Chapter 280: Low EQ is a hard injury
"Blind date?" Chen Ruoxi frowned, immediately splashed the tea on the plate on Chen Qixuan's feet, and scolded with a red face: "You are shameless, how can my mother go on a blind date with you, hurry up and let me out, you are not welcome in our family"
Chen Qixuan dusted off his wet trouser legs, and said depressedly: "Sister Ruoxi, where do you want to go, of course I can't go on a blind date with your mother."
"What about you. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info. Chen Ruoxi looked at Chen Qixuan's thief eyes staring directly at him, and immediately understood what he was thinking, and scolded: "I won't go on a blind date with you, a little brat, no big or small, hurry home"
Chen Qixuan thrust his waist, rolled his eyes and said, "Sister Ruoxi, if I am a little kid, what about Gu Tianyu, when you think about him in your heart, why don't you want to think that he is also a little kid?" ”
Chen Ruoxi's cheeks turned red again, and she defended herself with a little stutter: "He... He's different."
Chen Qixuan pursed his lips and said, "Really?" It's different."
"It's different anywhere" Chen Ruoxi said, and at the same time thought in his heart that he didn't know what Gu Tianyu was doing for a while, and he couldn't get through to call his mobile phone, so he couldn't help but ask: "Hey, do you know what Gu Tianyu has been doing recently?" ”
"Hehehe" Chen Qixuan laughed evilly twice, took two steps forward, and whispered: "I can tell you what the Ancient Heaven Domain is doing, but you have to promise to help me do something."
Chen Ruoxi glanced at Chen Qixuan and said, "Looking at your expression, I know that it must be no good, so I don't listen."
Chen Qixuan suddenly became a little anxious, scratched his head and said, "No, I haven't even said it yet, how do you know that it must not be a good thing?" ”
Chen Ruoxi was about to turn around and go back to the house, but she couldn't help but stop and ask, "Then you should talk about it?"
After Chen Qixuan glanced into the room, he gestured to the outside of the courtyard and said, "Borrow a step to speak."
The two walked outside the courtyard gate one after the other, and Chen Qixuan raised his eyebrows and said, "Sister Ruoxi, what do you think of my father?" ”
Chen Ruoxi looked at Chen Qixuan suspiciously, nodded his chin and said, "It's okay, what's wrong?" ”
"That's okay, I just said that I came to go on a blind date, but it's not nonsense, I'm actually here to help my dad on a blind date."
"Your dad?" Chen Ruoxi suddenly understood, stretched his neck and glanced around and asked, "Then what about your father, why didn't he come?" ”
Chen Qixuan smiled and said, "My dad is very thin-skinned, he is embarrassed to come."
Chen Ruoxi snorted angrily: "He's embarrassed to come as a big man, do you want my mother to go to your house to negotiate?" ”
Chen Qixuan waved his hand and said: "I didn't mean that, I mean, you go back and ask your mother tentatively, if your mother thinks my dad can, she will secretly report to me, and I will immediately ask my dad to come over to talk about marriage."
Chen Ruoxi lowered her eyelashes and thought about it, although she didn't understand why her mother suddenly wanted to find a home, but as her daughter, Chen Ruoxi understood her mother's thoughts, she would definitely marry in the future, and if her mother didn't find a home early, it would be difficult to find it in the next few years, so she couldn't let her mother live the second half of her life alone.
Chen Ruoxi thought in her heart: "Chen Jinrong is a good person, he has a gentle personality and is honest, if my mother can really make a pair with him, it would be a good thing, why not ask my mother tentatively according to Chen Qixuan's meaning."
Although Chen Ruoxi thought so in her heart, she still had to check for her mother, she crossed her arms and asked, "Your father really likes my mother?" ”
Chen Qixuan knew that there would be a drama if she asked like this, so he cut his neck with his hand and said, "I'll take the head as a guarantee, my dad always likes your mother."
Chen Ruoxi snorted and said, "Then what if my mother gets along with your father and gets bullied in the future?" ”
Chen Qixuan immediately stretched out three fingers and swore: "Sister Ruoxi, I swear to you, if my father dares to call your mother in the future, I will not have my father's surname, I will have the same surname as your mother."
Chen Ruoxi nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's pretty much the same, then you go back and wait for my news."
Seeing Chen Qixuan go back in a hurry, Chen Ruoxi felt funny, but suddenly felt that something was wrong in her heart, and when she walked to the door, she suddenly realized that she had been tricked by Chen Qixuan, Chen Qixuan, his father and his mother are not all surnamed Chen, this bastard Chen Qixuan, Chen Ruoxi gritted his teeth angrily.
That night, Chen Ruoxi lay in Chen Yulan's room, sleeping in the same bed with her, Chen Ruoxi faced her mother and asked, "Mom, what kind of person do you want to find?" ”
Chen Yulan was bored for a while before she said aloud: "Whatever"
"Mom, this is the happiness of the second half of your life, how can you be casual"
In the dark night, Chen Ruoxi couldn't see Chen Yulan's tears in her eyes, and it took a long time for Chen Yulan to say: "Mom is such an old person, just find an honest person, what else do you want to find?" ”
Chen Ruoxi suddenly squeezed closer and asked, "Mom, what do you think of Chen Qixuan's father?" ”
"Chen Jinrong?" After Chen Yulan thought about it, she sighed in a low voice and said, "He is the same person as me."
Chen Ruoxi didn't understand, so she asked, "Mom, what do you mean?" ”
"Let's sleep" Chen Yulan turned over, leaving Chen Ruoxi with a slender back.
The next day, Chen Ruoxi secretly called Chen Qixuan and said that he had asked, but he didn't understand, so Chen Ruoxi told Chen Qixuan what his mother said.
Chen Qixuan thought for a while and said: "You are stupid, I don't understand this, what your mother means is that they are both fallen people at the end of the world, why should they have loved each other on a blind date?"
"I, why did I have to love each other on a blind date, a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth" Chen Ruoxi said this, but she also agreed with Chen Qixuan's words in her heart, since both of them have a failed marriage, if they can come together with each other, it is too late to sympathize with each other, how can they dislike each other?
Chen Qixuan said again: "Send me your mother's phone"
"What do you want to do?"
"Of course, it's for my dad, let my dad talk to your mom."
So Chen Ruoxi sent Chen Yulan's phone number to Chen Qixuan, Chen Qixuan took advantage of his father's bath, took out his father's mobile phone, and pressed Chen Yulan's phone number.
So Chen Qixuan looked at the information records, and sure enough, there were a few records, but they were all polite thanks, such as Xie Chen Yulan took 50,000 yuan to save Chen Qixuan last time.
Chen Qixuan was very depressed, and secretly scolded his father for being really cowardly, and he had to rely on his son to recruit a daughter-in-law, Chen Qixuan sent a text message to Chen Yulan, asking her to meet her in Guanyin Temple, saying that he had something very important to say to her in person.
After Chen Qixuan sent a text message, he put the phone back in its place, and when Chen Jinrong came out of the shower, Chen Qixuan said: "Dad, the village chief came just now, let you go to the Guanyin Temple, and said that he would gather the heads of the village to talk about the renovation of the Guanyin Temple."
Chen Jinrong didn't think much about it, went back to the bedroom to put on his clothes and went out, Chen Qixuan was happy in his heart, and explained: "Dad, when you see someone, you have to be sharp."
Chen Jinrong didn't understand, but he was absent-minded, and left it behind in a blink of an eye, and when he arrived at the Guanyin Temple in the mountain behind the village, he found that there was no figure, Chen Jinrong took out his mobile phone and was about to call the village chief, when he suddenly heard footsteps, stretched his neck and saw that it was Chen Yulan coming here, Chen Jinrong suddenly panicked inexplicably, glanced around, and quickly hid behind the doorknob.
Chen Yulan walked to the gate of Guanyin Temple, glanced inside, and saw that there was no one, so she walked back and forth at the door, waiting for Chen Jinrong to arrive. Behind a banyan tree not far away, Chen Qixuan and Chen Ruoxi were hiding behind the trunk and watching secretly.
Chen Ruoxi lowered her voice and said, "Why is your father hiding?" ”
Chen Qixuan sniffed the body fragrance on Chen Ruoxi's body, he enjoyed it very much, listened to Chen Ruoxi's question, came back to his senses, and said: "Well, it's a little meaning, look at me"
Chen Qixuan picked up his mobile phone and called his father.
Chen Yulan heard the mobile phone ringing in the temple suddenly, and then saw Chen Jinrong walking out with a red face and twisting, Chen Yulan was puzzled: "You came and didn't say anything, why are you hiding inside?" ”
Chen Jinrong scratched his head and said, "Didn't do anything?"
After the two were embarrassed for half a minute, Chen Yulan lowered her head and pinched the corner of her clothes and said, "Don't you have something to say to me?" ”
"Ahh Say... Say what? Chen Jinrong showed a natural expression.
Chen Qixuan, who was hiding behind the banyan tree, patted Chen Ruoxi's buttocks in annoyance and scolded: "I'll go, my dad's low EQ is really hard."
Chen Ruoxi patted Chen Qixuan's head in anger and scolded, "Why are you slapping me?" ”
Chen Qixuan pretended to be stupid and said: "Oh, I was excited to shoot in the wrong place, shhh, be quiet, don't let them hear it"
Chen Qixuan was secretly happy in his heart, and secretly said that this hand felt really comfortable.
Chen Yulan saw that Chen Jinrong was hesitant and just didn't want to say it, so she pursed her lips and said, "Don't say it, forget it, I'll go back."
When Chen Jinrong saw Chen Yulan turn around to leave, he immediately shouted: "Yulan"
Chen Yulan stood with her back to him, and Chen Jinrong said in a trembling tone: "Yulan, let me accompany you for the rest of your life."
After being silent for five seconds, I only heard Chen Yulan say, "I'll wait for you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow."
Chen Yulan said with her back to Chen Jinrong, took a step and ran.
Chen Jinrong was stunned, shouted happily, turned around and ran into the Guanyin Temple, kowtowing eight times in a row.
The next day, Chen Jinrong and Chen Yulan went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register the marriage certificate, and the elders of the two sides discussed it, and felt that they had to simply hold a banquet, at least let the neighbors know that the two were now husband and wife, so three days later, Chen Qixuan's family held a banquet.
This news reached Chen Biao's ears, and he was so angry that he picked up the iron pickaxe and wanted to run to Chen Jinrong's house to make trouble, but fortunately he was stopped by his brother, who was the village chief, halfway, otherwise I really don't know how many incidents will happen.
On the day of the banquet, Chen Qixuan was a little drunk, sat down beside Chen Ruoxi slowly, and touched her buttocks dishonestly, and suddenly someone pinched her waist, Chen Qixuan grinned in pain, and shouted: "Sister spare my life"
Chen Ruoxi snorted and said, "You haven't told me what Gu Tianyu is doing, why can't he get through on the phone?"
Chen Qixuan took out his mobile phone and said, "Wait, I'll ask my daughter-in-law to go"
Chen Qixuan called Ye Yuyang, and after the phone was connected, he asked, "Daughter-in-law, where has your brother been recently, why can't you get through on your mobile phone?"
Ye Yuyang snorted and said, "Okay, you Chen Qixuan, you don't care about me when you call, but you care about my brother, don't you love me anymore?" ”
Chen Qixuan thought to himself: "Is there something wrong with this girl, if I don't love you, will I still love your brother?" ”
Chen Qixuan said in a low voice: "Okay, good daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I should care about you first, well, daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"
"Hmph, that's right" Ye Yuyang was very helpful in his heart, and then asked: "What are you doing over there, why are you so noisy?"
"Oh, it's going to be a wedding at home, it must be lively," Chen Qixuan slipped out without thinking.
Ye Yuyang's ears immediately stood up, tears jumped up, burst out of his eyes, grabbed his mobile phone and cried: "Chen Qixuan, you are a negative man, you dare to marry someone else behind my back, do you want to die?" ”
Chen Qixuan suddenly lost his sense of alcohol, he knew that Ye Yuyang's emotional intelligence was low, and his thinking was even more strange, if he didn't explain things clearly, it would cause a big incident, so he hurriedly said: "Yang'er, you misunderstood, it's not me who got married, it's my dad who got married."
Ye Yuyang stopped crying and wondered: "Why is your father only getting married now?"
Chen Qixuan didn't know how to explain for a while, but Ye Yuyang suddenly said, "Ah... I understand, your dad is really shameless, he still takes a second room at such an old age"
Chen Qixuan almost didn't vomit blood and fainted to death when he heard this, only to hear Ye Yuyang cry and scold again: "You will definitely take two bedrooms, three bedrooms and four bedrooms like your father in the future, hum, Chen Qixuan, you are not a good thing, I will ignore you anymore"