many in just over an hour," Wen Xu said, "How is it?

"Well, it tastes amazing!" Xu Jingrong tasted one carefully, and gave Wen Xu a thumbs up.

Seeing Xu Jingrong eating Huanshi, Shi Shangzhen felt a little that this thing was really delicious, so he asked, "This insect is really delicious?"

"Haven't you eaten a monkey? This is a knowing larvae, the kind of knowledge called by the tree, this thing is knowing when it returns this shell......" Xu Jingrong temporarily explained.

Seeing Shi Shangzhen shaking his head, Xu Jingrong said again: "Try it, anyway, Wen Xu and I have eaten it, and no one will make fun of you!"

Hearing Xu Jingrong say this, Shi Shangzhen put a knowing monkey to his mouth, looked left and right, and then closed his eyes and put the knowing monkey in his mouth.

After chewing a few times, Shi Shangzhen's eyes widened, and he let out a sigh full of emotion happily: "Hmm!"

The next thing can be guessed, under the constant attack of three pairs of chopsticks, only a little shell dregs remained of a plate of monkeys, and all the others were wiped out. Originally, there was a little left for the pillars, but now there is no more.

Especially Shi Shangzhen said unfinished after eating: "I'll go catch it with you tonight!"

Wen Xu smiled when he heard this: "It's not good to eat this thing every day, it's okay to eat it once every three or five days, catch and eat it every day, you can't do it!"