Women come to their aunts an average of ten times a year. Seven days at a time, on average, about 35 years of menopause. That is to say, three hundred and fifty times in a lifetime, a total of 2,450 days, which is equivalent to seven years spent in the days of the great aunt in a lifetime! During this time, women will have a lot of discomfort, including headaches, abdominal pain, and cold hands and feet. And with a short temper, the terrorists have to retreat in front of them!

During this time, men should learn to tolerate, avoid, and even pretend to be grandchildren! Nima's, there are seven years of bleeding in his life, try it on you, let alone seven years, hemorrhoids hurt for seven hours, you are all wasted! If a creature like this defies the sky survives in the world, you can only avoid it and tolerate it! Under the premise that you can't hide and escape, try to make yourself smile, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, let you thunder and attack, brother, just don't move! Then she has so many years left, and you will be happy.

Before lunch, Xiao Sheng noticed that Chen Shuyuan's face was wrong, and it was accompanied by night sweats! As her personal bodyguard, Xiao Sheng took a closer look at the subtle condition of the other party! But Chen Shuyuan, who was on the verge of going violent, made Xiao Sheng stop. Then, I had to stand aside with my heart! If something is really wrong, then 'forcibly' come forward to check.

Chen Shuyuan has a thin face, and she is willing to do many obscure things herself! For example, on the days when my aunt came to visit my family! She always chooses her own personal belongings! has been together for so long, Xiao Sheng has already figured out the other party's 'cycle'! Pinch your fingers, this will pull you to the supermarket to estimate this is the thing.

I don't know if it's because I'm a thief, or if I'm afraid of Chen Shuyuan during this time! When Xiao Sheng followed Tong Tong into the courtyard and saw Chen Shuyuan's cold face, he was up and down, and inadvertently hit a bird trembling! It's so murderous......

From meeting to sitting in the carriage, the three of them remained relatively silent! The black Mercedes-Benz has 'no face' to go out to meet people! I had to temporarily transfer a Lexus from Li's house! This kind of large-displacement horizontal sedan is also one of Xiao Sheng's favorite models, and after getting started, Xiao Sheng gradually accelerated his speed!

Li Zhai is located on the outskirts of Huai City, and it took nearly 20 minutes for the car to reach the nearest large supermarket! After parking the car, Chen Shuyuan and Tong Tong had a tacit understanding of 'hooking shoulders and backs' and walking up the escalator! Xiao Sheng, who followed closely behind, felt the troubles of the 'Cold War'!

The purpose of the two girls is not as clear as Xiao Sheng imagined, it stands to reason that household items like this should be in the special area on the second floor, and Tong Tong and Chen Shuyuan started to shop in front of the street shop on the first floor! Xiao Sheng, who frowned, couldn't help but think in his heart, is it going to be a long march today?

Fortunately, Chen Shuyuan is not in a state today, and she seems to be in high spirits! And Tong Tong, this girl, I don't know which tendon is twitched, and when she sees what she likes, she packs it, and then hooks her finger to Xiao Sheng in a chic way, and said coldly:

"Secretary Xiao, pay." Miss Tong, who is a fox and a fake tiger, has been holding Chen Shuyuan's arm, and Xiao Sheng, who looks extremely 'elegant' and bitter, doesn't want to offend either of the two at this time, but fortunately, she earned it last night, and now, she doesn't care!

"Sister, look at that golden Buddha, the carving is so exquisite, grandpa is about to have a big birthday, I don't know what to buy! Hey? It's really not expensive, it's just more than a million, Secretary Xiao, what do you think? "Xiao Sheng, who has been standing behind the two of them, Xiao Sheng, who is scratching his scalp, smiled very 'embarrassed' and nodded, this Nizi, today is preparing to let herself bleed!

Dai Mei swept over Xiao Sheng's Chen Shuyuan intentionally or unintentionally, raised a smile indifferently, and said with a smile:

"Flashy things, Mr. Li doesn't necessarily like them." Hearing this, Xiao Sheng shouted, or the family knows the kiss!

"Look at that jade Buddha statue, the color is good, and it also conforms to the taste of Old Man Li!" Hearing this, Xiao Sheng stood in place like a fossil, looking at the price code card on the second back, so many zeros, Xiao Sheng's joy in an instant became gone!

"Gold is gold, jade is jade, or buy them all! Secretary Xiao, what do you think about this? Hearing this, Xiao Sheng stepped back slightly, clenched his fists, and then said:

"My lord, I think there's something strange behind this! Millions of things are placed here? Apparently ......"

"Sir, this is a mold, if you place an order, we will send it to you." The salesperson's cold words completely extinguished all Xiao Sheng's desires. People say that the three women are in one play, and the three of them have to be killed!

"Giggles, thank you! Let's just take a look. After speaking, Chen Shuyuan turned around gracefully, glanced at Xiao Sheng with a smile, and Tong Tong, who followed him, followed closely behind, in an extremely smooth mood......

Tong Tong and Chen Shuyuan's desire to chat happily has become a completely different situation from Xiao Sheng's silence! Xiao Sheng, who had just stuffed four lockers with the items purchased by Tong Tong, thought in his heart that he would not need to drive a truck today, according to this girl's posture, he would have to have a three-ton truck.

went straight to the exclusive area for women's products, followed by Xiao Sheng, without a trace of embarrassment! The men who accompany their daughters-in-law to buy personal items these years are regarded as good men! Xiao Sheng's desire is too late, why do you want to dodge! But Chen Shuyuan and Tong Tong's frequent glances made Xiao Sheng a little restless! These two girls, are you still afraid that I will see what model is used? Aren't all the same sizes? It's just a difference in depth, and it has nothing to do with the surface.

However, the eyes of the two women were too vicious, forcing Xiao Sheng to turn around and walk towards the end! But in order to better protect the two of them in such a crowded place, Xiao Sheng didn't dare to go far! About a meter apart.

Xiao Sheng, who was idle and bored, looked at the platform and found that his location happened to be the condom monopoly area! The box of TT in the wallet has also been with him for a while, and Xiao Sheng, who is about to change it, casually took a box of domestic 'real men' from the shelf area, but just as Xiao Sheng was about to turn around, a 'Durex' promotion staff walked towards Xiao Sheng in a charming manner, and said in a loud voice:

"Sir, do you think the real man is easy to use?" Hearing this, Xiao Sheng frowned, and before he could speak, the female promoter continued:

"Don't you think that real men are very restrictive to use, a little small?" When he said this, the promoter looked at Xiao Sheng with a 'lazy' gaze, and his expression was surprised, as if you only need to buy a real man, you will indirectly admit it.

"Well, actually...... I felt the same way, I just didn't find the Durex shelves. ”

"Here, I'll show you it." After speaking, the promoter turned around and ran to the Durex counter, looked at the slender figure of the other party, touched the corner of his mouth Xiao Sheng, and couldn't help but sigh:

"No wonder Durex sells so well in China, with such a group of capable salespeople, how many can't be sold?"

(I vaguely remember when I was in Shanghai in 10 years, Manyu went to the supermarket to buy TT, and was thundered by such an enthusiastic promoter!) At the time, it was a man, and I thought he would use 'well, actually...... I think so too! Answer! I wonder how many friends have had the same experience as me? Does it resonate? ）