Chapter 14: This is a difficult question
The courses in the third year of junior high school are mostly review, especially when the high school entrance examination is approaching, and each course has fully entered the stage of review and preparation, which is undoubtedly a blessing for Hu Xuefeng, who has been out of the classroom for decades.
Open the textbook, the circles and lines are all test points, so what Hu Xuefeng has to do is to memorize, and memory is precisely the most untechnical thing for him.
Whether it is in the previous life or in this life, Hu Xuefeng's memory is definitely off the charts, if there is any competition such as the Brain King Contest at this time, the brain king of the memory world will definitely fall on Hu Xuefeng.
The textbook for the third year of junior high school in 1981 is really simple.
Hu Xuefeng couldn't believe that these knowledge points comparable to the fifth grade of primary school in later generations, in his previous life, he tortured himself to death, thinking of this, he didn't know whether to be ashamed of the stupidity of his previous life, or to feel sympathy for the primary school students who were forced to suffer in later generations, but this is not a problem, he only knows such a simple test point, and the high school entrance examination can no longer be called difficult.
Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Politics, History, Geography, a total of nine courses, Xiao Hu almost in one morning, the emphasis on memorization and memorization of the courses of Chinese, Politics, History, Geography, etc., but his kind of review style of swallowing dates has attracted Lin Lan's extreme dissatisfaction.
"Hu Xuefeng, can you remember the knowledge points when you review like this?" Lin Lan looked at the small movements of the same table with a scrutinizing gaze, and a pair of eyes as clear as autumn water slightly revealed a little doubt.
"Remember, don't you believe you came to check my knowledge points?" Hu Xuefeng was full of confidence, of course he was not afraid of Lin Lan's spot checks, you must know that he was a man with a memory.
"Really?"
Lin Lan pulled the geography book from Hu Xuefeng's front with some disbelief, and then deliberately asked a tricky question, "Then tell me what is the polar radius of the earth?"
"6357 km. Hu Xuefeng replied without thinking.
Lin Lan was stunned, the question she spot-checked was not in the test center of geography class, "Then tell me what is YN Eighteen Monsters?"
After speaking, Lin Lan pursed her lips and smiled slightly, she didn't believe that Hu Xuefeng could answer this question, this interesting geography question was what she saw in the latest issue of "Geographical Knowledge" monthly.
Of course, Hu Xuefeng didn't know about the monthly magazine "Geographical Knowledge", and he always didn't like to study geography classes, but that didn't mean he didn't know the answer to this question.
"YN Eighteen Monsters: Eggs are sold on grass strings, take off the hat as a pot lid, three mosquitoes and a dish, the old lady climbs the mountain faster than the monkeys, the car is faster than the train, the doll falls in love with the doll, the doll goes out with the man, the clothes are worn in the four seasons, the monk can fall in love, it rains here and there to dry, the zipline is faster than rowing, everyone loves the rice noodles across the bridge, the flowers are undefeated in all seasons, the stone grows to the clouds outside, and the new Matai goes abroad, the small lake is called the sea, and the Dai family bamboo building is covered in the air. ”
Hu Xuefeng replied while folding his fingers to count, and after finishing the eighteen monsters, he deliberately joked arrogantly, "How about it, classmate Lin Lan, am I right or not?"
Lin Lan was so embarrassed that she was choked at this time, first, she didn't expect Hu Xuefeng to know the answer, and secondly, she was embarrassed and panicked by the sentences "falling in love with a doll on her back" and "a monk can fall in love".
But these two sentences are not Hu Xuefeng's nonsense, YN is located in the southwest, there are many ethnic minorities, and these ethnic groups are looking forward to prosperity, so often after the newlyweds get married, the girls will return to the door, until they give birth to a child and then go back to their in-laws' house to get together with their husbands to start a real love journey;
As for monks can fall in love, this is not like the behavior of a certain master in later generations who marries a wife and has children, etc., but because YN borders Southeast Asian countries, and in these countries that believe in Buddhism, men enter Buddhism as monks like mainland students go to school, and when they come out of the temple, they can get married and have children.
Lin Lan refused to admit defeat, in order to help Hu Xuefeng develop a good study habit, Lin Lan changed her way to come up with a history question, a language question, and a political question, but what made her feel depressed was that Hu Xuefeng answered all of them correctly.
Hu Xuefeng looked at Lin Lan ashamed and annoyed, and suddenly became playful, he deliberately leaned towards Lin Lan's side, and then said with a wicked smile, "Come and don't be rude, I have a reasoning question here, do you dare to answer it?"
Dared?
How could Lin Lan not see Hu Xuefeng's little tricks, knowing that Hu Xuefeng might be bad, but Lin Lan still bit his lip and said, "If you don't dare, I don't believe that the girl from your question book will not be able to answer it!"
Hu Xuefeng sorted out his thoughts, and then told the most classic puzzle of the early 20th century: on a street, there are 5 houses, sprayed with 5 colors. Each house is inhabited by people of different nationalities. Everyone drinks different drinks, smokes different brands of cigarettes, and has different pets. The question is: Who raises fish?"
"What is this?" Lin Lan listened to these unrelated riddles, and her first reaction was that this puzzle might have been made up by Hu Xuefeng to embarrass her.
"It's a question that Einstein came up with, and it's said that only 2 percent of the world's people can answer it. Hu Xuefeng originally meant to be joking, and he didn't think about it, so he immediately said 15 hints about this question, "Hints: 1. The British live in red houses. 2. Swedes have dogs. 3. Danes drink tea. 4. The green house is on the left side of the white house. 5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. 6. People who smoke pall mall cigarettes raise birds. 7. The owner of the yellow house smokes a dunhill cigarette. 8. People who live in the middle house drink milk. 9. Norwegians live in the first room. 10. The person who smokes blends cigarettes lives next door to the person who owns a cat. 11. The horse breeder lives next door to the person who smokes dunhill cigarettes. 12. People who smoke Blue Master drink beer. 13. Germans smoke prince cigarettes. 14. Norwegians live next door to the blue house. 15. The person who smokes blends cigarettes has a neighbor who drinks water. ”
"Ah, so many hints?" At this time, Lin Lan also knew that Hu Xuefeng was not deceiving herself, especially when she learned that only two percent of the world's people could answer this question, her curiosity and competitiveness were completely aroused, "You wait, I will be able to figure out the answer soon." ”
"Haha......"
Hu Xuefeng was about to tell Lin Lan not to get mad because of this question, when suddenly, a chalk head landed on his head accurately, and immediately after, Hu Xuefeng heard the math teacher Xue Madman roar almost roaring, "Those two classmates by the window in the fourth row, you stand up for me!"
Mathematics teacher Xue Feng, the fifth class sent the bandit number Xue Maniac, it is not difficult to know from his "name in the rivers and lakes" that this is a teacher who is absolutely difficult to get along with, and in fact it is true.
After being named by Madman Xue, Hu Xuefeng couldn't help but secretly exclaim in his heart: It's over, especially when he thinks of Madman Xue's punishment methods that are close to torturous, Hu Xuefeng even began to sigh.
Sure enough, when Hu Xuefeng and Lin Lan stood up under the gaze of the whole class, Xue Maniac said angrily, "You two, don't listen to the class well, you have been chattering and deserting below since the beginning of class, it is too much, after class today, punish the two of you to copy the textbook, and you will not be allowed to go home if you can't finish copying!"
Crazy Xue made a killer move, and the students of Class 5 immediately cast sympathetic glances at Hu Xuefeng and Lin Lan, Xue Madman's nirvana-copying books, no one can really afford to provoke this.
"Copying books?"
Hu Xuefeng didn't want to be so hard, he still had a lot of things to do, how could he waste his precious time on such a murderous and boring thing as copying books?
"Teacher, we were just discussing a topic just now!" Hu Xuefeng looked around, very calm, under the dumbfounded gaze of the whole class, Hu Xuefeng said cheekily, "It's just that this question is so difficult that Lin Lan and I spent some time discussing, but we still shouldn't do this, after all, this is a class, I feel deeply guilty about this, teacher, I'm sorry, we will never discuss difficult problems in class in the future." ”
"I'm a grass!"
"What's the situation?"
The students in the fifth class and more than forty were almost boiling, and they never found out that Hu Xuefeng, who had always been honest, still had such a bullish side, didn't he know that Xue Luozi hated students the most?
"It's over, crazy Xue will definitely give way to Hu Xuefeng to double the copy!" Li Dong, who was sitting behind Hu Xuefeng, had already silently prepared to make lunch for Hu Xuefeng, and in his mind, Hu Xuefeng's book was copied.
"Discussion questions?"
Madman Xue smiled contemptuously, and at the same time thought to himself, this student is really talking nonsense with his eyes open, is this teacher blind?
Thinking that Hu Xuefeng and Lin Lan had almost been talking and laughing since the beginning of class, and now they actually dared to defend themselves, Xue Madman felt more and more angry.
Xue Feng didn't mind debunking Hu Xuefeng's little trick at all, "Hu Xuefeng, since you said that the two of you are discussing the topic, then you can say this question, I want to see what topic can make the two of you discuss for half a class!"
"Teacher, if you don't mention it, I'm going to look for you too, this question is really difficult, and I think it's the only way to solve it. Hu Xuefeng slapped his ass lightly, and then said the reasoning question that made fun of Lin Lan with a smile, but with his description, the Xue madman on the podium became more and more embarrassed.
"And such a subject?"
Madman Xue said that he was very depressed, but he wanted to expose Hu Xuefeng's lies, but he really didn't expect that he actually dug a pit for himself, and Madman Xue knew that if he couldn't deduce this question, he was afraid that the majesty he had established would be swept away, not to mention punishing Hu Xuefeng for copying books.
Madman Xue stopped lecturing and wrote out what Hu Xuefeng said on the blackboard.
While writing and analyzing, Madman Xue thought that he would be able to deduce the correct answer in about three or four minutes, but after four or five minutes passed, Madman Xue still did not find the correct answer.
"Crazy Xue shouldn't be hanging, right?"
At this time, in the classroom of Class 5, there began to be some suspicious voices, especially Li Fatzi, who was waiting for Xue Maniac to make a fool of himself.
"Ahem, this question, this question is a bit difficult...... After another three or four minutes, Madman Xue finally found that this seemingly simple question was not easy to solve at all, and he had to admit that he was stumped.
But how can a teacher admit that he can't, especially when dealing with dozens of students!
In order to keep the teacher's majesty, Madman Xue deliberately made an excuse, "It will take some time to solve this problem, but now it's class, and the teacher can't delay everyone's learning, okay, let's continue the class." ”
Madman Xue glared at Hu Xuefeng, and then motioned for him and Lin Lan to sit down and listen, but as for the punishment of copying books, he didn't mention it.