"One by one...... Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back!"

Erhu's face was full of vicissitudes, and he even forgot to shave the stubble growing on his chin. In the past two days, in order to find a way to help Shuai Yucheng cure his heart disease, he made himself physically and mentally exhausted.

"What kind of tricks are you thinking! We have more than a dozen people here, and we are almost four Zhuge Liang, so we can't think of a normal way at all?!"

"I'm going to correct that...... The original word is '裨general', that is, 'deputy general'...... Now, it's also a captain......" Yu Fan, a graduating student from the Department of Ancient Chinese Literature, explained reflexively.

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"......" Lin Xiaoan stroked Xiaohei.

Nan Jiayu watched Lin Xiao'an masturbate Xiaohei.

Ye Bai looked at Nanjiayu and looked at Lin Xiao'an, and Xiaohei.

Wei Baobao looked at Ye Bai, looked at Nanjiayu, looked at Lin Xiaoan, and stroked Xiaohei.

Shuai Yucheng looked at ......

In short, everyone present did not look at Erhu.

Erhu was already on the verge of madness: "Say!!!ah!!"

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"How to Help Shuai Yucheng Overcome Psychological Barriers: My Opinion"

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Erhu: "Just give it a beating!"

Shuai Yucheng: "Uncle policeman, this is the person!"

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Xie Yufan: "Find a girlfriend." ”

Shuai Yucheng: "Far water can't quench the thirst ...... near you"

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Ye Bai: "Treat the judges as NPCs." ”

Shuai Yucheng: "I am dizzy ...... map"

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Keyboardist: "I play soy sauce." ”

Shuai Yucheng: "Bring another bottle of vinegar ......"

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Drummer: "I play the drums." ”

Shuai Yucheng: "I retreat......"

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Nan Jiayu: "Listen to the cross talk, laugh and smile, maybe the knot will be untied!"

Shuai Yucheng (dry laugh): "Ahahaha......"

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Wei Baobao: "I'm also afraid of the teacher's ......"

Shuai Yucheng: "Relatives!"

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Lu Tongzhou: "It's none of my business. ”

Shuai Yucheng: "Oh. ”

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Hou Yan: "Who am I?"

Shuai Yucheng: "You ask me?"

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Lin Xiaoan: "What do you have for dinner?"

Shuai Yucheng: "I can't eat ......"

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Black: "Meow?"

Shuai Yucheng: "......"

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(Off-site) Shen Panzhe: "Hey, hey, hey......"

Shuai Yucheng: "......"

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Erhu was discouraged and said listlessly: "If it really doesn't work, let's go home." ”

"Don't!" Shuai Yucheng was anxious, "Brother Xiaohu, it's a big deal that I quit the band, let's find a foreign aid temporarily, do you think it's okay?"

"No, I can't. At the time of registration, the name of each member must be confirmed and cannot be changed. Erhu said with a bitter face.

Lin Xiao'an had a flash of inspiration and said, "Why don't you ...... Record a voice of 'teacher, teacher, teacher', so that Xiaoshuai can listen to it if he has nothing to do in the past few days, maybe he will get used to it on the day of the competition?"

When Shuai Yucheng heard this, he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the music playback software-

"Teacher, teacher, judge, teacher~

Old old old teacher, teacher, teacher~"

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Hearing such a magical and distorted oral joke, everyone present was not good.

Shuai Yucheng wanted to cry without tears: "I'm already listening, but it's useless." It's usually normal, but I only get scared when I hear the word 'teacher' during the game. ”

Lin Xiaoan: "I'm sorry I retracted the suggestion just now, it's really a bit intellectual...... Enough of you, don't just nod your head, you have the ability to come up with a rut!"

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Erhu is so worried, handfuls of hair...... Didn't get it down.

"I'm about to suffocate!"

"Otherwise......" Nan Jiayu hesitated to suggest: "Otherwise...... Explain the situation to the organizing committee and ask the host not to mention the word 'teacher' before the game? ”

"This ...... We've tried it before. Er Hu said listlessly: "The organizing committee did not agree, saying that it was to respect the judges." ”

"Then go straight to the judges! I think the judges will understand. Nan Jiayu continued.

Erhu spread his hands: "We are an underground band, how can we know the judges without a brokerage company......"

Nan Jiayu looked at Lin Xiaoan: "......"

Lin Xiaoan looked at Nan Jiayu: "......"

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"Ah......hh Ahh

"Oh, Mom, Mr. Kong Fang, what are you doing?!Is it windy and cold on the beach?I'll call a doctor for you......" Staff member A was shocked.

Kong Fang wanted to kick staff A into the air, but he still had to be elegant: "Don't bother, it's just that your nose can't breathe for a while, but it's much better now." ”

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Staff member A didn't know what pills he had taken, so he still refused to leave after carrying the small suitcase carried by Kong Fang to the master bedroom of the villa.

"Then you rest for a while, and I'll help you boil the water in the kettle - don't drink from the water dispenser, the water dispenser only has warm water, which is easy to breed bacteria. ”

Kong Fang: "......"

Could it be that I've gotten so clear that people fall in love at first sight?

Kong Fang couldn't help but tighten his beard, quietly unlocked the phone, and opened the dialing interface, just in case.

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Staff A was ignorant and unconscious, and was still looking for words without words: "Teacher Kong Fang, several judges and teachers live in this villa area. The villa to the east is where Mr. Tony lives, Mr. Kevin to the west, and ...... to the south."

The hole side pressed the number "1".

"Speaking of which, there's a funny thing...... Last night, just after the opening ceremony, there was a ...... I forgot what it was called...... The band approached the organizing committee and said that when they heard the word 'teacher' during the lead singer competition, they would play abnormally, and they wanted to ask the host not to add the word 'teacher' after introducing the judges......"

Kong Fang pressed "1" again.

"Hahahaha, laughing to death. Guess what the head of the organizing committee said? Hahaha......hahaha

Kong Fang felt that it was time to press "0".

He said, please provide a certificate from the relevant hospital, if it is confirmed, the organizing committee can award you a special moral fashion award, and encourage you to persist in participating in this music festival despite illness...... Ahahahahahaha......ha

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Kong Fang decided to give staff A a chance before making a call: "Xiao ...... A, huh? You're ...... Is there anything you need me to help with?"

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Silent.

The air seemed to freeze.

Staff member A bowed his head in shame.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward.

Just as Kong Fang's finger was about to press the green "dial out" button, staff member A spoke: "That's it...... Mr. Kong Fang...... As for me, I have a younger sister ......."

Kong Fang put down his phone and sat upright.

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"My sister is your idol...... No, no, no, you're her idol!" Staff A blushed, "My sister loves singing and music creation, and I heard that your studio has been hiring interns recently, so I ......"

Kong Fang felt a little damp in his back at this time, it should be because he was too nervous just now, and cold sweat broke out: "I said it earlier! Did your sister submit her resume?"

"Vote for it! And the demo sample she created has also been sent to the studio's mailbox!"

After asking the name of the staff member A's sister, Kong Fang said, "I can give her the opportunity to take the re-examination directly without the initial examination." But if she doesn't pass the retest, I can't smash my own sign. ”

"Understood, understood, thank you!" said staff member A.

Kong Fang smiled and said, "No thanks, it's just a gesture." I'm a little tired......"

Staff member A suddenly became bright: "Then I'll take my leave-if you need anything, I'll be on call--When the boiling water is boiled, you remember to let it cool and drink--Please remember to close the window when the night is windy——"

Kong Fang: "Goodbye!"