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Just when Gongsun was anxiously waiting for the reply from the Ten Witches, he was about to lose his control. Writing "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info suddenly a swallow flew in front of Gongsun's eyes. Gongsun could tell at a glance that this was not an ordinary swallow, because this swallow also gave birth to a human head. And, like a monkey, this swallow is also fluent in the Terran language. I only heard the swallow say: "My name is dangerous, my master is the ancestor of the water witch to sit down and send a messenger." Who is you, report your name quickly. ”
This swallow can speak, and Gongsun, who has been talking to Qiqi for a long time at this moment, is not surprised. Gongsun was puzzled, and the swallow, who claimed to be dangerous, said that its owner was the messenger of the Water Ancestor Witch. Coincidentally, there is a person who claims to be the Witch Messenger of the Ancestor of Water, who is being held by Hou Yi and Lieshan, waiting for news from Gongsun. It's just that the arrogant messenger hasn't been sent away yet, so how can there be another birdman who is bigger than the master of the messenger's pedigree?
Gongsun was already surprised by their superiority sense of superiority born out of thin air because of the subordinates of the Water Ancestor Witch. Don't say it's the name on the newspaper at the moment, and without even raising your eyelids, you said to the swallow: "Your name is dangerous, do you want to ask where your master is?" ”
Gongsun originally thought to himself, you half-human, half-beast creatures are quite new to come, and if there are too many people, I really don't have the mood to play with an arrogant and rude monster like you. Therefore, Gongsun deliberately ignored this self-proclaimed dangerous creature with a human head and swallow body. That obviously means to tell this danger, I know you want to ask where your master is, but if you are so rude, be careful that I don't tell you. Originally, I wanted to give this danger a grandson who got off the horse, but I never expected that this danger was not stopped by the grandson at all, but laughed hehe.
I only heard Wei say: "Where is my master, do you still use you to tell me?" Let those who know each other make haste to call the princes who are waiting for you to come out to meet my master. Otherwise, my master would not have been as good-tempered as I am when he arrives here. ”
As we said earlier, Gongsun has a heavy mind and a quick brain. At this time, Gongsun also heard the problem, that is, it was obvious that the owner of this dangerous story was also the title of the envoy of the Witch Ancestor of Water. However, it is obvious that it should not be the one who is "playing Tai Chi" with Lieshan and them at the moment. Looking at the behavior of this birdman named Wei, it is very likely that this so-called Weiwei master is another Water Witch Ancestor who sits down as an envoy. Gongsun was inevitably a little slanderous at this moment, and said in his heart, this water witch ancestor is really big, and there is one messenger after another. Gongsun, who figured out the joints, didn't care about being angry, and said to Wei with a smile: "In that case, I don't know where your master is?" ”
As soon as Gongsun finished asking, a voice came from behind Gongsun. I only heard the voice say, "Little doll, are you the one who calls the shots here?" Isn't it true that all the adults in your family are dead? ”
Hearing this voice, Gongsun hurriedly looked back, it didn't matter, Gongsun actually saw a creature that looked similar to Qiqi again. This creature has the body of a long snake, but it also has a human head like a snake. The difference is that the creature is like a fat relic, with two bodies attached to the back of one head. This time, because he had just met Qiqi's mentally prepared grandson, he didn't look as surprised as he was when he first saw Qiqi. After figuring out that it was the same creature as the one who spoke, Gongsun bowed down to the creature and said, "I didn't dare to ask the daimyo." ”
Gongsun saw that the creature in front of him was like a rampant, and after controlling the body to shrink to ten zhang long, he also coiled his snake-like body, turned his face to Gongsun and said: "My name is negative, it is the ancestor of water, and the witch co-worker sits down as a messenger, you can directly call me Lord Negative." Come, I have something to ask you. ”
Gongsun silently slandered in his heart, you are still "Father", and I am still your "Grandpa". After complaining about the negative name, Gongsun did not go to the negative side as the negative said. On the contrary, Gongsun bowed to the negative again without moving, and said, "I don't know how many envoys you have as a co-worker, but there is already one of his envoys who is a guest with us at this moment. You're late, and there's nothing good to give you. ”
It can be seen that Gongsun is indeed fed up with the arrogant attitude of these so-called Water Ancestor Witches. At this moment, Gongsun is simply treating the burden and danger in front of him as those who don't give charity and don't leave. Perhaps, it is more cute to call Hanako in the eyes of Gongsun, and these blind and arrogant tsunderes who want to be embarrassed and negative are even equivalent to toads that fall on the feet in the eyes of Gongsun. It doesn't bite, but it's disgusting.
In fact, in Gongsun's eyes, this self-proclaimed negative creature may really be the messenger of the ancestor of water. Because the way he appeared and the tone of his speech were exactly the same as Qiqi. Even, at this moment, in Gongsun's cognition, as long as it is a subordinate of this water ancestor, it is estimated that it is a virtue. It's just that Gongsun deliberately didn't give face out of disgust with their unwarranted sense of superiority.
And because Gongsun "dared" to contradict himself and seemed a little angry, when he heard Gongsun say that there was also a messenger from the ancestor of water was also here, his heart began to beat the drum. Even, because of this, the negative has ignored the fact that Gongsun is deliberately not giving him face. Perhaps, as Gongsun said, there are many envoys under the Ancestor of Water, and after hearing that there are colleagues here, their arrogance seems to have been restrained a lot. However, Negative still said in a condescending tone: "Little doll, don't talk nonsense there, can you tell the name of the messenger?" ”
In fact, the more negative this face, the more Gongsun looked down on him. Gongsun knew very well in his heart that he wanted to know who came to Shaoxian Mountain before him, but he couldn't put it down and asked Gongsun directly. Gongsun thought to himself, if you don't ask, I won't say anything, anyway, I'll be sure that one of the two of you is a false messenger, and see what you do later.
Unfortunately, things sometimes don't go as smoothly as they seem. Although Gongsun did not answer the negative words, another voice indirectly answered the negative question for Gongsun. Listen to this voice and say, "Who is my way?" It turned out to be two negatives, what did you do here? ”
Gongsun looked for the voice and found that it was Qiqi who couldn't wait to go back, and had already come out of the cave where he was talking just now. Although, the practice of Qiqi disrupted Gongsun's plan to play negative just now. However, Gongsun still heard something useful from Qiqi's words. If Gongsun's analysis is not bad, Qi Qi is the real messenger. As for the negative, it is either a false messenger or a true messenger of the "false proclamation". It can be seen from the nervous state of Negative when talking to Gongsun that these two creatures who look the same and claim to be the messenger of the Ancestor of Water, if there must be a problem, then it must be negative.
To Gongsun's surprise, after seeing the Monkey, Negative seemed to relax, far less nervous than before the Monkey appeared. Especially in the face of Qiqi's questioning, Negative smiled at Qiqi with great contempt, as if he was very unwilling to deal with Qiqi and said to Wei: "Tell Lord Qiqi why we are here." ”
Seeing his master summoning his own danger, he hurriedly flew over. He said to Qiqi: "My master is naturally the master who is ordered by my master, and I have come here to see if anyone is secretly smuggling behind his master's back. ”
Such a justified accusation of negative and dangerous energy was something that Gongsun did not expect. If you look at the situation at this moment, if you are talking nonsense about negative and dangerous, it is obvious that the two of them are too calm and confident. Combined with what Qiqi said before, Shaoxian Mountain is the territory of Qiqi. Then it is very likely that in order to save his subordinates, he deliberately used the identity of the Ancestor Witch of Water to come over to promote the agreement between the Five Emperors and the Twelve Ancestors that Gongsun had not heard of before. If this is really the case, the scheming is too deep. not only pretended to be a co-worker, but also used the method of wanting to get away with the past to make Gongsun believe in the agreement "fabricated" by Qiqi. Thanks to Gongsun's prudence, he stabilized the situation for the time being, and secretly sent the news back to the Wenren Society. If not, I'm afraid you'll really be fooled. However, although Gongsun is suspicious, he is not arbitrary. After having doubts about Qipei, Gongsun did not choose to directly believe in the negative and dangerous, but looked forward to whether Qiqi would explain it, and how Qiqi would explain it.
How do you know, there are too many things that surprise Gongsun today, and today can be regarded as Gongsun's "unexpected day". After listening to the dangerous words, Qi Qi did not defend at all. Instead, he said to the negative: "Say that you are two negatives, and you are really two." Do you think I'm like you and came to Shaoxian Mountain without permission? I've been sent on a mission by the Gonggong, and if you're also sent here on a mission, there's no reason why I wouldn't know you're coming. You can be arrogant now, and when we return to the Gonggong, I will see how arrogant you can be. It can be seen that Qi Pi is indeed very excited, and even the arrogant shelf that he has been holding has been put down. What's more, even the awkward sentences that deliberately said that they were different from each other were abandoned, and began to tear up like a shrew quarreling.
At this time, Gongsun was pleasantly surprised to find that the only one who could make these two self-righteous tsunderes give up this high sense of superiority was themselves. No, as soon as he heard that Xianqi began to tear himself, he was not to be outdone, and replied directly: "Don't bluff there, who doesn't know that this Shaoxian Mountain is your territory." Did you see that your little brother was cleaned up and couldn't sit still? Want to use the gentleman's agreement between the Twelve Ancestors and the Five Emperors of the Terran to protect some of his subordinates? Think beautifully! Gonggong is not a great person who will let you speak on his behalf for this kind of thing. ”
Hearing this, Gongsun realized that there was indeed an agreement between the Five Emperors and the Twelve Ancestors. Well, apparently, Lynx did not lie at first. It's just that, in the same way, although the matter of the agreement is true, but as Negative said, is it really the co-worker who is one of the twelve ancestral witches to let the Monkey come? This is up for debate.
After listening to what Qiang said, he was obviously very angry, and only heard Qi Pi say: "Two negatives, two negatives, you really deserve the title of two negatives." Who doesn't know that you used to work with Lord Zhurong, the ancestor of fire, and then turned your mistake and was afraid of being punished by Lord Zhurong, so you switched to Lord Gonggong. If it weren't for the co-workers' mercy on you, you would have been homeless by now. I know that your subordinates have no territory because of your repeated behavior. You're actually here because of my territory. Don't think that because you have two bodies and one head, someone will always pity you. This time I will go back to the Gonggong-sama, and I will definitely sue you for the crime of swaggering and deceiving outside in the name of the Gonggong-sama. ”
Things seem to have reversed again due to the sudden rise in momentum. One by one, they wanted to take the burden to the co-workers and let the co-workers punish the crimes. It seems that Qiqi is not afraid that it will be difficult to explain to the co-workers. On the contrary, it is negative and dangerous, and it seems that every time I hear that I am going to go to the co-worker, I seem to be frightened. And, it seems that he knows that he is wrong, and he does not jump out to distinguish it in anger like Qiqi. On the contrary, it was dangerous, and under the instruction of the negative eyes, he flew in front of Qiqi and said to Qiqi: "Don't show your tongue there, you return to your territory privately in the name of Gonggongda." He also tried in vain to slander my master. What's more, you're here to trade with the Terrans. Today, you are unlucky to bump into my master, and we will execute you as a scum on behalf of the Gonggong. ”
Hearing Wei's words, Qiqi laughed louder, and then said, "I am talking to your master, do you have the right to interject." After reprimanding the danger, Qi Pi turned to the negative and said: "Second negative, you got the name of 'negative' because you were born with a deformity. and because he abandoned the lord and switched to the title of 'two'. I just found out today that the nickname "two negatives" can't cover all your characteristics at all, and you still lack the heart and shame. Do you think you can represent the Gonggong? You have the face to think that the co-workers can't afford to lose this person. ”
It can be said that Qiqi's words are becoming more and more mean and ugly, but at this moment, he doesn't seem to hear what Qiqi is saying at all. Because, since the danger said that he wanted to let the negative replace the co-worker to execute the co-worker, the negative fell into contemplation. Negative knew in his heart that although he relied on the sharp teeth of danger, he finally let Gongsun, who was watching the excitement from the sidelines, shake who was the real water ancestor witch messenger. However, he knew that he had not received the order of the co-worker at all. came to Shaoxian Mountain without permission, and I never thought that I might encounter a catastrophe. So, since the matter of "covering things" outside under the guise of co-workers has been broken by the Monkey, should I really consider killing the Monkey?
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